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Politics / Re: A Special Message From The Minister Of Works by Jensenelizz(m): 8:05pm On Dec 25, 2013
embarassed omo piss dey catch me o
Travel / Re: Christmas Day Traffic On Nigeria Roads Today by Jensenelizz(m): 7:51pm On Dec 25, 2013
As usual the demon wey dey tie wrapper for abulado-iyana iba don tie hollandis cus today na christmas grin

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Politics / Re: A Special Message From The Minister Of Works by Jensenelizz(m): 7:46pm On Dec 25, 2013
Mr•Olodo:
[size=24pt]Op please reduce your grammar before you scatter my olodo brain[/size] grin
omo you fugly oo shocked ........no puns intended
Politics / Re: A Special Message From The Minister Of Works by Jensenelizz(m): 7:44pm On Dec 25, 2013
Must people in power for 9ja give speech bout christmas
Food / Re: Rice Is The Common Food Cooked For Christmas- Why? by Jensenelizz(m): 3:13pm On Dec 25, 2013
Mr•Olodo:
[size=24pt]Abeg make una thank Almighty God for Mr.olodo am eating Christmas rice I now look fat and healthy grin[/size]
shocked see ur versace singlet
Food / Re: Rice Is The Common Food Cooked For Christmas- Why? by Jensenelizz(m): 3:00pm On Dec 25, 2013
lipsrsealed op imagine ur self dey eat beans and chicken lap for christmas






@mr olodo shocked see ur versace singlet

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy As Father Christmas!!! by Jensenelizz(m): 11:54am On Dec 25, 2013
Don jazzy be like
"Niggas be photoshopping fugly pictures of me,,next dem go fotoshop me dey give speech as pope john paul xii
Religion / Re: What Lesson Did You Learn From Christmas? by Jensenelizz(m): 11:43am On Dec 25, 2013
I learnt to always book space on nl grin
TV/Movies / Re: Top 10 Nollywood Movies You Watched In 2013 by Jensenelizz(m): 5:24pm On Dec 23, 2013
*not sure if its nairaland or nollywood land* next page pls
Religion / Re: Christmas Is Idolatrous And Unscriptural - Pastor Kumuyi by Jensenelizz(m): 4:39pm On Dec 23, 2013
Nigga go sit down
Crime / Re: Wife Slits Husband's Manhood Over Food Allowance by Jensenelizz(m): 4:36pm On Dec 23, 2013
Ose grin
Crime / Re: Commercial Bus Driver Rapes Passenger At Gun Point In Enugu by Jensenelizz(m): 4:18pm On Dec 23, 2013
Picture of the molestation abi nobody video am
Properties / Re: The Wackiest Architecture In The World by Jensenelizz(m): 4:16pm On Dec 23, 2013
Dude its creative nt wacky
TV/Movies / Re: 19 Mistakes From Last Flight To Abuja by Jensenelizz(m): 4:14pm On Dec 23, 2013
Kingtim: as if he wants to comment anything reasonable. Mtcheew
mr man fvck u and ur ancestors...mumufied ewu
TV/Movies / Re: 19 Mistakes From Last Flight To Abuja by Jensenelizz(m): 4:00pm On Dec 23, 2013
Firstly,most of our producer spend little cash on their films and sum dat spend end up producing meaningless and annoying films eg doctor bello: that film na stupid film,,,dem just deceive me with vivica fox and sum other oyinbo people wey no play any relevant part for the film......

Secondly::naija na naija....we no dey learn frm other countries,,,even all this korean gu jun pyo. grin don get mouth pass us,,,sote my cuz just dey buy korean season almost everyday bt refuses to watch naija film
Entertainment / Re: Picture Of Santa Claus Pounding Yam by Jensenelizz(m): 3:53pm On Dec 23, 2013
dedons: Click lick if you think it's a SIGN OF END TIME
guy na soup u won lick grin p.s no lick button for nl grin

