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ashewoboy:
what's her instagram username?

lol, bros I don't too I left 2013 but my lil' cousin wud know

ashewoboy:
yeah. that's the few of them who are not infected by the slayqueen virus.

let's not forget many of them are oloshos like laveda. where is she sef?

Go and check her instagram account you'll know that every CU bae na slayqueens....

That boi escape so many programs and enuf hard drugs were tested on him but nuffin was done but if na non church member they'll call you to panel ..mtcheeew only elders and strong connect survive CU .#Idiotes .

Make I report hushpuppi if that her designer bag is they legit one

When they were killing Nigerians at bakassi them no know say there's GOD abiii?

This is how d start spending anyhow when their career go sour them go start sell and go broke but that won't be your portion

naijaking1:
If GEJ had been a smart person, he would have easily handed over to Mark, instead of loosing everything!

You're a smart politician and I hope to see you in office someday.

I came here to read comments with highest like and they lady at middle nice booty but I'm a Boobs person.

PissedOffWeed:
Burna Boy go bail 'em

Na buccaneer Burna be Ooo

oduastates:
You have a comprehension problem.
"almost"
Did you see that?

Get this he's just a local traditional ruler and even people like north Korea leader can't be used in comparison ..."Almost" used in your statement na comparison go learn English ...

BAN (Brotherhood Across Nations) remember one of his lines " If na lie make water carry me go) back then I knew he was a water pikin ...Bewarn cultism doesn't pay!

oduastates:
Man keeps gallivanting around .


The holder of his seat is the spiritual head of the yoruba nation
2 The yoruba religion
3 The Custodian of yoruba culture, history,arts and philosophy
4 The Custodian of the body of ifa
5 The Custodian of Candomblé
7 The Custodian Santería
8 The Custodian of Trinidad Orisha
9 The Custodian of Umbanda


We are talking about a Custodian of a religion and philosophy with over 200 million practitioners (and growing) worldwide.
He is supposed to be operating at almost the same level as the Pope, dalai lama etc but he is an Owambe practitioner.
The Oracle definitely did not chose this one.

Guy your level of comparison is poor ,pope?!!!
watch what comes out of your mouth...

I smell ritualism naxo ..There's a man his supermarket store always burn but he rebuilds it more bigger every year until him secret cast ...I tell they devil gives and take much more

ecoeco:
Mtchewwwww
Si reply

She no even sabi yab person sef

She need to employ one of dis nairaland girls that can insult the gift of humility into u
as her troll manager



#Eco99#

Wetin be "#Eco99#" na your number for Badoo gang or secret cult #wink

I'm suspecting there's a motive behind this water pixure ,let us pray for they man else him go see enuf water children action 4D.

JUST FOR LAUGHS!!!

Ekene is a house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water for cover up.​ ​His boss became suspicious and decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if water added)​.

​As usual, Ekene drank the pasties and topped it up with water. ​Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it.​ ​

Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen.​
​The boss shouted, "Ekene!!!"​
​Ekene answered.."Yes, Sir!"​
​Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?"​
​Ekene didn't respond.
​The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him.​ "Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me!
​Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name,"​ Enema answered.
"Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question,"​ The Boss suggested.

​Ekene shouted, "Boss!"​
​Boss answered, "Yes!"​
​Ekene asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?"​
​Boss didn't answer​.
​Ekene ask again, the Boss kept quiet.​
​The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!! Ekene it's true. When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name"​.
​The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie".​

​Without argument Ekene ask if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.​
​Ekene called, "Madam!
​Madam answered, "Yes!"​
​Ekene asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?"​
​Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything.

All i'm seeing is photo-editing see how him face looks like toy....I be #LimpopoFan

coolcatty:
Every man wants peace of mind....respect and Appreciation from his woman...most Nigerian women lack these attributes....they are so stubborn,unfaithful and a huge negative to a man's state of mind and overall happiness.

I really do not blame any man that goes to in search of peace from a side chick....this life is once and should be lived to the fullest.

You're a wise man of our generation #Respect !

Gucci overated when I can buy good ones for ABA ,somebody show tell this guy everything na vanity or reality go shock am hard !

I'm in love with phyno's reply "fat cow"...too much black Amala block Hushpuppi brain and his not thinking straight bcus of small drugs,soccer bet money he makes he feels like a celebrity #mtcheeerw!

incredibleace:
She's making sense on both ends

I see it too

Good for them xenophobic people una never suffer yet !!

When has politician started sharing TV right with yeyebrities everyone want to be relevant to Nigerians and still hunger still the loom our country ...#Where'sBuhari

Homeboiy:
To fúck Muslim girls they sweet



just raise hijab up n insert

if people come u hide inside hijab


That year for KD sha

Back then for ABU Zaria na sculpture garden bois dey run finger and standing method . Thanks for d throwback , can't forget fadilat she was sweeter than my first degree

Mtcheeeew Abeg when EVANS crew go kidnap that useless cross dresser BOBRISKY he's a disgrace to his ethnic race jare!!! #KidnapBobgaysky

fadafuqer:
Say no to weed

Dem say cigarette not weed mouth the pain/scratch you nî ??

This is the most ugliest Yoruba girl I've seen see strong face and she go come the form yeyebrity lazy ass bitch /baby mama go back sch and learn book and become a relevant somebody to your daughter / yourself #Akuna_kuna

Hadez:
I hate pads. It makes my ass look fake

I like what I see on your profile I go like make we hook up Banky W (upgrade) style

CROWNWEALTH019:
Ortom is working


Kyase your governor they work now

Mugu !! When poverty full the state pensioner and teacher they commit suicide and the governor they carry money give his godfather senator Akume ad share wheelbarrow to fools like you wey be sycophants #Mtcheeeew go get sense come comment back.

I'm a proud officer of the Nigeria Army I've never intimidated civilians even in they club bcus I was once bullied by a soldier and I hated they Man till I became an officer his superior officer and I visited his base at Ikeja cantonment barrack ...#FuckinRecruit Pls avoid confrontation with my colleague bcus what the teach at they barracks is hate against civilians.

This lady the gym pass girls for Nigeria Military School back then see muscles ooo ,Wicked no fit win her physically #Note Nobody should quote me wrong else I'll report #lala