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PoliticsRe: Open Letter To The United Nations Secretary-general By Comrade Timi Frank by jerk: 4:59pm On Jul 25, 2018
Too long,oyibo hate long epistle why not just write the key points and end the letter.
PoliticsRe: Mbaka Blasts Buhari: This Is Just Kindergarten, Administration Is Demonocracy by jerk: 4:37pm On Jul 25, 2018
Baroba:
Okwa ezigbo shut up, this clown used to disturb my sleep with his stupid adoration crusade when I was in Trans Ekulu Enugh; am an old school Catholic, I don't believe in Ndi Father who are Pentecostal wannabe preachers..

The man keeps spitting rubbish, am sure he still not happy Buhari hasn't paid him for did campaign work he did for him.. vision my asss.
Have you ever wondered why some people with promising future fail to make it in life,it might be due to fault of theirs in life.
Am not Mbaka fan but don't castigate him like that,people you trust can default in their ways when you least expected
PoliticsRe: Mbaka Blasts Buhari: This Is Just Kindergarten, Administration Is Demonocracy by jerk: 4:30pm On Jul 25, 2018
Luciferlove:
5.He also said that many people who worked for Buhari has not been rewarded.He said very soon Buhari will not sleep again.

Because he is yet to pay you hence the change of mind.
Was it not this same mbaka that said buhari will lead us to promise land...Ayamu not understanding.
You may be destined to be great but due to your own carelessness you loose the track. May be Buhari would hv been the one to liberate Nigeria but due to his stubbornness he fail to accomplish that.
HealthRe: Scientists Confirm Diabetes Link With Cancer by jerk: 7:20am On Jul 23, 2018
mknigeriagreat:
There is nothing as good as staying healthy. Years back I was missed a last flight to Lagos from Abuja. I had to board one ekene night bus to lagos. When we got to Lagos around 7.30am most young guys and ladies in the bus were washing and opening their sleepy mouths with either biscuits, gala, chocolate, coke, fanta or any sugary thing. One grandma looking beautiful at like 80 just quietly brought out 2 green big pears and had it for breakfast. That day, I understood why most of the ancient ones lived longer and had good health. Today, all we gulp into our system are things that can kill someone in few years. If you are still healthy not nursing any illness yet, you better live and stay healthy because prevention they say is better than cure. And for all the sick ones, may God heal you. Sugar ain't good for the body but people won't just listen.
What does missing your flight got to do with this SMFH.
Car TalkRe: Is Toyota As Reliable As Nigerians Make It Seem. by jerk: 7:30pm On Jul 22, 2018
dancok:
Go for Golf 4 German version not American spec o
How would you rate jetta, is it reliable as golf too if get the German version.
Car TalkRe: Is Toyota As Reliable As Nigerians Make It Seem. by jerk: 9:17am On Jul 22, 2018
dokiOloye:
If you've used even a volkswagen golf 3,you will find it difficult to enjoy any corrola.
The stability at speed,feeling of heaviness, etc
On point, golf 3 is a very rugged car and it has stability too. Go to Kano and some other cities u will find out that its mostly use for taxi bcus of its ruggedness.
I plan on upgrading to a newer model but I don't know if they are as reliable as this model.
Honestly, I like VW product will like to know a newer model of 2007 upward that's good I can buy.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Sentenced To 11 Years In U.S Prison For Fraud by jerk: 6:35am On Jul 20, 2018
Delta state case closed

CrimeRe: "How I Killed Onise Ismail, My Boss At CITEC Estate Abuja" - Security Man by jerk: 5:50pm On Jul 14, 2018
Our judiciary should amend the law for murder to death sentence immediately the offender admitted guilty to the crime.
Waste of prison space.
CrimeRe: How I Escaped Death By Whiskers In The Hands Of Kano Ritualists by jerk: 12:40pm On Jul 14, 2018
what's the need of the helicopters provided to the security agencies,. why not use these for surveillance of their territory.
Buildings inside thick forests should be investigated which in most cases are slaughter houses of ritualist and kidnappers.
Our Govt are not doing anything about this because they are their greatest client.
Nothing is working in this country again and security is our greatest challenges now.
Let me go and hustle for Visa sharp sharp.
SportsRe: Sports Betting: The Success Formula by jerk: 8:22pm On Jul 09, 2018
The day 1.10 odds will cut it ur eye go clear. I stopped betting 2yrs ago after discovering that sports betting is a fools Paradise. Match fixing is rife and many teams indulge in it one way or the other.
There is no sure bet my brother.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: F.A Cup: Norwich City Vs Chelsea (0 - 0) On 6th January 2018 by jerk: 8:23pm On Jan 06, 2018
Obinnau:
imagine
take heart some days are like that..Bookmakers enriching themselves.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: F.A Cup: Norwich City Vs Chelsea (0 - 0) On 6th January 2018 by jerk: 8:16pm On Jan 06, 2018
Frederick555:
Abeg make una help me beg Chelsea for me. Tell them say them need to win this match. For two good reason. 1 to save punter tickets. 2 to save us from the shame of drawing or losing to a small as norwich.
chelshit tearing peoples ticket since 1760 Ad.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by jerk: 12:08am On Jan 06, 2018
Oasis007:
“Taking Henrikh Mkhitaryan off at half-time was unfair. I apologized to him in front of the team. I had to make a sacrifice."

