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Love800:
But plateau is dominated by hausas and fulanis. Why did u include it there?

You say what?

Alhajikd:
And I believe you are directing this to your family members
And it will befall you so that you will come back and testify to us how death is sweet

We're already dead! What is dead can never die.

Alhajikd:
Zombie, now you are happy because that your Emilokan criminal has failed and people are dying enmass

God will judge you and your like

I will slap you.

Death is inevitable.

Banue people don't like themselves.

The person selling them out to these Fulani is among them.

Their traditional rulers are very useless set of people that can not rally round youths to defend their lands.

Someone has collected money from Fulani to attack that land.

Benue made the mistake of accepting Fulani as their brothers and selling them lands.

Plateau people are about to make same mistake.

Oyo, Ogun, are about to make same mistake.

Only we, the Southerners are relatively safe from these terrorist called herdsmen because we don't take sh1ts from them. They kill one Igbo man, we kill 50 of them.

If you fear Fulani, you're dead.
If you draw them close, you're dead.
If you trade with them , you're dead.

The only way to be safe from them is to treat them like a disease - stop it before it stops you.


The bold is copied and pasted from an anonymous.

tiswell:
hope you've bought a new pairbof jeans to replace the torn you wore on valentine's day,before insulting Obi?

I will slap you.

H

Who gives a fvck!
This boy should go and sit down please.

KingNom:
Story

Even your life is a story, isn't it?

Boondocxs:
This is super story
A life of strife and sorrow

I will slap you. Am I your mate?

Thinktwicemybro:
Do you know your mother was not a virgin before marrying your father? Ask her. She was fvcked by many men.

I didn't need to ask.
My dad always told us how my mom blessed him with her virginity.

Jagermeister:
I’m surprised this story didn’t come from Jeromestarks… Just like his worst Valentine’s Day drivel… except if you’re Jeromestarks

Fortunately, he isn't me.

MASTERMIND04:
How will you know she has been fvcked and mounted by many men?

Check my previous threads.

Wike is working.
To have a reasonable child who knows his Job, marry a virgin YOUNG woman.

Fvck any girl you want but never marry a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by many men if you want a successful family.

I've been reading about those b4stards. Ban their asses.

The mangu people have been killed in thousands over the years. They're trying to protect themselves now. And, the stupid OPSH arrested them? Why?



So you arrest them and cease their weapons so that Fulanis can come in the dead of the nights and kill them? What a stupid governor they have.

Shame on Caleb Mutfwang or whatever he is called.

oracle009:
Oya... DJ YK mule lamba... Tales by the moon light. Onirọ oṣi

You're so young and naive for thinking there's still a single ounce of morality left in the children of this generation.
Go out more and see what teenagers are doing before you talk rubbish.

Dwaizman:
On Saturday 3rd Feb. At 9:30 - 10pm, some Fulani boys attacked us at home. I gave them my phone to save my aged mother . Need some one to help me track it...

Location?
State?


Next time, buy a gun.
If you kill anyone in self-defence, no court can jail you.

Everyone should have a gun at home.
Most shop and house owners in the Americas have guns.

The guy is dead! Let him rest abeg.
Those who say life is vanity are actually right: the accessbank guy died and all his wealth couldn't save him. In fact, it was his wealth that killed him.

Savedday2:
Our girls are just crazy!

Most people who haven't seen anything in life are doubting my story but it seems you have seen terrible things.

NPFLADMIN:
Nigga went to a missionary sec school. So no time and space for nonsense.

Imagine being punished for being in the class alone with a girl.

Oh! I see.
So you graduated sec school as a virgin. Good boy.

NPFLADMIN:
You say wetin?
Abi na fake story?

If you never get GF nor celebrate Val, like this post. Make we gather here.

Fake?
Like say una no do secondary school.

NorthernersSuck:
Na this type of girls we dey take out today

Those wit dead buwesst will come for your head soon. Continue.

Vinnie2000:
I do not do Valentine!

