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Education / Re: FUTO 2017/2018 Admission List Out – Check Now by Jerry2i(m): 7:30am On Nov 14, 2017
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Education / Re: FUTO Admission List 2017/2018 Released by Jerry2i(m): 7:19am On Nov 14, 2017
Will they upload more names later?
Are the names uploaded in batches?
Business / Re: Bvn-related Asset Forfeiture May Jolt Banks Like TSA by Jerry2i(m): 8:19am On Oct 30, 2017
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Business / Re: It Is More Profitable To Invest In Agriculture,ict Than Oil & Gas - Rainoil Boss by Jerry2i(m): 7:50am On Oct 30, 2017
As much as I'll want to agree with him or every other person that thinks that agriculture is the way, I'll like to say that without the 'oyel' money all this cannot be achieved. Most major players in this sectors(real estate, agriculture, ICT) made their money through oil and gas or politics.

What I'm I trying to say?
Oyel money is the real deal. tongue

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Education / Re: Photos Of Students Fleeing Schools In Rukpokwu, Port Harcourt Over Vaccination by Jerry2i(m): 12:18pm On Oct 17, 2017
Same thing here in diobu; i.e mile 1,mile 2, mile 3 and environs.

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Business / Re: Bank Customers, Investors Shun Deposits For Treasury Bills by Jerry2i(m): 12:51pm On Aug 07, 2017
I really need more insight on how this T.B works.
Politics / Re: PDP Supreme Court Ruling: Sheriff Vs Makarfi (Live Updates) by Jerry2i(m): 9:24am On Jul 12, 2017
. Just thinking.....
Education / Re: Mathematicians And Thinkers Can You Solve This by Jerry2i(m): 8:37pm On Jun 07, 2017
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Fashion / Re: Tattooed Lady: "I Paid N10,000 To Soldiers In Port-Harcourt For Wearing Tattoo" by Jerry2i(m): 10:00pm On Apr 05, 2017
MrEgbegbe:

That's a big lie

The Army or Police don't give a fucck if you're tatted like Lil Wayne or Wizkhalifa

The police or Army didn't disturb people when tattoos where considered as a taboo in the 90's and early 2000, why would they give a fucck now that lawyers, Bank Managers, CEO, Army guys, Doctors all have tattoos in Nigeria

She's just naturally dumb

Why would someone tell you that there's a new law in Rivers state that bans tattoos and you decide to pay them 10k, it's just like saying that there's a law that bans wearing clothes in Rivers state

We can't take a girl who writes lives in Nigeria as "leave in Nigeria"

Ignorant lying girls
oga argue what you are sure of.
Education / Re: Has Anyone Registered For JAMB 2017 UTME? Share Experiences Here! by Jerry2i(m): 10:05am On Mar 22, 2017
armzyville:
pls...someone should let me know the right jamb center for registration in awka
awka has 2 centers, 1 grafil computer limited opp thrillers fast food aroma junction, 2. Integral development konsult 18/28 enugu/onitsha expressway
Education / Re: Has Anyone Registered For JAMB 2017 UTME? Share Experiences Here! by Jerry2i(m): 9:49am On Mar 22, 2017
vFvendetta:
port-harcourt is not updated on jamb site and we have less than a month to complete the registration?? is like I will leave jamb this year.
Rivers state has 4 CBT centres for registration.
2 in port harcourt, 1 at iriebe, 1 at uniport (choba)

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Education / Jamb Begins 2017 UTME Registration. by Jerry2i(m): 8:22pm On Mar 15, 2017
Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates for admission to Tertiary Institutions in Nigeria for the 2017/2018 academic session.

2.0 REGISTRATION PERIOD
The period of sale/registration for UTME is from Monday 20th March to Wednesday 19th April 2017 while registration closes on Saturday 22nd April 2017.

For DIRECT ENTRY, the application will be on sale from Sunday 23 April, 2017.


