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PoliticsRe: Effect Of Excess Salt In The Human Body. by jerk: 10:59am On Aug 08, 2014
good news for salt sellers.
Music/RadioRe: Great Artiste Sia And 7 Songs You Didn't Know She Wrote by jerk(op): 1:11pm On Aug 07, 2014
jerk: Diamonds" by Rihanna: In an interview with the New York Times, Sia (whose full name is Sia Furler) revealed that she wrote "Diamonds" in just 14 minutes. The song went on to top the Billboard Hot 100.

"Pretty Hurts" by Beyonce: Queen Bey's latest single could have been a Katy Perry song. According to Sia's interview with the NYT, she had originally written "Pretty Hurts" for Perry, but Perry missed her email! The song later went to Rihanna before Beyonce got wind of the track and snapped up the rights to it. After Bey's version gained some traction, Perry sent Sia a text that read: "I'm pretty hurt you never sent me this song." Sia's response? "Check your email."

"Cannonball" by Lea Michele: Sia sat down with Michele shortly after the Glee star lost her boyfriend, Cory Monteith, and ultimately wrote two songs for Michele’s debut album (the second is "If You Say So"wink. "I just felt that 'Cannonball' was the perfect first song for people to hear from this record," Michele told MTV News. "It just really explains where I am right now and it’s been such an inspirational song for me. It's been such a rock, such a source of strength for me." Sia shares writing credit with Benny Blanco on the song.

"Perfume" by Britney Spears: Spears co-wrote her latest hit with Sia. "I fell in love with the way she looks at life," Spears said of Sia. "There is a bit of darkness somewhere in there, but it doesn't come across in a frightening way." "Let Me Love You" by Ne-Yo: "'Let Me Love You' is that song means a lot to me. That's one of the very few co-writes I’ve ever done," Ne-Yo said in an interview last year. "It was an opportunity for me to step out of my comfort zone for a minute and just really try something new in regards to working with other writers." And yes, he’s definitely a Sia fan. "Her mastery of melody, from just the way that she works, her words and phrases, it's been incredible. And people are just now catching on! Y'all are late; everybody's late. It's been that way."

"Sexercise" by Kylie Minogue: "Sia is executive producer with me, which is amazing and a little dream come true, and there was a certain point on the album where we had countless songs, and she said, 'we need some sex on there...we need a hot song,'" Minogue told Spotify of her latest album, Kiss Me Once. "Next thing I know there's 'Sexy Love', 'Sexercise' and 'Les Sex'! And even looking at the album titles, trying to figure out what makes it on the album, I thought 'I can't really do that', and then I thought 'yeah, I really have to do that because they're all really great songs'. And I couldn't call them anything else, because that's what they are."

"Radioactive" by Rita Ora: Sia shared Ora's video on her Facebook page back in 2012, writing that she was "so proud" of the track and declaring: "Rita Ora SMASHES the vocal!" Sia shares a co-writing credit with producer Greg Kurstin on the track. It went on to be a global hit.

http://www.etonline.com/music/148473_7_songs_you_didn_t_know_sia_wrote/
she's got a very nice voice you can mistaken for Rihanna when you listen to some of her songs.
Music/RadioGreat Artiste Sia And 7 Songs You Didn't Know She Wrote by jerk(op): 1:06pm On Aug 07, 2014
Diamonds" by Rihanna: In an interview with the New York Times, Sia (whose full name is Sia Furler) revealed that she wrote "Diamonds" in just 14 minutes. The song went on to top the Billboard Hot 100.

"Pretty Hurts" by Beyonce: Queen Bey's latest single could have been a Katy Perry song. According to Sia's interview with the NYT, she had originally written "Pretty Hurts" for Perry, but Perry missed her email! The song later went to Rihanna before Beyonce got wind of the track and snapped up the rights to it. After Bey's version gained some traction, Perry sent Sia a text that read: "I'm pretty hurt you never sent me this song." Sia's response? "Check your email."

"Cannonball" by Lea Michele: Sia sat down with Michele shortly after the Glee star lost her boyfriend, Cory Monteith, and ultimately wrote two songs for Michele’s debut album (the second is "If You Say So"wink. "I just felt that 'Cannonball' was the perfect first song for people to hear from this record," Michele told MTV News. "It just really explains where I am right now and it’s been such an inspirational song for me. It's been such a rock, such a source of strength for me." Sia shares writing credit with Benny Blanco on the song.

