₦airaland Forum

ifeanyija:
Make I go watch her video

So you watch porn?

tishbite43:
Get married ke

In his father's house?!

People dey do am naaa.
Don't make it sound as if it's a sin.

Doing something is better than doing nothing. Go for Masters!

Why are you even asking this question? Does being idle legal to you? Is being idle what you were taught in law school?

Go for Masters or go and get married.

2special:
How can you buy this for ₦2,000

Don't worry. He has eaten part of it.

Nitong:
You are not patient enough understand what is happening.
You need people, alot of people to achieve growth. You need alot of family to be an achiever

What do you suggest I do?

Nitong:
You are not patient enough understand what is happening.
You need people, alot of people to achieve growth. You need alot of family to be an achiever

Wow.
How did u deduce this?

marsup:
Who are you praying to?

Who do you think I should pray to?

osmosis101:
Off ur phone afta u pray

Will that help? What if they start calling after I switched it back on?

IMO01:
Op its near success syndrome. God want to take you to another level but something is holding you back.

Just add small fasting.

Or when you want to sleep play a powerful prayer on

You can also use earphone after 1 week tell me your result

Ok sir.
Please recommend any powerful prayer audio I could listen to.

Whenever I prayer seriously for a particular thing, people just start calling me on phone. Some would just call to greet me. Others will call to ask for advice or make enquiry.

Normally, my phone can stay 10 days without ringing (except if babe called once a while. Sometimes, she doesn't even call sef). But as soon as I pray for something, boom! Friends would call. Long lost brothers and family members would call. Colleagues would call. My phone would suddenly become hotline before the end of that day.
The annoying part is that the thing I prayed for will not even come.😡

Last year, January, I prayed to God for for money to buy a house which my neighbor put out for sale and also to change my car.
About an hour I finished that pray, one girl I have lost contact with over 7 years ago miraculously called me. I was shocked to hear her voice. I was like " how did you get my number?"
Then she said "I asked Jane to send it to me last week but she said she doesn't have it so I asked Pheobi" We spoke a little longer and that was it.
Immediately I dropped her call, a family member who everyone knows that he doesn't call anybody called me. Like, me of all people!
Few minutes after talking with him, I received two more calls. Note, these people didn't say anything meaningful. Just "how are you?". How is work?". "How is family?". And Many more bullsh1ts. None gave me the money I prayed for.



Yesterday, I prayed for my name to appear on a particular list of beneficiaries.
Few minutes later, that girl ( the 7 years girl) called me again after one year. She didn't call since last year we spoke ooo. But, suddenly she called after my prayers. One other girl called me again . It's been like 10 year I last heard from this one. A family member called again ( same family guy who doesn't send anybody). One other guy called me. This one even said it was a mistake. That he wanted to call someone else but somehow ended up dialing my line. We spoke for about 2 minutes greeting and asking about work. A friend who has not visited me for a long time miraculously knocked on my doors. In my mind, I was like "waitin bring this one now lai dis?" We chatted about politics and the situation of Nigeria. Then, he left.

Las las, my name was not on the list as I prayed.

These are just few of such instances. This thing has happened so many times. This writing will be too long If I narrate all.

What could be the reason for this thing. Could it be just coincidence?

nlfpmod

If you like protest all over the entire country, Tinubu will not resign nor step down. In fact, he will win 2027 again.

Jagaban till 2031!
God bless Nigeria 🇳🇬.

SaLongs1:
When what you bought for one hundred naira suddenly jumps to two hundred naira for no obvious reason.

You don't know anything.

A4alpha:
What concoction is that?

It's the food I prepared in my gf house. Delicious right?😋

Caaz:


How about you interprete this.
By the way,you haven't insulted Nigerian women for the past 4 days..just a subtle reminder.

This guy, leave me alone naaa.
I will slap you oooo

BOSSkesh:
unfortunately not in the way you would understand

I will slap you.

BOSSkesh:
Inflation caused by removal of subsidy

Can you interpret this inflation thing to a layman?

Naira vs Dollar

mariahAngel:
E plenty sef.

That's what I thought too.

He needs to see what I bought for hundred bucks. It's one 7th of that.

MrCork:
Huh? Bro I have a priiik. U want?

Thunder fire you.

kaywhy09:
Bread and eggs, with one cup of milk

You're chatting from the past. Please enter your time machine and come to 2024.

MrCork:
N30 Naira olosho sir...but with student discount card sir

Why do I always suspect you to be a female?

EreluRoz:
I still don't want to believe asiwaju is failing Nigerians, I'm still in shock.

Sharap. He is not failing.

chiboycue:
50 naira can buy two sachets of water over here

Where is here?

Banditry is now a business in Nigeria.
Look at what Buhari turned this nation into. Shame on him.

Igodan76:
50 naira can buy benson switch cigarette...

It's 90 bucks here.

Caaz:
This

I will slap you.

RepoMan007:
Sandy kuli-kuli.
Soda.
Salt.
Seasoning cubes.
Rubber band.
Sweets and candy.

Renewed hope.

Hahahaha!

Jennyclay:
It’s been long I set eyes on #5, #10, #20 and #50

I think it’s not useful anymore

You want to form rich girl for me?
I will slap you.

I live in abakaliki and I can confidently tell you that the only thing that N50 can buy in my area as food is a tiny sugar.
I can't even buy garri with 50 bucks.


What can it buy in your area?

Nobody on this planet loves pvssy more than Hausa men. Demnn ! Those northerners can literally die for pvssy.

I know you've heard many news about how they killed their colleagues because of a girl.

Some girls even have to kill their husbands because he followed another pvssy.

Hausa man like pvssy just as he likes food. If not more.

This is what Peter obi is created for - burials!
See him wearing black since he hit the limelight of Nigerian politics.

He is not meant to be the president of Nigeria, he is meant to be the head of burial ceremonies across the nation. HBC for short.

Stuuufid boy.