- JOSE MOURINHO
U have done well and Rashford too.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by jerk: 12:06am On Jan 06, 2018
Hazarddd:
He's scored more because he played more minutes, big fish in small ponds for mid-table teams in England while Morata was contesting world class forwards for a place. Cannot compare them on anything other than this year.
Carry ur Morata wahala leave this thread fast.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by jerk: 11:23pm On Jan 05, 2018
Hazarddd:
Morata is ten times the player lukaku will ever be.
what are u smoking,who's missmota.
CareerRe: Kufre Nnah: Meet Millionaire Barber Who Came To Lagos With Only N5000 (Photos) by jerk: 8:20pm On Jan 05, 2018
Some barbers and hair dressers works with ritualists, your hair is equivalent to your blood and anyone that has any evil intention can kill or render you useless spiritually. He cannot just pick any hair but must make sure during the service and while chatting with you he already knows your name which is essential.
Only God can help us because I have witnessed one before and he confessed about it.
If this guy hands are clean then I wish him luck.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Snake Killed In UNIOSUN Ipetu Ijesa Campus After It Swallowed An Animal by jerk: 8:46am On Jul 13, 2017
fatdick:
bitis gabonica (Gaboon Viper).......really deadly!

The Gaboon viper is not only the largest member of the genus Bitis is also the heaviest venomous snake in Africa. It reaches lengths up to 1.8 meters (6 ft) and can weigh up to an excess of 20 kg in some cases.

Among the venomous snakes, they feature the largest fangs, the teeth of an adult Gaboon viper can measure about 5 cm (2 inches).

They produce the largest quantity of venom of any venomous snake. The venom yield is probably influenced by the size of the snake and ranges from 200 up to 1000 mg of dried venom. The length of the fangs up to 2 inches, results in the venom being injected deep into the victim's body. Gaboon viper bites on humans are relatively rare, people are often bitten when they accidentally step on the snake, even in that case this species rarely bites.

Source: Snake Facts
TravelRe: Reverend Father's Car Somersaults 3 Times In Enugu (Photos) by jerk: 11:11am On Jul 11, 2017
0b100100111:
Be rational with reasoning.

How can you give kudos to a God that couldn't use his acclaimed "Almighty" power to stop the accident in the first place.

Now that the damage has happened, you re praising him!

What would you have said if he died? The devil takes the blame?


Emancipate yourself from mental slavery
He allowed that to happen to show people like you that God exist.(Psalm 23:4)
SportsRe: Ibrahimovic Grants Lukaku Permission To Wear Man United's No.9 Shirt by jerk: 10:26am On Jul 11, 2017
Men have suffered,when life goes well with a man he only remembers his mother. Sometimes u think their father is dead but the old man is bn neglected. Pogba will tell u his Mama, nw Lukaku is saying the same thing and even CR7 also talks about his mother only and many other Stars.
When the going is good the mother will receive all the praise and love and they even attached their success to their mother. Its is bad though am not bn jealous coz i love my mother bt i also love my father.
TravelRe: Body Parts Of A Dead Woman At Oshodi Railway (Graphic Pics) by jerk: 2:36pm On Jul 10, 2017
innosaint27:
grin shocked grin





I doubt if the deed was by a train except it was suicidal. Who stands in an active railway track these days?
Or was she taking selfie with an earpiece on & volume turned so high?


A nice script was well written & followed in executing her death. Lagos is a wonderland.

