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Technology Market › Re: Cheapest Xiaomi Mi Max 3 deal by jerflakes(m): 9:37am On Jul 25, 2018

Protein0:
5-8 working days

OK sure. But how will it be? I want to see it before I pay

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Technology Market › Re: Cheapest Xiaomi Mi Max 3 deal by jerflakes(m): 7:03am On Jul 23, 2018

Maximum time to deliver to Asaba?

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Health › Re: . by jerflakes(m): 6:54am On Jul 23, 2018

atilla:
I read on nairaland few days ago they rub one fruit from sausage tree on their babies kini.

Sausage Tree huh

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Phones › Re: Xiaomi Mi Max 3 Officially Launched With 5500mah Battery - Full Specifications by jerflakes(m): 11:55am On Jul 22, 2018

uddeze:
did you study about xylem and phloem in biology?

Xiaomi is not an English word, it's a Chinese word

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Phones › Re: Xiaomi Mi Max 3 Officially Launched With 5500mah Battery - Full Specifications by jerflakes(m): 11:53am On Jul 22, 2018

pDudd:
"Jiomi"

No, actually it's "chomi"

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Politics › Re: See The Current Condition Of A Federal Bridge In Niger After Collapse. Photos by jerflakes(m): 11:17am On Jul 21, 2018

kolafolabi:
Less than 3km bridge cost 2.5billion.. Constructing a new form of 3rd main land bridge that is 11.8km across ocean might paralyse Nigeria economy. Nice one but yeye dey smell.

Certain factors have to be considered

Is the bridge but on top of water or not?

Building a bridge on water and building a bridge on land are veeeeeeery different things

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Travel › Re: Stranded Nigerians In Russia Are Back In Abuja (photo) by jerflakes(m): 11:04am On Jul 21, 2018

Greatzeus:
STFU slowpoke,you are so full of hate like your brothers,why insult a man who never wrong you? Because he supports a man you hate?
You even called him a failed business man. Look at this stolen phones seller,ole,barawo you are obviously jobless for now,be waiting for your clients to come with stolen phones,so that you can come here and sell them to make a living
Stolen Phones seller,do us a favor,locate the nearest lagoon

And then?

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Travel › Re: Stranded Nigerians In Russia Are Back In Abuja (photo) by jerflakes(m): 11:03am On Jul 21, 2018

Caseless:
are you blind?

, na today?

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Travel › Re: Stranded Nigerians In Russia Are Back In Abuja (photo) by jerflakes(m): 7:00am On Jul 21, 2018

Caseless:
he failed? How did you know? Are you stalking him? Show us your own evidence of success.

, you're so frustrated that you had to reply with your other moniker

Pathetic

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Politics › Re: 10 Charged To Court In Ekiti For Vote Buying by jerflakes(m): 6:06am On Jul 21, 2018*

[quote author= post=69567869]Really?
Interesting...[/quote]Failed and frustrated businessman, how you dey?

I pray the good Lord Jesus wrest back your destiny from the claws of your village people

So that you can be successful and happy again

Someone click like to say amen for him

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Politics › Re: Darius Ishaku: FG Plotting To Stop Me, Six Others From Seeking Re-election by jerflakes(m): 5:59am On Jul 20, 2018

sarrki:
Seriously Buhari is not to be blamed when a governor is not performing

Example is Ambode, Elechi, Wike and Anambra Governor why are they not victimized?

Coz you can see they are working

Willie is working

Anambra state has AVG (anambra vigilante group), the state-owned security outfit

They act first, before the police

That's why there is calm in Anambra

NYSC › Re: Scammer Alert: Oga70563 Is A Confirmed Scammer by jerflakes(m): 4:27am On Jul 20, 2018

oga70563:
.

Go and return his money, you dey here dey talk rubbish

You were redflagged

Ezi

How many days did you spend searching for that word in the dictionary?

Health › Re: Deleted*** by jerflakes(m): 4:20am On Jul 20, 2018

Homeboiy:
I don spray insecticides tire e dey make them fat

Iam awake now cos of mosquitoes

Till Nepa brings light by 12am then I can sleep

I spray sniper mosquitoes go cover nose

if e scent finish, them go come out come dey worry me

I dey feel you my brother

Use mosquito net

Na the final solution

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Phones › Re: The All New Xiaomi Mi Max 3 Is Big, Bold And Beautiful (photos) by jerflakes(m): 4:08am On Jul 20, 2018

Where can I buy this beast?

Crime › Re: Police Officers Storm Nigerian Restaurant In China. Photos/video by jerflakes(m): 10:41pm On Jul 19, 2018

Uglyaddy:
Mannabbq!You just be like MTN,na everywhere you dey always show up.

is a failed and frustrated businessman

If not nairaland, where else do you want him to be?

