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FalseProphet1:
The problem about checking up on people is that they'll use emotional blackmail to bill the living hell out of you and make you feel like a villain if you don't give them money.

This is why most people find it very difficult to check up on people these days.

This I have seen.

Asin ehhh.

Imagine the woman in "calm down" video allegedly committed suicide!

People are going through a lot. Depression is real. A single phone call can save a life. Pick up your phone right now and say 'Hi' to that long time friend. To that family member. To that neighbor. To that faithful customer. To that business partner.


The funny thing is that those who are depressed don't even know that depression has set in.
A little show of kindness, a little show of concern and a little love is sometimes all it takes to save a dying soul.

Ciao

@ nlfpmod.

Obi will soon release press statement.
If you know him , tell him not to contest for Presidency ever again ooo because, we don't want to hear that his baby voice ever again.

Zxcvbnmghtr:
That between our thighs is GREATER than any man dead or alive! Argue with your Pen!s.

I love that region. Especially, when I hold the tighs with my hands as my peniis do the job in the middle. The feelinyno be here.

Pvssy or pvssy adjacent is the main reason why I go after money.
But there's more to life than pvssy.

I dated this girl a long time ago.
I decided to call her today after about 5years of breakup (I suspected she had another guy so I broke up with her - that's the reason for our break up).
First time I called, her number was busy with another call. So I joking said " it's like you thought it was your boyfriend ba?",
To which she said " if it wasy boyfriend, I would know ".


As we were talking, this girl said

"This English sef no dey sweet for my mouth. I prefer moke we speak broken sef".

As the call progresses, the network notified me that "your call had been recorded". That means she's recording my call.

I asked her why she was recording my call and she said it was a mistake and ended the recording.


Later she said she wanted to pick a very important call and I hung up.
This is a girl we broke up in 2020. I have no single interest in her. I was only bored and needed to talk with a girl that's why I called her ( my girlfriend is away in imo and this ex is in the same city as I am).


Girls are confused . That's my main topic.

Odukes:
Non of them.
Real citizens know the winner is Muri

Who is this one again?

Like for Dino
Share for Ododo.

jsp0:
I caught her cheating on me and i broke up with her, although she have begged me but no



since yesterday i don't have appetite,I'm very moody and sad, i have headache, having suicidal thoughts

please how can i move on fast please

seun mynd44

So you saw another man's peniis entering inside her pvssy. Pvssy that you have sacrificed alot for? Pvssy that you has been keeping for a better future?
Imagine how she was moaning to his gbola. Imagine how he was enjoying her body and pvssy. Imagine how f00lish she made you look.

Just imagine how low she thought of you. How st0pid she thought you're.

Drop her name and number, let's give her a piece of the cake too.
She needs to taste the bitterness of her action.

This is the person who truly cooked not that coded olosho who used pvssy to draw attention while having no real cooking skills.

Taste her food in her restaurant and vomit. Very bad cook.

FreeStuffsNG:
He is in a world of his own and talking to himself when the ground has shifted under his feet

11,000 souls perished, mostly defencelss babies, children and women, at his order and he still thinks anyone is listening to him after he has been told to stop the killings yet he refused. Smh

It's already a month of continous day and night full scale air and land bombarding, draining military stockpiles yet no victory and he is being drawn into a long war with increasing isolation of his people in a global village with most of the major international flights in and out of his natural-resource poor but tourism-rich tiny nation of about 7 million people cancelled, Isreal citizens he ordered to leave Southern Israel yet to return to their houses, schools closed, Hezbollah striking and disrupting lives in Northern Israel etc. There's something he is not telling himself, he is winning a battle not the war. He is acting more like a politician who is thinking of winning the next election, he is not a war strategist.

US is supplying both Ukraine and Israel with arms largely built from supplies from China,
Indonesia and Russia, these 3 countries that dominate the supply chains of the materials used in manufacturing arms have placed controls on supply. They will draw him into a long war like Ukraine and drain him like Zelensky until they will now hit back at him.

Unfortunately, it will be from within his own people who will realise the futility in his strategy. Hamas is supposed to be a 5,000 to 15,000 brigade, it's strange that despite repeated Isreal's bombings, air strikes, tanks, hundreds of thousands of Isreal soldiers etc, for a whole month, IDF still cannot pronounce victory yet the Hamas are not ghosts.

