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Are you tired of that particular girl?
Do you desire to really focus on your life and that girl is really causing serious distraction?
Do you want to save money this year and she's seems like a liability (many of them are actually liabilities).
Do you want to let that girl down gently without her coming after you because you have wasted her time?

Here's how to go about it.


1. HIV- tell her you're HIV positive. You discovered last week. Just put a date you know you didn't sex her.
Like, avoid sex with her for about a week and tell her that you took a test on Thursday and it came back positive.
Take her for test too (if God wan catch you, make she sef come be positive. Wahala for you be dat).

2. "I impregnated another girl but I don't like her and her family said I must marry her and the girl is planning to attack any girl she sees with me. Babe, I choose you" (na you go dey beg her to stay but after 3 days, you no go hear from her constantly again)

3. Genotype (no need for long explanation. You can't continue the relationship. Simple.
But make sure she's not AA ooo.)

4. Infertility ( Doctor said any pregnancy a woman eventually carry for you will either terminate or the mother will have difficulty delivering the baby - you have to be smart on this one though).

5. Spiritual wife which has promised to kill your current girlfriend if you don't break up with her ( church girl go suggest pastor - no go. Tell her the spirit wife say if you go, she go finish you and you dey fear
Area girl no go send. Wakeup one night and dramatize. Area girl go run).

6. Become excessively jealous. It will take time but she go soon leave you.
Pick up fight over any male friend she talks to, even if it's her brother.
Chase every Friend out of her life. Omo, girl go suggest break up sharp sharp.

7. Withdraw attention from her.
If she asks what happened. Tell her you are depressed and thinking of committing suicide.
Begin to tell her that one day you might just wake up and jump into lagoon.
You don't want to hurt her so you want a breakup because right now, you're lost.
This might take few weeks but after she tried getting your attention and failed, she will definitely move on peacefully.

8. Suddenly go broke (girl wey love you no go leave because of this shaa but you go take am to the extreme. Las las, she go leave)

9. If you discover that she truly wants to stay and be your wife, wake up one morning and drive your discussion toward family. Then tell her that you don't like babies. Make it very serious that if your wife gets pregnant at any point in your marriage, you must make sure she aborts it and if she refuses, you will divorce her or maltreat her until she does (Omo, na that day the babe go leave you with your wahala)

10. This number 10 is my favorite. I have used it many times and it has never failed me. I love using number 10 whenever I am tired of fvcking a particular girl or whatever I discover that she's not a virgin.
Here is it. Number 10 is to combined number 1 to 9 on a single lady. If she no leave you, run and jump inside river because na agent of darkness she be.

@ nlfpmod

1. HIV( always works)

2. "I impregnated another girl but I don't like her and her family said I must marry her and the girl is planning to attack any girl she sees with me. Babe, I choose you" (na you go dey beg her to stay but after 3 days, you no go hear from her constantly again)

3. Genotype.

4. Infertility ( Doctor said any pregnancy a woman eventually carry for you will either terminate or the mother will have difficulty delivering the baby - you have to be smart on this one though).

5. Spiritual wife which has promised to kill your current girlfriend if you don't break up with her ( church girl go suggest pastor - no go. Tell her the spirit wife say if you go, she go finish you and you dey fear
Area girl no go send. Wakeup one night and dramatize. Area girl go run).

6. Because excessively jealous. It will take time but she go soon leave you.
Pick up fight over any male friend she talks to, even if it's her brother.
Chase every Friend out of her life. Omo, girl go suggest break up sharp sharp.

7. Withdraw attention from her.
If she asks what happened. Tell her your depressed and thinking of committing suicide.
Begin to tell her that one day you might just wake up and jump into lagoon.
You don't want to hurt her so you want a breakup because right now, you're lost.
This might take few weeks but after she tried getting your attention and failed, she will definitely move on peacefully.

8. Suddenly go broke (girl wey love you no go leave because of this shaa but you go take am to the extreme. Las las, she go leave)

9. If you discover that she truly wants to stay and be your wife, wake up one morning and drive your discussion toward family. Then tell her that you don't like babies. Make it very serious that if your wife gets pregnant at any point in your marriage, you must make sure she aborts it and if she refuses, you will divorce her or maltreat her until she does (Omo, na that day the babe go leave you with your wahala)

10. This number 10 is my favorite. I have use it many times and it has never failed me. I love using number 10 whenever I am tired of fvcking a particular girl or whatever I discover that she's not a virgin.
Here is it. Number 10 is to combined number 1 to 9 on a single lady. If she no leave you, run and jump inside river because na agent of darkness she be.

Astro999:
Good evening nairaland. I just started dating this beautiful girl. I like her very much, but the problem is she does not call me or text me first! I do the calling and texting and it makes me feel I am the one putting all the effort.

Even when I text her she replies with single words like ok , fine, yes, no. I talked to her about it but there has been no change. What can I do?