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Pets › Re: Nigerian Man Celebrates His Dog's Birthday In A Special Way (Photos) by jerflakes(m): 9:41pm On Jul 11, 2018

JamaicanLove:
Freak.... Jobless CUNT.

He's a failed and frustrated businessman

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Pets › Re: Nigerian Man Celebrates His Dog's Birthday In A Special Way (Photos) by jerflakes(m): 9:41pm On Jul 11, 2018

[quote author= post=69292340]He learnt his lessons in a hard way.
We always make them humble and talk with respect.
Hahaha .
Now, crawl back.....[/quote]So sorry, I don't argue with failed businessmen

So sorry about that

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Pets › Re: Nigerian Man Celebrates His Dog's Birthday In A Special Way (Photos) by jerflakes(m): 9:30pm On Jul 11, 2018

[quote author= post=69292195]He's masturbating and feeling fly that he got our reply at last.
Celebrate with that for the week. It doesn't come every time.
Next time in your life you won't put your mouth for wetin no concern you.
Aproko tout[/quote]Sorry, no arguments with a failed businessman

So sorry about that

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Pets › Re: Nigerian Man Celebrates His Dog's Birthday In A Special Way (Photos) by jerflakes(m): 9:27pm On Jul 11, 2018

[quote author= post=69291969]You must be celebrating for getting a response from us at last.
We don't dignify nonentity like you with replies.
You'll soon go back to where you came from.
Ttth henceforth......[/quote]Sorry, no argumens with a failed businessman

So sorry about that

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Pets › Re: Nigerian Man Celebrates His Dog's Birthday In A Special Way (Photos) by jerflakes(m): 9:10pm On Jul 11, 2018

[quote author= post=69291403]See his face like the devil.
You go soon quench with wailing. Hahaha wink

Hahaha, laughing at your foolishness wink

[/quote]Like I told you before, I don't argue with failed businessmen

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Pets › Re: Nigerian Man Celebrates His Dog's Birthday In A Special Way (Photos) by jerflakes(m): 8:57pm On Jul 11, 2018

Adebowhales:
Always online... Are you jobless?

He's a failed and frustrated businessman

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Crime › Re: Policeman Spotted Inside A Car Boot In Ekpan, Warri, Delta State by jerflakes(m): 3:37pm On Jul 10, 2018

Jakumo:
That gallant police officer relaxing in the boot (trunk) of the car is there for a tactical purpose.

Like the rear tail-gunner aboard the WW11 flying fortress heavy bomber aircraft, the Nigerian policeman Youtube star shown above is manning the all-important rear flank of his patrol car, whilst scanning the horizon for enemies of progress that might need to be relieved of their cash and valuables, in order to safeguard law and disorder.

Thank you for your cooperation, and God bless Nigeria.

So, why didn't he stay at the back seat?

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Car Talk › Re: Mercedes-Benz Sets New Record; Sells Over 1.18Million Cars In First Half Of 2018 by jerflakes(m): 7:06am On Jul 10, 2018

Mercedes Benz and others

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Politics › Re: R-APC: I Can Order Anybody’s Impeachment –galadima by jerflakes(m): 12:04pm On Jul 08, 2018

Na El Rufai I dey wait for

The professional ass-licker

I want to see his next move, now that APC is dead

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Programming › Re: Machine Learning/ai: Help Me Out by jerflakes(m): 9:09am On Jul 05, 2018

Guy if you dey seek help on machine learning from nairaland, you're on a loooooooooong thing

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Politics › Re: We Will Arrest Leadership Of Miyetti Allah If… — Military by jerflakes(m): 9:40am On Jul 04, 2018

Paperwhite:
The is the shit Nigeria have found itself my dear.Dont lament-Let's keep on speaking & doing the right thing while we pray.
God will surely save us & save Nigeria.Abacha did same but where is he today? Shalom!

Prayers will not do anything

We've been praying since 1960

Initiate action, or STFU

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Celebrities › Re: Papa Ajasco Popular Actor "Boy Alinco" Involve In A Ghastly Motor Accident by jerflakes(m): 9:37am On Jul 04, 2018

englishmart:
bla bla bla

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Phones › Re: Who Has Used A Phone With A Very Long Lasting Battery? by jerflakes(m): 8:47am On Jul 04, 2018

Infinix note 2 battery is the best I've ever seen at 4050mah

It lasts more than the infinix note 4pro with 4500mah battery

Very weird

That's why I stopped looking at the "mah" in phone specs

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Celebrities › Re: Papa Ajasco Popular Actor "Boy Alinco" Involve In A Ghastly Motor Accident by jerflakes(m): 6:12am On Jul 04, 2018

Person hit you for back, you dey form survivor?

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Celebrities › Re: Matt Cappotelli Dies Of Brain Cancer At 38 by jerflakes(m): 6:59am On Jul 01, 2018

akinlaso:
brain cancer

Yep

That's a 4kd up type of cancer

Just like blood cancer

Where you wan begin dey cure am?

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