₦airaland Forum

kestolove95:
Wen. Dbanj. Been handsome....abg. wande pass d weed!!!

#SmokeWeedEveryday
#NateDoggyDogg

You don finish talking?

Ashamed hiphop wannabe gangstas be like:

Joel3:
get a life please

Hiphop wannabe gangstas be like:

Joel3:
too fast. Before I could edit.

Look here joel3 is not fake. The real nigga on nairaland. So Get that to your 4k up skull.

Broke and gold digging bítçhèś be like:

Mhizizzy:
D Guy no fit carry d bae go anoda plaiz abi

sunnyshayne:
And where is this ape coming from? Nigeria is ebola free.

If you two where sent from the pit of hell against me, just tell them I did not succumb. My blood is bitter.

Za ka mutu a titi.

Bura Ubanka

sunnyshayne:
People like you are the reason for violence in our society.

Dan iska haihuwan karuwa.

Bura ubanka

ozoigbondu:
This man eeeh a true african shaa but his die in power mentality makes me detest him.Imagine being in power since zimbabwe independence this type of thing can't happen in nigeria

How can you EVEN imagine that type of thing happening in Nigeria.

Are you not a Nigerian?

All Nigerians need is just to hear a rumour that you want to rule forever.

Men go begin dey plot serious 4kups for you.

Are you a learner?

sholatech:
In most countries of the world, it is not allowed for you to go buy dollars across the bank counter. You can only contact your bank and request for USD for allowable transactions such as school fees payments, BTA etc if you can provide supporting documentation

Thanks bro.

Thats harsh o.

I wantrd to buy sone dollars at BDC but their rate is $1=N226

So I figured I could get it from the bank at $1 = N198.

Thats bad o.

Thanks again bro, you cleared it up.

Duh

Celebrate it.

I hope say you no dey find frontpage?

Dream on.

So you also did the STORE.LEE and the PHONE-N-FIX?

Any help is appreciated

Confused haters be like:

satinosdiary:
Mbok!!! I woke up this morning to everyone getting excited about the new SMD photo shoot, another Don Jazzy led team. If you knew D'banj and Don jazzy's dream nine years ago, then you will wonder how the cake just got sour.
The 'Doroboss' as he is fondly called started the dream of creating an empire, the Empire he has failed to sustain. Remember back in the days when it was D'banj, Kayswitch, Wande coal, Dr Sid, Don Jazzy and his brother D prince, I believed in those guys as we all thought they could become the big fish. The super talented entertainers teamed up to form Mo' Hits Records, the team that was very quick to fail. Nigerians and Africa supported it but Don Jazzy dashed out our fantasy.

Continue reading; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/02/the-brand-supreme-mavin-dynasty-why.html

JoachimPaul:
Frank called his girlfriend, Kristina on phone, but
unfortunately, her father, an Army General picked
the
call:
GENERAL: Hello! May I know you?
FRANK: Sorry I want to speak with Kristina, sir.
GENERAL: I said who the Bleep are you and why
are you
calling my daughter?
FRANK: (knowing he had to act fast) Okay Sir, I
am
Frank Edoho from WHO WANTS TO BE A
MILLIONAIRE.
Kristina's friend is presently on hot seat and
needs her
help to answer a question for 2 Million naira. So
the
next voice you hear after is hers, the time starts
now!
GENERAL: Ooh I'm very sorry! (calls his daughter)
Kristine! Kristine!!! Take your phone, your friend
needs
your help..
FRANK: The question is, when are you coming
tomorrow? A. Morning, B. Afternoon, C.Evening, D.
Night.
KRISTINA: D. Night.
FRANK: Is that your final answer?!
KRISTINA: Yes, it's my final answer!
Frank cuts the call.

Anyone?

Good day all,

I went to UBA yesterday to buy some dollars and I was told that banks dont give out foreign currencies.

I was advised to go to a bureau de change.

Why do banks not exchange foreign currencies?

Thanks in advance.

runzlord:
do you rap?

Nah bro, I just have a way with words.

Imanuelle:
Intuition, is an important quality to possess.

These men knew these women had no such thing as weapons, they are just one of the everyday hustlers.

Anyways, whatever.

Those men knew nothing.

You overrun a checkpoint, you get whats coming to you.

If bokoharam bomb lagos now, everybody go dey shout GEJ

[quote author=ichidodo post=31163029][/quote]Copy cat

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Yeah we booked space to copy jerkflakes...very nice joke. [/color]

Copy cat

Imanuelle:
That isn't enough to chase them to death.

They are people's mothers, hustling.

In this election period where anything can happen at anytime?

When bokoharam can be transporting weapons anytime?

Our armed forces eyes dey red now, this is the worst time to disobey.

They shoulda known that.

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] But we posted long before you did.....Kettle,meet Mr Pot. [/color]

You booked space, keep lying to yourself.

Muhammadkhan:
votePDPoutNOW!
SendPDPawayNOW!!
KICKpdpOUTnow!!!
SAYnoCORRUPTSnow!!!!
sendPROMISESbreakerstoKIRIKIRInow!

Aboki, so for your mind now, you make sense?

drlawizle:
In as much as dr deaths pain me I must say d babe with d first pix got a cute butt...RIP to dem

Ah swear...

Why them no stop for customs na

Why why why!!!!

Lightning strike customs left testis.

great457:
wow

No be small tin o

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] No bullshitting?!.....Hahaha...Sh**t happens. [/color]

Copy cat

Omo, see as that girl be like mongrel dog.

Bluetooth2:
They are dead so their offense doesn't matter anymore. The officers should be arrested, investigated, charged for murder and convicted because their vehicle intentionally hit the bus leading to the unnecessary death.

But you and I know that it wouldn't happen na.

They were on duty.

Even in US, you get riddled with bullets if you try to beat a checkpoint.