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Last night, I went to see AFCON final in my girlfriend's house. After the second half, I got hungry and decided to prepare something to eat.
I went into her kitchen and Lo and Behold! I saw huge meat and crates of eggs. Omo! For this economy?

I quickly rushed to cook some eggs and meat in a very delicious stew , then we accompanied it a very smooth Tuwo.


This girl has never seen me cook before. She was surprised!

Though Nigeria lost the match , we had fun all through the night because the food was so so delicious (at least to her anyway).
By my calculations, this food cost about 5k.
How much will it cost you to prepare this?


Forget the table, na backyard we sidown with her potable TV dey watch match.

What do you think about the meal?

NFBI:
In my next life i will be a female... Female life easy with breast and a good backside, fyn face join.

Their lives isn't easy at all. All those bwees and asss fade very fast and once they lose attention, they're dead! Ignore a girl and see how her life turn up-side down. She will become miserable straight.
Many of them wish they're male.

Many who want to japa have no tangible vision.

Where is the yansh dis girl promised to post?

This is the last time I will comment on your thread if I didn't see those yansh.
Seems she's just stalling so we can keep commenting on her thread. Nonse.nse!

Okoroawusa:
Pictures of "the buttocks that is protruded and shakes" or we close down this thread.


Bia nwa awusa a are you not the one that shared a picture of your waist with beads? In that particular picture your buttocks didn't look like protruded talk less of shaking.

Bia odika umunwoke unu ñucha burantashi rajusiegi afo ibia na Nairaland nakogheri.

Gbam!

fadilaMaikiriki:
Yes, I know I get you as far as virgin has been inserted. Not free though.

Hajiya send some first. We will talk about money later. Let's see samples.

fadilaMaikiriki:
How please? I only said the pictures are not free. And it might be virgin one too( the way you like it).

Chai!
You mentioned virgin and you got it right. I like anything virgin.
Nekwa, send it naw naw biko.

fadilaMaikiriki:
Not free though.

Subahanala!

Awusubinlahi!!!

So malos dey do olosho?
Nothing wey alfa no go see for inside shirbi.

fadilaMaikiriki:
Do you want me to show you pictures?

Show na.
But not those stupid red yansh with annoying waist beads ooo.
Show your assss.

Closed.

SadiqBabaSani:
Buy a gift instead and send it via logistics for delivery to his address, people who already have money Appreciate gifts more

How can one send gifts through logistics?
Any ideas?

Show us yansh.
All these things no fit you- na for responsible girls. You Just show yansh.

Una think say Nigeria na inanimate sugar cane sticks abi?

Nicepoker:
"My aunt with 3 kids got married to a widower". That should be the caption.

spencekat:
Getting married to a divorcee , widower or single father with kids?

LooneyLester:
It's mostly simps or fággots that will marry singu mothers



Imagine eating someone's left overs


Like you go enter restaurant go settle for someone's left overs


Tufia !!!!!!!!!

Qatar2022:
They do get married but to idiots, those men that marry them are not complete

Aaaaarghmed:
.My own be say they shud marry themselves..single dad and single mom.better that way.

emekalovepets:
Some people and stupidity na like five and six does your aunty got marry to a single father 👨 also if yes then they fit each other

These guys above are the real geez. They see well.

The op is a very useless girl. Ndi single mother. Onye mighty toto.

Lee99:
Found this huge creature in our compound this morning, killed it and gave it away to some abokis to do justice to it, I don't eat such things.

Be kiaful of those abokis, they may come back to kill you one day.
Never trust Islam worshippers.

SETHARTHUR:
The one at the front toto go sweet die!

That one wey dey back go sabi bj well well. See her mouth like single mother toto.

okoroemeka:
you are very wicked, why are you hiding what God gave you,don't you know that seeing such buttocks can reduce stress to most men,pls go and buy leggings and wear,stop been a joy killer

mrjaybaba:
Show us the shaky shaky buttocks first

dNortherner:
Infact I join una, show us. Haba mana!

kestolove95:
Pics of the protruded buttocks or Idonbelivit

ItisWell22:
I assume you’re Muslim, going by your name.
If you are, those can and should be worn under flowing hijabs or abayas.

Or maybe this is just another subtle, gentle reminder to those interested, that there’re protruding bum cheeks available. ✌️

I am one of those who doesn't give a fvck about the asss of the op. But I agree with the mentioned.

Show your assss

AviatorMoney:
The person knows nothing about education.
And d Nigeria u people live in right now is a mystery. Anything goes.
NB: I have nothing against the speakers achievement... If not for anything else,we had everything about our childhood together

I asked simple question, you replied in parable. What's your problem?

AviatorMoney:
36 yrs now .

Wow!
A speaker and now a Ph.D holder?
How did he get Ph.D at such young age? Someone said Doctorate takes at least 5 years.

How old is this Ehie something?

holicupp:
I don't have answers to your questions but things are happening bro

E be things.

AsaBlackheart:
Because the girl don cast your fake life ba? Una go dey form boss like say nigerian foods are lower in quality or nutrients than white people food.

You no get sense at all I swear.

I will slap you too ooo.

mariahAngel:
See who's typing trash!

Looks familiar?👇🏼🙄

😡😡😡
I will slap you.

NBAjunior:
I’m a 22 year old male staying alone as at the time of making this post I have only 54 thousand naira in my account with no hope for the future…

I have no job, no friends, no girlfriend, I have no hope of getting money cuz the work I do is no more


My house rent is becoming due I don’t want to go back staying with my mom it would add more to my depression

Please I need a word of encouragement from you guys

We're too much on the surface of the earth. We need reduction so that others can have space.
Please die ASAP. Make sure you lock your door when you want to die so that no one will spoil your beautiful plan.
Thank you for your sacrifice.

Ewwwww! Ewwwww!
Ewwwww ewwwww Ewww ewwwww Ewww ewwwww Ewww!!!


Modified:
This girl that quote me, I will slap you ooo.

Ignore.
I repeat, IG NORE!

Dshocker:
Both you and those that liked your post are suffering from juvenile delinquency.

Just open your mouth waaaaaa and type rubbish.

You want people to beg her not to cheat?

holicupp:
People that talk to spirit of people who are are not longer in this realm

This shit sounds scary make I no lie.
How will one wakeup one day and say he wants to talk to spirits? What if the spirits slap him.
People are doing terrible things ooo.

Davoneskay:
A human can't control the world. There is more to this world. OP, are you a Christian or you have deviated from religion?

How come Jesus was able to control the world?
He even told storm to "be still".
Demons saw him and flee.
Christians are expected to do more than Him. Christians are the ones who are supposed to be controlling this world. Do you agree?