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Nelsizzy:
Hi guys, I am here. If you have any questions, I will reply them as soon as possible.

when is it starting for the year?
Thanks.

Udezer69:
It might be different this time around and who knows.. Maybe the quantitative reasoning will actually be quantitative reasoning.. The familiar type we all know and hate and adore from primary school at the same time... They are actually annoying... Anyway... After the exam we left... We got paid a whole while later transport fair... So look out for like N2500 or 3k coming into your account.... However... Waiting for a very long time... We wrote the exam may and got paid like September... But from what I heard it was supposed to be January so basically we got paid early I think... Before getting paid we were told to open a Union Bank account b4 a deadline... Check your Email everyday... Trust me.. I received mine late a message telling me to open a union bank account and get from them a Bank Verification Letter.... I got the email on a Sunday and my deadline was like Wednesday.. While some others got theirs 3 days before me... The stress in opening the account alone and the BVL letter... Wawu.... Anyway.. After everything.... You still wait a while..

So wrote exam May... Bank processing like August... Money like late Sept even tho I think it's supposed to be January... Moral of the story... Removed all impatience in you cuz you are gonna wait for a whole whole while b4 receiving anything...

Wrote my exam 2017... Should be receiving my second payment soon...

thanks for the update. please can I get a remainder from you when 2019 scholarship starts. email: jerry_chris18@yahoo.com. thanks.

eluquenson:
Just barely 3 weeks ago, I took my boss 42" LG LED TV to Apapa service centre, lo and behold they charged 144k for screen repair.

How much is the new one for a repair to be so high. I think all these manufacturers are just trying to exploit customers

my elder brother took our Samsung smart TV to their workshop for change of screen and they said is 70k, I told him to ask them how much they'll buy the scrap o.

Saw a centipede in my room last semester I killed it.
This semester I also killed a scorpion.
Really scared but I just pray always for divine guidance and protection.

Honestly no.
But if you really want a first class, I'll suggest you sit for jamb again or better still stay and work hard you might get a 2.1

Just obey the rules because you'll want to witness it.

Just gained admission and I'm planning on opening a cafe.
How lucrative do you think it'll be?

femi4:
Why not find out yourself

don't try thus at home o. Lol

Nne5:
Yeah!

ok,tnx. Like when should I check again?

Nne5:
Yeah!

ok,tnx.

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Will they upload more names later?
Are the names uploaded in batches?

No o

As much as I'll want to agree with him or every other person that thinks that agriculture is the way, I'll like to say that without the 'oyel' money all this cannot be achieved. Most major players in this sectors(real estate, agriculture, ICT) made their money through oil and gas or politics.

What I'm I trying to say?
Oyel money is the real deal.

Same thing here in diobu; i.e mile 1,mile 2, mile 3 and environs.

I really need more insight on how this T.B works.

. Just thinking.....

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MrEgbegbe:

That's a big lie

The Army or Police don't give a fucck if you're tatted like Lil Wayne or Wizkhalifa

The police or Army didn't disturb people when tattoos where considered as a taboo in the 90's and early 2000, why would they give a fucck now that lawyers, Bank Managers, CEO, Army guys, Doctors all have tattoos in Nigeria

She's just naturally dumb

Why would someone tell you that there's a new law in Rivers state that bans tattoos and you decide to pay them 10k, it's just like saying that there's a law that bans wearing clothes in Rivers state

We can't take a girl who writes lives in Nigeria as "leave in Nigeria"

Ignorant lying girls

oga argue what you are sure of.

armzyville:
pls...someone should let me know the right jamb center for registration in awka

awka has 2 centers, 1 grafil computer limited opp thrillers fast food aroma junction, 2. Integral development konsult 18/28 enugu/onitsha expressway

vFvendetta:
port-harcourt is not updated on jamb site and we have less than a month to complete the registration?? is like I will leave jamb this year.

Rivers state has 4 CBT centres for registration.
2 in port harcourt, 1 at iriebe, 1 at uniport (choba)

Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates for admission to Tertiary Institutions in Nigeria for the 2017/2018 academic session.

