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Martinez19,

You might not know this but Kingebukasblog was really important to the religion section. The guy made many christians to see how hollow religious arguments could be.

1. Yahoo boys usually have one or 2 mugus at a time. Pastors maintain a congregation of hundreds of mugus

2. Yahoo boys (G plus) eat shite themselves as part of their rituals while pastors make others eat grass and manure.

3. Yahoo boys will buy you bottles of alcohol in the club. Pastors will sell you holy water or anointing oil

4. Yahoo boys fear the law in form of SARS. Pastors are small men with Big Gods who fear no man

5. Yahoo boys are not limited to any country (every mugu is accepted). Pastors dont preach in Saudi Arabia, China and Iraq.

6. Yahoo boys fly first class at most. Pastors waste money on private jets

7. Yahoo boys usually sell high end gadgets like Iphones (obtained in from mugus) at low prices. Pastors sell cheap materials like pamphlets and oils at inflated prices.




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Yet another troll chasing auntie ishilove. Na from village dem dey follow her?

iamJ:
bullshit, you can't trace a torrent file, the servers are scattered all over the world, the company just want to sack the guy, beta fake excuse, the real piracy kings are Americans, who do you think harvest those series and upload them?

Bryan12:
Finally someone made sense.

See them.

Viking007:
To those of us that download movies while at work using "free WiFi", well please do so with sense. I don't know how this happened, but a colleague is currently in a deep mess because he used his torrent account to download a series that according to the owners is not yet out. They are threatening a law suit all the way from Hollywood. How they managed to trace his IP directly to his desk I don't know.

Very good.

I hope more cheapskate employees get caught.


Nigerian employees- always looking for how to milk a company dry.

Beorn:
American Animals 6.5/10

The worst assembled band of thieves. Very amateur. Had absolutely no clue on how to rob.

Worse than Tokyo and Rio huh? Worse than money heist heh?

KoiceReloaded:
Don't even compare the two, they're worlds apart.

Scofield doesn't have plot armor. In prison, he kept T-Bag and the rest of gen-pop sexual predators at bay, by currying protection from a mafioso. His intelligence never stopped him from making plot defining mistakes. He got caught multiple times, remember. His mistakes are relatable because it's the sort of mistake an average person would make in similar situations in real life, after all, no living being is infallible.


... unless, it's the professor, of course. Modaf**ka is ensconced in a 13 foot thick titanium plot armor. The f**ker is so untouchable, that no matter how him, Tokyo and friends manage to f**k things up, he always seem to find his feet, whilst conveniently turning the unfavorable situation into an advantage. Gimme a break.

The professor made mistakes. He got caught by the assistant to the inspector (the guy that ended up in a coma). He even got caught by the inspector due to the clown hair.

As for your Micheal Scofield, he entered prison as a fresh guy and nothing happened to him. Its been long since I watched prison break and so, I cant remember the plot holes.

In reality, Scofield's escape plan would have leaked to more prisoners or even the guards. There were too many blindspots for such a prison facility

Beorn:
I decided to overlook that particular scene because sometimes, out of sheer luck, it's possible for Tokyo to escape those rain of bullets and for Moscow to get hit by a bullet. Shits_ like that happen, but explain this part for me: After the Inspector interrogated and found out the truth from Salva, she was about to take him to the police station only for Salva while being HANDCUFFED to systemically turn around and start strangling Inspector to unconsciousness while she HAD A GUN AND COULD'VE SHOT HIM ANYWHERE TO CAUSE BODY HARM AND FORCED HIM TO FREE HER. Instead she didn't use the gun and allowed Salva to choke her to unconsciousness. I just can't deal with the childish acting. SMDH!!

She did it for love.

Also, in a chokehold, the first instinct is to reach for your throat.

KoiceReloaded:
Yup.

It is like you aren't in naija. Cool

KoiceReloaded:
Like I often say, if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's a frigging duck. The show has all the attributes of a typical telenovela.

- Spanish language. Check
- Romance. Check
- Melodrama. Check
- Plot sensationalism. Check

Contrary to popular opinion, I deem the professor the dumbest of the lot. In a real life situation, he's history. And to think some people were even comparing him to peak Michael Schofield of Prison Break fame? Truly mind boggling.

As if Scofield is any more realistic.

Scofield's fine ass would have been slacked by a big deek in prison from day 1.


There is nothing wrong in Romance and melodrama especially when it is mixed with action.

Oga, yes we know the drama that Spanish telenovelas have. But this one tried at least.

If you want to compare this with prison break, then remember that everyone in prison break was dumb except from Scofield.

Beorn:
I'm in season 2 episode 4 of Lacasa de Papel and I've truly understood why you suddenly disliked the show. The crew are amongst the most weakly assembled robbery crew I can think of. So damn childish, emotionally weak with childish tantrums. They, with the exception of Berlin, Nairobi, and the Serbians brothers are annoyingly melodramatic. After months of practice, from the first day, they couldn't wait to showcase their stupidity.

The directors and producers made the whole series childish by extending it to the second season only to add unnecessary fillers that looked like scenes straight outta Nollywood. In the episode 4 I just finished watching that has gotten me seething with rage, the dumbass_ called Tokyo, clueless of where to hide while awaiting for the professor to pick her call, out of all the plans she could think of, decided to ride back to the bank surrounded by large number of police and SWATs, and then rode through hundreds of bullets aimed at her from all angles UNTOUCHED while Moscow got hit even from a safer position. And this BS is what the directors shamelessly directed for intelligent humans to watch? WTF?!! Is Tokyo Neo in Matrix or what? And she did all that because of some stupid love? Good Lord!! And the producers still want to churn out more of this childish plotlines for the third season?

