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Politics / Nigerian Lawmakers Top World Salary Chart! by Jerryjat(m): 2:44pm On Jul 22, 2013
Nigerian Lawmakers Top World Salary Chart*

...Higher Than MPs in US, UK, S/Africa, Brazil, Japan...

A Nigerian legislator receives an annual salary of about $189,000, equivalent of N30 million, which is 116 times the country’s gross domestic product (GDP) per person, says the publication which was posted on the magazine’s website on Friday.

The figures put salaries collected by Nigerian senators and members of the House of Representatives way ahead of those received by fellow parliamentarians in the 29 countries whose data was analysed by the Economist....

While the salary of a Nigerian lawmaker is 116 times the country’s GDP per person, that of a British member of parliament is just 2.7 times.

...only Australian lawmakers, with $201,200 annual salary, receive higher amounts compared to Nigerian legislators, but their salaries are only 3 times their country’s GDP per person.

*What is your take on this?
*Is the lawmaker's earning justified given ‪Nigeria‬'s economic situation?
*Should this amount be reviewed?
*What do you think is the Way forward...?

Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by Jerryjat(m): 10:05am On Jul 21, 2013
Yes nah...

Hey guys... Y d long stories?...
Politics / Re: Nigeria Rated 8th Most Corrupt Nation- PM NEWS, Lagos by Jerryjat(m): 12:00pm On Jul 12, 2013
see dis people... dey still dey cheat us 4 dis one again...

give us d gold medal abeg ggggggg......... angry....
Politics / Re: Imoke Donates 23-Months Salary To Church by Jerryjat(m): 4:51pm On Jul 10, 2013
Men... dis guy don hit jackpot....

He don steal d 1 way go last am a CENTURY...

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Politics / ASUP Set To Call Off Strike! by Jerryjat(m): 11:54am On Jul 10, 2013
National President of the Academic Staff Union of Polytechnics, ASUP, Dr Chibuzor Asumogba has said that the 73-day old strike embarked on by his union will be called off in two weeks time.
This was even as the President of the Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, Dr Nasir Isa Fagge told Vanguard that the 10-day-old varsity lecturers strike would continue.
Asumogba, in an interview with Vanguard after the meeting with the Joint National Assembly Committees on Education, indications emerged that the Federal Government would accede to their demands.

He said: “Our meeting with the Senate Committee on Education was successful. There was an agreement to meet our demands in the next two weeks as the request will be presented to President Goodluck Jonathan for his approval.”
He said that the Senate Committee Chaired by Senator Uche Chukwumerije however, pleaded that the union should call-off their strike and give it some time to convey their demands to the President.
Asumogba who noted that he cannot unilaterally call off the strike based on government’s promise added, “We will determine when to call off our industrial action after our NEC meeting slated in two weeks.”
According to him, ASUP demands waiting for presidential approval include; implementation of the Consolidated Polytechnics and Colleges of Education Academic Staff Salary Structure, the Consolidated Polytechnic and Colleges of Education Academic Staff Salary Structure (CONPCASS), package, the appointment of the governing council and the issuance of the White Paper on same.
Politics / Re: Students Protest In Lagos Over ASUU/ASUP Strike (photos) by Jerryjat(m): 2:51pm On Jul 09, 2013
yeah... dat d spirit....
Religion / Man Says He’s Been To Heaven Four Times, Draws Map! by Jerryjat(m): 4:13pm On Jul 02, 2013
the South African from KwaZulu-Natal tells it in all seriousness. And who knows, he may even be telling the truth about having visited heaven four times, so far. The first time was in 1998, and subsequent visits were made in 2004, 2006 and 2008. It all started in 1993, when a white man (an angel, apparently) paid him a visit and told him he was needed in heaven. And now, after several visits, he’s drawing a map to make sure the rest of us ‘unlucky’ ones get what he’s talking about.

But it’s not the fact that he took a few vacations to heaven or even that he’s drawing a map that amuses me. It’s more to do with the stuff he says he’s seen and done there. According to Mthembu, there are 11 heavens in all, and he was taken to the fifth one, Crista, first. It was there, in a city called Sharmoy, that he claims to have met Jesus. The main heaven is Salem, he says, where God’s temple is located. God is apparently in his youth, and of a Grayish complexion. Jesus is white. He saw God for the first time during his second trip, on a planet called Jadalem that’s mostly covered in water and ice.

