Pls guys help oo.......I have injustice:Gods among us. On my phantom and afer loading upto dat Lex Luthor qoute it force closes........is it because my device is nt rooted.......pls help

Wait I dey come,,,make I finish dis pami

Decryptor: You made an effort to sound funny but in the end, you sounded stu.pid!

mr man when did I tell you I was trying to sound funny.....the op said to add urs,,I added mine and you re insulting me.....

Well shows just how jobless you are

You forgot to add the jensen elizz's pandora os......

1)This os has the ability to kill ur ex girlfriends using fatality
2)It can nak a babe when you dnt feel like
3)It can toast any girl u want
4)It can make you wear versace using voice input
5)It can make you acquire wealth without joining illuminati
6)It allows the user to switch os frm pandora to android,ios,windows,ubuntu,brew,java,blackberry kindle fire,symbian,bada and many more......

Developed,designed and created by jensen elizz
All rights reserved

A laptop with good cpu,processing speed and large or massive ram........ I would advice the os to be windows 7 or ultimate....heard that its good for web programming....


Also good ba3 life cus na naija we dey

Waiting for fp in 2014

Top 10 Mobile Operating System
1. Google Android OS
Source: Google Android
Simply Android, Google Android OS is the most popular
open-source software created by Android, Inc. and was
purchased by Google, Inc. If you have an android phone,
you are familiar with the Google Play (formerly known as
Android Market) where you can download ranges of apps
for free or for a fee. It is estimated to have 700 000 apps
registered there. Too many right?
Current versions of android are as follows: Donut, Éclair,
Froyo, Gingerbread, Honeycomb, Ice Cream Sandwich, and
Jelly Bean. Did you see it? letters starts with D E F G H I
and J. So we may assume the next version starts with
letter K and guess what it is.Tadaa - Key Lime Pie. Haven't
eaten it.
One of known smartphones running on Android are
Samsung Smartphones.
Google Chromecast
Google Chromecast HDMI Streaming
Media Player
Amazon Price: $34.98
List Price: $35.00
2. Apple iOS
Source: stuffpoint
Yes. Anybody knows it. If you are an iPhone or iPad user
you know what I mean. The smartphones from apple uses
the iOS software. Unlike Android, iOS not an opensource
software.
Users that I interviewed [I'm an android user/programmer
- sorry :-)] applauds iOS's performance - fast, smooth, and
it doesn't slows down. Worth the price they said. But we
can also consider int hardware for good performance.
Visit Apple Store for more info.
It's the Apple's product that beats the Research In
Motion's BlackBerry. And talking about BlackBerry.
3. BlackBerry
Source: BlackBerry Z10 Screen
Once the leading in smartphone, Research In Motion's
(Now BlackBerry) mobile operating system is back on
track with its new line of smartphones.
With its open platform, developers can create
applications using different languages like C\C++ Native
SDK, HTML5, ActionsScript, you can also port existing
Android Apps, and more. You may visit BlackBerry
Developer site to start developing apps.
Like Google's Google Play and and Apple's App Store,
BlackBerry has its own - BlackBerry World.
Kindle Fire HD now only $159
No Amazon products found
4. Symbian OS
Source: Symbian Foundation Logo
Symbian is one of the mobile operating system used by
Nokia. During year 2009, Symbian Foundation made the
platform "available open source and royalty-free".
However it the foundation then shifted to a licensing
entity.
It was taken over by Nokia. The website discussing
Symbian's future http://symbian.nokia.com/ was already
closed last 2012.
5. Firefox OS
Source: Forbes.com
Once a desktop browser, the leading in free and open
platforms now introduces the Firefox OS for mobile
phones. Same thing, it is intended to be an open platform
free from the rules and restrictions of existing
proprietary platforms.
Firefox OS was made using HTML5. The free and open
platform was backed by different names in industry such
as eBay, Twitter, Facebook, SMART, LG, Alcatel, and more.
For developers, you may interested in visiting this site.
6. Windows 8
Source: Microsoft
Windows 8 is Microsoft's newest operating system. Design
not only for PCs, Windows 8 is also for Tablets and
Smartphones - it's Microsoft's way pf keeping up with the
consumer demands. As you see, people now prefers a
mobility.
Thousands of apps can be downloaded at their store. The
new OS from Microsoft has its unique metro style UI.
Developers interested in creating Windows 8 apps may
find their Windows Dev Center useful.
7. Ubuntu Mobile
Source: Ubuntu
What I like with Ubuntu is its simplicity and elegance. I
run Ubuntu together with my Windows operating system.
Simple, elegant, and free.
"Ubuntu is an ancient African word meaning 'humanity
to others'. It also means 'I am what I am because of who we
all are'. The Ubuntu operating system brings the spirit of
Ubuntu to the world of computers." - So they say. About
Ubuntu.
Now Ubuntu's simplicity and elegance will be on your
phone. Being backed by Canonical, Ubuntu for phone is
hoped to compete with leading proprietary platforms.
They also provide resources for developers.
8. Tizen OS
Source: Tizen Phones
Formerly LiMo, Tizen is also an operating system for
tablets, smartphones, and smart TVs. Samsung has plans
to shift from Bada ans Android to Tizen.
The operating system was built using Linux. Samsung
has not released smartphones yet running on Tizen
platform, However, demonstration was done during
Mobile World Congress and expects it to be released at
the endof 2013.
Developers may already download its SDK at Tizen
Foundation site.
9. Bada OS
Source: Bada
Bada OS is Samsung's smartphone platform. previous
devices from Samsung runs a Bada operating system.
However, Samsung is currently known as competitor for
Apple by releasing smartphones running on Android
platform.
Samsung has plans to release smartphones running on
new platform Tizen. Bada in Korean means ocean or sea.
They also have website for interested developers.
10. BREW OS
Source: Mobilestore1
Short for Binary Run-time Environment for Wireless.
Maybe you never heard of it - until now. It seems
unpopular because of lack of branding.
BREW is an application development platform by
Qualcomm for CDMA mobile Phones. Resources for
developing BREW Apps can be seen at brewmp.com.
BREW is used by LG CDMA, Hwuawei, INQ Mobile, Amoi,
and Samsung are some manufactures that uses BREW OS.

