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Unibenstudent: The least he can do is to be wanking to thier pictures because he won't even see thier pant sef

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Whizpeter: GLO offers 3g for 1k
Etisalat offers the same 3g for 1k
So don't be scared you won't finish it before it expires

Yes that's true, but the 3g works for curve and bold blackberry. I recharged it using the normal code but it didn't work on my Q5 so I went to there office they said the plan is not for Q5 and other new blackberry because they have different features from the older blackberry. They have one of 1K but it's not 1g. Na so my 1K take go.

Calling them the less privileged would have sound more better than calling them 'STREET URCHINS'!

drizzy009: I don't have a girlfriend o. but if I had and she tried, aswear I will beat hell out of her

Beating her is a waste of time. The day she tries it that's the day I end what ever we had but before I send her packing away from my life I will make sure I give her an indelible mark. Am a woman and my mum is the best thing that has ever happened to me so I know what it's like for someone from nowhere to give her a slap no matter the reason. Like my mum will always say if you cannot tolerate the parents and the family of the person you're dating or marrying then your professed love to that person be it your gf/wife or bf/husband is meaningless. (imagining what it's like for someone else to slap my mum ) Hmmmmm! I no fit shout till that day.

great289: jennydoris. Am short of words, u said it all.

Thanks.

urhoboman: ok, goodluck with it, hope u are enjoying ur stay in festac?

Yes. I am.

DiscodeeFUTA: Can stake My gf lyf on this, ur high on PARAcetamol!!! Dat y u dey PARA lik LARA *clap for me pls*

What is this one saying?

urhoboman: oh, u stay in festac too? The network is too bad I must say. Not as if this place is a remote village. Try to get urself an mtn or etisalat sim. They work very well here.

Yea. I switched over to etisalat. I went to their office at 23 road and get their data plan. Though it's ok but I still prefer glo. Glo bis 1month subscription with 1000naira last for upto the last day of the expiring date of the data. Sometimes i use mine for downloading of music, video or games. But etisalat is not like that. If care is not taking the MB will finish even before the stipulated time. Will switch over to glo once I get back to my base.

marieolae: its ok love

Alright. Thanks for your understanding.

willorie: I tire oooo
Dem just dey yap mouth abi finger anyhow like dat

Me too tire for the thing abi na for them.

femi4: Infact, the bis stopped working on PC, which was the main reason why I switched from MTN to glo

My dear the thing just tire me. It's so frustrating.

urhoboman: glo and airtel are the poorest network we have in nigeria. I stay in festac, lagos. u cnt even make a call with glo line over here not to talk of surfing the net, airtel is gud for calls, but internet is oways "loading". Too bad.

My glo bis was working very very well when I was in Onitsha but since I came to Lagos the story has changed. Here in festac it's as if glo is cursed or something.

Mine started since last week. Am using their BIS on my BlackBerry. Glo has been the best network for me when it comes to browsing but seriously since last week am beginning to doubt it. It's always showing emergency this and that. Soooo teee my bis don expire still it's still showing emergency.

marieolae: yeah u sound aggressive

Hmmm. Didn't notice that. Was only saying my mind. Sorry if my tone was rather harsh.

olanshi: May God continue to bless you and increase your knowledge for this comment!


It gladden my heart!

Amen! And may He bless and increase your knowledge too.

[quote author=tosscash1]u dnt have respond to any comment dat comes from Yoruba, for their jealousy is in them[/quote

marieolae: lolz it not fight na

Did I sound like we are fighting? Huh?

DonaldGenes: You no go understand

Please make me understand

Ceasar1: Lemme start laughing before I even read this.

#Edited.

Screw It: I can't even read it, bad english wtcheww!

With or without bad english I know you understand the message that he is trying to pass through. One thing I hate about some Nairaland ers is the way some of them claim to be Professor of English Language. All of us must not be educated before we can speak well or express our minds. That you can read and write well is not the same for others and it doesn't stop them from pouring out their hearts. If you can't help the person just leave the topic without adding up flames to an already burned hearts. I think we are all matured and as such needs to caution ourselves to a large extent. You are a professor of english ok, noted, then give him advise concerning his or her posted topics and if you think your job is not done yet teach him some good use of english language shekina! Please we just have to grow up because what ever you know today was definitely taught to you by someone else that knows better than you. Someone like me that is learning communication in school have come to know that English and it's usage is not something we learn in a day. Let's help each other please, that's if you understand what am trying to relate to you.

hatux: God bless mary kay!

They never said she won most beautiful rather most fashionable. So am wondering how Mary Kay take enter the topic.

I used Emily millionaire coconut hair cream and Emily millionaire hair fertiliser lotion after washing and styling my hair. And seriously my hair has never being the same. Ohhh! I forgot to tell you that I have soft hair too. It's too soft that I hardly braid rather I either go with my hair or I fix. But the best is I don't relax my hair often. I do my re touching like 4 or 3 times in a year. I use BEVA hair relaxer it's best for soft hair and then olive oil for my hair cream.