Mthembu’s other sightings include Moses, Eliya, and Abel. He also explored the Marshnode City, which is the place people go to when they die, to get reincarnated. But here’s the weirdest of all his tales – he says that the people who predicted the end of the world in May last year weren’t entirely incorrect. Mthembu seems to have eavesdropped on an important meeting in the heavens, where the biggest war against Satanism was being discussed. The war is supposed to have been launched on May 23rd, so we’re basically on a countdown to the absolute end.

The map isn’t ready yet, but Mthembu is already worried about counterfeit versions. “People must come and see the map as one day someone from Japan or China or Britain will design a map of heaven and the people of South Africa will have forgotten that the map was originally made in South Africa,” he says. Perhaps he needs to patent his creation. And while he’s at it, write a fantasy novel and strike a movie deal too?
Family / Re: Woman Kills Neighbour Over Bench by Jerryjat(m): 4:09pm On Jul 02, 2013
hahahaahahahaahahahaahahaha.... ok....
Foreign Affairs / Re: Catholic Priest Beheaded In Syria By Jihadist Fighters by Jerryjat(m): 3:45pm On Jul 02, 2013
And wen r dey planing to end all dis?...
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh On Set Of A Movie (Pictures) by Jerryjat(m): 3:20pm On Jul 02, 2013
poko... grin...
Science/Technology / Re: Man Injects Himself With A Computer Virus by Jerryjat(m): 4:17pm On Jul 01, 2013
elimaxwel: before you know,it will become a devastating issue and the whole world will be living with another incurable disease

men storm happen 4 ur area?...

kul pix dou.... wink...

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Politics / Re: Amaechi And Tinubu Celebrating Fashola's Birthday by Jerryjat(m): 4:10pm On Jul 01, 2013
EH.... d guy na Man Utd fan..... up Man U.... grin....
Science/Technology / Re: How The Human Face Might Look In 100,000 Years by Jerryjat(m): 3:56pm On Jul 01, 2013
deols: I dont want to say ugly.

DEN PLS DONT.... embarassed....
Politics / Re: ASUP Strike Called Off! by Jerryjat(m): 3:36pm On Jul 01, 2013
tank u.... tank u all...
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Denies Posting Marijuana Pictures & About Smoking by Jerryjat(m): 4:22pm On Jun 29, 2013
POKO!!!... grin...

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Romance / How Is Ur Weekend Going? by Jerryjat(m): 2:36pm On Jun 29, 2013
hello guys...

well it cold and Moody over here...(Kaduna)... rained all through d nyt....

so how is ur weekend going at ur end?...
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya To Yvonne Nelson - I Lost Your Medicine by Jerryjat(m): 1:54pm On Jun 29, 2013
y r u ladies taken dis personal...

dis r celebs business... dem no dem self...

how u ma go carry ur heart give person way say na ur waist him want?...

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Romance / Re: Would You Ever Cheat In A Relationship? by Jerryjat(m): 1:47pm On Jun 29, 2013
engrtee: WOULD YOU

yeah... y not?...
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya To Yvonne Nelson - I Lost Your Medicine by Jerryjat(m): 1:40pm On Jun 29, 2013
pweetiedee: iyanya is an immature bastard!!!

yeah... dat a lady speaking...

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Properties / Re: Reasons Why You Must Own Your House by Jerryjat(m): 1:37pm On Jun 29, 2013
chidiebere2020: May God help us build our own house

Amen....

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Jokes Etc / What Is Miracle? by Jerryjat(m): 1:20pm On Jun 29, 2013
Well to me, You can call it a Miracle when:

1. You travel Abroad without Visa...

2. Slap an army at the front of barrack and go scot free...

3. Go to Boko Haram head quarter to preach and they offer you a seat...

4. Fail jamb but get admission...

5. Fold your arms sleep all through the years and at the end of the year you buy a car...

6. Park Aeroplane for sky and ordered everybody out dat u want to check engine, then tell everybody to come in and
continue their journey...

7. Usain Bolt chases you with cutlass and you still escapes...

8. sleept in the river, still woke up the next day...

