Its worth it if its gonna make my gf more beautiful

Slim Shawty: For my 'Normal' profile:Wale-Ambition ft Rick Oss and Meek Mill.
For my 'Loud' profile:Praiz-Rich and Famous
I even have a ringtone for my 'vibrate only' profile:Burna Boy-Celebrate.
Then the ringtone for my nokia phone is Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Balls.

awww damn wreckin ball by miley cyrus is my best song now you shuld try listenin to beware and fire by big sean......great trackz

FIRE and BEWARE by BIG SEAN

tintingz: But 90% of Aluu killers are christians hope you know that...I can show you pastors that molest wives, do fake miracles, do rituals

Rev. King was jailed for killing people for rituals.

Lol...with your eyes? And you think there are no muslims in that WTC building?

40 muslims were killed in the mosque by BH now tell me are they fighting for Islam, most people killed in the north are muslims, the civilian JTF are muslims.

Your crusader warriors fought crusade for Jesus e.g Adolf hitler, george bush are christians terror crusaders...almost 1million innocent people have been killed in the arab world by all this crusaders.

my nigga u re fool to d highest order.........how many lives whr taken away by the likes of osama bin laden,sadam hussein,hesbollah,al queada,al shabab,boko haram,president assad of syria all believin dey re doin wat d quaran says.................
p.s adolf hitler and george bush were members of the illuminati

ibitomisi: I have one in my hostel.. He's not totally a vegetarian, he's just being selective... A specified type of fish, and that's all, he's even a muslim. And he's looking good, nice skin.

:onigga why u dey admire im skin abi u b gay??

nickz: my elder brother doesn't eat anything poultry,are you saying he is gay

yo my nigga xcept he is doin it for health reasons den i would pretty much say he is gay..

Kamanda: YES I am a vegetarian.

I always mixi vegetables with everything I cook especially Fried vegetables with spiced Beef and Eggs.

nigga if u eat beef whether spiced or unspiced den u no be veg abi u know no d meanin of vegetarian

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Vivly: Do you understand what the word 'vegetarian means?

my landlord's son was a veg...turns out he was told in his cult dat d day he eats meat he would die......still the wife bought beef and diced it in the soup witout d nigga knowin.......well d nigga ate and died......so dats my reason for sayin vegs re cultist nd the wife said b4 her husband died he never had sex with her for 4years.........so tell me if u have a husby and the nigga didnt touch u for 4years wht wuld u call him.".happy feet"

first i tink all vegs re gay..,.second why the fvck wuld u be a veg if u have a partner,na double stress....
third 10%of nigerians dat say they re vegs re cultist

tintingz: Iran zoo is far better than congo zoo.

Garri_Activist: Guy you deserve 2 hot slap by a gorilla. Foool!

my nigga u deserve to be sent to panama prison and then anually raped by drug dealers........foolish boko haram muslim bastards

tintingz: You should be sent to a zoo in congo.

you shuld be sent to a zoo in iran

ehen naija we don start again........frm one bad news to anoda thank God for the wise pilot

Garri_Activist: don't mind the idiots christians!

muslims re the most fvcked up ppl dat liveth,,,dey always try to hide the fact dat dier fvcked up quaran sayz dey shuld hate and kill christains.......fvck u garri_activist and fvck all evil muslims out dere

Garri_Activist: don't mind the idiots christians!

if dis comment had been posted by a christain,the mod wud ve hide it bt bcoz na muslim na,im no hide am.........muslims re also idiots.

4reigningqueen:

like seriously is this the translation?

Pepper dog urine see body pu****y somebodys name serious is king that mess that mess

sorry, my yoruba is verry bad.

like seriously ur interpretation got me crackin so bad.....

rabzy:
Did you go to their house or shop to try and preach to them and they did not listen to you?

yes as a matta of fact,i tried to preach to dis witness woman in her shop once and she told me my understanding of the word of God is nt correct and dat i should convert to a witness.,.....i was like wtf

This is probably the funniest post on nl rite now.....those retarded fvcks come to preach for u bt they wont listen to u if u try to preach for them
#teamredeem

P.s onyinbo man mumu die afta dem go dey claim superioty to black man

mr poster,how many 9jireans u see dey go spa nt talkless of taking a dog.....im still wonderin how dis post got to f p

~Bluetooth:

A dog will always be a dog even if it lives in the palace. Militants are getting better education abroad which they don't really care about or wanted while the good Nigerian students are in their parents' house just because the government can't provide them with a better education.

guy tink b4 u post......cos they re frm niger delta dosen't mean they re militants

Abu Mikey: bros,its not Genetic Mutation

Its a genetically engineered corn.

yeah u re correct guy.....mutation is mostly for living things

:onothing we no go see for dis lyf....chei next dem go grow mango wey get leg

Babiloko: i knw d wife..so sad

Babiloko: i knw d wife..so sad

she dey live for ur street

cumpaddre:
Who be dis 1 nd wat are u saying?

lmao....the guy just talk off point

Too many bad news for 9ja Too many bad news for 9ja