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Sports / Drogba Returns To Chelsea by Jerryjat(m): 12:43pm On Jul 26, 2014
The Ivory Coast international, who won ten trophies in his first spell at Chelsea from 2004 and 2012, was a free agent after leaving Galatsaray.

Reports had suggest the 36-year-old was weighing up his chances and opportunities, with manager Jose Mourinho saying the forward “belongs” at the club he left after scoring the winning penalty in the Champions League final against Bayern Munich in 2012.

“It was an easy decision – I couldn’t turn down the opportunity to work with Jose again,” he told the club’s website.

“Everyone knows the special relationship I have with this club and it has always felt like home to me.

“My desire to win is still the same and I look forward to the opportunity to help this team. I am excited for this next chapter of my career.”

Jose Mourinho said: “He’s coming because he’s one of the best strikers in Europe. I know his personality very well and I know if he comes back he’s not protected by history or what he’s done for this club previously. He is coming with the mentality to make more history.”

He scored a total of 157 goals in 342 appearances in his previous eight-year stay at Stamford Bridge and was voted Chelsea’s greatest ever player in a poll of fans in 2012.

His 34 goals in European competition remains a Chelsea record, as do his nine strikes in nine cup finals.

Having joined Chelsea from Olympique des Marseille for £24m in July 2004, and went on to win three Premier League titles, Four FA Cups, two League Cups and a Champions League.

After quitting the ‘Blues’, he had a brief spell at Chinese club Shanghai Shenhua, before joining Turkish League outfit Galatasaray in January 2013 and scored five goals in 13 league games as the Istanbul club won the title.

He netted 10 times in 32 matches as Gala reached the last 8 of the Champions League- where they were knocked out by Chelsea- and finished runners-up to Fenerbache in the league.

The former Caf Player of the Year has been named in Ivory Coast’s squad in all three of the nation’s World Cup appearances, taking his caps total to 104 with 64 goals scored.

Romance / Re: Can You Date Someone You Can't Marry ? by Jerryjat(m): 5:23pm On Jul 25, 2014
Yes..[b][/b]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by Jerryjat(m): 4:31pm On Jul 25, 2014
The Code Pls....
Sports / The World Cup Is Over, Let The Transfer Window Rush Begin! by Jerryjat(m): 6:43pm On Jul 15, 2014
With the World Cup now well and truly over, our attention returns to the Premier League and the summer transfer window. There have been a number colossal deals so far - Cesc Fabregas, Alexis Sanchez and Luis Suarez to name but three - and there seems no sign of the elite clubs holding back in the market.

With the likes of Diego Costa, Filipe Luis, Arturo Vidal, Toni Kroos, Paul Pogba and Sami Khedira all supposedly available, it really is a race to see who can snap up which superstar the fastest.

Business / Re: My Bitter Experience Shopping On Ebay!!! by Jerryjat(m): 5:22pm On Jul 15, 2014
justi4jesu:

You must


hahahahahahaahahahaaha.....

i pray ooooooooo...... shocked......
Celebrities / Re: World Cup Hero, Mario Gotze's Third Leg Gets Erect With Girlfriend by Jerryjat(m): 1:50pm On Jul 15, 2014
edwife:
shocked shocked angry








why you dey breath like that na?.. cheesy....
Celebrities / Re: World Cup Hero, Mario Gotze's Third Leg Gets Erect With Girlfriend by Jerryjat(m): 1:41pm On Jul 15, 2014
guy flex...

na ur tin...

if she raise am high.... who will?... grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Brazil Fans In Agorny. by Jerryjat(m): 12:29pm On Jul 15, 2014
the baddest Boy in Brazil...

Sports / Brazil Fans In Agorny. by Jerryjat(m): 12:27pm On Jul 15, 2014
I feel for this Lads...

really i do...

Business / Re: My Bitter Experience Shopping On Ebay!!! by Jerryjat(m): 11:17am On Jul 15, 2014
i cant read all this....
Politics / Bayero University Kano (BUK) Aspirants Lets Meet Here by Jerryjat(m): 6:09pm On Jul 14, 2014
please share information on post utme or any news about the school here...
Religion / Walking In Financial Dominion by Jerryjat(m): 11:52am On Jul 13, 2014
Financial progress commence with giving...

Addiction to giving is empowered by Love...

Giving brings Progress...

You cannot be in Financial Fortune and Live in Misfortune...

You don't Pray your Way out of Situations... You Give your Way Out...