*Feel Free tell us wat you think is a Miracle...
Politics / Re: ASUP Strike Called Off! by Jerryjat(m): 11:56am On Jun 29, 2013
da-gentility:
Come,Jerry jat or watever ur name is,how dare u play with my emotions,do u knw hw happy i was when i clikd 2 dis thread only 4 u to fill it with jargons,pls dont play with serious issues like dis.U better edit ur post b4 angry polythecnic students unleash their anger on you.

so so sorry ma'am... i meant no harm...

but come to tink of it...

the media r not helping oooooo....

they r just acting blind on this situation...

you poly guys have to do sumtin about d situation...
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Risks 15-yr In Jail For Weed Photos, NDLEA To Investigate by Jerryjat(m): 11:51am On Jun 29, 2013
watin consine dem, na dem dey smoke am?...
Politics / Re: ASUP Strike Called Off! by Jerryjat(m): 4:01pm On Jun 28, 2013
teeo: you are more than sick, your joblessness made you type this nonsense. Your mates are using this period to get more skills stay there and be typing rubbish

tongue.... i no type am... na copy and paste... grin...

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The Obamas' Trip To Former Slaving Port In Senegal (Pictures & Video) by Jerryjat(m): 3:50pm On Jun 28, 2013
guy1234: See how simple they look, very modest without thronge of aides hovering around them.

Not all are as they seem!


there's always something behind the seen...
Politics / ASUP Strike Called Off! by Jerryjat(m): 3:25pm On Jun 28, 2013
congratulation to all polytechnic student,just about an hour ago ASUP chairman broke the annoucement,which is considered the big one for all polytechnic student.After calling off the strike,the media went ahead to ask,if the federal government has met the demands of ASUP. Out of dismay,the ASUP chairman shook his head and said,he was disappointed with the media more than he his to the FG,saying the media formed a deaf ear to the strike,that an average Nigeria does not know that polytechnics are on strike,he went ahead to say when a student inform someone that his school has been on strike,they all would say,oh....we no even know,uhna done suffer.After expressing his anger he went ahead to say,actually the jonathan led government is doing nothing concerning our demands,even after a closed door meeting with the education minister,were the president said he has so many issues to deal with now than to start spending more money on the so called polytechnics,but just after the meeting,the chairman of the newly formed party ACP called the chairman of ASUP to a meeting with ACN,CPC,AFGAN governor,who promised ASUP that their would give ear to ASUP demand and will do more,one of which every student will be given a bursary award which is to cover 50% of every student fee,that is,for spending 4 years in the poly,2 years fee would be paid by FG,and every student who graduates with first class,would stand a chance to do their master in canada,while those with lower credit,n pass would continue their study in south African and Ghana respectively,also salary of Rectors would be increased by 90%.After this meeting,the ASUP chairman called off the strike asking all student to resume at their various school on the first week of June 2015,that about 2 years time,ofcourse after voting in ACP.It so sad that you sat down and read all these poo,that means you are as jobless as me.mehn go find work,this strike would last more than we thought.

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Science/Technology / Re: Diver Takes Pictures Of An Anaconda Under-Water by Jerryjat(m): 9:33am On Jun 28, 2013
dis guys r trying oooooooooooo....
Jokes Etc / Re: Guys I Need Help Pls. by Jerryjat(m): 4:15pm On Jun 26, 2013
but guys... y d rude confrontation?...

i intended dis to b a joke... dat y i posted it in joke section...

y den am i getting dis outrageous confrontation?...

well it ok den...

am so sorry if i hurt u in any way...

It was neva my intention...

MY INTENTIONS WERE GOOD...
Jokes Etc / Re: Guys I Need Help Pls. by Jerryjat(m): 2:30pm On Jun 26, 2013
valicious1:
God punish your generation 10times. you come online de ask where you go buy garri you no sabi where market dey. i wonder who allow you escape from yaba psychiatric.

y ur fada no wise like dis... watin b ur problem...

na u i ask?... y u no ignore am...

men u beta dey try use ur head oooo.... if not God no go dey happy wit u... Fooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllll.......
Jokes Etc / Re: Guys I Need Help Pls. by Jerryjat(m): 1:02pm On Jun 26, 2013
valicious1:
GO FOOD SECTION ASK MISSY B. na she be d MOD dia she go sell u enuff garri to fill ur useless brain mumu

ur papa MUMU... u here... Fool like u... Must u Insult sum1?... Madman...

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