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Agbebakun22:
cumrade no be like dis we talk nah. This vawulence weh u dey cook abeg reduce am lol

You get another pot mok we share am?

BigYash:
Even the one that follows her parents home na hoe too,except na still underage.Even under aged don dey Bleep pass married women these days.. E get any girl when dey uni wen no dey Bleep.. From 100 level till 4L ,na one preek she Bleep? They are all hoes

You're wrong for generalizing.

wolesmile:
I'd seriously recommend you watch 24

I will get that movie.

When you're alive, what good have you contributed to humanity? Make hin use you abeg.

You see girls with that kind belly ehhh, they are quick to anger.
Na who Dem go kill dem dey find o. No allow girl with that kind belly be your wife ooo.

Do not date any girl in the following units.
1. Choir (CM don chop the beautiful ones and the ugly ones are nightmares).
2. Usher ( na coded runs girls Dem be).
3. Girls who doesn't follow their parents home or who came to the church alone (na men she come find. You no want public pvssy)

Date a girl who always follow her parents home after service. That's a good girl.

Where is the picture of the engine?

God bless America.

sayoddy:
Pls scholars, help me (though, it was given to my son but I'm the one cracking brain �) solve this with explanation . It must be submitted on Monday

Have you been delivered of your baby?

Add 11 to a number on the left to get a he correspondending number on the right.

Subtract 11 from a number on the right to get the corresponding number on the left.

66 + 11 = 77.

1000 Likes for Jesus Abeg.

Zonefree:
Which of the partners

Awon set Omo woke don come. Cheaters association.

Corridon:
Sweet dick. .

Your relationship na pornographic story?

asanausana91:
better get used to it, Atiku is your president.

Kenkenso is your president

In respect to this guy https://www.nairaland.com/7338430/girlfriend-saved-contact-bestie-should .

Me: All the girls I have ever dated in my life saved my number with my first name - Dayo.

What did your partner save your name with?

What did your pastor preach about? What did you learn in church today?

Did you encounter Christ? Tell the world about Him.



Jesus is The Lord of lords, The King of kings and The Master of the Universe.
Nothing can stand against Him.

Happy Sunday!

ggood:
Atiku will not win

A vote for Atiku is a vote
To squander Nigeria money

Atiku himself knew he can't win.
Kenkenso Knew he too can't win.
Obi that is making noise, I hope his people have PVC.
BAT is a very stupid fellow. He's dead on arrival.

You mean Hausa girl can date multiple men at a time?
But they men will chop kitten nah.

irasshaimase.
Thats japanese for welcome.

If you get this kinda attitude from girls then your first contact with them was a disaster.

Try to let her know from the first encounter that you have a life which is not dependent on her pvssy.
Treat her like she doesn't matter in your life but you're just trying to help her and she will show up anytime you call.
In fact, she will be the one to ask "do you want me to come over?"

Racoon:
So much solemnity for a mere mortal. Just wonder what may be happening to her soul @ present on the other side of life.

There is no other side.
You're a raccoon so you wouldn't know.

Nothing beats that 2018.
For 2018 hit like.
For 2022 hit share.

15k

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo[/color]

Do you get heads?

Komoscofield:
Then comes quadrillion, quintrillion,
sextillion, septillion, octillion, nonillion, and decillion.

This is it.
One bottle of COVID-19 for you.

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Oyinbo like easy.

imagrg:
Someone once gave me this advice when the lady I cared so much for left me for a Casanova. When she was dumped, she wanted a reunion which I heartily declined.

I adopted this nonchalance in other relationship and my now late wife was all over me and wanted a serious relationship which I obliged.

The marriage blossomed for 25 years until she unceremoniously passed on last year leaving me heartbroken.

This method worked while I was much younger. In my late 50s, I think I have become more subtle and affectionate now.

I believe on Nairaland, people having my kind of demeanour are called, SIMPs.

What's your say on this?

I think you're 52 but your brain is 13.

Na your phone?
Give am him thing or give am pvssy. He no fit lose both.
The old man wise sha.

Many guys are actually tired of Thier girlfriends they don't just know how to end the relationship that's why they're still in it.
Some are just pitying the girl. Others are waiting for the right partner.