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Jazzman01:
I just don't see liverpool winning this one. Chelsea will make life difficult for them this evening because it is the only chance they have to lift a trophy before the season ends. They will also want to avenge their carabao cup loss so they will play as if their life depends on it. If Liverpool is not careful, the carabao cup will be the only trophy they will win this season because champions league is not also sure for them with the current impressive form of Madrid.

Dis one don watch Yoruba film taya

And na dis local dogs dey use for blood sisters

C.Ronaldo is dat you

No Maguire,No Partey

Heavensent01:
Ghetto dream, Thank God, Everyday, If I Die, Democracy, idi NLA ft lala, Kowale one of his first song



Ghetto Dream

mo ni dream lati fi ajah se resident, mo ni dream lati di Nigeria president, Owo ti awon president ko je lo encourage mi but epe ti awon eyan se fun won lo discouraged mi


mo ni dream lati believed bi pastor Chris but mo Wa carried away pelu effizy ludacris


mo ni dream lati mo iwe bi Prof Wole Soyinka but problem ti mo ni, Awon sisi yimika


mo ni dream lati lo school ki di professor but Owo lo dami duro bi bus ti awon ero feso(this part of the lyrics always make me cry anytime I heard it because is as if he's talking directly to me, wish to be a prof at the age of 32years that was my dream that money stop but no going back Anyway



IF I DIE



I no start like this for church,

i start with Drum set,

i won open my ears when God go blow the trumpet

coz I know heaven day, to God evil dey

if you won chop cake, na there you go no say oven dey

Rest on Legend, you're so Irreplaceable, Seriki want to replace in you my heart but baba no dey consistent, Olamide don diversify, Rap song is dead in Nigeria



RIP akongun remembered omo ijebu oki je ojo

Me I wan try replace am wit oladips

I dey fast nau

Just do ur own and comot...

Which Friday no good

Ogo forever

Why dis mumu man dey do copy copy

Wetin sanwo olu dey find dere

Amaechi2023:
Chelsea fans in the building show some love and support.
We lost the first leg not due to bad performance but due to unforced errors and lack of precision.
We've seen the mistakes and we shall make amend.
Tonight, we gone shut down Europe.we are coming back.
It's our era.

Your moniker says it all.. you're a failure

E dey check him weight ni

samiabigail:
money wey I suppose use eat better food I use am bet man u win now my belle dey do me some how


can someone pls help me with little money no amount is too small I promise I will never bet again

Shomo itan monamona ;

SilentQueen:
According to my observations and Stories shared from female freshers (100l) on campus.

I have come to the raw facts that most of them gets disvirgined or raped on their first few weeks on campus by all those Randy older male students( 200l- 500l) who see them as their prey and easy target because they are new to the system and also naive, innocent and mostly virgins.
Some male students will disguise as tutor, school daddy, caring neighbor just to lure and sleep with them
They will also organise parties like fresher's party, I could remember back then on campus when I was in 200l, a fresher's party was organised that night for the newly admitted 100l and most of the ladies that attended were drugged and raped by other levels guys

Well most of these female freshers also see going to campus as an opportunity for them to explore and have boyfriends since most of them are not allowed to have while still at home they will now go from good girls to bad girls
While their male fresher's also see going to campus as an opportunity to knack diff babes

Share your experience as a fresher on campus!

Speaking from experience

She dey speak Yoruba sef..if u listen to her song very well

flexyrule:
Chelsea will qualify ahead of Real Madrid.


This I have seen!

Opolo eyes no be open eyes

See life!!!..no be dis wike abuse saraki and atiku

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Wizkid my niggarrrr

Trying to perfect his shooting skills

Because soon we are going to empty our bullet in the chest of that frogged voice and his fans
going to be like Jim Beckworth vs Cherokee bill in the movie titled "the harder they fall"
But in this case we must wait for the count down..no cheating like Cherokee bill and no using of voice enhancer in the studio to enhance his frog voice


Because he is a hard, real and tough niggarrrr
20 men shall fall that day if them cross he lane

Na 20 men he talk??..abi 20 man

All does Chinese oga go talk say.."work,work,your mama die,your papa die,he no concern me."

