₦airaland Forum

Ogiame:
Seun go use this your unsolicited advice buy Coke drink.

...and nairaland will die!

verybadmouth:
Great idea.
Why don't we collaborate to develop an enhanced forum with an intuitive UI and integrate the feature you proposed to draw in more users? As a mobile app developer, I believe we could form a strong partnership and embark on a significant project together. Let's connect and discuss further.

This is great idea. It could really work.
Show samples let's see and also include any cost implication (if there's any).

Paper 2.

Straight to the point.

I wish to kindly suggest that original posts which are deemed frontpage worthy should be appreciated and the creator (Op) should be given a token. Say $1.

If you appreciate users who post contents that made frontpage, you will be surprised how nairaland will grow tremendously within weeks.


I personally have loads of posts on frontpage and I will be so happy if I can at least get something for my posts. It doesn't have to be much. It can even be as low as 50cents per post on frontpage.

I am not saying you should consider the past post for reward. All I am trying to say is that, you should start appreciating users who posts are pushed to the frontpage.


Thanks for your cooperation.

Women aren't adults. They aren't children either; they are just somewhere in between.
Not hot, not cold. Lukewarm is a disaster.

Op, listen, you're a F0ol!

You did not give birth to her.
You're not her father.
You're not her creator.
You're not her savior.
You're not her Mohammed.
You're not her Jesus.
You're not her life.
You're not her body.
You're not her sibling.
You're not her mother.
Why then do you worry so much about her if you're not her F0ol?

Only a fo0l will worry over something he means nothing too.

At 33 this id10t don't know how to live a peaceful life. Shame.
Oga, go and look for a virgin young girl between 18-23 and marry.
You can't have peace if you're dating a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by many men.
Many men who married non virgins are currently regretting their marriage and they can't call it quit so, they continue to suffer for eternity.

Do you want to suffer for eternity?

Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin young lady and marry.

REGINALD001:
Oh BOY FOR YOU TO GET MIND EAT COMFORTABLY WITH THESE KAIN ITEMS, YOU MUST REALLY BE A MESSY DUDE, JOKES APART, AM TALKING ABOUT YOU NOW, NOT YOUR BABES UTENCILS.........YOUR UNDER WEARS MUST BE SOMETHING ELSE... EVEN HERS SEF.

YOUR SHAME DEY SHAME ME SMALL. AT KEAST WITHOUT BEING TOLD MEEEEENH. FOR YOUR MIND WETIN CONCERN YOU, NO BE TO COME CHOP, NACK, HOPEFULLY SLEEP OVER AND WAKA THE NEXT DAY......... I DON'T WANT TO EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE HOW THE BED SPREAD GO LOOK LIKE AND THE ACCOMPANYING ODOUR .


ONYE ERIRI ERI.

(Why post in capitals? Ehhhh? Are you shouting?)

Na me u dey tell all dis rubbish?
Ur mama.

Nonywendy:
5k wetin? Na ur type dey inflate contract bill

Wat is this one saying?

CatchMeIfUCanMO:
Don't shift the post, this is about what you cooked and ate, and not about your woman.

Na you cook and post am, so my comment is direct to you and not her.

I'm smarter to see your emotional move there.

I will slap you.

spiSeyi:
Where is the huge meat

You no see sweet, huge meat for inside read stew?

tiswell:
Foolish simp

I will slap you.

abobote:
Shut up, how can you call swallow and egg food

Waitin u eat this morning?

WhereMyLoud:
who get "huge meat and crates of eggs for house" na two cup of rice go be her problem?

I no see rice for her kitchen.
Case closed!

johbara:
You carry 5k cook this thing?.…....chai.. people are really suffering. Bros come Nembe make I show you something 🙏

What are you saying?

omooba969:
This one you dey invade your gf kitchen dey wack her food, hope say you sef dey show love o.

Definitely. I love her but can't marry her cuz she's not a virgin when I met her.

LegendaryArnold:
Are you Ghanian?

I will slap you.

abobote:
I can't still find the food.

3 eggs and stew is what you are calling food

How did this rubbish make it to front page.
We finished the poor girl food, Bleep her till morning despite our defeat yesterday. And we should clap for you

You think it's easy?

One egg is 300bucks ooo. That's like 5k you're seeing in those pix.

CatchMeIfUCanMO:
Nyama, what is this?

People can eat anything o.

It's funny how you people have objectify women.

Blazadenise:
Haha for this economy, abi this one no know say egg na 300

One egg?
Haba bros. Try dey lie small small naaa. Chayi.

Mercury12:
What's with the eggs?
Are you from Ghana?
Mr marry-a-virgin 🤣

I will slap you this girl.

fidelmarshal199:
The problem is not you visiting your gf, the issue is that everything bout the pictures reeks of abject poverty, the plate, spoon. and so on, You even went ahead to dish 3 eggs in a plate at once, Trying so hard to prove a point which isn't there


BTW I hope this girlfriend is a virgin.

Your mouth is too sharp.

And no, she's not a virgin. This is why I will never marry her.

Babamide:
Swallow and egg, you are definitely Ghanaian

Anything that supplies nutrients is good to go.
Dey there dey form Britannia.

DiskJokeyManic:
😂😂😂😂

Waitin dey make this one laugh?

Demigod22:
Lol, the spoon is ancient of days.

You tried, men can cook. I cook so well, even in school and at home. During NYSC, guys usually come to my place for me to cook Sunday food, surprisingly, I don't enjoy cooking. I prefer washing of clothes, and cleaning the house.

OP, this food brought back memories of when I was in the North. Let's forget this packaging, those days of struggling was euphoric. Men should do more in the kitchen.

Omo, north sabi mix different things and e go still come sweet.
Those northerners can cook mehnnn.

thesicilian:
This same jeromestarks that claims to be a big boy.
You guys will always inadvertently expose yourselves at the end of the day.

So big boy can not visit his girlfriend again?

obiekunie01:
but bros!

how you go take eat ewedu and still finish am with cooked egg!! choi!!!


you and that your girlfriend will kill each other with horrible smelling mess!

Choi!!!

Ewedu no dey cause fart if u cook am with potash. Na she give me dat tip n e work.

DaddyRochie1642:
Oga tell us the truth, was that tuwo and Stew that I'm seeing there as delicious as you claim

Yes naa.
With a little salt Shaa.

obiekunie01:
That spoon meeeeen!!! damn!!

see the food self!! is this soup or stew or what precisely

swallow and egg!! nyaaammmaaa!!!

naija and poverty na 5 & 6! tufiakwa!!

Sharap! It's ewedu - as the Yorubas would call it.

Bluezy13:
Sacrifice for the spirits.

Commonly found at T-junction.
Just add fanta to it since mirinda is no more.

I will slap you ooo.

DaddyRochie1642:
You should have accompanied that stew with rice not tuwo.

Do you know how much is a measure of rice now?

obiekunie01:
That spoon meeeeen!!! damn!!

see the food self!! is this soup or stew or what precisely

swallow and egg!! nyaaammmaaa!!!

naija and poverty na 5 & 6! tufiakwa!!

Na my food you insult like this?
Your mama.

Men can cook abeg.

MatrixReloaded:
Aja ndi muo

I will slap you.