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Entertainment / Re: Picture Of Santa Claus Pounding Yam by Jensenelizz(m): 3:52pm On Dec 23, 2013
San Miguel:
nice dude....creative...
Entertainment / Re: Picture Of Santa Claus Pounding Yam by Jensenelizz(m): 3:51pm On Dec 23, 2013
angry and so....no b ur paale dey disguise himself as santa dey pound yam wey u go chop for nyt....rubbish just dey make fp dis days.....mtcheeeeeewwww
TV/Movies / Re: Adebowale Ogundipe Makes Hollywood-Quality Film With A Blackberry Torch by Jensenelizz(m): 3:42pm On Dec 23, 2013
Lies..............................................................................................chei I no get job at all today oo,,,frm grand theft to nairaland,,I just dey here dey burn m......b.........................................................................................ada biko cum and give me a blowj0b..

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Sports / Re: Emenike Named Among Top 100 World Footballers by Jensenelizz(m): 3:42pm On Dec 23, 2013
97th....lol...its like riting examing and finishing 4th to the last in class grin
Fashion / Re: Bras Actually Make Breasts "Saggier" by Jensenelizz(m): 3:41pm On Dec 23, 2013
Solo Atna: na new Nokia smartphone
perfect reply grin
Sports / Re: Is Victor Moses Overrated? by Jensenelizz(m): 3:32pm On Dec 23, 2013
In my opinion dat nigga shouldn't be rated at all....he is one lazy bi*ch as$ player.....even osaze is better dan him bt just had rough luck

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Celebrities / Re: Beverly Osu Semi-Unclad Christmas Card (photo) by Jensenelizz(m): 3:27pm On Dec 23, 2013
bishop4APC: Sagged booobs, flat azz and wide/deep pvssy....not my type.
so my nigga how ur girlfriend own b.....mumu....ur gf wey dey take d tin frm even maniac wey dey yaba left....u cum dey form for here.....if she say make u nak am na wit ur tongue na u go stat wit.....rubbish
Career / Re: Ask Me Questions About Careers In The Military by Jensenelizz(m): 3:16pm On Dec 23, 2013
....Just passing....
Business / Re: How Do You Sell Goods To People You Meet Online. by Jensenelizz(m): 3:15pm On Dec 23, 2013
gluv01: .
see peeps dey book space like booker T.... grin
Fashion / Re: Bras Actually Make Breasts "Saggier" by Jensenelizz(m): 3:10pm On Dec 23, 2013
. grin e gud make women no dey wear bra so dat person go fit dey see d size of the button/titty,,,,,boko haram size,,osama size,,al qaeda size,,hesbollah size or even gej size grin

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Business / Re: How Do You Sell Goods To People You Meet Online. by Jensenelizz(m): 3:09pm On Dec 23, 2013
Dude I'm nt sure if u will find help oo....the only tin I advise is dat if the person is nt in ur region dnt do bizness with him or her cuz the internet can nt be trusted......mostly in december.....
Celebrities / Re: Beverly Osu Semi-Unclad Christmas Card (photo) by Jensenelizz(m): 2:44pm On Dec 23, 2013
Garri the 1st: He who is without sin should cast the 1st stone.

angry angry angry angry angry
off point

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Celebrities / Re: Beverly Osu Semi-Unclad Christmas Card (photo) by Jensenelizz(m): 2:35pm On Dec 23, 2013
She dey luk for person wey go give her anal..... grin see mod turn ana.l to behind based.... grin

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Phones / Re: Reason Why The Etisalat Bis Didn't Work On Your Android Device by Jensenelizz(m): 9:13pm On Dec 20, 2013
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Phones / Re: The Blackberry Z30! The Game Changer For Blackberry Guys!! by Jensenelizz(m): 9:13pm On Dec 20, 2013
Op
I've seen bt nt felt the z30 and it looked gr8,,I can say bb has increased deir creativity bt wen I handled the samsung galaxy s4.....I probably died and woke up.....damn fvck dat s4is da bomb with dat super amoled screen,the width,the shape,the camera(oh my God),the air gesture........dude I concluded dat the s4 was better dan z30 #my opinion

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Education / Re: UNIBEN Senate Announces Resumption Date!!! by Jensenelizz(m): 8:58pm On Dec 20, 2013
Happy new year.........
*packs bag and enta bus to benin*
#uniben students

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