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homesteady: That awkward moment, when you realise that you'll soon be killed!

homesteady: That awkward moment, when you realise that you'll soon be killed!

how often does one says this?!

Lil chilz: One day in school, During an exam, i kept
looking under the table, then i would write on
the answer sheet. My teacher saw me doing
that & thought i was copying but did not say a
word.? When collecting the paper after the
exam, he said to me.... Teacher: I'm gonna minus 10 marks. Akpos: Hiiaaa!! Why sir? Teacher: For copying. Akpos: How do you know that I was copying
sir? Teacher: I saw you looking under the table. Akpos: *laughing* Question 9 said, STUDY THE
TABLE BELOW.

I don't understand your write-up, are you Akpos or are you writting on his behalf?

Lil chilz: One day in school, During an exam, i kept
looking under the table, then i would write on
the answer sheet. My teacher saw me doing
that & thought i was copying but did not say a
word.? When collecting the paper after the
exam, he said to me.... Teacher: I'm gonna minus 10 marks. Akpos: Hiiaaa!! Why sir? Teacher: For copying. Akpos: How do you know that I was copying
sir? Teacher: I saw you looking under the table. Akpos: *laughing* Question 9 said, STUDY THE
TABLE BELOW.

I don't understand your write-up, are you Akpos or are you writting on his behalf?

may3: Hello house, I am May repin Madonna uni 012, have been a silent follower for a while nw,pls can someone explain more on the "no more classroom stuff" I dnt really get it

hello May, am Justice frm Madonna ('12),ind.chem.,hv been a spy for a while nw (which makes us even,haha), what campus did u study?

WinnieDPooh: Please introduce yourself. House rules thanks!

Hi everybody, am Justice signing in as Jeok...

Sotenna: Winnie there are 10 digits making up that call up number the first 4 is the mobilisation year...playing around with the 2 digits next to the 2013 doesn't cover all the variables the remaining 4 digits holds.

Numbers are very specific characters but when they are assigned values other than what they originally stood for, it becomes difficult to predict what their outcome will be when joined in sets.

Don't ignore the last four digits, they've got things attached to them.

25 is the next to my 2013 which is Nasarawa, if by any means what you said turns out accurate then I'll be in one hell of a clusterfuck.

In other words, what sotenna's trying to say is that the first 4 digits makes up the year 2013 and it's same for everybody so who needs that,right? but the question is the last 4 digits.
Now...*clouds darkens,lights dimes*...*in mysterious voice* the last 4 digits are the CHOSEN ONES......

Sotenna: Winnie there are 10 digits making up that call up number the first 4 is the mobilisation year...playing around with the 2 digits next to the 2013 doesn't cover all the variables the remaining 4 digits holds.

Numbers are very specific characters but when they are assigned values other than what they originally stood for, it becomes difficult to predict what their outcome will be when joined in sets.

Don't ignore the last four digits, they've got things attached to them.

25 is the next to my 2013 which is Nasarawa, if by any means what you said turns out accurate then I'll be in one hell of a clusterfuck.

In other words, what sotenna's trying to say is that the first 4 digits makes up the year 2013 and it's same for everybody so who needs that,right? but the question is the last 4 digits.
Now...*clouds darkens,lights dimes*...*in mysterious voice* the last 4 digits are the CHOSEN ONES......

Sotenna: Winnie there are 10 digits making up that call up number the first 4 is the mobilisation year...playing around with the 2 digits next to the 2013 doesn't cover all the variables the remaining 4 digits holds.

Numbers are very specific characters but when they are assigned values other than what they originally stood for, it becomes difficult to predict what their outcome will be when joined in sets.

Don't ignore the last four digits, they've got things attached to them.

25 is the next to my 2013 which is Nasarawa, if by any means what you said turns out accurate then I'll be in one hell of a clusterfuck.

In other words, what sotenna's trying to say is that the first 4 digits makes up the year 2013 and it's same for everybody so who needs that,right? but the question is the last 4 digits.
Now...*clouds darkens,lights dimes*...*in mysterious voice* the last 4 digits are the CHOSEN ONES......

madone: My friend finished from uniben went for batch A 2013 her callup number was 20130424** she is presently serving in IMOstate from the calculations she should be serving in amambra state.how do we fix that

hahaha...plz ask them? and how about people who worked theirs or will present marriage certificate in camp,ought not there be a HUGE confusion somewhere? #TeamLagos

[quote author=eloks][/quote]comedy can be tasteful or stupid, okay? I would want to know the storyline but from the look of things, there is no genuine reason for this act-just another cheap tr*sh that the myopic majority will rush to. Imagine a red carpet movie premier for this, I would be embarrased!
If I was the one who wrote the script and they wanted this scene so badly,I would have cooked something so tasteful for them- maybe they lost a bet to another,say,wild couple or something embedded by a much complex storyline.
Greedy producers! if they have to do something, they should at least do it well.

everyday: I will love to watch the movie when it comes out

the movie is out already...