2.0 REGISTRATION PERIOD
The period of sale/registration for UTME is from Monday 20th March to Wednesday 19th April 2017 while registration closes on Saturday 22nd April 2017.

For DIRECT ENTRY, the application will be on sale from Sunday 23 April, 2017.


3.0 STEPS FOR 2017 REGISTRATION AND APPLICATION DOCUMENTS
i. Each candidate must have personal e-mail address and mobile phone number.
ii. Each candidate is to use his/her functional and valid personal e-mail address. The system would reject at the point of registration any already used e-mail address.
iii. Each candidate must personally create a JAMB profile on the JAMB portal through JAMB Mobile App available on Android, Windows and iOS platforms OR visit a Bank, NIPOST to create his/her JAMB profile on the JAMB portal: www.jamb.org.ng. Name, date of birth, personal e-mail address and place of origin are required to create the profile.
iv. Payment for JAMB's E-PIN-registration and the recommended reading text is done at the banks and NIPOST. Banks have also agreed to make these services available at CBT centres and JAMB State Offices.
v. Each Candidate should visit any accredited CBT centre with his/her personal details, the profile and evidence of payment.
vi. The CBT centre or JAMB State Office, supplies, at no extra cost, the prescribed reading text and the CD containing:
a) e-brochure showing guidelines on admission detailing list of tertiary institutions and available programmes of study.
b) Syllabus (e-syllabus) for the examination.
c) Step by step guide on completion of the application form.
d) A video messages from the Registrar of JAMB and a demo on how to use eight ( keys for UTME examination without mouse. (For candidates with little familiarity with Computers)
vii. Each Candidate is to complete the online application form by supplying the required details such as name, e-mail address, L.G.A., academic qualification, etc.
viii. At the CBT centre, Candidate's ten fingers biometric and image will be captured and uploaded.
ix. O/L and/or A/L grades are to be provided by candidates. Candidates who are awaiting result should supply the result online as soon as the results are available on JAMB's portal. No recommendations from any Institution will be considered by JAMB if the candidate has not supplied his/her O/L result on the portal of JAMB.
x. Each Candidate is to collect his e-slip at the end of registration as evidence of registration.
There will be no offline registration, as all the accredited CBT centres have been empowered for real life online registration.

No candidate should register at any centre other than the accredited CBT centre and JAMB State office. Any candidate who is registered outside approved centres will be identified and disqualified.
4.0 GENERAL ENTRY REQUIREMENTS
4.1 The general entry requirements for admission into the First Degree, National Diploma (ND), National Innovation Diploma (NID) and Nigeria Certificate in Education (NCE) programmes in Universities, other Degree-Awarding Institutions, Monotechnics, Polytechnics, Innovation, Enterprise Institutes and Colleges of Education are available in the e- Brochure which would be given to each Candidate at the accredited CBT centres and JAMB state offices.
4.2 Candidates with one of the following qualifications may be considered for admission by Direct Entry:
(a) A minimum of five (5) GCE/WASCE credits at not more than two sittings with at least two Principal or Advanced level G.C.E. and the others.
(b) Two passes at the IJMB Advanced Level Examination,
Cambridge moderated Schools of Basic Studies Terminal Examination, JUPEB or Institute of Baccalaureate from recognized institutions with SSCE/GCE, NTS/NBC credits equivalent in three other subjects (SUBJECT TO UNIVERSITY REQUIREMENTS).
(c) Passes in two major subjects in the NCE with S.S.C.E., NTC/NBC credits or equivalents in THREE other subjects (mainly for Education Courses) and ND. Education may be accepted as a third A' Level subject for those taking courses in Education. (d) Minimum of lower credit grade in National Diploma or National Innovation Diploma including the O'Level requirements.
(e) Candidates are to note that they will be required to provide their JAMB registration number which they used in gaining admission to NCE, Diploma etc for Direct Entry admission.

ORDER OF CHOICE OF INSTITUTIONS
On the 2017 registration platform, Candidates are to note that their 1 choice can be a College of Education, University, Innovation Enterprise Institutes, Polytechnics/Monotechnics, NDA (Nigerian Defence Academy) or Nigeria Police Academy.

