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Candidlady:
Yaro ka fadi abin da ka sani don Allah



Y'all just come online to spill 🗑️

How's that trash.
I said what I heard biko.

Rayban25:
I dont know how people(especially adults) can be carrying zodiac on their heads and using it to excuse their foolishness.

Those things are rubbish and it dosent exist. The fallacy is too common among ladies

Ladies depend on it like oxygen.

I have met a couple of them who swore that their relationship is working because they chose the right zodiac.

Natbrowny:
Zodiac signs is just like religion.

If you have belief. It works.

But just like religion. It's a legal and official scam

So it's a scam.

I was talking with some friends today and the issue of zodiac came up.
A girl broke up with her guy over some childish issue ( he was jealous she talks to guys a lot).
When she was telling us why their relationship couldn't work, a guy said " I told you that a Gemini woman can not date a Scorpio man. Next time, find an Aries man or Sagittarius"

I was like " what the fvck is this guy talking about?🤷 These zodiac bullshit doesn't work."

Then another lady said " zodiac is real. If you follow it, your love life will be splendid "
She narrated how she (a cancer) dated a Virgo but later got frustrated and left the relationship. But very happy now dating a Scorpio. She said Cancer - Scorpio relationship is the best.


Please what's your take on these zodiac signs. Is it really worth depending on?

What's your sign and what's your partner's sign?
How is your relationship going based on your zodiac?

@nlfpmod

Unyimekelvin:
I posted here somedays ago,how my aunty is searching for a husband with a good character but don't want to change her own character..

She such a harsh, aggressive being; i have ever seen on this universe 😕😡😡
She said i hurt her feelings with those posts nd she's not gonna forgive me...

she even cursed me,by saying i Will not have a peaceful home when I get married...😡😡😡😡 She has blocked my number.. She said I'm judging her nd she's not cool that!!

I need some advice please, should I apologize to her or let's it slide!!🥺🥺🥺🥺

I'm a bit nervous but I was doing the right thing now!!!🤔🤔😳


Aunty Helen, hope you are seeing this.🤞🤞🤞 ✍️✍️🤞

Her curse will work only if you marry a woman like her.
Avoid women like your aunt.

Wittyglam:
I shouldn’t be laughing but this is funny .

I wasn't trying to be funny.

finegirl233:
What did you want to do with my facebook username?
I cant give it to you.

Why are you harsh?
So to try being your friend is a crime? Ok. Keep your username.

finegirl233:
Too much sense in one sentence

Girl u bad.

Drop ur Facebook username.

Her: Honey, would u allow me go on a vacation with my ex?

Me: Yeah my love.

[ She went. Enjoyed. Had loads of sex. And came back]

Me: sorry who are you?
Her: it's me. Your wife.

Me: Ogun kill you. I have a new wife who is already pregnant for me. Look at her.😁

SangoOlukosoOba:
Definitely!

So far its going to be a one way ticket.

Three bottles of COVID-19 for you.

Thelastjoker:
Chai, man marry man
what is the difference between him and that lady

She has a vag and a womb.

Think next time before you post.

Xenry:
That's silly. You are literally chasing her away.

Better she leaves than stays with fake love.

Op, call your first name, followed by your sur name then hit your chest and say ."I .....(so so so), son of .... Is a fool!


Didn't you see the red flag before you marry her?

You allowed her wide overused pvssy to confuse you.

That your wife is the woman who will eventually kill you.

Sandralight:
Ok if you elder sister is 28 that means you will be between 22 -26 age old.
Wow so this are the people talking about when a woman should get married lol.
You just reminded me of my cousin who is 18 and was telling me how his friend is dating an old lady, only for me to find out that his friend was dating a 24 years old lady.
My point is when someone is still young, someone older seems ancient to them, trust me a woman doesn't turn to an hag when she hit 30 or even 35, try to open your eyes aging doesn't work like that.

Also try to focus on yourself and stop worrying about when your Sister or other aunties around you will get married, marriage is not a Certificate to happiness.

I am not going to psychoanalyse you but if I did I could probably say, you have issues with women, maybe a heartbreak or something and you have a profound dislike of women, you try to console yourself that most girls are wasting their youth and once they get to a certain age nobody will want them anymore.
That you trying to give yourself hope that, that your ex girlfriend will regret leaving you, most of your past posts is about bashing women of been been old and unmarried, anyway I hope you grow out of this.