When I watched the release of the two hostages last week, I saw the Hamas fighters, they are so confident that I kept wondering if these are people in same Gaza Isreal has been bombing for weeks. So who are the Isreal politicians like Mr Netanyahu deceiving? Certainly,I am not among those he is deceiving. Check my signature for free stuffs!

Why did Hamaz attack Israel?
The 11k who died also supported Hamaz.

Do you know that about 10k Israelis were killed by Hamaz - women and children ?

Do you know that Peter obi has chicken brain?
He promised to prove that he won the election but he couldn't. Now he is holding a world press. Like who the fk holds a world press without evidence?


The boy is a bigot.

If you know that PDP is gone, hit like.
If you think PDP can rule Nigeria in 2027, hit share.

If you belong to Obi camp then you're an Igbo liz4rd. Just skip my post abeg.

NoSmoking:
Is this heaven or where?


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But you're not normal ooo.

Check well, you will see that the girl washed the pvssy, cleaned it and took it to the village head.
Girl of this generation are basically more horni than men.

Even the headless Palestinians know that Israel is not their land. That land belongs to God and Israelites are the people of God.

No wonder Egypt and other wise Islamic countries are quite about the war.

How can you go and attack Isreal just like that. Unprovoked oooo. And the civilians were even happy then.

Now problem came, they are crying.
They have killed over 2000 Israelites as we speak.

NoSmoking:
D day it will reach ur turn, she will come to ur house and switch off her phone

Or u fit dey bang her make she dey talk to d other guy on phone, that's how those type of bannies roll


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We understand their format.

This great city is where GRV or is it GV sef, wanted to rule?
He must be even more st...upid than Obi himself.
Shame on him.

fregmath:
Oponu Destoryer..Be like say you nor get work and you nor get life. Obviously..you nor get sense..You or go leave person pikin before you go jail for no reason.. If you want to Obligate Faithfulness, Marry her by law and by traditions

Na u go entire jail
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fregmath:
MARRY HER IF YOU LOVE HER SO MUCH. YOU GO FIND MONEY WITH YOUR EMOTIONS..NA LOVE YOU DEY FIND...DEY PLAY..YOU WOULD LEARN

🤣🤣🤣🤣
Calm down. Me is not your enemy

Zxcvbnmghtr:
hahahaha. You are DEFINITELY a broke guy.

Maybe. But that doesn't mean she can play with my emotions. Does it? NO!

Nice2023:

U are a criminal,fire will burn ur dirty mouth I swear.

Woman wey u never marry, 419.

Is she ur wife...allow the girl to enjoy her life.

Why would u even say u want to destroy her life because of what?

Is this how wicked many of u are in this country.

May God not spare u before Christmas if u carry out ur evil plans.

Women on nairaland should be wary of this guy,he is simply evil.

Idiot.

It is done. She will regret this life. She will be destroyed. She will be alive but she will wish she's not. Life won't make sense to her anymore. It is already done.
You're too late bro.
Spare me?

I am not even human (the girl didn't know that).
I am the universe.

What is dead may never die.


Girls should know that it's not every guy you deceive and take as fool.

KyleJason:
Dear Op,

There's no need to revenge.
Just scatter her pucci by bleeping her raw, and let her be.
If she gets pregnant, deny it.
That's it.

🤝
Correct gee.

madridguy:
No be every matter person dey revenge for. What if God answer your mumsy prayer make you no see akoba

Words on marble.
You're wise. I give you that.

madridguy:

Any way to really get her broken from the inside?😁.
I want her ruined for life!

One homely innocent girl I asked out came to my house and just before she knocked the door, her phone rang and she picked telling the person "I just want to know if you're around. Ok. I'm closed to your house. I am coming"
It's like she flashed the guy and he called back bcuz that's how she does with me too. I could hear the guy's voice from the speaker through my window.

She knocked and entered. After about 3 minutes, this girl told me she has to rush to work or else her boss will fire her.
I quietly let her go. I smiled and said bye. She smiled too and left.

I am still thinking of the best way to revenge this unfaithfulness.
I really want to destroy the life of this girl.
Any advice?

chatinent:
Still waiting for the woman with the effrontery to try this with me.

You never see anything.

Thundafireseun:
I pity you

Can you slap a cultist

Cultist are low self-esteemed bullies.

Thundafireseun:
Have you tried hugging a transformer??

You will feel Berra and forget all your worries

If I slap you ehhhh.
You think I'm joking here?

Ms202309:
Sorry bro.. I hope Nairaland psychologist step in.. depression is not good

So it could be depression?