"Perfume" by Britney Spears: Spears co-wrote her latest hit with Sia. "I fell in love with the way she looks at life," Spears said of Sia. "There is a bit of darkness somewhere in there, but it doesn't come across in a frightening way." "Let Me Love You" by Ne-Yo: "'Let Me Love You' is that song means a lot to me. That's one of the very few co-writes I’ve ever done," Ne-Yo said in an interview last year. "It was an opportunity for me to step out of my comfort zone for a minute and just really try something new in regards to working with other writers." And yes, he’s definitely a Sia fan. "Her mastery of melody, from just the way that she works, her words and phrases, it's been incredible. And people are just now catching on! Y'all are late; everybody's late. It's been that way."

"Sexercise" by Kylie Minogue: "Sia is executive producer with me, which is amazing and a little dream come true, and there was a certain point on the album where we had countless songs, and she said, 'we need some sex on there...we need a hot song,'" Minogue told Spotify of her latest album, Kiss Me Once. "Next thing I know there's 'Sexy Love', 'Sexercise' and 'Les Sex'! And even looking at the album titles, trying to figure out what makes it on the album, I thought 'I can't really do that', and then I thought 'yeah, I really have to do that because they're all really great songs'. And I couldn't call them anything else, because that's what they are."

"Radioactive" by Rita Ora: Sia shared Ora's video on her Facebook page back in 2012, writing that she was "so proud" of the track and declaring: "Rita Ora SMASHES the vocal!" Sia shares a co-writing credit with producer Greg Kurstin on the track. It went on to be a global hit.

http://www.etonline.com/music/148473_7_songs_you_didn_t_know_sia_wrote/
Christianity EtcRe: 20 Commandments Of Muhammad The Founder Of Islam. by jerk: 7:59am On Aug 01, 2014
pls can a Muslim confirm ths for us,am curious bcus if it happens to be true, then d world is in trouble. Even ur Muslim neighbour can kill u.
AgricultureRe: Interesting Facts About Rabbits (oryctolagus Cuniculus). by jerk: 7:53am On Aug 01, 2014
I breed rabbits when I was very young bt got a shock of my life when a Python made way into their cage and ate d female one and 4 of its young. I met d ugly thing d following morning inside the cage and I called my friends who helped me do justice to it.
I sold d remaining ones and couldn't continue
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Q-SAT: QUEEN OF SATELLITES? by jerk: 9:18pm On Jul 31, 2014
Pectoris: Mine (11g) had this exact problem too, searched for help everywhere on the internet to no avail, upgraded, downgraded, the problem still existed so I decided to uncouple it to see if there was any connection problem (I don't have any idea about electronic repairs) . I unscrewed it and opened it up and touched one wire or d other with d screw driver while d decoder was switched on (it was running on UPS to avoid electric shock), I cleaned d inside panel with spirit and the problem was solved. Till today I can't say what exactly was the problem, but I was able to fix it by just cleaning and touching some connections. Warning/Disclaimer: Do not open it if u don't know what to do, you might damage ur decoder, I took the risk, I was ready for any outcome. And be careful of electric shock.
tanks for d enlightenment,i never knw i wl meet anyone wt d same issue here., I can nw feel a sigh of relief knowing u eventually got over it.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Q-SAT: QUEEN OF SATELLITES? by jerk: 2:13pm On Jul 30, 2014
Am having some problem wt my qsat 11g recently and i dont know if it was infected by a virus.
My qsat always decrease the volume to 0 now wtout me doing so and whenever such is happening,increasing the volume will nt work bcus it wll decrease immediately i drop the remote. I can't change station too bcus all will be scrolling up and down wtout stopping.
I hv downgraded and upgraded to the present software yet it keeps happening.,i dnt enjoy it bcus of the absence of volume on it.
i really need help on what to do frm you guys.
EducationRe: Anambra To Close 486 Exam Miracle Centres by jerk: 11:00am On Jul 22, 2014
lekkie073: I could remember vividly the principal of the school I served in awka-etiti begging me to prepare examination solutions for her students those days. I was like .......wtf!
are u sure of wat u hv just said?
CultureRe: Any Regret Not Knowing How To Speak Your Dialect? by jerk: 10:56am On Jul 22, 2014
Speaking ur mother tongue is very important and should be the first language u suppose to be fluent in.
Last year my cousin was asked to offer vote of thanks to people that attended his wedding bt he couldn't do that in his native tongue and he was embarrassed by the MC.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 25 Of The Most Creative Sculptures And Statues From Around The World by jerk: 9:39am On Jul 16, 2014
5 % 19 are my favorite bt all are amazing, i cn just pick my best,bt if i hv i wl choose number ....
BusinessRe: PHCN Estimated Billing Is Closing Down So Many Small Bussinesses by jerk: 3:59pm On Jul 15, 2014
maasoap: People like me back then were saying no to privatisation of PHCN but we were called different names by Jonathanians. Privatisation of public assets in Nigeria mean two things: those who want to privatise it have interests in the assets, then exploitation will be order of the day. Imagine the power investors making between N500 and N1500 monthly in the name of Fixed Charge. It means even if they are generating zero energy every month, they will still be generating revenue. Fresh air, enjoy while it lasts.
tnk u my brother for this statement...,no one should complain.
Car TalkShould I Go For High Profile Tyres Any Advantage? by jerk(op): 5:05pm On Jul 10, 2014
I bought a tokunbo peugeot 307 and it came wt factory 205/50 r16 tyre and i noticed that the movement of the vehicle is nt as smooth as my old golf mk3 wt 185/70 r14 tyre.It doesn't absorb pot holes even the little ones and my shocks are okay confirmed by d mechanic.
My question is that should i migrate to higher profile tyres and reduce the rim size to 15, does high profile tyres makes the vehicle more smooth in driving expecially against bumps and pot holes.?
Car TalkWhat Are The Issues With Golf 4 by jerk(op): 10:18pm On Aug 15, 2013
I noticed that the price of volkswagen golf 4 is coming down so fast and lots of previous owners are selling theirs at a ridiculous prices. When compare wt its predecessor golf 3 u wl notice that the former is even increasing in price and demand.
What might be the reason for this,i need someone to educate me cuz am planning of getting one.
Foreign AffairsRe: Egypt Declares State Of Emergency (pictures) by jerk: 9:20pm On Aug 15, 2013
more pics

