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Politics / Re: IMO Governorship Election Result by Jeolight: 9:31am On Apr 12, 2015
fippycbk:


Awukwam okele that way. Awum onye Obohia. Udo diri gi.


awum onye obodo ahiara. udo diri unu.
Politics / Re: Desmond Elliot Celebrates Election Victory by Jeolight: 11:26pm On Apr 11, 2015
themodernman:


Why did you answer him nah, you shouldn't have helped him out of his ignorance dat easy.


that doesn't stop the fact that Lagos is a no man's land. Lagos is for everybody. ntooor!
Politics / Re: Desmond Elliot Celebrates Election Victory by Jeolight: 11:15pm On Apr 11, 2015
is Desmond Elliott from Lagos state? you see why we say that Lagos is a no man's land? Lagos is a no mans land you see.
Politics / Re: Lagos West: APC, PDP Win In Strongholds - Vanguard by Jeolight: 11:07pm On Apr 11, 2015
[quote author=phazotron post=32616230]






truckpusher or whatever your name is called, we prefer being stuck with tinubus dynasty than to let you infidels rule over us on our land! if dem born una papa well, go talk this rubbish for kano state whether they won't spill out your intestines![/quote)

tinubu's slaves. he has you peoples remote in his hands. praises you people with his right hand and carrying your properties with his left hand! you are enslaved to him forever! you have no choice or thinking of your own !
Politics / Re: ‘enough Of Igbo Disruption In Lagos’ - Yorubas Outside Nigeria Speak by Jeolight: 10:56am On Apr 11, 2015
I'm an Igbo girl, I am a lagosian because I'm born in lagos . and I've been there for many yrs many yorubas here are not lagosians that u are a Yoruba person does not make u a lagosian. you can be a lagosian by birth and naturalization. you guys go to London to be citizens there. talkless of your country.
Politics / Re: Agbaje Or Ambode - Online Polls by Jeolight: 8:39pm On Apr 10, 2015
MichaelKukus:
How do you expect to run a mega city like Lagos if you cannot even run your pharmacy efficiently. One branch since 1985. JK is certainly a joke. Such mediocrity and some of you want him to rule a state like Lagos. You are all Jokers.

I am voting AMBODE, because a simple glimpse at his profile and experience, puts him miles above JK (just kidding) in terms of competence, preparedness, experience and the will to work and deliver. Ambode for Lagos State Governor.

Eko o ni Baje.

that is how he wants his pharmacy to be, one branch. e dey pain you? go help am run am
Politics / Re: President Jonathan's Message Ahead Of Tomorrows Election. by Jeolight: 4:41pm On Apr 10, 2015
voxpopp:
Me I sha know without Ibos, Lagos will not develop. Look at the important fields of interest they are well known for.

Prostitution, selling of fake video game discs, fake cds and dvds, fake drugs, peddling of hard drugs, piracy, selling of gala on the highway, selling of okrika clothing items, selling fake vehicle spare parts, importing substandard china goods, importing and exporting aba made clones etc.

This activities are very vital to the economical success of Lagos.

We cannot do without them grin

They are very vital to us grin . Pls oba Akiolu, don't kill them for us. We also love their girls with their flat bald heads, moustache, yam legs, and hairy limbs grin

and what are you people known for? constructing cars?, 80% of the firms in Lagos is owned by d south. wake up ofe mmanu!!

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Politics / Re: Police Uncover MASSOB Bomb Factory In Imo by Jeolight: 12:37pm On Apr 10, 2015
its my LGA. it is a technical sch there, they teach the students all sorts of things. Ranging from carpentry, mechanics to bullets and gun making. I've been inside there before. the sch has been existing for a very long time now. are they just discovering it?
Family / Re: She Confess To Her Husband, Now........ by Jeolight: 8:18am On Apr 04, 2015
if Nigerian government say that every family should come for a free DNA test, there will be chaos in d country because out of 10 families, u will see a family that the man is training up to 2 children that is not his. all the men saying that he shouldn't forgive might still train children that are not theirs thinking it is theirs. if he divorces her won't he marry again? does he knows the type of woman he will marry again? all these should be considered.