Worth a read !
On the first day,
God created the dog and said,
"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life
span of twenty years."
The dog said,
"That's a long time to be barking.. How about only ten
years and I'll give you back the other ten?":|
So God agreed......
On the second day,
God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do
tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a
twenty-year life span."
The monkey said,
"Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time
to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog
did?"
And God agreed......
On the third day,
God created the cow and said,
"You must go into the field with the farmer all day long
and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to
support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life
span of sixty years."
The cow said,
"That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other
forty?":]Y
And God agreed again......
On the fourth day,
God created humans and said,
"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give
you twenty years."
But the human said,
"Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty,
the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back,
and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God.
"You asked for it."
So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play
and enjoy ourselves.\=D/ For the next forty years, we slave in
the sun to support our family..#:-s For the next ten years,
we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren:p . And
for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark>:O
at everyone=)) .
Life has now been explained !

Chei If I carry cane dey flog op na,,iya basira go dey beg....nobody go understand say the mumu dey here dey mislead peeps

shadrach77: the picture

that pix b like 3D u sure say na real

D yeye pix no even gree load for my yeye fone

See as I dey imagine d fine yellow/afin nyash e go sweet like mama ada nkowbi oo

Artiste of the year-IYANYA

I was like wat tha fvck which beta music iyanya bring dis year apart frm dat wacky lekwa ukwu....

Speaking of ukwu wetin make timaya no get any award for him hit single ukwu

Man this year headies shuld have been called headies 2012 cus beta 2013 music did nt win any reasonable award..
Imagine Alingo become music of the year instead of personally.............headies na wack

Ehmm how that 1 take put bis for my android

I no I'm about to sound like person wey just fall in 9ja bt bribery and corruption don finish us........

Imagine baba wizzy-0 award
Baba davido-1 or 0 award
Baba kcee limpopo-supposed to be music of the year,,dem give alingo(WTF)

Worst of all IYANYA--artiste of the year......
Two words for headies

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK HEADIES

deejay_harry1: i am yet to see a device which sold more than the s3/s4 and tecno n3 in nigeria this year

agreed just to add....

The nokia asha series because no b every body fit afford/sabi use android fones

Oga poster when i read ur thread,I first laff my belle full because ur thread is wacky(no offence)


First you put bbq10 ahead of bold5 and 6,,then you add anoda bb(z10) to a list of top 5........

Where htc dey,,where even the unpopular lumia and asha series of nokia dey,,where iphone 4s(one of the best iphone ever) dey,,,then where (the king of all cheap smartphones)tecno dey
Mr man re-rite ur list cuz its wacky

Booked *inside church*

Booked *inside church*

ukwu









Na ona sabi [color=#990000][/color]
Seun wey d color wey I order

Ifywealth: Who go save naija frm dis so call leaders,

me..........wait make I wear leggings and pant,,then con tie wrapper for neck dey call my self 9jaman

Lilimax: Are they saying there is no more freedom of speech and expression?

yes............welcome to 9ja....

Thread was so long I didn't even bother to go tru it.........




Secondly,is it just me or is dis PAGAN 9JA dude weird......cus Im dey talk off key sometimes....

Mods of nairaland.....y ona hide my post na.......I was only trying to share a joke....make ona no vex oOoo

seems the mods aint too brite anymore for putting dis boring thread on fp

Wetin b dis

Cuz I don't think I will.....well if its the other part I might eat it becos e go sweet

Honestly speaking,would/will you eat this cake