Politics › Re: Benue APC Chairman, Abba Yaro Reportedly Leads Attack On Members by jerflakes(m): 2:19pm On Jun 17, 2015 |
Lovexme: Young man, half of those are on my birth cert. The rest are irrelevant, just like your banter.
Enjoy your day  Nothing is irrelevant. You were there remember? |
Webmasters › Re: How Can You Secure A Website from Being Hacked? by jerflakes(m): 11:55am On Jun 17, 2015 |
Servers get hacked, not websites. |
Politics › Re: Benue APC Chairman, Abba Yaro Reportedly Leads Attack On Members by jerflakes(m): 11:53am On Jun 17, 2015 |
Lovexme: Of course, I was there when I was given birth to. It was my birth after all 
Now, let me enjoy my day. Try again next year  You were there? Name the place, time, date, number of hospital staff around, what yoir mom was wearing, the nursing mother that brought you out of your moms womb. Answer those, then we continue talks next year. |
Politics › Re: Benue APC Chairman, Abba Yaro Reportedly Leads Attack On Members by jerflakes(m): 9:09am On Jun 17, 2015 |
Lovexme: Are you in possession of my birth certificate? How do you know your parents told you the truth? Were you there when you were born? |
Politics › Re: Benue APC Chairman, Abba Yaro Reportedly Leads Attack On Members by jerflakes(m): 8:41am On Jun 17, 2015 |
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Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: Ukwu Alert Check Out This Naija Girl, Nkem Her Lovely A$$ets {pictures H by jerflakes(m): 7:56am On Jun 17, 2015 |
sinaj: fatty acid  h And glycerol. |
Car Talk › Re: Sometimes, We See Things That Our Primitive Minds Cannot Comprehend. by jerflakes(m): 12:26pm On Jun 16, 2015 |
DECOtech: And what's it about this car that our primitive minds cannot comprehend?  |
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Celebrities › Re: Meet Anita Solomon: The Lady Whi Is Pregnant For Toke Makinwa's Hubby Maje Ayida by jerflakes(m): 3:12pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
CHAI! Calabar punny, the best so far! |
Romance › Re: Message To Guys Who Patronize Sugar Mummies by jerflakes(m): 1:03pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
Girls wey dey do am nko?
Abeg park well.
All hustle na hustle, as long as you get to the money: which is the end product of hustling. |
Health › Re: Invisalign Or Lingual Brace To Correct Teeth Alignment? by jerflakes(m): 10:33am On Jun 15, 2015 |
makzeze: but what confused is why is the lingual brace expensive than invisalign? Cos its mostly polished metal. |
Education › Re: Ondo Government Abandon Schools For Mega One (photo) by jerflakes(m): 6:43am On Jun 15, 2015 |
oluminister: Below are some of the abandon school in ondo state which is in state of dilapidation, and the government of Ondo state is building one mega school in one local government area Are those schools? If yes, the government should bulldoze and level that piece of land and build something else there. That place looks like bokoharam hideout. A school is already in progress. |
Health › Re: Invisalign Or Lingual Brace To Correct Teeth Alignment? by jerflakes(m): 6:31am On Jun 15, 2015 |
makzeze: so you advice I go for invisalign? Yeah. |
Health › Re: Invisalign Or Lingual Brace To Correct Teeth Alignment? by jerflakes(m): 6:20am On Jun 15, 2015 |
makzeze: he gave me cost of the lingual brace(inserted behind the teeth) for lower jaw as 1,050,000.00 naira and invisalign for 950k.
Why is invisalign the best? Lingual brace is visible (although begind the teeth) Invisalign braces are near transparent. It is not just your traditional brace, its like using a new set of teeth to cover your real teeth. Invisalign are removable. It also lets you brush and floss normally. Invisalign braces are purely customized, they are changed every two weels as your teeth adjusts. |
Health › Re: Invisalign Or Lingual Brace To Correct Teeth Alignment? by jerflakes(m): 6:08am On Jun 15, 2015 |
Depends on the one you can afford.
Did he give you any price range?
Invisalign is the best so far although lingual brace is more expensive. |
Science/Technology › Re: India To Test First Homegrown Aircraft Carrier by jerflakes(m): 10:47am On Jun 14, 2015 |
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Travel › Re: Cool Sign I Ran Into In Italy by jerflakes(m): 10:12am On Jun 14, 2015*. Modified: 8:36pm On May 13, 2019 |
younghartz: why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.  This is the most intelligent comment I've seen so far. May the spirit of bob marley protect you from the cops when you are smoking. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Smartphones Are No Substitute For Bibles by jerflakes(m): 9:47am On Jun 14, 2015 |
mistypiper: But no hard feelings now. You wan make we go court? Na lie. No friend called you. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Smartphones Are No Substitute For Bibles by jerflakes(m): 9:41am On Jun 14, 2015 |
Na lie. No friend called you. If you had 'gone through the bailing process', police would have told you why they arrested him. mistypiper: I think smart phone is not a substitute for the bible but it's smart to have the bible app. On sunday or anytime it's important to go with your bible because if you don't, it's like going the farm to work without tool. I'll share a short story below for others to learn from.
A friend called me from the police station that he needs my help to get him out of there on a saturday morning, i was surprised to hear that because i met him on his way to Vigil the other night.
On getting to the police station, I saw my friends name on the detention board. I went through all the police bail process to get him out of there , Thank God he was ok.
On our way home I asked him what happened , he said on his way back to the hostel from church the police stopped him and asked where he was coming from. He told them he was coming from church vigil and they requested to see his bible na so my friend carry him phone and tried to show dem the bible app but it didn't convince the police men. so they arrested him.
i just couldn't help but laugh because if he had his bible on him, it would have been a different story. So its important to go with your bible to church
Happy Sunday.