3.0 STEPS FOR 2017 REGISTRATION AND APPLICATION DOCUMENTS
i. Each candidate must have personal e-mail address and mobile phone number.
ii. Each candidate is to use his/her functional and valid personal e-mail address. The system would reject at the point of registration any already used e-mail address.
iii. Each candidate must personally create a JAMB profile on the JAMB portal through JAMB Mobile App available on Android, Windows and iOS platforms OR visit a Bank, NIPOST to create his/her JAMB profile on the JAMB portal: www.jamb.org.ng. Name, date of birth, personal e-mail address and place of origin are required to create the profile.
iv. Payment for JAMB's E-PIN-registration and the recommended reading text is done at the banks and NIPOST. Banks have also agreed to make these services available at CBT centres and JAMB State Offices.
v. Each Candidate should visit any accredited CBT centre with his/her personal details, the profile and evidence of payment.
vi. The CBT centre or JAMB State Office, supplies, at no extra cost, the prescribed reading text and the CD containing:
a) e-brochure showing guidelines on admission detailing list of tertiary institutions and available programmes of study.
b) Syllabus (e-syllabus) for the examination.
c) Step by step guide on completion of the application form.
d) A video messages from the Registrar of JAMB and a demo on how to use eight (cool keys for UTME examination without mouse. (For candidates with little familiarity with Computers)
vii. Each Candidate is to complete the online application form by supplying the required details such as name, e-mail address, L.G.A., academic qualification, etc.
viii. At the CBT centre, Candidate's ten fingers biometric and image will be captured and uploaded.
ix. O/L and/or A/L grades are to be provided by candidates. Candidates who are awaiting result should supply the result online as soon as the results are available on JAMB's portal. No recommendations from any Institution will be considered by JAMB if the candidate has not supplied his/her O/L result on the portal of JAMB.
x. Each Candidate is to collect his e-slip at the end of registration as evidence of registration.
There will be no offline registration, as all the accredited CBT centres have been empowered for real life online registration.

No candidate should register at any centre other than the accredited CBT centre and JAMB State office. Any candidate who is registered outside approved centres will be identified and disqualified.
4.0 GENERAL ENTRY REQUIREMENTS
4.1 The general entry requirements for admission into the First Degree, National Diploma (ND), National Innovation Diploma (NID) and Nigeria Certificate in Education (NCE) programmes in Universities, other Degree-Awarding Institutions, Monotechnics, Polytechnics, Innovation, Enterprise Institutes and Colleges of Education are available in the e- Brochure which would be given to each Candidate at the accredited CBT centres and JAMB state offices.
4.2 Candidates with one of the following qualifications may be considered for admission by Direct Entry:
(a) A minimum of five (5) GCE/WASCE credits at not more than two sittings with at least two Principal or Advanced level G.C.E. and the others.
(b) Two passes at the IJMB Advanced Level Examination,
Cambridge moderated Schools of Basic Studies Terminal Examination, JUPEB or Institute of Baccalaureate from recognized institutions with SSCE/GCE, NTS/NBC credits equivalent in three other subjects (SUBJECT TO UNIVERSITY REQUIREMENTS).
(c) Passes in two major subjects in the NCE with S.S.C.E., NTC/NBC credits or equivalents in THREE other subjects (mainly for Education Courses) and ND. Education may be accepted as a third A' Level subject for those taking courses in Education. (d) Minimum of lower credit grade in National Diploma or National Innovation Diploma including the O'Level requirements.
(e) Candidates are to note that they will be required to provide their JAMB registration number which they used in gaining admission to NCE, Diploma etc for Direct Entry admission.

ORDER OF CHOICE OF INSTITUTIONS
On the 2017 registration platform, Candidates are to note that their 1 choice can be a College of Education, University, Innovation Enterprise Institutes, Polytechnics/Monotechnics, NDA (Nigerian Defence Academy) or Nigeria Police Academy.

6.0 DATE AND VENUE FOR THE 2017 UNIFIED TERTIARY MATRICULATION EXAMINATION
6.1 The 2017 UTME will commence on 6 May and end on 20 May, 2017 (excluding May 12, 2017 because of Candidates sitting for WAEC's Further Mathematics examination).
6.2 The venue of the examination will be at any centre in the candidate's chosen examination town.
7.0 REGISTRATION FEE
7.1 Registration fee for the 2017 Unified Tertiary
Matriculation Examination or Direct Entry is Five Thousand Naira (₦5,000) only. Candidates are also, as usual, to pay Five Hundred Naira (₦500) only to obtain the reading text- "In Dependence" for UTME candidates and "The Last Days at Forcados High School" for Direct Entry Candidates.
7.2 Candidates should note that e-PINS being purchased are tied to individual profile and are not transferable.
7.3 Candidates are advised to keep as confidential their security details such as registration numbers, password/numbers of ATM Cards, e-mail addresses and E-Pins.

