₦airaland Forum

livitexguy:
As for me, what i learn when I was small was bicycle , that is Long John as per what it's use to called, but the rest,i did not learn them.

Even motorcycle?

IamCookie:
I used only 3days and keeps observing ... While in Sec.school ,wey back in 1996 with a manual transmission

Are u lying to me?
I was just getting to like you.

mywells:
But not with manual transmission.

Automatic transmission she said.

TheGift:
I would say four days! But I can actually say four hours.

The first day I used one hour lesson to learn how to start , stop and change gears depending on speed (it was a manual car)

The second day I used less than an hour to learn how to start and stop on a steep hill.

The third day I used another hour or less to learn how to reverse on a straight road and into bends on my right and on my left.

The fourth day, I took the car keys and went on the road all by myself to gain my confidence , and I have been driving ever since.

I think one can learn how to drive in a day. Just break it down into four lessons of one hour each. With breaks in between.

The real learning is when you actually get on the road with other road users - including pedestrians.

I never used a Learners sign but it is advisable the learners do.

Good luck!

You try.

kuuljay:
you dey work there? No make me use my last card now go drink hero cos my head dey hot

Which ministry u dey?

Confirmedzombie:
The IPPIS server is malfunctioning. A notice has been sent to MDAs to request staff who received alert for June salary twice not to touch it.

The system will dictate all and you will have to return it or take it as your July salary.

Whereby the system doesn't dictate it at the moment and you eat the money you will be blocked from further salaries for many months.

Civil servants will start receiving alerts sunday afternoon.

The IPPIS server fixed perfectly this evening

You sure?
It's afternoon already.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Me nor even learn

Na one day as a stubborn child I reach my elder sister house...she nor dey house

I carry her husband mother begin match Am follow street

Na so news reach her say me don dey cruise her husband motor
She begin call me for phone I nor pick...

Na wa o.

RoadMozart:
As Idan wey I be, na me teach myself.

No shaking

Hope say u no spoil the car before you enter road?

He tied the mouth of his wife 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Ndi iberibe.

My sister spent 3 weeks. After that, she used learner's tag (L) for another one week.

Now, she says she can drive anything anywhere anyhow 😁.

How long did it take you?

@nlfpmod

Finally, pvssy is becoming a waste!

Men use to cherish pvssy in the past but as soon as women begun to put price on it, it is becoming a waste!

Women think the world revolves around their pvssy. Shame!

If a girl lasts 10 years in a man's house in this generation, she needs to conduct thanksgiving service.

If a girl wants you to worship her just because you told her you love her, brother, let her bounce!

When konji sets in, enter brothel or have a girl on FWB scale.
Never worship a woman. If she wants to leave, biko, let her leave. Your life will not stop.

Chee59:
Are you happy you don't have an evidence to prove your kids are yours other than "I just know"?

I do have proof. DNA test!

Aside that, my family has a characteristic eye color and nose. She can't lie.


Back to you. Are you happy without a man in your life?
Do you regret rejected men when you were younger and beautiful?

Chee59:
Ignore their ramblings.

Come, tell me the truth.

Are you happy without a man in your life?

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Will they stop aging when men come into their lives?
I don't see those with men in their lives staying you every year or looking younger than they were before the men came into their lives.
How come men complain about ladies being single more than ladies themselves?

They won't stop ageing with men in their live but they will age with happiness and fulfilment unlike those who age with sadness of not having a man.


A woman without a man in her life is incomplete. No matter how much money she has, she will never be truly happy without a man in her life.

But a man can have FWB / baby mama and be completely happy.

I pray you won't find a man to wife you. Say amen if you can be happy without a man.

EconomistXplain:
i heard its only in south east that FG workers are not paid yet..

Even North.

handsomeyitayo:
did he mention they pay them 40percent

You can't read?

Sucre6:
Nope, but there was arrears of the 40% increment by buhari government, our ministry didn't want to include us until this month, the salary looks nothing like double salary

Nice one. At least that 40% will do something for your family.

Sucre6:
Yes, I received mine 4 days ago and my ministry is under IPPIS Abuja

Was it double salary you received or as usual?

handsomeyitayo:
well I learnt that ippis are paying double salary

Double? How?

