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Sports / Re: Emmanuel Emenike Shows Off His Curvy Wife As They Hang Out (PHOTO) by jerflakes(m): 6:39am On Oct 13, 2018
IPOBrep:
What's our business I if his wife is curvy

Imagine the first thread on front page today.

What a Saturday its gonna be

Hehe grin

Welcome to nairaland

Welcome to Nigeria

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Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala All Swagged Up In New Photo by jerflakes(m): 6:22am On Oct 13, 2018
Obainoneandonly:
baddest,and d puna go thick die like curve pkomo..chai dis nairaland dey spoil person pikin o

Please don't spoil me this early morning

grin

grin

Lol @curved pkomo

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Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala All Swagged Up In New Photo by jerflakes(m): 8:57pm On Oct 12, 2018
arsenalLUVA:
This one pussy go get packs... lipsrsealed

The puna go sweet die

It will grab your manhood very well

You go just dey cum anyhow, screaming amen amen


Fact

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NYSC / Re: See Reactions After Soldier Experiencd This While Posing With Female Corp Member by jerflakes(m): 5:49pm On Oct 11, 2018
chloride6:


How is it painful

Just static in your trouser, not moving, getting stronger and stronger

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NYSC / Re: See Reactions After Soldier Experiencd This While Posing With Female Corp Member by jerflakes(m): 5:47pm On Oct 11, 2018
chloride6:
How can you suffer an erection?

How can something so pleasant be suffered?


Do you know how painful that is?

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Family / Re: Peruvian Man Uses Google Street View To Get Direction, Catches His Wife Cheating by jerflakes(m): 11:31am On Oct 11, 2018
OneCorner:
Lies

Nursery school liar

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Autos / Re: Toyota Land Cruiser Prado 2018 Model@ N12.5m by jerflakes(m): 1:37pm On Oct 09, 2018
mrAMG:
2018 @ 12m

Lol, brainless hungry scammers

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Autos / Re: The Irresistible 2009 Mercedes Benz C300 In Blood Red With Pitch Black Interior. by jerflakes(m): 8:08pm On Oct 06, 2018
yunghova:

Don't you think there has to be a better and proper way to convey your surprise at the price of the car?
Anyways, The car is available for inspection; that is if you are interested.
Otherwise, keep it moving Sir. wink


Thief

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Autos / Re: The Irresistible 2009 Mercedes Benz C300 In Blood Red With Pitch Black Interior. by jerflakes(m): 11:51am On Oct 04, 2018
4m?

You thief am?

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Health / Re: IF You're Suffering From Any Type Of ULCER, You Need To See This by jerflakes(m): 10:41am On Sep 30, 2018
I stay in Awka, I want to see before I pay, so how will it be?

Jude49:

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Is Israel A Proxy State ? by jerflakes(m): 6:44am On Sep 28, 2018
panafrican:

Is the state of Israel a proxy state that is just there to serve as a mean for cover operations or is it an ordinary country like any other ?
Just asking

What is it's IP address and port number?

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Health / Re: FG Did Not Ban Codeine Containing Syrup, Tramadol – PSN by jerflakes(m): 6:43am On Sep 28, 2018
Hmmmmmm

Time to get slow

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Culture / Re: . by jerflakes(m): 6:40am On Sep 28, 2018
1shortblackboy:
if u dont know then ur a child go and read for common entrance

Your reply shows you also don't know

So, kindly stfu

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Nairaland / General / Re: Lady Orders From Selfie Stick On Jumia, But Just Look At What Was Delivered by jerflakes(m): 6:37am On Sep 28, 2018
OP, do you even know what a selfie stick is?

Or you're just a hungry blogger?

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Sports / Re: Iheanacho, Alexis Sanchez, Ozil Included In “The Worst” XI Spoof Awards by jerflakes(m): 10:05pm On Sep 25, 2018
cooldipo:
This is a good recognition for ihenacho.... No matter how bad!

Any publicity is good publicity

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Sports / Re: Luka Modric And Marta Pose With Their Awards by jerflakes(m): 5:25am On Sep 25, 2018
LordAdamX:


Messi should also have at least showed up. After all Ronaldo showed up to virtually all the awards Messi won.

Ronaldo voted for Modric and Varane, Messi voted for Modric and Cristiano. Not showing up takes nothing away from Modric's achievement or their respect for him. Stop making mountains out of molehills.

-Lord

donbenie:
Messi was NOT nominated for the Best Player Award,therefore his not showing up is much more excusable than Ronaldo not showing up and should not be dragged into a conversation on why Ronaldo didn't show up..