Before I can accurately advice you, you need to narrate everything that transpired between the two of you from the time your met her to the time you asked her to be your girlfriend and how she reacted to your request.


In your life op, never bring half baked story here for us to analyze again. Did they tell you that we have nothing to do? Even if we are currently doing nothing, we have election results to monitor.
Stupid boy.
Narrate or fvck off.

techgen:
Reminds of one encounter, I had with a long time banny, na so I enter ha town come control ha come my hotel...we just gist normal normal...but the thing dey our mind, I feel am...after like 1hr of old time gist, banny come stand up say she won go, meanwhile, I'm dey think like OP, how to enter her with bang*ng...

Based on the simp I be then, I come say make I escort since she don ready to go...

When we come out, come dey Waka for passage, na once I grab ha with kids*ing, we come k*as enter room back.

As I fall her for bed, na once she come break say make I stop, wetin we be...I nor fit drop mad lines based on the simp in me then.

na so she come stand up, leave that day...
The next day, I come check out...after like 2 days, she come call say she dey come...the thing pain me, till this day... because I don check out.

After, like 2 months...she come marry Sha... relationship nor remain same after the miss ban*ging.

In all, the experience reshape me to an Apha male

So, OP...you gat plant seed before you strike.

🤣.
She don marry no mean say you no still fit bang her.
If you still get interest, call her. Fvck her. Infact, she go appreciate the fvcking very well now wey her husband don dey tire her.

Na married women dey cheat pass.
My friend get one married banny wey him dey chike always. The girl na him ex and she get sweet shape, full brewsss and nice yansh.

I just dey pity the mumu husband wey no marry virgin.

Atiku won in that state. That means APC and LP lost.

If you marry a virgin woman, you Win.

If you didn't marry a virgin woman, you have Lost in life because you can never have peace in that marriage.

A woman you did not disvirgin will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market and you will train another man's child thinking it's yours. Women don't get over the first man who fvcked them.

Don't let any family sell a used pvssy for you as new.

Marry a virgin woman. Only her can give you legitimate, clean and responsible children. Only her deserves your love and devotion.

If you marry a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by many men, your daughters too will open their legs for men before they clock 13 and they will do it for two eggs and indomie.
Girls are a copy of their mothers. Get a responsible woman to be the mother of your children.
Be wise.

okoroemeka:
why not take her hands look her straight in the eyes and tell her how much you love and feel about her,two things with happen either she agrees or disagree,the fact that she is close to you is a sign that she is comfortable with you but not friend zoned,tear your eyes away from her assets and banish the thoughts of lust from your mind,put up a facade of love and affection you will stand a chance,you may even be surprised she may be waiting for you to say such first,with women anything can happen

You're right.

kenedyx:
No dey overthink pvssy jhoor.. I totally hate that shît!

I once had a lady like this your own. I was respecting her boundaries until the day I realized she's not the "holy Mary" she claimed to be - one man with Jeep dey drop her off after choir practice on Saturday. I was so pissed, I made up my mind on what to do.

Next time wey we get rendezvous, omoh na so I press this babe nyash from out of the blue. She shock, I no even look am, I proceeded to squeeze her boobs. Mehn na so this babe land me slap o.

I no come do like person wey dem even slap, na so I grab this babe, put my hand through her dress, had a hand full of her warm nakêd boobs in the cusps of my one hand, come proceed to finger her through her skirt with the other hand. Na there she know say water don pass garri o, come dey tell me "this is wrong, please let's not do this". I come dey agree "it's very wrong", but I still dey smooch am silly.

Na so we do till night fall, she say she wan go house. I say no wahala, at least I don achieve my aim which was to demystify her body.

Funny enough I bin think say she go vex when I call am, but na so we even arrange another meeting and the rest na history.

Omoh, the Koko be say, I no fit dey die inside to bang babe pvssy, then come dey disguise for her front, Lai Lai, bad as e bad, I must press everything wey dey her body.

Kai 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
You will not make heaven 🤣🤣🤣.
Walahi ta lai (in Tinubu's voice) You're too bad.🤣.

Preciousgirl:
I am not kidding

You have nothing that he wants. Save you worn out smelly pvssy for an unfortunate man.
Obi has a future to lead (he will start working in about 24 years time. Then obi will rise).

slivertongue:
APC will lose plateau state

Even their governor knows that he has lost Plateau to LP.

4Humanity4All:
I understand you quite well but I must tell you I'm a private person myself though there is no way I can convince you of that. You can only take my word for it. I see your good intentions btw and I appreciate it.

I will use a POS.
God bless us all.
Drop your account details and lf god bless me, verily verily I say to you, I will surely extend it to u. No matter how small.

4Humanity4All:
I also need money oo though I'm a male. Since, we don't know each other, it won't be a problem right? I will really appreciate your kind gesture.

