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Ybaby:
SMH



It will break your heart to know the things your mum got up to before and after marriage..... Is it because those days no camera phone and xender

Your mum was known in town as jagunlabi the village bicycle who will later raise a son she did not train to respect women....

The boys referred to her as hop on hop off.... Every boy rode her back then... They bent her over under the tree, put her back down in the market, held her two legs up in the bolekaja trailer... She was wild

Now learn to respect women. The women you disrespect are someone mum today or tomorrow.

Women are the passage to earth.... "Your any man is free to enter" mum should have taught you to respect women.

Read my comment again. This time do it slowly.

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Mrkindness:
Let stop this stupidity Everytime Africa this Africa that, what of France president,other Western countries and European countries president they were also in a macapolo bus.

You mean to tell me that Putin entered bus?
Lie.

Biden na headboy
Others are just perfect.

Ybaby:
How are you sure your dad is your dad? You look alike ABI? Because if you don't have a DNA document stating you are your dad's child then you may be a baastard....most likely a basstard

My dad was the only man my mom fvcked throughout her childbearing age.
Her family keep their daughters clean until they meet their men. They even check for evidence of virginity after the wedding night. If she isn't a virgin, the wedding will be dissolved.

Women can die for money. Why not kill them for the money?

If a girl turn you down and you're ashamed to collect all you bought or gave her, then you're a disgrace to your mother's private parts.

Rozross:
Very stupid man, was she under any obligation to marry you or did she put a knife on your throat to cough out money? They should kill him same way he killed the girl

She committed emotional fraud and she lost her life. Serves her right. All her dreams, ambition and goals in life are wasted.
May her soul continue to suffer in hell.

Chnbanc:
Now u gonna rot in jail or
Possibly a death sentence!!
All because of püssy...
Don't trust them püssy.
Fück and move on
Never try to personalize
A general property..

The stupid girl will rot in hell too.
She thought she's smart but she cut her life short.

siofra:


What is so hard in taking care of another man's child

"Many families will not wear the same color of asoebi this December."
This line gives me joy.

neonly:
Abi ooooo
Dis kind thing almost happened to me too in those days
A girl I was dating then didn't want anything to do again with her ex
Ex come dey treating her
Na so she and her freind come ask me say Wetin I go do
I just tell dem say when they meet themselves was I der so what my buzz Naso they just shout der mouth
Guess d girl must have manipulate d guy go fight on her behave
Me I can't fight for any women in dis world again I learn d hard way

The criminal stupid. He will be in jail while the Aisha will be moaning to the penis of another man.

kelspinall:
freestyle him..if he can't respect your child

Why should he respect her son?
Why can't she look for the father of the bastard child?
She needs someone to pickup her mistake. The man sef stupid for having anything serious with a single mother.

MaryAye:
I met this guy where I normally get my fruits for biz. We got talking and exchanged contact.

He seems to be a nice guy but when I told him I had a son and narrated the circumstances behind his birth and my life, he told me he was cool with it.

Of lately, I noticed he talks ills of my son and assume it's a joke. I will try to shade it off but he repeated it again after the church service yesterday.

I'm considering giving him a chance because he's cool but his singular act of insulting and shouting at my son when he comes to my shop seem to disturb me.

Please, do you think his behaviour is a red flag or not?

You want to give him a chance because you have no other option. He's the only man stupid enough to want anything serious with a single mother.

Now you sound as if you're still a treasure.
Madam, take him like that or he leaves you. Either way, you lose one. You can keep your son and a good man.

So choose, your son or a man.

The man sef stupid o. How hin go wan date single mother? (Maybe hin wan chop clean mouth ni sha)

Canih28:
Don't we have qualified Nigerians to do the job that they emply outsiders?

No wonder there is no jobs at all.

Shut up!
Your people that have corruption engraved in their DNA or the stupid youths who only think of how to sleep with women?
Or he should employ your useless family members?

Be happy that at least, one governor is working.
Go to the North and see how their leaders made life difficult for them.

[quote author=Jeon post=116800996][/quote]Wait a minute. What are you trying to say?

DailyRider:
See this one.
You dey look am and e dey go.

This is how lots of you miss opportunities.

I've been there before.
Guys, don't register o.
Nobody gives free money in Nigeria. They will use your info to scam you one day. Many be not today but someday.
They will pretend to be someone you know.

We don't want kenkenso. We want Datti.

Scam!

Almost does not kill a bird.

I hear say hin like pvssy well well (me sef like toto). Abeg na true?