LordAdamX:


Super Story! Last year when Messi was nominated and didn't show up because Ronaldo won it, did this your useless logic apply?

Abi is this one of the usual one rule for Ronaldo and another for every other person. It's an award ceremony, there's no rule of etiquette that demands he shows up. The UEFA Best Women Player didn't come for her award.

It's Modric's day, don't taint it with some irrelevant BS!

-Lord

Ah swear if na like this una dey serious with making money, una for no dey Nairaland by now

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Crime / Re: Man Seen Mopping A River After overdosing on drugs. by jerflakes(m): 7:15am On Sep 11, 2018
Bloggers sef

Person wey dey clean dirty mop stick For water, una Don turn am to sensational news

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Celebrities / Re: Runtown Stop Deceiving Promoters, We Still Have A Case Against You In Court-eric by jerflakes(m): 10:53am On Sep 08, 2018
grin

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Education / Re: Somadina Nwabuwa Gets Yam Tuber, Live Chicken As COOU Best Graduating Student by jerflakes(m): 7:39am On Sep 08, 2018
As ancestor wey him be?

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Celebrities / Re: This Photo Of Rapper, Lil Kim Has Got People Talking by jerflakes(m): 7:14pm On Sep 06, 2018
BrainnewsNg:


Really?

E be like say na just really you sabi

As in, youdonbelieveit?

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Phones / Re: MTN Season Of Surprises- Get 7GB For N2,000 by jerflakes(m): 6:51am On Sep 04, 2018
DopeTech:


Hope you Have subscribe to it? grin

Guy I know English is not your language, but take am easy

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Education / Re: 10 Phrases You Have Been Saying Wrong All This While by jerflakes(m): 9:47pm On Sep 03, 2018
TheSpellChecker:


Thanks for the correction.

I understand what you meant by complete change but you are now being made to understand that making a 360° change is nothing but bringing you back to square one.

Literally, that's true

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Pakistan's New P.M. Going To U.N. To Stop All Muhammad Cartoons.... by jerflakes(m): 10:01am On Sep 02, 2018
Very insecure Muslims

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Foreign Affairs / Re: RIP. CNN Reporter Trying To Politicize A Tragic Moment Ripped To Shreds !! by jerflakes(m): 9:29am On Sep 02, 2018
okwabayi:

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: RIP. CNN Reporter Trying To Politicize A Tragic Moment Ripped To Shreds !! by jerflakes(m): 5:57am On Sep 02, 2018
okwabayi:
Someone should explain the video. I don’t have data to play it.

CNN reporter trying to politicize a tragic moment ripped to shreds

What part of that topic don't you understand?

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Education / Re: See How Jumia Is Milking Nigeria Dry And How You Can Join Them To Milk by jerflakes(m): 5:48am On Sep 02, 2018
I want to milk Nigeria too

Should I turn into a dairy farmer?

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari’s Brother, Ribadu, Others Move To Unseat Adamawa Governor by jerflakes(m): 5:23am On Sep 02, 2018
Na here atiku go show una who dey run adamawa

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Family / Re: This Mother Gets Mistaken For Her Son's Girlfriend!!! by jerflakes(m): 5:21am On Sep 02, 2018
spartan117:
She's a 9, he's a 5. It won't cross my mind that they are a couple grin,if you understand what I mean cool

By the way I'm sure this dude will have many male friends that always insist on visiting him at home lol grin

grin

grin

By fIre by force

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Education / Re: 10 Phrases You Have Been Saying Wrong All This While by jerflakes(m): 5:11am On Sep 02, 2018
TheSpellChecker:


You really need to and it will be most especially good if you will first start by spelling pidgin correctly. wink tongue

@bolded are Redundant words ... Not needed in that sentence

Nice write-up though, but by 360, we mean complete

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Politics / Re: Twitter Presidential Election Between Bukola Saraki And Bobrisky. by jerflakes(m): 5:22am On Sep 01, 2018
At least borbrisky will abolish gay laws

Na so we go begin protect our Nyash tire

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Education / Re: FUTA Final Year Students Sign Out In Style by jerflakes(m): 9:16pm On Aug 29, 2018
Job market next

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Celebrities / Re: Young Man Bought His Mum Brand New Car After So Many Years Of Hardship (pics) by jerflakes(m): 8:20am On Aug 29, 2018
post=70706970:

is ready to pay for the immediate needs of you and all your family members (make sure you are not more than 12 people) , atleast till the end of the year, only if you'll be humble online, especially to people you don't know.
Our advice!

Btw, start celebrating that we replied you at last, after several weeks of quoting us, frustrated tin! wink

This failed businessman, kindly STFU

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