Foreign AffairsRe: Egypt Declares State Of Emergency (pictures) by jerk: 9:15pm On Aug 15, 2013
gory

Christianity EtcRe: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by jerk: 10:48pm On Aug 11, 2013
nanizle: I thought pastor chris said masturbation is not a sin?? undecided undecided undecided undecided
Anyway congrats. grin grin grin grin grin

FashionRe: Face Turn And Peace Sign - Another Photo Posing Trend by jerk: 1:06pm On Aug 10, 2013
trae_z: In continuation of "Pouting - The New Photo Posing Trend" how about face turns?

Girls of nowadays just can't take a picture smiling and looking straight (like the guy in the pic below). Coupled with the stupid peace sign at every opportunity that sh**t is so damn annoying!

Front page please.
why do some people always beg for front page,are u guys going to win an award for it? lipsrsealed
TravelRe: GOL Airline To Begin Flights To Lagos by jerk: 10:28am On Aug 09, 2013
DG guys go smile
Technology MarketRe: HTC VELOCITY 4G For For 31k..call 08038940607 For Enq by jerk: 10:17am On Aug 09, 2013
does it come wt removable battery
Technology MarketRe: World's Smallest Power Inverter by jerk: 10:06am On Aug 09, 2013
feflo: Introducing the world’s smallest inverter, it’s so small that six of it will enter a normal laptop bag
i.e. the 1000W and yet so powerful. You don’t need a deep cycle battery and bogus rewiring of the house, it’s more like plug and play. Just connect the output to any socket in your house and it’s good to go.
A 1000W using a fully charged 75AH car battery will power
1. 32’ LCD TV
2. 2 Ceiling fans
3. Home Theater
Simultaneously for 6-7hrs and the same battery can still be used to start your car the next day. It will last way longer if you use bigger battery.
It comes with a smart pulse charger that will not only charge your battery but also repair the damaged cells of the battery. The 8000W will power 2 to 3 Air conditioners with other loads.
For more info contact FEMI on 08023662352.