There are two problems here.
1. I have spent the money I made last month. But if I get another contract such as the one of last month, I might send you something for sure.

2. I am a very private person. If I sent you money, my name might appear on the credit alert message. You will know who I am. I can't risk that.

blingxx:
Wtf if not for poverty for wey dey worry you how much is 80k something that is not even up to 200$ ... This your mentality is very bad oga you think you are making sense but you not are ... Chai poverty no worry obi Is coming

The thing is this. If the op has upto 500k in his account, there's nothing wrong in getting a phone of 80k.
But I know he's the kinda kid that only has about 85k (given to him by his dad or a relative) and he wants to get a phone of 80k.
He's probably jobless sef.
He's stupidity is on another level.

dontrulee:
I help people a lot but if I see that you've entitlement mentality, I'll zero my mind.

One babe dey pressure me to send her money, she said she wasn't feeling fine that I should buy pizza for her. Currently, I can buy more than 200 pizza and still be comfortable but did I send her the money, no. I only said I'll think about it (like how ladies will think about it if you ask them for a relationship).

Another asked me to sub for her, did I? Hell no. Why should I sub for someone who broke up with me via a text message??

Another, a female friend of mine called me this afternoon (after a long time) and said she voted for peter Obi, I was impressed and sent her some cash.

I have realized one thing, it's good to help others if you can but it shouldn't be at your own expense.

You did well. I am proud of you my child.

That animal can eat a full grown man easily just like the pvssy of a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by many can swallow a whole community dicck and not still satisfied.


Marry a virgin woman or else you will regret your marriage like many men are currently regretting.

Virginity is purity. Choose purity and see how beautiful your house will be.
Do otherwise and regret ever getting married.
Be wise.

If I ask this idiot watin him wan use 80k phone for now, na rubbish him go talk o.

Why do u need a phone of 80k?

You get house?
You get car?
Your mama dey eat well?
You don finish school?
You don do masters?
You get up to 900k for your account?
You get any investment?

I know say your answer na NO to all the questions.

You wan buy 80k phone for gaming, impressing girls, looking like big boy amongst friends.
Op, you're a big fool.

Many secondary school girls are marrying their teachers these days.
I know about 7 girls ( all Igbos) who married their teachers.
A girl in my class even married our Kemis3 teachers and they have four children now.

Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman and marry. Better to suffer to find a virgin woman and have a peaceful lasting home than to marry a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by many men and suffer in your marriage.

A woman you did not disvirgin will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market and you will train another man's child thinking it's yours.

Marry a virgin woman. She kept herself for you, thus, she deserves to be kept.
Don't use your hard-earned money to pay bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony and take care of in-laws just to have a woman who was fvcked when she was intact by guys who didn't pay more than two eggs and indomie to fvck her. Only a fool will do that.
Are you the fool?

Beebah321:
Then look for a mature lady na

Which kind advice be this?😡

He should look for mature lady? Mature ladies that their pvssies have been fvcked and mounted by many men?

Mature ladies that some of them are single mothers carrying curses?

Mature ladies with wide and smelly pvssy?
Mature ladies whose destiny have been used by Yahoo boys with them (the ladies) not knowing?


Abeg, allow him to get one of those young girls who still have their glory intact.


Op, never date a single mother. There's a reason men who fvcked her didn't stay in her life. She's a curse to her children; born and unborn.
No go carry curse for head o.

Never date a girl above 23. Women get clumsier with age. Most girls above 27/30 are battling with one terminal disease or the other.
If you date a woman above 23, you will definitely use your money to treat diseases which you know nothing about.

Finally, fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman and marry. Only her deserves your love and devotion.

Communityelder:
Shey if you broke you go meet girls make them help you? Because if you meet any guy to help you na thunder from pacific ocean go strike your leg mumu man

Calm down na. E never reach like that.

HellVictorinho7:
i cannot wish u well

🤣🤣🤣🤣.

woginid967:
Movies with snacks laced with something like spanishfly will make i work

You mean the best way to enter her balablu is to drug her?

Whenever you're going to Abuja from Bauchi, stop at Nassarawa, find a place to sit down and take 2hrs to fear we men.

Una wiked🤣

1STCREATURE:
lol, there is no decent lady baba, every girl have dat bitch side of them. Na the way u enter her she go take reprocrate.
I can see u are a very nice guy definitely she will be a very decent girl to u.

Have u break the touch barrier? Eye contact? What do u people discuss whenever when u are with her? Is it the normal platonic discussion? Do u create intent? Do u make her comfortable with and free with u without giving the impression u will judge her? Do u make her Jealous? Are u not needy? These are simple ways to land any girl
Signify if u want me to break down all have mentioned here

You're a very bad guy.🤣
Women go don suffer for your hand.

The downside of your kinda person is that you will find it difficult to be faithful in your marriage.

