₦airaland Forum

Nonexisting1:
Your wife get sense pass you. Her decision not to go to the pastor for nonsense deliverance was superb. I suggest you change your mentality from its current state. People lose their means of livelihoods everyday. The smart ones go about looking for other means to survive but the foolish ones go about looking for solutions in prayer and spiritual houses. Tell your wife I say well done for not following you about to prayer houses like mumu.

With all due respect Sir. You're just too stupid sir.

Female because of Male

Problem dey disguise like peace.

My brother, her toto dey scratch her. Disvirgin ( that's if she's one) her and her eye go clear.


On a second thought, you either choose this girl or your job. Choose one now.

I don't know why Dj Cuppy turns me off sexually. I lose the urge to have sex when I see her. Worst case when I see her skin.

Finally, Cuppy is expired.

Even with her money, she could not get a man to marry her. Shame on her.

Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman.

zexy2030:
Only if u understand the power of virginity and early marriage. There won't be promiscuous women as much as this.

From mine understanding, close one of ur eyes and imagine how u can read with one conveniently.

A sealed woman can't be promiscuous if she was uncovered after marriage.

But most women in Nigeria. Lost it too early.

You're smart.

Merch:
wtf are you saying blud? You should take your meds, it’s past 9pm

I'm sharing real truth. Instead of you to learn, you're saying rubbish.

She looks like a good girl. And judging by the frame of her body, I think she's a virgin.
I would have said congrats but I get the feeling that you will break apart in the next 7 years or you manage the frustration she will bring.

Either way, you're doomed if she's not a VIRGIN when you met her.
Ciao!

Medianna:
Nothing special
It may just be because of your uniform. Its very common to get a free ride when you're wearing that uniform. But I don't know why old men are after you sha

Babe let's meet up. I would love a BJ.

In my many years of dating, I have come to discover that a woman's vag!na is as wide as her mouth.
Her mouth also give a glimpse of the shape of her vag!na.
So, those women you see with very wide mouth actually have a very wide vag!na.


Moral lesson: if you know you're having an average sized d!ck (or smaller rode), please avoid a woman with wide mouth or else sex will be boring for her. She will complain to her friends that you're a one minute man not knowing that it is her vag that is too wide.


If you have a very huge rode, avoid a woman with small mouth or else she will run from you because of sex. She will complain to her friends that sex with you is too painful and that you want to kill her.


Look at the month of a girl and look at your d!ck before you ask her to be your girlfriend.

(Don't forget: fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman. Only her deserves your love and devotion).

Spicycat:

I know what's happening here.
You regret losing your virginity the way you did. You wish you're still a virgin and you knew yoiu wish can not be granted because virginity can not be replaced.

What is Fvcked can not be unfvcked. And that pains you.

Just as what is Fvcked can not be unfvcked, so is virginity.
Your glory lost can not be returned!

Enjoy what's left of you. Hopefully, one idiot will marry you and regret.

Aguiyimba:
Drop your dad's phone number make i confirm something.

Truly, I would have. But he is the Commission for Higher Education in Anambra State.

Social media have advantages but my dear brothers, if you don't want to be frustrated in life, please marry a woman who doesn't give two shits about social media.

If you marry a woman with heavy social media presence, you will live your life in frustration.
And you know what's worst? You will leave your inheritance (all you have worked for) for children fathered by another man.

Marry a virgin and see how blissful your home will be.

Whether Igbo or Yoruba, Hausa or Ibibio, the only thing that can guarantee you a happy home free of torments and frustration is a virgin woman.

I don't know if Tinubu will win and I don't know if Atiku will win but what I do know for sure is that Kwankwaso will not become president of Nigeria come 2023.

For a peaceful home you can return to after work, find and marry a virgin.

The economy is hard. The last thing you need right now is a woman who still wish (is or wants ) to fvck her ex.

Aguiyimba:
Marry a virgin and give birth to children who will make you proud not children who will be behaving like your wife's ex (most non virgins were disvirgined by 'bad boys')

I hope you include your mother and sisters

My dad is always proud that he married my mom as a virgin and all my sisters took after her.

Girls who fvck around are a copy of their mothers.

This boy is definitely a product of mixed sperm cells of different men.

Marry a virgin and give birth to children who will make you proud not children who will be behaving like your wife's ex (most non virgins were disvirgined by 'bad boys')


Many men are currently training bastards thinking they're are training their children.

Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin.

Autobot05:
Just last year .. around my birthday
She was a friend tho .. but I didn't want to go further with her ( no regrets )
She later confirmed that she enjoyed it..
I was already too old for that tho lmao

What's with this stupid "though. Though"?
It's not even grammatically correct.
Mtcheeeeew

It sounds worst when a black man uses it.

kingkoboko:
abeg let's 4get all these oyibo series & talk about our made in naija SELINA TESTED.

i think it's very underrated wallahi.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7BJe_a-YxjM

What is this one saying?

La click. La bend.

Tzar91:
Na how to get the virgin be the wahala

When you're ready to marry, read this.
https://www.nairaland.com/7345496/places-find-virgin-woman

JERRY1925:
Lol, oga find woman wey get sense o. Hmm, talking from experience. And make sure as a man u can provide o. Because virgin or no virgin women no like hunger.

If she get sense, you go meet her as a virgin.

Miltonz123:
How do one find a virgin girl?

https://www.nairaland.com/7345496/places-find-virgin-woman
Read this.

Gaybriel.

Brush1:
Please bro where are they in this country?

You want to find a virgin?
Read this
https://www.nairaland.com/7345496/places-find-virgin-woman

To have a peaceful marriage, marry a virgin woman.
Do otherwise and suffer torments in your marriage.

OceanRed:
HOW ARE WE GOING TO FIND VIRGIN FOR MARRIAGE IN THIS AGE?

You want to find a virgin?
Read this:
https://www.nairaland.com/7345496/places-find-virgin-woman

OceanRed:
Oga ,how we wan take see virgin na? most girls don tear finish abi we no go marry?

Read this when you're ready to marry
https://www.nairaland.com/7292532/virgin-man-virgin-woman-same

Merch:
lol simps will always learn the hard way

Gbam!

Flamemignon1:
This is the dumbest and most sexist shit I've heard all day

You're welcome.

Sex is psychological.
I have once stared at girl in my room and she cum in her pants.


I moved close and UnCloth her. To my surprise, she has already cum.
She became very weak to the point that she couldn't move her hands nor her legs.

I couldn't fvck her again sef. I just lay beside her and slept off.

That na just by looking at her o. Imagine what will happen to her if I dip my pen!s in her.
She later told me that she has been avoiding me because she was scared of having sex with me.

Op, train your mind to be sexually active.

Bad luck for Facebook employees.

When you marry a woman who has opened her legs for another man before you, you will definitely experience bad luck in your marriage.

Only a marriage with a virgin woman brings good fortune and peace of mind.


Virgins are hard to find because NOTHING GOOD COMES EASY.

Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman. Only she deserves your love and devotion.

I don't know if Tinubu will win or not but what I know is that Kwankwaso will not become the President of Nigeria come 2023.

I know that. He knows that. His supporters know that and everyone on nairaland knows that too.