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Family / Re: My Future Wife Must Be From The Village. by Jeolight: 7:22am On Apr 04, 2015
my parents live in Lagos but I decided to go to secondary school in my village because I always miss my grand ma. so I decided to go and stay with her. in that my sec sch, a JSS 1 student is already a "boyfriend owner". then I don't know the real meaning of boyfriend. I thought they are friends that happens to be a boy. it was when I was in JSS 3 that I went to ask my teacher what the meaning of boy friend was. she sat me down and explained it to me. that was when I knew what has been going on since. ( because I'm an introvert). so, some coppers came to teach us about STDs and their side effects. they showed us condoms and told us what it was for. I have been seeing it littering at the back blocks of our sch. that was when I realize that students even have sex in sch. my distant cousins have done several abortions for girls. yes there are abortion pills there. sex can happen in d bush, sch blocks etc. everything depends on "the individual" not the location. thanks
Politics / Re: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by Jeolight: 10:23am On Mar 31, 2015
[quote author=emalekuo post=32195385]The vote from Kaduna, Borno, Kano, Kastina, Zamfara, Sokoto Kebbi and others will be like.. Hold on,
Hold on, pick 2, pick 3, pick 3, pick 2, general market, suspension,Last card. Check Up![/quote)


thanks for cracking my ribs
Politics / Re: Jonathan Takes The Lead In Imo by Jeolight: 9:58am On Mar 30, 2015
Jilo83:
25percent is sure here, that is a win for buhari
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25% of that figure is 52,505.5
Politics / Re: INEC Extends Voting In 300 Polling Units Out 150,000 by Jeolight: 10:58am On Mar 29, 2015
no result has been broadcasted yet. all the results typed here are just false. wait till you hear it directly from the inec chairman. may God's will be done.
Celebrities / Re: Denrele & Miz Gold Go Wild At A Pool Party(photos) by Jeolight: 10:06am On Feb 17, 2015
wait o, didn't you guys see the net he is wearing?
Romance / Re: Which Valentine's Gift Is The Best You Have Ever Recieved by Jeolight: 7:19pm On Feb 06, 2015
mine was a picture frame designed by him. we were in sec sch then and he didn't have money to buy it so he designed it by himself with paper paints. since 2007 I'm still with d picture frame its too precious to me.
Religion / Re: Dear Nigerian's, Do You Know The Meaning Of These Symbols by Jeolight: 1:27pm On Jan 31, 2015
yes. these are the instruments the Jews use in worship. the triangles is a symbol of Judaism. and those ones like forks are the instruments used in worship. they light candles on it etc. Google Judaism and their instruments used in worship.

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Family / Re: HELP: My Husband Wedding Comes Up On Saturday by Jeolight: 2:33pm On Dec 19, 2014
I don't see any reason why d woman should be blamed here. if the man is no longer interested he should divorce d woman. settle everything with her and d children. men don't consider how women feel if they ate taking another wife. it is EVIl to the present wife she might die of heart attack. if it is d man that is checking d woman's phone you people will say it is okay but d woman can't check d man's phone. men, God is watching.

madam pls go out of that house before you kill someone or die of heart attack. God will take care of you.

