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Bankowner:
In your face!
This is what happens to people who jump the gun.
They end up as casualties.
Better I keep you in the dark.

How would you collect the money. What if the man later want to sleep with you?
As in, would you agree to s3x with him?

Damian911:
Which surgery??
Wetin do you?

Omo, dem say na one growth them wan remove from my spine.
Doctors are not ready to reduce the money at all.
I don't blame them shaa. Things are expensive.

Stephen0mozzy:
And the people there didn't "gather beat the idiot, forming Samaritan"?

Somebody suppose stone am bottle for eye.

EreluRoz:
Once my comment doesn't satisfy your ego you term it as wareva you like.

Ina ruwa na

Because I praise you, you're now feeling like a marvel woman abi?
I will slap you.

Bankowner:
He ridiculed me in public over his phone screen and another man offers me money to replace the phone. That I won't take the money? Transaction yen ti lo.

You're a us.eless girl.

Boogyman557:
Nn

You want to post ashaw0 pictures again abi?
Nekwa, mind yasef.

joseph1832:
what ever happened to minding his business?

If I was that husband, I'd give that man a taste of my very bad attitude.

Truly, the stranger deserves serious beating.

EreluRoz:
Should she even collect the money? Once it's marriage you must never at any time bruise your man's ego. Personally I'll tell him I don't need his money and also caution him never to try such. As someone who hardly gets angry, I don't even see his reaction to be anything. We will sort it out at home.

Sometimes, you talk like a stu.pid woman. Other times, you talk like a lunatic but this time, you spoke like a good woman..

You're a wise woman. God bless your husband (if you're married).
I like you.

tonicyril:
As a husband just be looking at what is unfolding with keen interest, no say anything ooh, just put ur palm on ur cheek and see the personality of the woman u call a wife

As the wife, a virtuous woman would ignore the man and say thank you to him and his money and leave the scene...but u see all this women supporting women gang would jump on the train, collect the money, throw it at you and after three days would be laid like a banana leaves in the man hotel

"...laid like banana leaves"
This guy don craze tey tey 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wait. What!

All I need right now is 2 million naira to pay for my surgery.

I am Jeromestarks.

#copied.
nlfpmod

I am Jeromestarks.

#copied.

Your husband shouted at you in public during a ceremony because you mistakenly broke the screen of his phone worth 350k.
Surprised by his reaction, a man got up and gave you 500k and asked u to buy a new phone for ur husband in the presence of everyone including ur husband.

The man gave you his phone number asking you to call him in case the money is not enough so he can add more...

Will you collect the number as the wife??
As a husband, what will you do?

Gadafii:
Tilinbu is their grand patron of drug user

Insult Tinubu again and see if thunder will not fire you. You dey m4d neh?

If you have a friend that smokes, please avoid him.
No smoking man is normal. They're all m4dmen in waiting.
If you're smoking, quit! I repeat, QUIT!
If you don't quit smoking, smoking will Quit you.

MrCork:
sweeery dont mind dat yeye OP jeromestarks boy....he sufarrrrin from a ilness called japa Jolongpapalick mangonekalis orange: A sickness u get from woman rejection. He askin us to give him moiney. can u imagine!!!! ((true Story))

I will slap you. Continue playing with me you hear. You will tell me if I'm your mate. Don't worry.

ClassicEvilSpir:
why don't you ask this question on reddit and/or Quora, and let us know the answers?

It will be too loud and the people I'm talking about might see it.
Just leave it here abeg.

Juliearth:
These experiences shouldn't bother you. Clearly these people are the problem. Just try to keep an open mind and forge ahead.

Awwwn. You so sweet.

Truvelisback:
A novel.

I warned you from the beginning naaa.

190:
corkyjoe is here again fooling himself abi

Are you talking about me? I will slap you oooo.

Wainey:
Let me tell you why they run away from you. You never accept the fact that u are wrong, you will always justify your actions even if someone points it out for you.

That is exactly what you are doing right now

You're right a little. Just a little shaa oooo.
One girl got really mad at me for this. She wanted to put emotional blame on me. I had to reject her and her blame game.
(I'm doing it again, aren't I?)

MrCork:
Can u repet the question sir?(no oofencsece)

The moment I saw your moniker, MrCork, I knew you had nothing serious to say. You're not a serious human being.