To all those that over-hyped this Spanish heist love story, take am!!!

You no like am but you reach season 2?


The series is good abeg. The overdramatic ploy is the only letdown.

KoiceReloaded:
Hopefully, this one won't disappoint me like The Nun did.

The nun is out? Did you watch it in cinemas?

statusquoante:
They are not religions per se
Christianity started from creation actually.

Are you paid to make dumb comments?

Who told you that christianity started from creation? Even the moses in your bible was not a christian.

nonsense

KoiceReloaded:
The sketch Black Widow did say something that gave me pause. I've thought about it since, and then did a research on it.

"Why does it always rain in Gotham City and the backdrop perpetually groomy and dark?"

Gotham City is modeled after London, Detroit and New York City. It gets the Skyscrapers from New York City, the gloom from Detroit, and the rain from London.


On Shazam, DCEU have finally learned from the superior MCU that humor sells. Things don't have to be dark and forlorn all the time. Spice that sh*t up with well-placed humor and stuff, and for good measure.

Interesting. London alone has the gloom and rain. lol

In other news, Predator comes out next week!

orisa37:
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Hitler was Satan Incarnate.

MuttleyLaff:
Hitler was a tool
and a pair of idle hands in the devil's workshop

Hitler was also a Christian

KoiceReloaded:
Damn! That was brutal. I almost feel sorry for DC fans. See as Conan reduced almighty Batman to a hapless ridicule piece. Even Black Widow owned him. Chai.

DC is now trying to be more funny or comedic with Shazam.

Let's hope it is not another Green Lantern

frank317:
U sometimes have to wonder if these religious folks are not outrightly mad

Religion is the opium of the people.

That is why some of these religious folks seem high

. I hate Ronaldo. So I'm happy.

up barca

DandeNumeruno:
RDJ nearly drank away his career but recovered remarkably well and now is currently the highest paid actor in hollywood. how the turntables. Mark can turn it around too. he's only one oscar worthy movie away from recovering his mojo.

I hope so. I love Mark Wahlberg. No homo

Daeylar:


don't mind him, out of all the problems we have in Nigeria, it's Gays that he wants Christina and Muslims to arise and fight against

It is a case of misplaced priority.

DandeNumeruno:
fact is Mark is no longer an A-lister.He's been on a shitty run of form for a very long time.

The guy can come back. See Robert Downey Jr.

mekaprime:
The guy was the reason the last 2 transformers movies sucked. The movie's biggest mistake was letting Shia LaBeouf & the whole original cast in 1&2 go, it was really hard for them continuing the story from dark of the moon.

Transformers get story? The plot is not important abeg. People watch the movies to see robots fighting. Lol.


But on a serious note, Mark Wahlberg is just on a bad run. Some actors have up and downs.

Robert Downey Jr for example. The guy's career seemed over until Ironman and Sherlock Holmes. This was about a decade hiatus

statusquoante:
Trump upholds pro Christian values.

He is far better than Hillary!

You can see how you do not use your brain.

What is now the difference between you and a Muslim who voted for Bihari so that Sharia law can be expanded.

statusquoante:
Sure. Always have been. Any reasonable and godly person will.

Trump cheated on his wife with a prostitute.

Trump grabs women by the p4ssy.


Trump has said racist things to his black employees.



But Trump is somehow the choice of a God fearing man.

Religious people are more likely to be ignorant

DandeNumeruno:
it's not laziness that is the problem, the thing be say the guy no dey marketable again. He longer has the x factor.

Jesus! See as you guys just reduce Mark Wahlbergs status.


Wasn't the guy in transformers?

statusquoante:
Sharrap!

Since Trump became president, homosexuality has been on the backfoot in the USA.

Even prisoners have rights!!

You are a Trump supporter?

Damn. This country is finished. The lowness of IQ in this country is alarming.

statusquoante:
Trash!

The first book ever to be printed is the Bible and it remains the world's bestseller.

America does NOT accept gays. All the other countries in the list are inconsequential.

Open ritual killings were the norm in Africa before Christianity came.

Christianity is superior to every other religion because it centres around a God figure - Jesus.

You are amazing.

So you could post this ignorant trash when there is Google that you can use to check and confirm that you are 100 percent wrong?

Simple googling "gay rights in America" would have shown you that gays have rights in America.

statusquoante:
Says who?

Virtually all fundamental common laws come from the Bible.

America, Russia and China don't accept gays. Leave atheists out of this for now.

Really?

There are two problems with that.

1. There are many religions that came before Christianity. In fact, Christianity copied a lot from other religions


2. No one needs the bible to know that murder is wrong. Were your Nigerian ancestors raping and killing themselves before white Christians came in the 16th century?



America accepts gays.


Here are the top developed countries in the world (they support gays)

Norway, Australia, Switzerland, Germany, Denmark.


Yout shithole country that hates gays is far behind them

behold2017:
end time is here

Gays have been around for thousands of years.

End time my foot

statusquoante:
No I won't.
The Bible is supreme. It says homosexuality is a sin.

The Bible is supreme? Is that why all developed countries don't use it to set laws?

Is that why all developed countries accept gays and atheists?

Brains1990:
you are an idiot.

Truth dey pain!