TSTV..hausa cable

Juoflife1:
Why did they skip group A and put Iran in group B? Can someone explain?

Bcoz Qatar is in group A.. they're both Asian

MadamVanessa:



Lol


During sex, a guy instead of focusing on what he was doing ,focus to hit the right spot, he will stupidly ask locally" are you liking it" wtf

I won't ask you ;

Why are you quiet?? .."you so quiet".. thanks I'm not comfortable around you.

Wat if d match end for 1-1
Shey Nigeria don ja ni??

everythinggirly:
Who switched off the light?

Na bubu

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram My Gee!

y shame go catch me Na!


Na human being Dem be ooo..


if we no PATRONIZE Dem, who will!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Omo d first time I go ashewo place ehn..me and my padi were coming back from work one day,so we highlighted a bike..so me and my guy kon dey talk about ashewo Sha,d okada man kon ask us say he Sabi ashewo place dat he can take us there.

When got there,we ordered drinks..me kon dey observe Sha..The ashewo wey dey no plenty,dey talk say some of Dem still dey dress up.Naso I tell my guy say time dey go say I no fit wait again coz I hold some company money wit me wey I go deposit for bank tomorrow morning.

Naso my guy call one banny say make d banny bring one ashewo for me..naso I kon dey select say I no like dis one..naso d banny vex shey na select I kon do for here ni

Later, I carry one enter Sha..wetin my eyes see ehn I no fit go there again

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Nice question!


Make I SHARE my own sharp Sharp!


Anytime wey me and ASHAWOO NACK finish, I go TELL her sey, she too SWEET.. she go smile and she go Tell me sey, if she too SWEET, make I NACK her again but I go TELL her sey, I just release and my PREEK need to STAND b4 I go another ROUND and if she go SUUCK me to make my PREEK STAND, I go NACK her again..


b4 u knw it, she don de SUUK my PREEK..


My BLODA SUUCKING of PREEK de SWEET ooo


Dat na d CODE wey I de use if I want Dem to SUUCK my PREEK..


I de REASON to JAZZ in ASHAWOO house dis evening.. although I JAZZ in d morning but de BANI (girl) wey I FIND go, I no SEEM... So I go JAZZ in DIS evening to check her AGAIN..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Na Everytime u dey go their unit..shame no dey catch u

Banbanna:
Wow! Omo you try o. Feels weird sha dating someone who looks almost like your lil sis. I doubt if I'll be able to stomach that.

Lol..me and d gal lookalike sef

DryMouth:
Jst tell them to send you 2k recharge card for sub and see how they will never contact you again.

I used this format for a girl on my WhatsApp contact and it worked perfectly.
She likes begging for help. One day she chatted me and was asking how i was, i said am not fine that if she can give me 2k for sub.

Since that day she didn't chat me up again. Am so happy.

Legend

cutecommend:
Tinubu is one of the strong persons with presidential ambition, but we have some men who can stop his goal from fulfilment, no matter the tactics he uses, except God is really for him.

(1) Buhari: If Buhari does not want Tinubu as president, he should just forget the presidency. It will be very difficult for Tinubu, but if Buhari is on Tinubu's side, then Tinubu has chances.

(2) Babangida: If Babangida speaks to the northern elders and powerful northerners not to allow Tinubu in, Tinubu will find it hard to be a president.

(3) Obasanjo: If Obasanjo is against Tinubu, that may hamper his plan.

(4) Goodluck Jonathan: If Goodluck decides to contest, he has potency to beat Tinubu. Jonathan has advantages. (1) He has only one term to fulfill, which may be a good thing for the north (2) He has been friendly to Buhari.

(6) Mamman Daura: This is Buhari's relative. If this man is strongly against Tinubu, it may be a very tough one for Tinubu.

(7) Cabals: The northern Cabals. If these people are totally against Tinubu, Tinubu may never win presidency.

Mumu..if not for Tinubu,buhari go be president

There was dis gal I was dating in secondary skul..if people see us together,Dem dey call her my sister coz she resemble my junior sis die