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Family / Re: What Do You Like About Your Father. by Jeolight: 11:49pm On Dec 14, 2014
my father is father Christmas's. he buys all Christmas decorations once its first of DEC. he also buys Christmas music and plays it from 4 am till he goes to work and as soon as he comes back from work. its his happiest season.
Religion / Re: Catholic Church To Launch TV Station In Abuja by Jeolight: 12:30pm On Dec 14, 2014
through Christ.
Crime / Re: I Was Chained And Forced To Sleep With Over 30 Men by Jeolight: 8:48pm On Dec 12, 2014
and why will a man be on queue to have sex with a chained woman? girls are trafficked and men sleep with them seeing how helpless they are. God have mercy.
Programming / Re: For Beginners: Learn How To Create A Simple Android Native App by Jeolight: 11:00pm On Dec 11, 2014
ask for d name of the hairstyles before uploading it.
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Honors Wife, Says She Hasn't Stressed Him In 32 Years by Jeolight: 5:18pm On Dec 11, 2014
if I don't have to stress myself out to make money, if I have 3 maids doing different chores, Gardener, gatemen and I can travel to any country of my choice I will live with my husband for 100 yrs without a fuss!!
Romance / Re: If You Get Back Your Virginity, Will You Lose It Again To The Same Person? by Jeolight: 6:07pm On Nov 18, 2014
definitely not!!! I was tricked into thinking that of I'm not disvirgined at a certain age, when i marry I won't be able to be disvirgined anymore making me unable to have children and all those stuff. I don't know it was planned with his friend to scare me to give in. if my parents or teachers taught me sex education, I would have known what is right and what is not when it comes to sex. I must teach my children sex education they will hear it from me first hand.

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Phones / Re: Nokia Won't Be Making Phones Anymore! by Jeolight: 2:43pm On Nov 18, 2014
what happens to our Nokia torches?
Health / Re: How Can Vagina Odor Be Fought? by Jeolight: 12:35pm On Nov 18, 2014
another thing. she should make sure her bowel movement is working well. if not she should buy purging tablets once in a while. if you don't use d toilet normally, your waste product accumulates and cause odor in every part of your body.
Politics / Re: The Pathetic State Of Edo State Owned Tertiary Institutions by Jeolight: 12:42am On Nov 18, 2014
I am studying at d university of Benin. the only good road is d federal road. all d streets roads are bad with potholes like swimming pools. people put their shoes in their bags, trek out to d main road and put it on. this is d worst state Eva. no proper waste disposal system with dirts littered everywhere. and d govt doesn't seem to care. pathetic!!!

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Computers / Re: Five-year-old Passes Microsoft Exam by Jeolight: 9:09pm On Nov 14, 2014
it is possible. children grab what is being taught quickly at a tender age. they emulate from their parents what they see them doing that is why you will see children playing daddy and mummy when they were small. the girls will be taking care of the house and the children while the daddy will be driving truck or other things that men do.

its now our turn to impact knowledge on our children when they come. send them to learn things apart from schooling. let them try their hands on different things and answer their questions whenever asked so that things will be clearer to them.

let's not make the same mistake our parents made by thinking that seeing their children through school is the only ideal thing. thanks
Romance / Re: Why Guys Don't Value Nice Girls by Jeolight: 12:02pm On Nov 13, 2014
[quote author=Rooneyboy post=10455575]Nigerian girls are wicked bunch of bit.ches . If u are tired of life all u need do is to just get married to one of them .[/quote


which other girls in this world are not wicked and bunch of bitches? maybe you will get married to yourself someday ( if you are not gay). stop being hateful it causes hypertension!!!!
Romance / Re: Dilemma Of A Single Female Banker. by Jeolight: 11:45am On Nov 13, 2014
I don't blame them, I blame you guys who don't know how to tame such girls. improve your skills guys.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Internship @ Google Nigeria by Jeolight: 6:05am On Nov 13, 2014
pls guys I'm finding it difficult to apply. it is taking me to another page that isn't where to apply.
Education / Re: Secrets That Make The Difference. by Jeolight: 2:13pm On Nov 08, 2014
the road to success is very narrow. there are many hurdles, only the strong surpass them to get the real riches but some people are just lucky.
Romance / Re: You Love Someone So Much, But You Have To Let Him/Her Go! by Jeolight: 3:47am On Nov 08, 2014
hmm. I don't know that guys too get heart broken.

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