It's just June na

Diffen:
Some ministries have paid while some haven't. My friends got Thursday night,some Friday morning. It's still dropping but we are still waiting.

I don't think anything is coming this weekend. Do they pay of weekends?

Ladiesdream:
NO, I am a trader.

2 litres of petrol for you.

handsomeyitayo:
my agency haven't seen, ministry of budget and national planning

I will like us to be friends.

Ladiesdream:
Depends on where you're working, salary dropped since Thursday evening. Though it's not all staff that got it. The ippis is malfunctioning, ask your colleagues if any have received, if yes then you're among the unlucky ones that are affected by the ippis malfunctioning.

Are u a civil servant?

Zxcvbnmghtr:
You mean men won't stop raping women who reject them? This lady of not up to 20 years old must have so much regretted her rejection that she committed sucide after being raped.




jeromestarks the bolded lol.

Nothing is changed my dear.

Zxcvbnmghtr:
Well this man will know better after Justice is served.

His imprisonment will not stop men from going after girls when they're young and beautiful.
It will also not stop women from regretting why they rejected men when they're young and beautiful.

You see, nothing has changed. It is what it is.

Zxcvbnmghtr:
So jeromestarks this is a perspective of mine I was projecting. Sad but true about so many men.

Hmmmm. I see your point.


I am not saying you're wrong to reject those men but I am saying it is not right to insult them and think they're "disrespecting" themselves.

They are men.
You see my dear, in this dating game, men always win! Men always win.
Adele knew that (Set fire to the rain).
Many women in their 40s know that.
You too should know that.

Normally, women are irritating once you get to know them.

Only few are well trained to live with men. The rest are irritating creatures.

The best of Nigerian women is what you see. Underneath them is full of shit!

Samantha124:
The wedding is next year in January, feel free to come and try to stop it..💃💃💃🤣🤣

You shouldn't have said that.

Samantha124:
Sure, women want an exclusive monogamous relationship, but you'll be shocked to find out that most of those women in long distance relationships or marriages also have side dudes and in most cases, their boyfriends or husbands never get to find out about it.

Most men who are in long distance relationships or marriages keep fathering children that are not biologically theirs...

So if men are polygamous in nature, then it also means that women are polyandrous in nature too and you guys should respect that...

I only pity the man who would be f00lish enough to marry you.
He will be living in hell on earth.
May good men never cross your path.

Zxcvbnmghtr:
When I was just 14 years old, men as old as my father were all over me simply because at that age I have a well developed breast and a round back side. You need to see how these old men will be disrespecting themselves in front of me at just 14. Since then I knew that men don't have any sense when it comes to trying to satisfy their sexual urge.

Men kill each other all because of our 'smelling puccy' lol you can imagine. .

I hope you're happily married now?
If you're not, then regret is what made you submit this post.

You wish they men still float around you.
You wish to have married one then as no man is ready to commit to you now. Honestly, your life would have been better should you marry one of them - ask our Muslim northerners.

You wish those who approached you then still come around.
Sorry dear, those days when you were 14 were the BEST days of your life!
I see you becoming a single mother very soon just like some girls here who thought they had all the time in the world when they were younger and beautiful. When men were "disrespecting" themselves in front of them. Now, their time is passed. Your time is PASSED!

Enjoy your regret!

Zxcvbnmghtr:
Prosperity more prosperity much more Prosperity in good health, happiness and long life.

When He will do it, I will come here and extend the blessings to you.🙏

Zxcvbnmghtr:
iDespite all our fasting, prayers, night vigils, Prophecies and countless God forbid all was/is in vain. God still raised him high above all of us who hated this man. It's better to be on the side of who God has graced and not who God has disgraced. Am fully BATIFIED. May God continue to bless you Tinubu, grant you wisdom, and grant all of us good health, long life and prosperity. God please continue to bless Nigeria with visionary leaders hence forth.

"Every once in a while, I think that history gives us one or two persons who are gifted transformative leaders. I believe that our country has been gifted with this transformative leader, Ashiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu. I believe very strongly that this man’s political trajectory has only just begun. He is a man who has tremendous giftings and God has great plans ahead for him". Prof Yemi Osibanjo Ex-Vice President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

You spoke well.
Please say something good into my life too.