The only time I did was in 2006, when one SS2 Girl in my School bought me 2 White handkerchiefs as Valentine gift.

2 weeks I saw same Girl inside one Guy's room with only Towel.

I come use the handkerchief take wipe my Tears!

Trust no woman except your mother and sisters.

ipobarecriminals:
some of you go sidon in one corner of ur room dey fabricate lies .You think slow,dumb and kids full here ? "She removed her bra with her left hand .....And u John the calm head boy dey observed the drama .The 2 boys wet disengaged the bra thereafter had 3 some at the back of the school *while all the students, teachers dey classes/staff rooms . The girl com die and one of the boy died too.The 2nd boy come tied 🧺 for body waka enter. Ghana .**Light fade**


Nonsense

You know nothing my boy.
You're looking at the world from a keyhole.

Ballzproblem2:
I kid you not brother ,na why I dey para for simps.

I no wetin I don see

No worry, you go fall in love again.

Ballzproblem2:
money wey my friend give me to save that for secondary school , I use give my crush make she go flex that day was her birthday.

she carry her friends go chicken republic while me I dey go house sheepishly .


hug I no see ,ended up losing my friend trust we're still close though.

simping ah!

Are you serious? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Na love shack you that time shaa. So no big deal.

illicit:
DJ Y.K

🥵

Are you sure you read the through?
Read again.

We all know that Valentine's Day is about love 🌹. So, I will spare you all the bullcrap surrounding it's origin and creation.

Let's go straight to the point.


My worst Valentine's Day experience happened when I was in secondary school. A girl came to class early morning and said
"The first person to catch my bra will be my val"
This crazy girl then dipped her left hand into her uniform and pulled out her bra. She sung it around her head a few times and threw it across the class.
You need to see how these useless ss3 boys who should be preparing for WAEC rushed and struggled to catch her bra.

I didn't join them simply because I was the Headboy ( I sabi catch level ehhh. Even my classmates dey remove cap for me). So I sat at a corner and observed.

Guess what happened?

Two boys held the bra and , in the quest to own it, ripped the bra into two!
The students shouted as the bra "broke" in halves.
This raised the question - who will she pick as her val now?
The silly girl asked the boys if they're ok with thre3some. And they agreed.

She took them to the back of the school and had s3x with them. That was the first time in my life that I had to watch blu3film live!

The next day, everyone entered the class like nothing happened.

Months later, just before WAEC, news broke out that the girl died in her sleep. Some said she had HIV and died of AIDs. Others said she had been fighting evil spirits in her dreams and that she was seen many times talking to herself. Maybe her demons took her.
It didn't end well for the two boys either: one thought he had the virus too so he went to meet one man for a cure (instead of going for test first- teenagers and foolishness are like bread and butter). Rumors had it that the boy died after ingesting the substance given to him by the man.
The other boy left school after the news about the girl's death broke out and he was never seen again. His parents came to School looking for him. They got nada. The went to the police. Police found nada. The boy is just gone! No one heard from him ever since.

The girl's death broke her family and other families too. Whatever the conspiracy surrounding her death, one this is certain, Lizzy died after Valentine's Day. Shame.


What was your worst Valentine's Day experience?

nlfpmod

advanceDNA:
U do realize some pple are friends of mods here... Some mods here are asslicker of some nairalanders....
The whole thing will just become man no man issue... Abi no be naija again?... Post that's not front page worthy will start entering first page because of padi padi....

That does not mean that those who deserved it wouldn't get.
Padi Padi dealings na normal thing. E go surely happen but others will benefit and even Nlader owners too will benefit.

essentialone:
J.D.P.

What does this even mean?

obinna58:
I consider this a very good suggestion, there’ll be more topics on the frontage and nairaland will start having celebrity profiles and vips

Most liked comments will automatically go to the top thread


That’s the future for nairaland

Exactly.

essentialone:
In an anonymous and faceless and coward-filled forum like Nairaland?

You used email to sign up didn't you?

You ip address is here
It's not as faceless as you think.