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Trophy12:Those who have been destined to have bad marriages will marry them for sure. |
linearity:But I do not do anything wrong naa. |
HugeElephant:I will slap you oooo. |
Peakdesign23:First, I'm not a girl and secondly, the people, all of them, are good people. They're are all decent people. |
Bookhub:Hmmmm. Maybe you're a nice guy. |
BEWARNED! THIS IS A LONG READ. I have noticed that at some point in every new relationship or friendship I started, the person must test my love for him/her by making me jealous to see my reaction. Check out the following cases. Case1: When I got admission into the uni, I met this great guy that i shared hostel with. We became close friends; sharing food together, doing assignment together, washing together etc. We even went to classes and church programs together. These went on for about 4 months or so. Suddenly, this guy wokeup one beautiful Saturday and called a guy in the next room to escort him to the launder! I was like "what!" We use to go washing together. Why call this guy and not me? I didn't say it out. I just wondered and pretended not to care. Before I knew it, he had started cooking and sharing food with the other guy. Soon, he became best friends with this other guy. I kept my cool and moved on with my life. We graduated and everyone went his way. Note, we didn't fight. We do talk once awhile but it wasn't as it were. Case2: I went for an interview and I met this guy there. He had a car. We got the job and became close friends. This guy always drove me home after work. We would talk about politics, women, alcohol, life goals etc. This went on for about 2 months then suddenly, one evening after work, this guy called another colleague of ours and offered to ride home with him. I wanted to still follow them since I didn't plan on going home alone (I didn't hold transport fare). To my surprise, this my guy said he was not going home directly. That he wanted to see someone first. The other guy hopped in his car and they drove away. They got in his fvcking car and drove away. Demnn! I thought in my head "today ehhh, you go trek. Who say make you no get your own car?" I was heading towards the exist when one woman in her 50s offered to drive me home. Lucky for me, she was going to see her son who happened to be my neighbor. Guess what? I got home and met my friend's car parked at his gate. We met with my friend the next day at work and he seemed to be very observant of me. Trying to see my reaction. I greeted him normal. Smiled and walked into my office. Since that day, our friendship cracked. I didn't follow him home anymore. I later learnt, through office gossipers, that he wanted to see my reaction that was why he ditched me that day. Case3: My girlfriends. I have dated a handful of women and I can confidently tell you that at some point in our relationship (3-4months later), ALL of them tried to make me jealous. One girl I dated on campus hugged a guy in my presence and looked at me as she did it. I didn't flinch. Days later, this girl called off the relationship. Another girl I dated in my neighborhood told me the names of guys crushing on her. She showed me text and chats they sent to her. I didn't flinch. I pretended not to feel threatened. Smiled and said " these guys really like you ooo". The following week, this girl called of the relationship. The third girl woke up one morning, called me and said "if another man asked me out and he is very cute and has a lot of money, what would you do?" I replied " nothing! If he's better than me and you chose him, I will be happy for you. I can't compete or fight my fellow man because of a woman" She literally hissed on the phone. The following month, we broke up. There was this girl that I dated too. After some months into the relationship, she started to form busy. I would call and call, she wouldn't pick up. She would wait until I called like 5 times before she would pick and say "I'm kinda busy now please" I stopped calling. Days turned to weeks. Weeks turned to months. And that was it. After two months, she called me and I replied " who is on the line?" She hug up and that was the end. Another girl who was my ex. Started showing me green light (Calling to ask how I am doing, asking if I have eaten, texting me , blah bla blah balablue). So I asked her if we can chill at my house. She quickly told me that she has a boyfriend. I said ok no problem. I requested for the guy's number, called him and we talked like friends. I then called her back and told her that the guy is a great guy. He will be perfect for her. I sent the screen grab of my chats with her boyfriend in which I told him to keep her and take good care of her because she's like a sister to me. The moment she saw the message, she blocked my line. The latest one was a girl whom after we had been together for over 6 months, started to tell me about a certain guy that was very caring to her and how she had grown to like him a lot. She told me he makes her laugh and calls her all the time. In my mind I was like " this one want me to struggle to impress her. You dey whine?" One day, she brought up the guy's name as we were talking and I said "Omo, this guy will be perfect for you ooo." Boom! That was the beginning of the end of our relationship. Who do you think is the problem. Is it me or them? nlfpmod |