If money grow on trees, women will marry monkeys.

fati2001:
Why not? when ur life is useless.

Your name is victor divine barde from Taraba.
The only child of your mother.
You came in to this World as a stillbirth or dead beat baby.
A sickle like you
Fugly like a bowheadwhale
or Blobfish.
4. You have been poisoned by step mom
5. You have a step mother
6. Was rejected by your father and his family
7. You troll with TECNO Java phone lacking memory card.
8 Your mother is shedding pepper under the sun.
9. Your mom has been harassed by someone.
10. Was knocked out with 3 blows on his way to buy 20 N sugar.
11. You said your abuser must file 20k while your uncle sent you 200k that every week.
12. Nature did gave you mosquito voice as a man..
13 The goat's fone number 07087697805
14 The goat's account number 2105436124 UBA



Your head is too heavy and bigger for the neck go for surgery.

Demn!
If I were the guy, I will just leave nairaland for you.
You finished him completely.
Demn! See casting.

What was she wearing when you approached her for a relationship?
What you see is what you get.

Brighton1:
My girlfriend is highly enthusiastic, she's so beautiful, slim tall with straight legs and nice curves, very fair in complexion, glowing skin, highly disciplined, she's not just a church goer but a true believer, she's a chorister in her church, her voice is magnificent. She is an angel living among humans. A female of incredible beauty with or without makeup and I really want my unborn kids to look like her.

But what is causing big problem between us is her way of dressing. She dresses like an old woman. Infact when Faith Oyedepo said ladies should stop dressing like grandmas while looking for husband, she was single handedly referring to my girlfriend.

All her skirts are so big like parachute, her shoes seems like what she inherited from her great grandmother, only God knows where she got those shoes from, she's always covering her hair everyday.

I'm not saying she should start exposing her body, NO! All I'm saying is for her to dress modestly, that would give people the impression she's truly 25 years old and not 52 years old woman.

Look at Mercy chinwo, Sinach even my girlfriend's look-alike Ada Ehi they all dress modestly. Atleast we still dey see their figure 8 anytime they dress.

Just this afternoon, we were about to go out as per sunday flexing, I drove to pick her at her house only for her to come out looking like what I don't know... then I angrily asked “you be housemaid? You just look like an old housemaid". She came down angrily from my car and jam the door and went inside. Me I no send oh, I zoom off too.

This is not the first or second time she's dressing like that to follow me out despite all my complains. There are nice clothes I bought for her but she won't wear them. I'm tired.

You're too carnal.
Shame on you.

IntelChief:
I have some sympathy towards your argument. But I beg to differ.
I feel the fundamental issue here is the issue of 'social norm/convention'. It is customary for the receiver to be the one saying the hello first.

Whether that's appropriate or not, it doesn't count. What counts I think is what society considers normal.

I would love to hear your thoughts concerning this my position. Thanks

Don't try to be smart on issues bordering around stupid people.
The girl doesn't have his time. SIMPLE!
Which one come be all this your English.

weezydee:
I don't understand why you still have her contact on your phone or in your life sef.. person no dey send you, you still dey force yourself on am. Ah!

Ah just wonder too.
I think the Op has psychological problem.

IntelChief:
This particular female friend of mine has this very ugly attitude of never calling at all. As I gentleman, I always do the calling not thinking too much about it. But whenever I choose to call, you need to hear her nag about me just remembering her after forgetting about her for decades...bla bla bla and bla.
I will always laugh about it and let it slide.

So today after church today, I felt like saying hi to her since its been awhile we spoke. When the phone began to ring, she took her time before picking up, I almost thought she will miss the call. But she didn't, she picked and kept quiet. I kept quiet too waiting for her to say hello or something. But it never came. The silence persisted; it was a weird moment I must confess. So at last I broke the ice and said "hello". Next thing I heard her say was "why do you always wait for me to say hello?"

Don't date dumb girls.
Don't keep stupid girls as friends.
Put your happiness first.

If it's not Kenya , it is south Africa.
I will never share my wife with anyone. Nonsense!

Obi everywhere. Obi is even on my fridge.

wolesmile:
Each season has it's own plot. Though sometimes, references are made to what has happened in some previous seasons. But you will understand how espionage and international terrorism works.
That series is just addictive.

Hmmm. Someone said the movie contains 24 episodes. That each episode is one hour making it 24hours. Is this true?

wolesmile:
Dem hype that series pass wetin I see. I stopped watching after season one.

Hahaha. You're smarter than those who hyped it.