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WebmastersRe: Nigerian Online Ventures That Are Offshoots Of Nairaland by Jensenelizz(m): 9:30pm On Dec 19, 2013
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TV/MoviesRe: Funny Yoruba Movie English Subtitles [Photos] by Jensenelizz(m): 6:09pm On Dec 15, 2013
5.00GP:
THE MISTAKES IS FROM THE EDITORS NOT FROM THE ACTORS N ACTRESSES
no one said its frm the actors son, do you need glasses to read beta.
TV/MoviesRe: Funny Yoruba Movie English Subtitles [Photos] by Jensenelizz(m): 6:05pm On Dec 15, 2013
angry this is one of the reasons 9ja film no dey sell, because our editors and producers dey take weed mixed with sperm b4 dem do anytin* gets angry and kill hades in god of war:ascension*
PhonesRe: Tecno Phones That Support BBM - Prices by Jensenelizz(m): 5:56pm On Dec 15, 2013
Tecno everywhre...chai...nobody even care bout gionee, g-tide, m301 or any other chinko product......
#team tecno sha/team lumia
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Be Re-united with Old Friends! by Jensenelizz(m): 12:06am On Nov 14, 2013
any1 frm kuje amuwo grammar skool,agboju.....11/12 set that knows of a girl named godswill...........if you do pls give her my numba or call me @ 08092817832 thank you.
Music/RadioRe: Shizzi On Alleged Stolen 'Baby Face' Song by Jensenelizz(m):
ehen I don show after my Haters steal my lumia,dem tink say I no go buy new fone. shocked ........I don buy new fone nd now I dey even ping with my new HTC mytouch 4g ......fvck all my haters.... :$
CelebritiesRe: Fashola To Pay Pa Kasumu's Medical Bill by Jensenelizz(m): 12:06am On Oct 14, 2013
Brb
Nairaland GeneralRe: Describe Yourself In Just One Word by Jensenelizz(m): 1:20pm On Oct 12, 2013
coolversatile
PoliticsRe: Orji Stops Okorocha’s Birthday Reception In Abia by Jensenelizz(m): 10:10am On Oct 12, 2013
Hmmm
PhonesRe: No More New Apps For Symbian In 2014 by Jensenelizz(op): 8:28am On Oct 12, 2013
Chei that means na to find person dash my 7610 be dat.......mod put on fp
#teamandroid
PhonesNo More New Apps For Symbian In 2014 by Jensenelizz(op): 8:26am On Oct 12, 2013
No New Symbian Apps Will be
Created from January 2014 With the recent announcement of
a Microsoft takeover of Nokia, it
should not come as a surprise that
Nokia will be discontinuing support
for new Symbian and MeeGo apps
from January 1, 2014. Symbian used to be the world’s number
one smartphone OS by far. MeeGo
was the original planned
replacement for Symbian. Though
MeeGo gained popularity among
Symbian fans, Nokia dropped it for Windows Phone after the current
CEO arrived. From what I gather, both Symbian
and MeeGo apps already existing in
Nokia Store will still be available
for download by users. Also,
developers will still continue to get
paid when their existing apps are purchased. However, developers
will no longer be able to publish
new apps or update existing apps
in the Store after January 1 2014. Source:- Mobility.ng In my opinion, January 1, 2014 is
the real burial date for both
Symbian and MeeGo. RIP. Any Hope for Nokia Symbian
Users??
TravelRe: Pilots Were Arguing Before Agagu's Plane Crashed - Blackbox by Jensenelizz(m): 5:34pm On Oct 11, 2013
How the plane no go crash when na hausa man won fly am.....shey im thnk say na herd of cattle na im dey drive......mtchewwwwwww....i don provoke angry *tears cloth off and nearly use hammer nak my lumia* angry
PoliticsRe: Agagu’s Son, Feyi Condition Critical; Flown Abroad by Jensenelizz(m): 2:00pm On Oct 10, 2013
.Ehen agagu don start again......this family mata no dey finish sef...i wish him well sha
Christianity EtcRe: Are Churches Really Helping The Poor And Unemployed In Our Society Today? by Jensenelizz(m): 1:50pm On Oct 10, 2013
Na wa oo........the rate at which dem use dey carry church mata 4 head for dis nl dey suprise me oo.....church do this,dem go post,church do that dem go post..........why u no ask whether mosque dey help d poor and unemployed 4 naija.....mtcheeeeeeew rubbish post
EducationRe: Lecturers At Kogi Polytechnic Charge For 'handouts' by Jensenelizz(m): 1:43pm On Oct 10, 2013
@op Guy dey dere make pant dey wear u...our naija lecturer re too greedy,even if gov pay them #10million salary dem go still charge 2k for handouts
EducationRe: Lecturers At Kogi Polytechnic Charge For 'handouts' by Jensenelizz(m): 1:38pm On Oct 10, 2013
Man must chop na grin
second to comment
TV/MoviesRe: Mercy Johnson And Funke Akindele On Set Of New Movie by Jensenelizz(m): 1:37pm On Oct 10, 2013
Old post jor
FoodGone Are The Days Of Okin Four Corner And Round Biscuit by Jensenelizz(op): 1:34pm On Oct 10, 2013
How many of You Missed the Days
of Okin Round and Okin Four
Corner Biscuit?? Which One do you Enjoy Most? Okin
ROund or Four Corner??

