₦airaland Forum

Nobody dies virgin coz in d end,life fvcks us all.

Premiere cool.

Mumu..U aren't a muslim before.

Ramos,Terry,Van dijk

When u just meets a gal and you guys were getting to know each other.So u asked her dat if she's a virgin?..Next tin,d gal would say"no,i had sex once and d guy forced me to do it"..Maka why..??

Stevyne:
Water plenty for the guy eyes now.

Lol

Love being a side guy

Back day in skul,i was in my room wen i was overhearing a convo btw a guy and a gal.Durin d convo,i think d guy's gf is my hostel mate.So wen d guy called her gf on phone to ask whr d gal is,d gal said she's in d hostel but d gal was acting somehow sha on phone.So i think d guy was suspecting her.Later d guy came to skul area all d way from town to see d gal in her hostel.Wen d guy arrived,he didn't meet d gal sha,but he only saw her gf's friend.So d guy was talking to her gf's friend at d back of my window in d night.D guy was asking d gal dat did ur friend tell u whr she went to?D gal said no.So d guy dialed her number again but d gf av switched off her phone.That was how d guy started crying and telling her gf's friend dat "u see wat ur friend is doin to me,i think she's cheating on me"..D guy old pass me oo.I was like so some guys still cry over a gal.Only me just dey laugh inside room.D gal sha dey console d guy.And for my mind,d gf's friend go knw whr d gal go oo.

Make naija boiz enter here na

All dis kids get sense pass some Nigerians

Lamanii22:
2-3 times a day...

So you're cheating on me.

Globad:
Why you dey find her?

Na my crush..Just dat she's too fat for my liking

Where is Teni makanaki?

Like for football..Share for covid

Lamanii22:
Omg they'd stitch again Mogbe ooo....

Lol no fear na

Baloranking:
6months ke

I'm weird

I will ignore 18 people no problem but if the 1 person who i do wanna talk to ignores me,I will be sad and miserable for like 6 months.

Ayobo to d world.

They wanna accept money for wat?See wetin poverty wan cause.

Dagrin..Wen he died,my music career was dead too.But he would be back soon..Watch out for "TROD"...#Mosofunyin

Kom carry ur broda komot for here oo in Mr ibu's voice ;DKom carry ur broda komot for here oo in Mr ibu's voice

Some years ago,i took a gal out for valentine.so we went to an eatery.Naso i jam my aunty's husband wit anoda chic.Next tin,he acted like he didn't see me.Me too just throway face.Minded my business.Wen i got home later dat day,we just exchanged greetings and he didn't talk about wat happened.Everytin just end laidat.

Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

Lol..No respect for john thomas

[quote author=Frankicent post=89366359][/quote]Lol...Gal wey i don chop taya

Frankicent:
Wetin come sup?

Wetin i wan do again..I just comot ni.But some years later,wen i hear say she don get admission for my skul,i checked my contact lists and i still gat her digit,naso i start her parol again.

Remdesivir:
It's funny how only guys are the one having all these experiences.

Nairaland girls don't have any crazy experience to share or what?

Isoright.

D guys r sharing it for dem

I invited a gal to av lunch..after lunch,we went to a hotel to book short time.When we enter d room,i went to freshen up.Naso i talk say make i begin work,next tin she said she's on her period.I was like simi see trouble,after paying for d room,she no talk and she saw me wen i was paying.Abi wetin dis gal dey think?Shey she think say i booked room to sleep abi wetin.Some girls ehn..