Shame on you.

pussygotlips:
Ahh Daniel you are doing wonderful

Na WA o!🙆
Which kind moniker be this one again?

woginid967:
Get her drumk... Then watch a very hardcoore movie like 365 with her... She will be free and talk her truth about you. Then when she is sober kindly bring it up again. And agree to become a friend with benefits


Else if its too long a process.

Use another sim and tell her you are interested, you're a secret admirer, send her hot videos that will make her wish for it.... Beg for it... Then arrange to meet her somewhere farrr and then be there and enjoy each other

Baba, this babe is 29!
This method dey work for those 18 yr old girl only ooo.
Besides, this girl is VERY decent. She will just delete the video the moment you send it to her or stop the movie and walk away.

Even her mother respects her morals.

Elitefosa:
Nawa ooo... See as I dey hot seat dey wait for results from northern states...

That means say Nigerian matter no matter to you...

Oga she is your friend, no objectify her abeg.... If na guy you no go reason like this....

Moreover you have someone....

She is like your Bro now.... And you know what bro code says....

Never f..k with your bro or any bro as a bro!

Me too dey wait for Northern results o. I wan see how those people wan take vote.
I know say them no go vote Obi. Na either Atiku or Tinubu.
But as guy man wey I be, my pen!s dey rise when I see kitten ooo.

parcydrix:
I can't believe what I just read. I don't know the kind of friends you keep but this shows that you don't have sense and the type of person you are.

Your guy come meet you make you borrow am money to complete him rent, you tell am say you no get come carry the same money go give one random bannie for street dey feel urslf. What were you trying to prove? Who will kill you because of 20k? Whose prayer would God answer between that girl and your friend if you helped him. You are just a dumb fool.

If you need financial help in the future no by mistake ask any of your guys because u fit kill them out of jealousy. God abeg no give me this kind of friend

Calm down. You're taking the whole thing too personal.

olaeffect:
Bro, free her I beg. No be every meat person dey chop.

You have a babe remember.
And you possibly don't have any intention of getting serious with her.
And you just stated that everyone around her knows you as a friend that is like a brother.

If you approach her sexually and she agrees, she will want something more serious which I can clearly see that you are not prepared for.
If she says no, she may never see you the same way again and it may affect your friendship.

Whichever way you look at it, it is going to end badly.

My advice to you; gist with her as a friend; tell her playfully that you and your babe are having issues and you are seriously Hot and looking out for a lady you guys can be hanging out sexually for now till you get your mind straightened out.
Ask her if she has a friend she can introduce you to; see her reaction to know your next move.

I dey wait for update.

I almost stopped reading your post but somehow, I got to the end and your advice is really great.
I will tell her and see her reaction.

Belteshazzar1:
Ahhhh with the election result, i don't know why your libido is still standing...

It's even because of the "no movement" election rule that made her to come spend time with me.
Omo, I couldn't stop looking at her assets.

I'm a player ( not really a professional one shaa) but I don't know how to ask this girl for sex.

There's this lady (29 years old), we have been friends for a very long time. Her mom knows me as her daughter's friend. Her brothers ( junior and senior) also know me as her friend. Infact, I am like a family friend.

We are so use to each other that we speak like brothers and sisters.
Recently, I had a misunderstanding with my girlfriend and I have promised not to call her if she didn't call me first (Babe hasn't called since then and me too, I lock up).
So because my babe is away, I have developed sexual attraction to this friend of mine but I can't find the courage to tell her.

I kept thinking:
" What if she says no and that destroyed our pure relationship?"

See guys, the truth is I don't have the courage to ask this lady for sex. She's so decent, elegant and respectful that I give myself sense whenever I am around her.


Those of you who are more experienced than me in straffing women, how do I bed this ice queen?


(@ nlfpmod , I know you won't push it to front page but come and advice me biko )

Uchesis:
But your mother wasn't a virgin when she married your dad

If she didn't, I wouldn't have the confidence to post about virginity.

I will follow whoever wins this election.
But
I will never follow a single mother.
I will never wife a woman fvcked and mounted by other men. Only a fool would do that. I will just fvck her and let others fvck her.

Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman and marry.
Better to suffer to find a virgin woman and have a peaceful lasting home than to marry one of these girls who has already been fvcked and mounted by many men and suffer in your marriage.
Be wise.

ObamaMessi:
Wash your eyes with acid before looking up the moniker you quoted.

🤣
People mad for nairaland shaaa.

ObamaMessi:
See this idiot 😣 You really do not have an iota of sense that's why you choose to believe what ever you want. The worst part of it is that you don't want to accept correction and you even want to impose it on it on others. No matter what your miserable life has dished out to you, we will help our male friends instead of the female folks, you can go kill yourself and no one cares about that.

You're too aggressive. Calm down and make valid points. That's how you can make sense.