... to send their details to the nearest area office of ITF and the emails mentioned above on or before 30/9/13.I hope that is clear enough?
Not quite, sorry...does this you must send your details to both destinations(office and online) or you can send it via e-mail if you can't make it to the nearest office?

crackhaus: Welcome to Nollywood...
where Osoufia and Jenifa play uniform-wearing students, where Aki and Paw-Paw play adults, where Poko plays a village girl who has never gone to the city but has visible tatoos in all body parts...
Welcome to Nollywood... There's no wood like Nollywood!

True! its only in nollywood u'll see Tonto dike playing a poor village girl in a supposedly epic time but still wears a Rihanna look-alike tattoo at the back of her neck(if a trendy tattooist lives in the village,I don't know! how she could afford it even,I have no clue!)
You'll see someone having a flashback to 1950 and still see "vote for Goodluck Ebele Jonathan" campaign posters hanging in the background......it's really sad.

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obadiah777: STU-PID HEFFER. YOU AINT POSED TO BE GYMING WHILE PREGNANT. ITS ALL ABOUT LOOKS WITH THIS HEFFER

plz study.

navygrl: actually women are encouraged to work out while pregnant as long as the excersised are low impact and non strenuous. Its healthy for them and can make delivery easier for both mom and baby

tell him!

this is one of the things a non-ignorant and wise pregnant lady should be doing.To those that should,take note-including unfit and pot-bellied fathers!

See how this creation is kept for public display and it's in one piece!,nobody is struggling to press the buttons or stupidly pushing it from behind to see if it locks or worse,trying to steal parts!

Having problems visualizing how it works...seems like a weiiird work of art or the launch of a metal scrap factory.Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well!!!

Big2bore: everyone nose driving with out show is the best,i have tried the two, but I prefer driving with out show. I fill real driving with out show.

I guess you were driving to a show while typing this comment

While taking driving lessons,I usually take them off but I remember a time when I totally forgot and hit the road wearing flip flops,on the very moment I remembered,you all needed to see how I instantaneously flinged the flip flop out of my feet!...lol...like it was HOT,molten metal!...trying to get used to wearing shoes now;its better that way

She doesn't live in a car,does she?

kokoA: The one wey dey vex me pass be say these days anybody wey fit open yansh small for 'film' be celebrity.. I scan through entertainment section of newspapers only to discover that I hardly know these so called 'celebrities'

It's terrible...they think the more sexual scenes,the more developed the industry is but they are failing woefully!

kevyngbash: I noticed it too. They always shout and are aggressive.even when they are standing close to themselves.

Am telling u!,its a big mess!,they r nt only hurting their vocal cords bt also sending a message that Nigerians r mean and angry people...and its actually more of screeching than screaming.The annoying part is that the situation itself doesn't demand such shouting;might just be Musa who answered his madam at the second call and she goes hay-wire for the next 1 hour after which you are notified to get the part 2 which tells you how the screaming ends and how Musa got fired!

Say #3,000 or so and nope,didn't find that with ankara design but I think u can get it done;customized to ur taste!

Brainrex: Hello... My name is BrainRex....
I am one of the "December 21st - End of the World"
Survivors, if there's anyone else still out there,
anyone at all, please let me know, and I will find
u ..
=))

Hey Brainex,I think everyone else survived the winter solstice,actually...yea,that's rite,hv u tried looking out da window?

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repogirl: Hi Chipmunkey,I'm a fashion designer, quite new in d industry but with big dreams. What would it take to organise a fashion show and get interested sponsors.

Hi repogirl,just in time I guess,I made some posts as regards to a project which am putting up.It's a fashion shoot,fashion show and exhibition for upcoming designers.However,you shd be based in Apapa,Olodi apapa or close(this is actually the scope of my project).Please contact me on 07067470612 soonest as the show ought to be scheduled for dec 2012 and your pieces ought to be ready before time.Thanks

Great job,onari!...plz,wats ur location?...txt me on 07067470612.Thanks

@Onnari.Plz b kind enough to send ur phone no and address of ur outlet/setup to 07067470612.Am currently setting up a fashion programme for ur likes.Hope u are based in lagosThanks