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I hate expectation

This is super story...Waiting for d next episode.

Lol werey ni everybody

HacheNoire:
If Ghanaians are endowed, what will you call South Africans or Tanzanians?

Ghanaians are mostly dwarfs. Beautiful and endowed but averagely grow past 4 feets.

Southie loni idi mehn

Perfect gentleman bcoz I'm always quiet.

fuckingAyaya:
na weed he get to offer

Him brain don burn finish

I was drunk on my hostel day party..And i even vomited.Later,i managed to get to my room..Naso i enter toilet to vomit again and empty my stomach.

After dat,i just put on my boxers back and i no remember to clean myself and even flush.Naso i comot for toilet go sleep...Na d next morning my roomie was telling me all wat happened..Since dat time,i don dey fear Mcdowell.

Abi terry g ft skibii

Photophobia

Orces:
A girl like you shouldn't be so closeminded.
You need to eat and be eaten sis

Lol..See how she's looking at u @her dp.

popoopeyemi:
you be werey

Lol...Kilokanmi

If you try and fail,congratulations...Most people won't even try.

Is it true that most ladies piss on their bodies while bathing?

Feb 29

popoopeyemi:
you be werey

Lol..Life no hard

decatalyst:
Are you sure you are actually in school?
The way you write indicate other wise and it shocked me
Decay in the system...

Abeg na waec i dey write?

meobizy:
Wait, if they were only friends why did they share a bed to begin with?

Just only a night..D gal could not go to her hostel dat nyt

dairykidd:
How both of them take relate?

Lol my mistake..I think say na burna bae

Back then in skul,a friend rushed to my room very early in d morning.I asked him"wat happened?"he said"d gal no allow him sleep".Lol,I think a gal slept in her room,they were both friends since 100 level days.My friend do tell us dat there is notin btw dem,dat dey were just friend.He said d gal tried to woke him up to had sex but he rejected.So later,d gal continue to touched him,even took off his boxers but d tin(manhood)no stand.Me i kanut laff.So he told me dat he was forming asleep and acting like someone dat was already drunk so dat d gal will just leave him alone.And he was praying in his mind dat morning should just rise.I was like so some guys still rejects sex from ladies.So my guy told me dat if d girl ask me if dat d way he do sleep dat i should answer yes coz me and d gal do talk.

Oluwa burna dey enjoy oo

I don't like girls dat gives me attention.

English,maths and yoruba.

U think say dey resemble we guys wey no get shame.

It's too risky to check ur partner's phone.Is beta to stay away from it.Even if i took my gal phone,na her gallery i go go check,maybe lookin at her pix and some funny videos.Sometimes if i go check her inbox and see guys sending her love msg,i go just laugh and i go even copy am use it for other chic.

Adura by terry g ft skibii

Zdoh:
My kind of person. I used to missed alot of calls purposely because i always feel disturbed or disguished with penty talks.

Me i don't missed calls,i stare at them

Go ask Adekunle gold

Nigerian ways of saying"I love you"

I dey craze in aboki's voice.

Brendaniel:
Na wa o, but on a serious note the guy in this picture looks like Bro Shaggi

Bro Shaggi Amaka

Broda shaggi and DJ Cuppy