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Celebrities › Re: Wow!! You Wont Believe This Sexy Woman On Bikini Is 45years Old (photos) by jerflakes(m): 2:07pm On Jul 02, 2015
shockwave91:
former Liberian presido, Charles Taylor banged this chick and paid her in diamonds.......Blood Diamonds. #MyKindaMan
E be like say na you be charles taylor ADC abi?
Celebrities › Re: Photo: What Genevieve Nnaji Posted On Her Instagram by jerflakes(m): 2:03pm On Jul 02, 2015
Chisom460:
.OK so what do you want me to say?
Throw your hands in the air!!

And wave it like you just dont care!!

Say yeahhhhhhhhh!!!
Celebrities › Re: Boobs And Ukwu Everywhere As Serena Williams Exposes Self In A Tiny Bikini by jerflakes(m): 1:54pm On Jul 02, 2015
shiizzy:
angry see as them rush enter all of them wen see boobs and ukwu
very sharp guy.

Upon say na you be third to comment.

So, who be the "them" wey rush enter the thread?
Celebrities › Re: Boobs And Ukwu Everywhere As Serena Williams Exposes Self In A Tiny Bikini by jerflakes(m): 1:52pm On Jul 02, 2015
au naturale.

Natural African mama booty.

I will hit that till she screams halleluya.

Damn!
Politics › Re: Who Got Swag With The Selfie Stick...President Obama Or Ex-President Obasanjo by jerflakes(m):
Of course its Obama na.

Cant you see he leaned back

Fat Joe : Lean back

"...Said my niggas don't dance,
we just pull up our pants and,
Do the Roc-away.
Now lean back, lean back, lean back, lean back..."

Obasanjo is just a happy gorilla that is amazed at the invention of a selfie stick.

Nothing more.

Crime › Re: Suspected Ritualists Behead Okada Rider In Ekpoma by jerflakes(m): 1:49am On Jul 02, 2015
mistabiola:
Hahahahahaha !!! Let's assume you will just take this rope and cheesy cheesy cheesy You know the rest
That rope is low na.

I need a rope that is already hung on the ceiline so that i can jump in straight.

No long thing
Crime › Re: Suspected Ritualists Behead Okada Rider In Ekpoma by jerflakes(m): 9:59pm On Jul 01, 2015
mistabiola:
Yes na human being.
Chineke mu e!
Crime › Re: Suspected Ritualists Behead Okada Rider In Ekpoma by jerflakes(m): 7:05pm On Jun 30, 2015
mistabiola:
The girl I wan dash you, that small baby . hahahahahaha cheesy cheesy
No nah.

I no dey joke.

Who be the other creature?

Na human being?
Crime › Re: Suspected Ritualists Behead Okada Rider In Ekpoma by jerflakes(m): 4:13pm On Jun 30, 2015
mistabiola:
Omg, there should be a dead penalty for any ritualist caught. Only this can curb their indecent act.
Guy who be those people for that picture?
Politics › Re: ADC To Be Given Saraki Treatment...(photo) by jerflakes(m): 8:57am On Jun 30, 2015
soe:
lol.."ADC to be given Saraki treatment" is different from "ADC to start giving treatment to Saraki"


I am sure you were expecting a pix of the ADC administering drugs to Saraki....eeeyah
grin
Programming › Re: Limiting Bandwidth For Friends On A Router by jerflakes(m): 12:20am On Jun 30, 2015
pseudonomer:
And you're supposed to be funny?
What is funny about someone being confused and fainting?

Twisted psycho.
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Nicki Minaj Shows Off Her Beautiful Mum For The First Time At The BET Aw by jerflakes(m): 3:43pm On Jun 29, 2015
sKeetz:
I know this things are truth but do you know the basic things are not what you say but God is able and he can do many things for us and I will advise that you make a plan not to do whatever in life but dont judge my brother cause God sees everything. He has not lived if he has not been here for a while but I think y'all should just chill and appreciate the fact that I did not do as I had planned. I truly believe that God Himself brought you down from the glorious heavens above to be forever my angel. I dont like this that happen. I will make sure I appoint myself the governor before I become the president. What God has joined together, let no man put asunder in earth or even in hell. So help me God!!
Amin smiley
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Omg!!!see What Rihanna, Did To Floyd Mayweather At The BET Awards {pic} by jerflakes(m): 3:39pm On Jun 29, 2015
sKeetz:
I know this things are truth but do you know the basic things are not what you say but God is able and he can do many things for us and I will advise that you make a plan not to do whatever in life but dont judge my brother cause God sees everything. He has not lived if he has not been here for a while but I think y'all should just chill and appreciate the fact that I did not do as I had planned. I truly believe that God Himself brought you down from the glorious heavens above to be forever my angel. I dont like this that happen. I will make sure I appoint myself the governor before I become the president. What God has joined together, let no man put asunder in earth or even in hell. So help me God!!
GUY, this one don pass derailing.