FoodRe: 5 Weird Animals Nigerians Eat by Jensenelizz(m): 1:09pm On Oct 10, 2013
Seequadry: Roasted pr i ck...tastes like borly
guy na wa 4 u oo.......u won kill man with laughter abi
FoodRe: 5 Weird Animals Nigerians Eat by Jensenelizz(m): 1:07pm On Oct 10, 2013
philip.adesola:
huh
wtf
FoodRe: 5 Weird Animals Nigerians Eat by Jensenelizz(m): 1:05pm On Oct 10, 2013
Ishilove: I can't eat snails because it is forbidden where I come from. Never eaten it, never will eat it.

I can't eat crabs. Won't be caught dead eating that stuff embarassed
yes oo even dat crab wey yoruba women dey kiri pass my street i no dey eat am......my gf say i be work to her cos i no dey eat most tins wey she dey eat...........lol
HealthRe: Horrifying Things That Can Happen During Pregnancy by Jensenelizz(m): 12:46pm On Oct 10, 2013
So
FamilyRe: Man Beat His Wife For Not Calling Him "Sir" by Jensenelizz(m): 12:39pm On Oct 10, 2013
Booked
FoodRe: 5 Weird Animals Nigerians Eat by Jensenelizz(m):
All of the things listed,i've never ate any...bt d kind of meat i dnt eat are

1.pig meat: dude no matter how u take disguise am,only the smell go make me vommit

2.snail(eegbin): wether fried,roasted or stewed,if i mistakely put am for mouth e don finish for me b dat

3.Dog: i mean is it just me or is that absurb.....how u go open two eye dey chop busky busky wey u don play with b4......na wa o

4.snake: dude i dnt even watch documentary wey snake dey nah to cum eat am.....na wa oo

5.dat flyin insect wey dey surface if rain fall..i know no d name o bt sum say na locust: i tried eatin that stuff when i was ten,me nd my buddy caught sum and roasted it,afta i ate one i almost puked my heart out,then later i nearly shat my intestine out.......
for me dose re the five things i cant eat ooo
PoliticsRe: Lagosians In Pains Over Unending Road Construction Projects by Jensenelizz(m):
I ply the mile 2 to okoko road everyday and damn dat road is bad........i usually leave home by 5:30am bt get to mile2 around 7:45am or 8am........too many potholes and the so called ccecc workers re nothin to rite home about compare to julius berger workers........the ccecc workers re slow and dem like to dey do work half half,i know no weda if fashola commot for seat weda dem go continue deir work.............i come dey wonda weda no be 2015 na bros fashe go commot for seat again
BusinessRe: Procedures To Get TIN No. From FIRS by Jensenelizz(m): 11:32am On Oct 10, 2013
huh We dey pay tax for naija? huh
CelebritiesRe: Oyedepo, Dangote, Adenuga To Pay N400m Luxury Tax On Private Jets by Jensenelizz(m): 12:22pm On Oct 09, 2013
Khalessi: Why my name no dey that list? Upon say I get three dragon angry
babe u dey watch game of thrones wella abi....lmao
CelebritiesRe: Oyedepo, Dangote, Adenuga To Pay N400m Luxury Tax On Private Jets by Jensenelizz(m): 12:17pm On Oct 09, 2013
kingthreat: Three pastors on the top-ten list. No Imam, No Hindu Guru, No babalawo. No atheist leader. No beef. Just an observation grin
it shows dat God is blessing them na.....abi wetin make i talk my brutha.....:-D
CelebritiesRe: Oyedepo, Dangote, Adenuga To Pay N400m Luxury Tax On Private Jets by Jensenelizz(m): 12:09pm On Oct 09, 2013
And okonji iwela say nigeria go wreck if dem give ASUU #130billion............money dey naija oo......case closed
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Dancing With Tambuwal .. by Jensenelizz(m): 10:05am On Oct 09, 2013
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TV/MoviesRe: Pa Kasumu Is Critically Ill & Needs N12M To Stay Alive by Jensenelizz(m): 12:23am On Oct 09, 2013
PurestBoy: I use the same and I bought mine brand new at 51K from Nokia shop at Mokola Ibadan and it has 12months warranty. That is what you get when you don't buy phone from the right shop.
my brother my own too get 12month guaranty/waranty bt me dey talk of dat portable on the go charger wey u fit use charge witout pluggin to any output....ur own carry am come
HealthRe: Man Claims Immunity To Snake Venom (photos) by Jensenelizz(m): 3:14pm On Oct 08, 2013
Oya,,...

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