FTC... . On my birthday very cool, I use this opportunity to wish myself, the Excellency Gov Akinwunmi Ambode of Lagos state happy birthday and my good friend Olaniran Jamiu Ajibola.
Shoki on my mind. |
Webmasters › Re: Linda Ikeji Blog Vs Nairaland,which One Is More Better? by jerflakes(m): 7:27am On Jun 13, 2015 |
Same question every time.
Linda ikeji blog is a BLOG.
Nairaland is a FORUM.
There's a BIG difference between the two.
A forum wins. |
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Science/Technology › Re: Tech: Do You Know Your Batteries Can Be Increased By 800%? by jerflakes(m): 5:32pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
invisibility: It gets clearer now. Another Nairaland lie. I swear these pathological liars never give up. |
Pets › Re: Can You Tell Me The Name Of This Dog? by jerflakes(m): 1:01am On Jun 11, 2015 |
nickyvil: GSD 75% ROTTWEILER 25% Na lie. That dog has a generous amount of thr mongrel breed (ekuke) WarRLaY: Anayo  |
Forum Games › Re: Genius: Calculate The Number Of Triangles In This Picture by jerflakes(m): 10:28pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
19 |
Webmasters › Re: Are IT Professionals Being Neglected In Nigeria? by jerflakes(m): 2:50pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
realGURU: IT professionals should be creative and not await go8. Job Thats just the only problem with Nigerian mentality. They are always looking for where to work. To the extent that even IT professionals are also looking for jobs. What an insult. Lemme give you programmers a tip. There are a lot of programming languages. The programming languages that pay are not the type of languages that lay Nigerian programmers learn. They want to learn html cds javascript php. Then they apply to be the ceo of Microsoft. You need to be very very creative as a programmer , you must have the uncanny ability to mindmap and you MUST have a knack to solve problems. Go to http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_programming_languages_by_type learn more about different programming languages and put on your thinkibg caps. The internet is a world. You are the GOD's of the internet. A GOD doesnt look for work in his world. |
Education › Re: FEC Upgrades Five Institutions To University Status by jerflakes(m): 6:19pm On May 20, 2015 |
More universities, more unemployable graduates.
Cc lalasticlala seun ishilove |
Celebrities › Re: Teen Girl Admits To Sleeping With Her Father, Says The Two Are Planning To Wed by jerflakes(m): 3:28pm On May 20, 2015 |
veyronblog: it is a rampant issue I know. Even nairaland word-check changes it to inbreeding. |
Politics › Re: Chief Of Army Staff In Monumental Fraud Scandal by jerflakes(m): 2:46pm On May 20, 2015 |
saintopus: OP I believe if you add all the stolen money it will be upto $20Billion because that is what is always missing e.g
1. $20B missing from NNPC Account-SLS 2. N20B missing from NIPC -Umar 3. $20B missing from ECA - Amaechi  |
Celebrities › Re: Teen Girl Admits To Sleeping With Her Father, Says The Two Are Planning To Wed by jerflakes(m): 2:41pm On May 20, 2015 |
drizslim: íncést of the first order You're welcome |
Politics › Re: Court Drops Murder Charges Against The 15yr-old Child-bride Who Killed Her Hubby by jerflakes(m): 1:37pm On May 20, 2015 |
 Hehe  kwhiz: A very dangerous snake that has astonished the scientist in the whole world has been discovered today. According to the BBC ....it is a strange snake that keeps increasing 0.5 centimetre every seconds and if in any case it touches any part of its body using its body, it dies immediately. This is the world's most dangerous and poisonous snake ever. ...And this type of snake is available only in Nokia's 1100 mobile phones under games option.... Thanks for reading very carefully |
Business › Re: Excuses Graduates Give For Not Starting Their Own Business by jerflakes(m): 9:42am On May 18, 2015 |
GenerousLord: In as much as I appreciate the fact that you rightly pointed out that some graduates have some ego issues that preclude them from making a huge step that will transmogrify their lives for good, I would also want to join my voice with other voices who of course do not agree entirely with your post.
OP, I'm just gonna ask you two questions, and please respond like a honest man. Q1) If you were a father, would you risk the pain of sponsoring your child's education (BSc or up to Master's degree level) knowing fully well that as soon as he graduates from the university and acquires those degrees he will drop them (the degree certificates) eventually, and go after the hawking of pure water and gala like you put it?
Q2) Do you see such an act (refering to my first question) as counter-productive, unplanned and foolish? Or to you such an act is productive, well planned and wise?
And just so you know, everyone is not designed to be an entrepreneur. excuses and more excuses, and worrying about what others think.
This is EXACTLY the point the op is tryig to raise.
Now you are bringing in sentiments as reason to remain unemployed.
What will the father say....thats an unproductive, pathetic and myopic reasoning.
No excuses for not trying.
This is exactly the op's point in No.2 : overbloated ego.
It the damn father is not comfortable with his childs decision on business path, then the father should employ his child.
If you cannot employ your child, dont tell them where to work or what to do.
This generation is different from your fathers generarion.
Now, its only the fittest that survive.
Do what you can to survive |
Politics › Re: Photos From Gov Adams Oshiomole's Wedding They Didn't Show You by jerflakes(m): 9:50am On May 16, 2015 |
bsolo1: If i click dat tin, even if na by mistake, make thunder, hail stones, earth quake, typhoon, volcano, lightning join together do collabo 4 your head. |