You dey go from nigeria to russia with monorail train.
Nairaland General › Re: Opinion Poll- How Regular Is The Power Supply In Your Area by jerflakes(m): 8:28pm On Jun 28, 2015
24/7

Ekwulobia, Anambra
Programming › Re: Limiting Bandwidth For Friends On A Router by jerflakes(m): 8:19pm On Jun 28, 2015
***opens door,

Enters thread,

Looks around confused,

Turns back to exit the thread,

Cant find the door again

Faints***
Crime › Re: Pilots Sacked After Letting Busty Model Fly Their Plane During Take Off (photo) by jerflakes(m): 8:15pm On Jun 28, 2015
Na just God dey save person.

Thats all.
Culture › Re: I Am Yoruba And I Dont Speak Yoruba, Come And Advise Or Insult Me Here by jerflakes(m): 8:10pm On Jun 28, 2015
I PREFER TO INSULT YOU. ..

Your mother is fat.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Suspects Arrive Ekwulobia Prison, Anambra by jerflakes(m): 8:07pm On Jun 28, 2015
EasternPride:
Contrary to the APC South East's denial that there was no intention to bring Boko Haram suspects to Anambra.

The Federal Government has brought in first set of Boko Haram suspects to Ekwulobia prison, and information from the prison says the indigenes have blocked the prison gate, also there is a high presence of soldiers and prison guards, with armored cars all across the prison yard.

More details later.
[size=18pt]NA LIE!!

YOU're JUST LOOKING FOR VIEWS FOR YOUR THREAD.

IDIAT!!![/size]
Politics › Re: Nigerians On Twitter Angrily React To Buhari Building A Helipad In Daura by jerflakes(m): 12:14pm On Jun 28, 2015
Politics › Re: Nigerians On Twitter Angrily React To Buhari Building A Helipad In Daura by jerflakes(m): 9:21am On Jun 28, 2015
Ha
Politics › Re: Buhari's Govt Incurs N57b Petrol Subsidy Debt -PUNCH by jerflakes(m): 9:21am On Jun 28, 2015
Yay
Education › Re: 11 OOU Students Die In Tragic Car Accident (photos) by jerflakes(m): 9:15pm On Jun 27, 2015
[size=18pt]MY QUESTION IS:

WHY STUDENTS JUST DEY DIE ANYHOW?

WHY NOT POLITICIANS?[/size]
Phones › Re: Internet Data Service: Which Provider Is Best In Nigeria? by jerflakes(m): 9:14pm On Jun 27, 2015
soe:
lol..u sha want us to know that even you sef sabi that side bah?
I dey do am wella na.

Abi you no be naija boy?
Phones › Re: Internet Data Service: Which Provider Is Best In Nigeria? by jerflakes(m): 9:00pm On Jun 27, 2015
soe:
Lebara
E be like say your cousin go uk come back, you come dey form with him lebara mobile.
Phones › Re: Internet Data Service: Which Provider Is Best In Nigeria? by jerflakes(m): 8:59pm On Jun 27, 2015
Etisalat.

But those guys dey scam us o.

Their data reading is fake.

1mb = 3mb.

Those guys are crooks!!

But the good thing is that they give bonus data.


peeparty:
etisalat the best, but their consumption is crazy.
AH SWEAR!!!

Gaucho:
There is no contest in this,ETISALAT hold sway. Better than any network but it's expensive. I guess Lamborghini is not for the poor. Lol.
Bros, etisalat na lamborghini wey the fuel tank dey leak.
Celebrities › Re: Singer Solidstar Shows Off His Eggplant In New Photo, Fans React by jerflakes(m): 5:32pm On Jun 27, 2015
That juzzaymusic (the instagram commenter) must be gay.

Na The guy comment pass

E be like say he wan give solidstar deepthroat.

Næsty
Politics › Re: Suicide Bomber Ran Away From Killing Innocent People In Maiduguri by jerflakes(m): 4:59pm On Jun 27, 2015
Kids, listen to your teachers.

Take corrections and don't blame it on autocorrect.

Happy saturday

smiley

Lousymouth:
I am finding it hard to believe but if true then the almajiriz are becoming wiser....
Fime2000:
It is only GOD dt will help our country nigeria.
Horo:
Are you ok at all what did jonadafi do all his six years beside fuelling the insurgency because it didn't affect his kinsmen
Politics › Re: Nigerians Should Ignore ‘hate Messages’ From Radio Biafra, Says NBC by jerflakes(m): 7:19am On Jun 27, 2015
Haha
Travel › Re: Pic: Who Could Be Responsible For This? by jerflakes(m): 6:59am On Jun 27, 2015
optimusprime2:
Ok I get it, 100N is the standard price for a regular vehicle, but if an SUV, Minivan or bus came in, the price would be different based on the vehicle category hence your stamp in price would be different on the ticket- you get?
Na lie!

There are different tickets for cars, suv's and lorries.

Dont say what you dont know.

Those people are not paid well, so they have to jack up the price.

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