6.0 DATE AND VENUE FOR THE 2017 UNIFIED TERTIARY MATRICULATION EXAMINATION
6.1 The 2017 UTME will commence on 6 May and end on 20 May, 2017 (excluding May 12, 2017 because of Candidates sitting for WAEC's Further Mathematics examination).
6.2 The venue of the examination will be at any centre in the candidate's chosen examination town.
7.0 REGISTRATION FEE
7.1 Registration fee for the 2017 Unified Tertiary
Matriculation Examination or Direct Entry is Five Thousand Naira (₦5,000) only. Candidates are also, as usual, to pay Five Hundred Naira (₦500) only to obtain the reading text- "In Dependence" for UTME candidates and "The Last Days at Forcados High School" for Direct Entry Candidates.
7.2 Candidates should note that e-PINS being purchased are tied to individual profile and are not transferable.
7.3 Candidates are advised to keep as confidential their security details such as registration numbers, password/numbers of ATM Cards, e-mail addresses and E-Pins.

8.0 OPTIONAL UTME-MOCK-EXAMINATION
The Board will mount a mock examination in all the accredited CBT centres to prepare and familiarise INTERESTED Candidates with the CBT environment.

Interested candidates are advised to indicate their interest in the mock examination during the registration process.

The CBT Centres are allowed to collect through their (CBT Centres) bank accounts, a separate Seven Hundred Naira (₦700) only, for this exercise after notification of centre has been received by the Candidate. The payment for mock examination shall be made to the centres to which the candidate is assigned after the notification of assigned centres for the mock examination.

No Association or body is permitted to run any mock examination on behalf of JAMB.

NOTE: Do Not pay for Mock until JAMB assigns you to a CBT centre.

The mock examination shall take place on Saturday 8 April, 2017.

9.0 REGISTRATION CENTRES
9.1 In line with the Board's regulated registration
exercise, only the accredited Computer Based Test Centres and JAMB States and FCT Offices will be allowed to register candidates. This is to avoid exploitation, off-line registration, mismatch of candidates' particulars and other registration-irregularities.

10.0 GENERAL INFORMATION
10.1 The registration fee, once paid is non-refundable.
10.2 Registration for the Unified Tertiary Matriculation
Examination (UTME) is available at the CBT centres and JAMB Offices Nationwide. The accredited centres have been empowered to assist in this regard.
10.3 As it is the practice, centres are allowed to charge not more than Seven Hundred Naira (₦700) only as registration fee. Any centre that charges more than Seven Hundred Naira (₦700) should be reported to JAMB for appropriate sanctions.
10.4 All CBT centres have been mandated to select any of the participating banks.
These banks are to be present in their premises for the purposes of collection all fees. No centre-staff is allowed to conduct cash transaction with the candidates.
10.5 Candidates are advised to read and understand the guidelines on admission and instructions on how to complete the online registration before commencing the process of registration.
10.6 Multiple registrations are not allowed. Candidates who register more than once will be identified and disqualified.
10.7 Candidates should note that their uploaded image or photograph will be embossed on their result slips and admission letters.
10.8 Candidates are to note that irrespective of their choice of course of study or method of testing, they will also be tested on a general text: “In Dependence” by Sarah Ladipo Manyika for UTME and “The Last Days at Forcados High School” by A.H. Mohammed for Direct Entry Candidates.
10.9 Candidates are warned that the Board has not authorized or solicited the services of ANY establishment/group or individual other than the accredited CBT centres for this registration exercise.


Source:https://myschool.com.ng/school/news/51579/official-jamb-registration-begins-for-2017-utme.html

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Wow. I never knew this kind of thing is happening in my community.
#proudlyAkpulian

Most Dangote truck drivers are guilty of this.i know a former Dangote driver who told me that he bought his camry tiny light with proceeds from the sale of stolen Dangote tyres.

It might not be stated in your companies rules n regulations but in most coys when it happens they'll ask one of the staff to resign.
#IMO