mansakhalifa:
So, my little nephew(on holiday at our place) was watching a cartoon on TV when I strolled into the room, picked up the bloody remote control and proceeded to switch to one of the news channels.

I knew I was going to draw the little man's ire but I couldn't give a hoot about that. I was the bigger guy in the room after all. He'll only yell and shout and that's all.

I was just getting down to the news when I heard someone mutter something right behind me. So, demi-god like me, I thought the little guy wasn't up for a fight tonight. He probably came to beg 'uncle' to switch the TV right back to cartoons. I might/might not oblige him. I was the boss.

So...

Me: Is there anything you want to ask me for, boy?

Little guy: Nothing...

Me: OK... why are you disturbing me then?

Little guy{anger in his eyes}: Uncle, it's just that I want to tell you that you... are very senseless and stupid.

That simple.

With that, he bolted out of the room.

A lad of no more than three at the time. I was utterly dumbfounded.

hbemigho:
Oh, those days of extra cool.

I was doing midnight call.

My dad opened the room door, as a sharp guy I already quickly throway the phone one side and pretended to be sleeping, he just looked and went back quietly, no drama.

It was after morning devotion that I knew there was a caught.

Omo!

Old man legit repeated most of the beautiful nonsense I said to somebody's daughter in the name of love while men slept.

Apparently, he had evesdropped on my conversation before attempting to open the door.

Mumu me!

Following day, for road oh, my mum gave this babe "federal warning" to avoid me if she wanted to make heaven and then punctuated it with two hot slaps on my face in front of the babe.

Coman see premium tears of public humiliation.

Na that day I understand say who dey cry nor dey see road well laidat.

Your parents don catch you before?

How did it end?

UnknownT:
Back then in Aba, my primary school was around Old Express and Popsy goes to work through that route, his office was at Faulks road.
One good morning, I had already gone to school, one of my classmate then asked me before morning assembly to follow him to go buy Akara at the market ( there was a market there then, don't know if it's still in existence). My guy was prizing Akara when Popsy saw me there, he never asked what I was doing there, he started the beating from there to the school, reported me to my class teacher. That one flogged me that morning, later in the night when Popsy came back from work, he still flogged me again.
Just for following my friend to go buy Akara, no be say na thief we go thief o, Popsy no gree hear from me

BigSarah:
Story

ORIGENAL:
Everton will make top 4 next season

Vinnie2000:


And knowing Liverpool Fans..
They hate Sh*ts like This!!

Liverpool Fans Hardly Forgive..
They are like Buhari n his tribesmen..

Freezby2020:
U re funny, so 21years can't not over power, but has the capability to kill?
Which is more worse. Who is not making sense? I believe is u.

GET SENSE ,AND DO THAT FAST BEFORE 18YRS OLD GIRL TORTURE U AND EQUALLY FU*K U UP

favicng:



Good Evening, Please it's not right or okay to be shading people's efforts or put their efforts down, it's not compulsory you comment, if it seems fake to you fine, just look and pass, it's not compulsory you spit out venom from your mouth or try to be mean. Please let's all have the fear of God. And just so you know, YES, WE GO BLOW, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOURE NOT GOD.
Thank you for your comment. God bless us all.

MEGA4BILLION:
Proverbs 5:15-18
Drink water from your own cistern
And fresh water from your own well.
Should your springs be dispersed abroad,
Streams of water in the streets?
Let them be yours alone
And not for strangers with you.
Let your fountain be blessed,
And rejoice in the wife of your youth.


There is no timetable, whenever you are thirsty

fuckingAyaya:
I could remember when my uncle traveled to Gambia and wrote "we left home to feed home" on his WhatsApp status he called me after 2days to waybill Garri for him, which I didn't hesitate to waybill him the Garri and I continued for like 6month.hope I tried in my little way to assist him

Palema007:
Aunty, answer that BROTHER calling you on the street. Him you can see, here you will only see what you are shown.

#justsaying

Rgade:


You're not kidding.
Cause I attempted to purchase airtime using USSD twice this morning with no success.
So our rogue banks have decided to take the low road to avoid paying up their debts?
Greedy financial institutions.

TotoGame:


I really appreciate the advice man

she's 21 same age with me and not a virgin

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Cockkk and bull story everywhere by these Christians...



Nor be only follow up....na follow come.....
You all Christians at times don't know how to mind your own business and allow people be...

My niggarrrr in that beer parlor decided to accept that tract so the preacher can let him be and get the fuckkk out

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