RIP to the deceased!
more likely
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by jerk: 12:46pm On Jul 10, 2017
elampiro:
Adnan Januzaj has reportedly been informed that he will not be considered for selection at Manchester United next season.

It is believed Mourinho has told the 22-year-old he is not in line for a squad number next season – and Real Sociedad are interested in taking the £12million valued Belgium forward.

Januzaj has flown out with the rest of United’s team as they head off on a training camp in Los Angeles - but his Old Trafford future is bleak.

Mourinho believes Januzaj is too lightweight for his squad and is ready to off-load him.

Real Sociedad have been strongly linked with a move for Januzaj, although it is understood that the Spanish outfit are unprepared to meet Man United's £12m asking price in this summer's transfer window.

Meanwhile, it is believed Mourinho will hand new £3m defender Victor Lindelof the No.2 shirt with £75m strike star Romelu Lukaku – who wore No.10 at Everton – likely to take up the same shirt vacated by Wayne Rooney.

[Source: Mirror]
Spanish league will suit Januzaj,he's too lightweight for EPL.
CelebritiesRe: Wale Ojo: My Sex Scenes With Omotola Jalade- Ekeinde In "Alter Ego" Were Real by jerk: 3:53pm On Jul 07, 2017
repogirl:
undecided If he is an actor, isn't that going to be part of his job?

Sense fall on your life!
you sounds like an olosho grin
CelebritiesRe: Wale Ojo: My Sex Scenes With Omotola Jalade- Ekeinde In "Alter Ego" Were Real by jerk: 3:50pm On Jul 07, 2017
Jaqenhghar:
Its a big possibility. Those pilots get more ass than a toilet seat... and the actresses.... make I just stop here lipsrsealed
might be the reason he permitted her bcus he might be playing his own dirty game and Omotola must hv noticed.
CelebritiesRe: Wale Ojo: My Sex Scenes With Omotola Jalade- Ekeinde In "Alter Ego" Were Real by jerk: 3:48pm On Jul 07, 2017
quentin06:
They didnt have sex, just acting.
hmm,just acting ok.
CelebritiesRe: Wale Ojo: My Sex Scenes With Omotola Jalade- Ekeinde In "Alter Ego" Were Real by jerk: 3:46pm On Jul 07, 2017
repogirl:
It's just acting, no biggie.
if your man does that u will be the first to come here and start writing epistle on how he had betrayed your trust.
CelebritiesRe: Wale Ojo: My Sex Scenes With Omotola Jalade- Ekeinde In "Alter Ego" Were Real by jerk: 3:44pm On Jul 07, 2017
veraponpo:
We should learn to appreciate professionals.

This is her job that she has passion for.

We have not been seeing her in movies because many of them are not good enough and now that she has chosen to appear in one, many of us( out of love for her) seem to have more fear than favour for her job.

It is her job, please!

All I see here is publicity stunt. Which emotion is Wale Ojo claiming where more than 10 cast and 10 crew members are watching you on stage live.
what is the moral in acting such a scene or is she a devil advocate.
CelebritiesRe: Wale Ojo: My Sex Scenes With Omotola Jalade- Ekeinde In "Alter Ego" Were Real by jerk: 3:43pm On Jul 07, 2017
Jaqenhghar:
Do you know what Captain Ekeinde has been up to? Because he is married to a sexy woman doesnt mean he wont get bored or seek pleasures elswhere.
so u mean both have been fuckkin around grin
CelebritiesRe: Wale Ojo: My Sex Scenes With Omotola Jalade- Ekeinde In "Alter Ego" Were Real by jerk: 3:39pm On Jul 07, 2017
hmmmm, on top somebody's wife huh the man must surely had an erection.
PoliticsRe: If Buhari Dies Today, It's Because Nigerians Killed Him - APGA Chairman Ike Oye by jerk: 10:35am On Jan 27, 2017
If one man should die for multitude to be free let him die even jonah in the had to be thrown into the ocean for others to be free.
CrimeRe: Man Shares His Police Brutality Experience In Lagos (Pics + Video) by jerk: 1:10pm On Jan 07, 2017
Am just learning but my question is what wl happen if u unlock the phone?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Destroyed 'Fetish' Items In Anambra, Traditionalist Reacts (Photos) by jerk: 2:46pm On Jan 06, 2017
Ask yourself why there is no progress in that town,leave the priest alone. They need liberation and they will get it.
PhonesRe: 5 Interesting Things That Happen When You Abandon Social Media by jerk: 9:00am On Dec 23, 2016
true

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