8.0 OPTIONAL UTME-MOCK-EXAMINATION
The Board will mount a mock examination in all the accredited CBT centres to prepare and familiarise INTERESTED Candidates with the CBT environment.

Interested candidates are advised to indicate their interest in the mock examination during the registration process.

The CBT Centres are allowed to collect through their (CBT Centres) bank accounts, a separate Seven Hundred Naira (₦700) only, for this exercise after notification of centre has been received by the Candidate. The payment for mock examination shall be made to the centres to which the candidate is assigned after the notification of assigned centres for the mock examination.

No Association or body is permitted to run any mock examination on behalf of JAMB.

NOTE: Do Not pay for Mock until JAMB assigns you to a CBT centre.

The mock examination shall take place on Saturday 8 April, 2017.

9.0 REGISTRATION CENTRES
9.1 In line with the Board's regulated registration
exercise, only the accredited Computer Based Test Centres and JAMB States and FCT Offices will be allowed to register candidates. This is to avoid exploitation, off-line registration, mismatch of candidates' particulars and other registration-irregularities.

10.0 GENERAL INFORMATION
10.1 The registration fee, once paid is non-refundable.
10.2 Registration for the Unified Tertiary Matriculation
Examination (UTME) is available at the CBT centres and JAMB Offices Nationwide. The accredited centres have been empowered to assist in this regard.
10.3 As it is the practice, centres are allowed to charge not more than Seven Hundred Naira (₦700) only as registration fee. Any centre that charges more than Seven Hundred Naira (₦700) should be reported to JAMB for appropriate sanctions.
10.4 All CBT centres have been mandated to select any of the participating banks.
These banks are to be present in their premises for the purposes of collection all fees. No centre-staff is allowed to conduct cash transaction with the candidates.
10.5 Candidates are advised to read and understand the guidelines on admission and instructions on how to complete the online registration before commencing the process of registration.
10.6 Multiple registrations are not allowed. Candidates who register more than once will be identified and disqualified.
10.7 Candidates should note that their uploaded image or photograph will be embossed on their result slips and admission letters.
10.8 Candidates are to note that irrespective of their choice of course of study or method of testing, they will also be tested on a general text: “In Dependence” by Sarah Ladipo Manyika for UTME and “The Last Days at Forcados High School” by A.H. Mohammed for Direct Entry Candidates.
10.9 Candidates are warned that the Board has not authorized or solicited the services of ANY establishment/group or individual other than the accredited CBT centres for this registration exercise.


Source:https://myschool.com.ng/school/news/51579/official-jamb-registration-begins-for-2017-utme.html
Celebrities / Re: Pete Edochie Celebrates His 70th Birthday Today by Jerry2i(m): 12:55pm On Mar 07, 2017
Pavore9:
Recently downloaded Things fall apart from YouTube, Pete Edochie is the don.....Ebubedike!
link please[b][/b]
Culture / Re: African Civet Captured At The Isiokpo/Akpulu Hunting Festival 2017 (Photos) by Jerry2i(m): 7:55pm On Feb 11, 2017
Wow. I never knew this kind of thing is happening in my community.
#proudlyAkpulian