Probably you have experienced all you said from your sister(s).? And just know that because you experienced one ugly character from your girlfriend does not mean that all women or ladies are the same. Just as some Nigerian girls are lazy I also and strongly believe that some Nigerian men are also lazy. And as for standing in a queue God knows that I can not stand for too long and I can as well stand depending on the queue but even men, heavy bodied amongst them still looks for a sit especially in the bank. And coming to using 'K K' words it's not laziness but it's something some people have adapted to when chatting even some guys. I once was using it not because am lazy but for chatting sake until my bros and some other people advised against it and that's when I stopped using the word. So if you think you're not in good terms with the word tell whom ever that is using it. Just know that so many abbreviations have taken the place of some words so the ones that are been used on you is not laziness like you claimed.

The first thing you need to do is to go for a "PRICK REMOVAL SURGERY" so that you won't get confused by getting another lady pregnant. Then maybe when the situation is settled you can now go and get it back. You are not compatible with your first girlfriend that's why u left her, but you are bold and compatible enough to get her pregnant when you have plans for marrying another woman! You are not compatible yet you are scared to tell her of your wedding plans! The only thing you need is to grow up and face the challenges that u created for yourself. Why seek for help when you didn't consult anyone before embarking on this journey. Well I pray that the two women will understand the situation at hand and be reasonable, if not if the two of them turns against u even the devil won't save you from what they will do to you. Don't know what else to say probably because we are not compatible.

[quote author=hensben]Wow! as strict as ur father you still rate him 10/20 which is credit *C*..maka why?

If you are to be lecturer student will hardly score *A* in your course.[/quote


How you take know? Huh? The likes of you won't even get *C*. . Lol

A sinner is someone that "CLAIMS" that he or she has not committed any crime against God and man.

caseless: I'm yet to see a father like mine. For the fact that i can open up and tell him everything i have done(bad maybe), and ask for his prayers to keep me frm repeating it again and, he wld assure me of his prayer without any hard feeling towards me...makes him less strict and best 'father in d world'.

That's a difference case altogether. A strict father is always a loving father. Mine is so strict that we fear him more than my mum but then he is more understanding, loving and caring to the core. He hardly allows us to mingle with people especially the opposite sex, I mean I and my sisters. He hardly flogs or spanks us but his scary looking eyes when ever we are doing something that is not pleasing in his sight is more great a flog or spank. Those days in primary and secondary school once your teacher gives u a text or class exercise and you fail like three or more of the questions you are very sure to get the exact of that number of questions that you failed. It even worsens if you didn't do your correction(s). That's a double wahala for your buttocks. . Seriously it wasn't funny. We feared him to the extent that we hardly request for money from him rather we have to go through my mum. We are always happy when ever he travels and changes our mood when he returns or is about to. But all these didn't stop him from loving us. He buys more sweet items for us than my mum. Even when he flogs u he will call u close and say one sweet words like "Nne or Nna please don't do this again" am doing all this for your own good" u won't understand it now but in the nearest future you definitely will" and he will say sorry." those words alone are so soothing and comforting. But seriously my mum will not flog u and tell u sorry rather she will find another means to give u another round of beating . Lol. She is also lovely and caring but not like my dad. Then in our neighbourhood my dad is the only father that goes to market and buys clothes for his children. Well he may not be the only one but am sure he is among the very few. Now we understand more why he does all of his actions then and so I and my siblings grew more fond of him that we wish forever to see him every minute of our life's. So u see been strict is a different thing altogether. Mine is strict but it's a lovely 'strictness' lol. That's if there is a word like that. I love my dad and I also love my mum because she will forever be my besty and confidante. I pray God to give me a man like my father that will help in raising my heavenly kids with me. I rate my papa 10/20.

It's same here. From 23 road junction in festac to apple junction, and then 2nd rainbow to Cele junction is as dry as what I don't know. The issue of taking a hot water bath with salt and drinking it too is giving people a whole lot of concern that so many people are scared of going out. Me self way dey road am kind of perturbed but then I know that God got my back.

Seriously! I don't know where or how this information came to be. I don't even know if it's true or not but what I know is that it has escalated to all part of Nigeria and it has given people so much fear that even to go out is now a wahala.

What's the essence of leaving him or her in the first place if you know you will want the person back? Abeg my relationship dictionary says 'forward ever backward never'. No time to waste.

Well said. And in addition we want a man who will support our dreams and aspirations, who will accept our family just as he accepts his unless he don't want his to be accepted by us(a man that will not accept my family especially my parents should not just near my house because what he seeks will not be granted), a man that will continue to take us to cool joints after the wedding like he used to when we are still dating or courting. I have so many qualities but with what u have said and mine I think they are the most important. Good write up.

I wish them a lovely stay together and I pray that their marriage lasts longer than that of Olu and Joke Silver.

Hmmmmm! Odikwa very riski though she is too sexy abi scary!