Sandralight:
I hardly dislike someone but from my few interactions with you, I can confidently say I don't like you at all and you are someone I don't even know.

Even this your thread I didn't want to click but I guess curiosity got the best of me.

I think you are the problem and you should try and change, your personality sucks.
You think this people are trying to make you jealous, big Fat NO, they are trying to get rid of you, they have seen your personality and they don't want you around them so they look for ways to get rid of you.

You might pretend that the girls wanted to make you jealous because of your ego but guys don't play that game, your coworker wanted to cut the friendship off, the same with your former roommate.
So stop been delusional and work on yourself, you are not that special for many people in your life to make you jealous lol

But I like you. Honestly.

MONEY247:
Yes, there's a problem somewhere...
I too don't have many friends, and my friends leave me after sometime.... when there's a new person around....

From experience I would say it's your vibe, maybe you are gentle or very extroverted or not very social or you have some societal problem...

I have many social misbehaviour, and I have accepted my fate....I don't have a girlfriend.... they don't even look at me.....as long as I can eAt and survive in the balablue government... I am okay... there's no problem...i like talking about money too much...I don't like too much fun so people don't like me...I am too serious..... maybe that's your case...
But I started loosing up.... and its be coming alright

To all nairalanders
If you need a chatmate...
Talkmate...
Boyfriend....

I am available.... email me 😁😁...(seriously)

You don't have girlfriend? Ahhhh! You own case needs surgery.

Wainey:
I am saying there is a chance u have bad character

Hmmmm🤔.
Maybe I have pride. But who doesn't?

Emma1Oj:
If I wolze u back hand ehnn..

🤣🤣🤣

Emma1Oj:
Happy Marriage life Mama Africa.

You need glasses.

Wainey:
everyone cannot be jealous of you.
There is something about you that makes people want to stay away

Are you trying to say I have a bad character? Mind yourself oooo.

Fattprince23:
No I can't do that. I had a girl like that doesn't ask all this questions but whenever a dude is disturbing (a whole lot where then) and it comes up, I laugh and tease her (like telling her she's the hottest for street oo or she should make like 3 or 4 her side dude na since some were asking to be side dude anytime she tells them she's already with me) but one day she ask what if life happens she meet someone else she loves, I just told her"Que Sera Sera" whatever will be, will be. So anytime she wants to ask me some of these girl's foolish questions I just smile and she replies herself with "I know, Que Sera Sera, whatever will be will be". That even made her love me more. Because I told her real love isn't feeling, it's actions

"Que sera sera".
I like this

ZaraIhua:
Yes, maybe to find out where they really stand in ur life.

Hmmmm. But I have never contemplate my stand in someone else's life.
I guess we are all different.

MOG6670:
You are almost 90% the problem of yourself.

Why?

Every human being want to feel loved and irreplaceable, not just respect.


In your case, you respect and adore people. But you usually make them feel replaceable

Whenever a lady ask you, if so so happen, what will you do? Your response should be, I'll never let that happen, you mine and you are unshareable ( that's if you are interested in her)

You're smart. That would have been the best reply but, a woman who tried to make me jealous is a turn off.
Once I get jealous, the game is over.

FitCorper:
Oga go and work urself and learn to keep quiet wen ladies ask u some kind questions. As for those guys there could b sometin they don’t like about u after getting to know u well.

I would prefer they just say what they don't like about me instead of trying to make me jealous or trying to see if I will work to keep them.

ZaraIhua:
I may be wrong but one thing I knw is that we want to be with those who cares about us and show it to us that they do care, in words and in actions.

Maybe ur I-don't-care attitude is way too much, making others feel like u don't care or value/appreciate their presence. As if they mean nothing to you no matter how long they've been with u or how close they are to u.

Is that why they will try to make me jealous?

Wainey:
Ask an honest person how they see you.

You are probably the kind of person that people will be with and they will see ur true self in few months and try to stay away from you.
I know a guy like that, I used to help him with things, even food and advice, but this guy is pompous and very secretive, I just walked away, the truth is that he doesn't even know he has this bad part, every one in our workplace complained and stayed away from him

I'm secretive but not pompous. I hardly let anyone know anything about me.
Do you think they acted like that because they are jealous?