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Business / Re: 285 Dangote Drivers Wanted Over Stolen Tyres by Jerry2i(m): 9:26am On Feb 07, 2017
Most Dangote truck drivers are guilty of this.i know a former Dangote driver who told me that he bought his camry tiny light with proceeds from the sale of stolen Dangote tyres.
Romance / Re: Is There Anything Bad In Marrying A Lady From Same Office? by Jerry2i(m): 6:28pm On Jan 17, 2017
It might not be stated in your companies rules n regulations but in most coys when it happens they'll ask one of the staff to resign.
#IMO
Culture / Re: Pictures From Obodoukwu Festival Held In Imo State by Jerry2i(m): 11:45am On Jan 10, 2017
Mrbigman1:
And no on could post any from ubofor festival in UGA
my thoughts exactly. I'm from Akpulu,so I know a lot about UGA n Obodoukwu communities.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: FA Cup: Preston Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) On 7th January 2017 by Jerry2i(m): 6:44pm On Jan 07, 2017
Lol.
Anyway,i see arsenal winning the game.
Romance / Re: How Good Are Ideato Ladies In Terms Of Marriage? by Jerry2i(m): 8:05am On Dec 27, 2016
They are good,hardworking,supports the family the best way possible, and the pride price.......
Very very cheap but our ladies aren't cheap.
Romance / Re: Nairaland Party 2017 (port Harcourt Edition) by Jerry2i(m): 7:54am On Dec 27, 2016
I'm in.
TV/Movies / Re: What's Your Best Christmas Themed Movie Ever? by Jerry2i(m): 5:47pm On Dec 24, 2016
Jingle all the way n home alone.
Politics / Re: Buhari: I’m Happy Nigerians Can Buy Cheap Rice In This Recesssion by Jerry2i(m): 10:44pm On Dec 23, 2016
Ngokafor:
...Incompetent daura president before you came on board,rice was sold for 9,000 for a 50kg bag..

...but now, its at least 12,000 for those lucky to have access to this Lagos rice..meanwhile i bought a bag of stone-free Abakaliki rice in PH for 16,000 two weeks ago as per its now 'cheaper',down from 18,000 it was sold 2-3 months ago undecided


...Most Nigerians(apart from Idiots) are sick and tired of you and your administration..That is an undisputed fact!!!
bros were in PH pls?
Car Talk / Re: Why The Obsession With 20W50 Engine Oil? by Jerry2i(m): 2:58pm On Aug 27, 2016
eeeeeee:
Virtually every mechanic recommends the use of 20w50 esp Mobil XHP.

This is despite the recommended 5W30/5w20 for most millennium cars (toyotas).

They say the reason is that once the mileage is above 100,000 it is better to use the heavier 20W50.

Please is this true?

What oil should be used in a 1999 toyota camry with 120k,2006 toyota sienna with 100k and 2006 toyota corolla with 90k miles.



before I can answer this question,I'll like to tell you that 20w/50,5w/30 etc talks about the viscosity of the oil,which means that it has to do with weather of the country. While the API of the lubricant deyermines the quality of the lubricant.

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Phones / Re: Why Nigerians Should Pay 9% Tax For SMS, Data, MMS by Jerry2i(m): 9:43am On Aug 27, 2016
Quakertellicus1:


I guess if oil prices go up, the taxes will go,and you would be singing PMB praises.

The simple fact is, we are an oil dependent nation. So long as the oil prices were high, we could afford not to tax everyone extra. We wasted the money we could have saved on corruption, and on deceiving Nigerians that we were prosperous. In reality, the basis of our wealth was false.

And the sooner we wake up to that fact and realize that there is no such thing as free lunch, the better.

We are going to have to walk a hard and arduous path to self reliance. I hope APC is interested in that path, beyond raising taxes...they have to fix the lights and end corruption.
Can you please go back to your post and read it again if it makes sense.
If they want to raise more money for the FG why not slash the allowance of the Senate and HOR members to cut down on the country's recurrent expenditure.
Or let government just make the Senate and HOR 'job' to be on a part time basis to save cost.
Politics / Re: Buhari's Case: Justice Abang Removes Self by Jerry2i(m): 8:04am On Aug 24, 2016
In the spirit of fair play.
Nice1 Justice.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Paul Pogba Passes His Medical At Manchester United by Jerry2i(m): 7:49am On Aug 09, 2016
Over rated player. Would have preferred a KANTE to this guy.
#GGMU
TV/Movies / Re: All Time Nollywood Movies Of The 90s (photos) by Jerry2i(m): 3:30pm On Jul 14, 2016
Can someone help me with a movie that I have been looking for; THE UNTOLD,starring JT Tom West,Hanks Anuku,Emeka Ike,Segun Arinze......

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TV/Movies / Re: All Time Nollywood Movies Of The 90s (photos) by Jerry2i(m): 3:23pm On Jul 14, 2016
Please can someone help me. There is a movie that I have been looking for; THE UNTOLD starring Hanks Anuku,JT tom west,emeka Ike,Segun Arinze.......

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