There are girls you will marry and you will know deep in your heart that the marriage won't last. This is one of such girls. You want a lasting happy home? Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman and marry. Ignore my advice and you will regret ever getting married like many men are currently regretting. |
Expect your neighbours, cousins, friends and relatives who ran out of Nigeria to run back empty-handed in few months. They spoke ill of Nigeria and Japa. Now they will japada. Repeat after me. Say " No place like home" |
How did she end up with four men? How did she meet them? Why is she not in her father's house? At 20 why is she not married so a man can protect and provide for her? Why did she keep many male friends? Answer: She was after material things. She wanted to use pvssy to get the world and it cast for her. Shame on the stu.pid girl. She deserved what she got. The rapist are however very f0olish. Sex is never pleasurable when you force the woman. Allow her to give it to you when she pleases. Allow her to open it for you at ease. Allow her to willingly satisfy with her juicy pvssy and you will appreciate it. It will be pleasant and it will be gratifying. Rape her and you won't enjoy anything. |
chopnaira:You're disgusting. |
At first, they love peniis. Then different pennises kill them. |
dee92:I'm the one you're talking to like this? I will slap you. |
maasoap:This is why I will marry a woman who would choose me over money. |
maasoap:I will slap you oooo. I will simply tell her to stop that st.upid business that's bringing her money. And if she refused, I will divorce her. |
When I tell women to marry early, they insult me. Now look at this one. Don't marry a woman above the age of 23. If you do , she will born epileptic children for you and she will attempt to kill them. Women get clumsier with age. The lose the ability to give birth to health children once they are above 23 and still single. You see what I have been saying? Una see waitin I dey talk bass? When I tell women not to fvck plenty diickson, they will gather to insult me. This woman has been fvvcked and mounted by many men that's why she gave birth to epileptic child in the first place. Never marry a woman who has been fvvcked and mounted by many men. Just fvck your part and let her go. When you're ready for marriage, find a virgin woman of 18 -23 and marry. She will birth healthy children and she won't murder them. |
I can NEVER marry a woman who is wealthier than me. And I will never allow my wife to be richer than me. Never! Women misuse power. They tend to insult men at the slightest opportunity they get. Your marriage can not last if your wife has as much money as you. |
OGHENAOGIE:Shut up! You're too tribalistic abeg. Mods come and ban this guy. nlfpmod |
Passionnn:There's nothing you and your entire family together with you neighbors and your customers can do about his send tenure. Tinubu no be ya papa mate. |
How much did she spend on this meal? As a very strong man from Ghana, there are two things I love more than mosque: 1. Virgin pvssy and 2. Eggs. |
We, the Igbos, are not tribalistic. We work with everyone as long as you possess the right qualities. Igbo Amaka. |
Namaster:I agree with you. Info from a reliable source says that the bandits were actually sponsored by the mosque's imma. He planned it all. |
Astar007:You try again. |
Real2088:I will slap you. From today, address me as uncle. Do you hear me? |
RIP. In this life ehhh, struggle to marry a young virgin woman and enjoy life at peace. Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a young virgin woman and marry if you want to enjoy your old age. If you marry a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by many men, you will commit suicide at early age because your children will fight you, they will beat you and they will frustrate you since they belonged to another man. Avoid my advice and 9jacover will cover your story. |
G00DSTUDENT:Are you a girl? |
All these stu.pid skit makers should be beaten to death too. How can you just carry camera and begin to video me? Do you know who I am? Do you know where I am from? Do you what I have been through? Do you know my concern about my privacy? Do you even know if I am an alien? Let me catch one idiat videoing me. Nons.ense skit makers. |
Namaster:You have spoken well. I will credit your account before the next market day. |
The husband would have married a virgin woman. He would have escaped death and stayed alive but he went to marry a woman who has been fvvcked and mounted by many men. Now he is murdered by one of the men who fvvcked ( is fvcking ) his wife. Shame on him. Marry a young virgin woman (18 -23) and get peace of mind and a long lasting home you can return to after work. Ignore my advice and 9jacover will cover your story. |
poshestmina:You seem like a nice lady. |
udomonday:Find a fresh, neat, young and tight virgin pvssy for him to fvck and release. He won't forget you in a hurry. |
If the story is true, it was her fault. She wouldn't have died miserably if she was a virgin. By fvcking around, she collected badluck from a bad peniis. She would have closed her legs until she's married but money and sweetness of prick did not allow her. See now, she's dead. |
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