I am having difficulty posting pictures.
do u deliver outside lagos?
ComputersRe: What Is Your Average Download Speed? by jerk: 7:42pm On Aug 08, 2013
mine is airtel

Car TalkNeeds Help Concerning Car AC by jerk(op): 11:39am On Jun 29, 2013
Pls what are the challenges am going to face as regards buying non factory fitted aircondition car,I plan fixing it later.
Technology MarketRe: Circuit Atlantic - Any Hope For This? by jerk: 7:44pm On Jun 27, 2013
stainless321: I wish I had read this before my friend used circuit atlantic. Her goods have been stuck with the for 5 weeks now and all shes been given are stories and excuses. She has nearly been depressed as she has her customers funds tied down. They are totally horrible, extremely in fact. And boy can dey give stories. Please help spread the word, this company will destroy your business and you as well. Let no one trust them please. Please spread the word.
easy,why are you so rude embarassed since they hv explained the cause of the delay why nt accept it that way. Truly,such delays is one area they should work on bt as far as their services is concern,they are good.i hv never had a regret shopping wt them.
CultureRe: What Part Of Igboland Are You From. by jerk: 8:47pm On Jun 25, 2013
1bunne4lif: Well, i'm from arondizuogu. Izuogu mmammanu!!
which part,ejezie,akunwanta,iheme,aniche?
CrimeRe: Photo:giant Snake Swallows Woman Alive In South Africa? by jerk: 11:50pm On Jun 14, 2013
terrible
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Go To Church by jerk: 6:48pm On Jun 10, 2013
Celesent: Please i want to know.
i go to cele cos i want to be saint. cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Fornication or Adultery which one am I into? by jerk: 7:01pm On Jun 02, 2013
@op u hv complex issue here..
1.u are married bt nt yet wedded,sex wt ur wife is nt a sin.
2.if u continue having sex wt other girls nt ur wife,u are then committing adultery.
Reasons,everyone knw u are married..
Summary,u are guilty of both.traditionally ur committing adultery bt according to church law u are fornicating.
RomanceRe: Friends After Turning Down A Marriage Proposal? by jerk: 8:58am On Jun 02, 2013
dubem3: You must know first of all that no man just wakes up walks up to any lady and proposes to her.
Haven said that, marriage is the peak of any relationship between a man and a woman. If you turn down my proposal for marriage, what exactly are we supposed to be doing together? Playing soccer?
Did I perceive you think of asking her again? Jeeeez!!! Have you lost your mind? That single No has sent more messages to my head in a split second than all the lessons I've learnt my entire life.
Oh! I have a big ego? Let it be.
I will not get angry, I will leave downcast like a defeated man knowing how much time and resources I have wasted on a....
I will not call the man that gets angry foolish either. Its called emotions. I'll just ask him to hold himself together and try elsewhere.
SHIT HAPPENS
I disagree wt u on d proposal part,hvnt u see men that proposes to a woman d same day the met and all went well and they are happily married.There is a different btw proposal and acceptance which she wl always ask u to gv her time.
PoliticsRe: Afenifere To Boko Haram: Our Ancestors Will Finish You by jerk: 7:55pm On Mar 26, 2013
very weak set of people.
Technology MarketRe: No1 Shopping Portal Circuit Atlantic Wears A New Look: Tell Us What You Think. by jerk:
may be i wl try again after d changes coz my previous purchases was a great loss to me. I discovered that all d wears and perfumes i bought were 20% higher than market price here due to ur high shipping cost and other additional charges.
I discovered that additional cost in delivering outside Lagos is much wen compared picking from ur office.
Bt i wl nt fail to commend on ur services which is second to none,i never regreted on d items i bought bcus i got exactly wat i ordered for in good form bt wl be more happy if u wl do sm adjustment as u promised in ur charges.
Technology MarketRe: N3,000 Special SIM Cards For UNLIMITED Browsing On laptop/pc/phone/tablets by jerk: 11:16am On Mar 20, 2013
dc555: Guys have been disturbing me to teach them how to prepare the SIMs. So i have decided to give out the secret to ONLY ONE PERSON in each state of the Federation. This is my own FRESH AIR to the Nigerian youth8-)8-)8-). Such a person must be honest, highly coded and classified, knows how to keep secrets and does not talk too much. I'm giving it out on a first come first serve basis. Call or e-mail so i can let u know the Price and other details.
hw are u sure ur nt going to gv it out to an MTN staff?
Technology MarketRe: N3,000 Special SIM Cards For UNLIMITED Browsing On laptop/pc/phone/tablets by jerk: 2:08pm On Mar 12, 2013
wen u get d etisalat or glo own let me knw.

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