Shut up!

At 27/30 a woman turns a hag. A distasteful hag at in fact.

No woman pray to be singing at 26. Don't lie to yourself. Do u pray to be single when you were 26?

Treasure17:
The earlier he do away with this cap the better for him and try and look like a president for once. The rightful owner of that position is coming anyway.

You will shed tears for 8 years🤣🤣🤣

Bimpe29:
Inna lillahi wa inna ilehi rajiun

Na desame nonsense wey una dey recite always wey dey make una kill people anyhow be this.
Nonsense nonsensical.

Kajaard:
You are a fool. A very big fool. Do you know that girl is less than 10 years old?

Wait till you have a daughter and she becomes a slut at 10. You think your words don't have repercussions? Just wait and see. Idiot.

Check my post. I anticipated your reply. 😁.

She's receiving priick. When she's done, they will see her.

(No body should think I didn't consider her age. Children of these days are priick hunters).

If you're not surprised by the news, hit like.

If it shocked you to read of this news, hit share.

EMMARNUEL:
That liability belongs to the street. I don't even know the joy you guys have in dating women.. Tueh..

See this one. Shey na fellow man we for date before? It's like ur brain is paining you.

Is it android 13 Go edition?

Any Go edition is bad news.

Lilymax:
You don't have sense!
You mentioned 23 yrs old earlier, now you're talking about 30-40 yrs.
Piss one place make e foam!

See how dumb and inconsistent your thought process is, it's the same dumbness that makes you spew rubbish without pausing to think and reason like a normal human being.

You should be ashamed of yourself! Learn to think before you type or talk (if your imagination can possibly grasp such a concept). You won't drop dead!!!!!!!

Sweetheart, read my post again. Anything older than 23 is a bad news.
I don't need to tell u that 30 is older than 23.

Josbreed:
Shey you been watch one video wey dem post for nairaland here wey girls of 16 and 17 years old were interviewed and dem talk say dem both get like more than 11 body counts? So even your age suggestion 18-23 no dey valid.

Now imagine what their body counts will be by the time they're 30.

Also imagine you meeting one of those girls for a serious relationship by the time she's 27.
In fact, her body count by then would have risen to 100+.


No matter how you skin it, younger is better!

Nothing good can be harvested from dating a woman who is above 23.

Fruit4me:
see mentality, Jesus! Na woman go marry this one? I pity her already. I’m sure you came out of a male anus. Na people like una go enter abroad and will still not be exposed. Local!

Exposure that will make my guys use their money to treat infections and diseases that did not not cause should stay away.

Exposure ko
Inposure ni.

Lilymax:
How do you walk around with such an empty head? Look at the rubbish you are typing as a grown human being.

Do u wish ur male child marry a woman who is in her 30s or in her 40s?

When you were in your teens or early 20s, do you pray to marry at the age of 30 and above? Is it not stupidity that kept you single to this age? Is it not the same stupidity that will make you choose any man that comes your way now ( why won't you? When you have pushed all good men away from your life when you thought you have time. Now your time is passed. You're angry at the truth).
Do u pray for your daughters to be singing at the age of 30?

How old was your mother when she birthed you?

DaddyCoool:
You mean FTC. They should give prize for first to comment not creator

No.
I am talking about those who open threads that hit front page.

I think the CEO of nairaland should reward you if you create good thread that hit front page.

No matter how little. Those who post interactive topic/ contents that make it to front page should be rewarded with money.

$1 or even 50 cents.

Quora is fast growing because it rewards you for providing answers and even asking intelligent questions.
Some of us search everywhere and even brainstorm to bring good contents here. Again, we should be rewarded for our little efforts.

What do you think?

@nlfpmod

I didn't read your long epistle.

What I want to know is
How much?
How many pvssy have been fvcked on it?
Do the own bedwet?
Do u have cat?

siofra:
5 I think. Ever since I knew myself.

Nigerian men are animals.

There are only two kingdoms in the world of living things: Plant and Animal kingdoms.

We are all animals sweetheart.

handsomeyitayo:
we never see salary till now

Like say nothing go show this month o