Until You are Connected to God... Men will not be Connected to you...

Learn to walk more in Financial Dominion with this Scriptures...

2Corinthians 9:8... Deutronomy 28:12... Joel 2:21... Genesis 8:22... Mark 4:31... Luke 13:19... Mark 12:42... 1Kings 17:8... John 6:55...
Politics / Re: Scene Of Maiduguri Market Bombing (Photos) by Jerryjat(m): 10:55pm On Jul 01, 2014
Father.... May the Soul of the Faithful departed rest in Peace... Amen...

And as for Boko... Karma is a B*tch...

So sad...
Family / Re: When Should Parents Let Teenagers Make Their Own Decisions? by Jerryjat(m): 9:18am On Jul 01, 2014
When some element of Maturity is Spotted...
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs France World Cup (0 - 2) On 30th June 2014 by Jerryjat(m): 6:57pm On Jun 30, 2014
Jerry-jat:
9ja na my Country...

I want them to win...

But I no say na France go Win dis Match... 2 - 0...

So Sad...


I said it...

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs France World Cup (0 - 2) On 30th June 2014 by Jerryjat(m): 4:31pm On Jun 30, 2014
9ja na my Country...

I want them to win...

But I no say na France go Win dis Match... 2 - 0...

So Sad...
Religion / Re: Should Men Of God Have Bodyguards? by Jerryjat(m): 11:40am On Dec 15, 2013
Yeah...

If they don't no the God they are serving... Or if they go arround making enemies and criticizing ordas...

I tink I'll advise them to get a fully kitted security detail...

Clawn..
Technology Market / Re: Today Is Konga's Fall Yakata Black Friday!! by Jerryjat(m): 11:51am On Nov 29, 2013
Ok...

How much will memory card of... Just 2G cost?...
TV/Movies / Re: DSTV Censor Words Like Jesus, God: Why? by Jerryjat(m): 5:38pm On Nov 17, 2013
End time tinz.
Romance / Re: A Word For This Girl by Jerryjat(m): 10:45pm On Nov 16, 2013
Guy my advise...

Play nice... Get her on ur. Bed... Den you F*ck hell fire comot 4 Her body...

Leave your joystick to do the talking...
Family / Re: Man Paid To Get Neighbour’s Wife Pregnant Fails – 72 Times (PICTURED) by Jerryjat(m): 10:29pm On Nov 16, 2013
The lady narsh neva tire?
Romance / He Needs Help, Please Advice” by Jerryjat(m): 1:23pm On Nov 16, 2013
A friend of Mine complained he usually release very early during sex...

I don't no if any1 here have any idea y dat is happening...

If you do, kindly. Tell me wat you tink the problem is... And how to tackle it.

Tanks.
Health / Re: He Needs Help(advice) Pls. by Jerryjat(m): 1:17pm On Nov 16, 2013
Guys na wa 4 huna oooooo,

I said advice... Not view...

U guys r just viewing witout saying anyfin...

It bad
Health / He Needs Help(advice) Pls. by Jerryjat(m): 4:37pm On Nov 15, 2013
A friend of Mine complained he usually release very early during sex...

I don't no if any1 here have any idea y dat is happening...

If you do, kindly. Tell me wat you tink is the matter and how to tackle it.

Tanks.
Family / Re: Children Calling Their Father By His Name by Jerryjat(m): 4:12pm On Nov 15, 2013
blank: How is it your business? The father is comfortable with it and you are here fuming and ranting about it.

Does it make you less of a person to hear your neighbour's kids calling their father's name?

Next time just cover your ears so you will hear no "evil".

Hey wat's ur Ish... Why are you taking dis personal?
Romance / Re: Funny Statement Girls Make... by Jerryjat(m): 2:59pm On Nov 15, 2013
aaronson: Funny to me because sometimes you hear them say something like 'DOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR' with their hand hanging like a leprosy patient.

HahaahaahahahaHha... Funny you...
Romance / Funny Statement Girls Make... by Jerryjat(m): 12:59am On Nov 15, 2013
I know... Plenty hoties around here will be guilty on this...

Well it came to my notice that there are some level of English some ladies speak...
I dont know why... But maybe to show something they call swagg or whatever...

A guy approched a lady around my hood... The reception he receive was very onlikely... And when he left... Her friend was like what was that for...

She turned to her friend and said... ''Come on... can't you see he's not my type''?... =D

And i was like.... What type is she?...
.........................................................................

Well that my story...

Add yours... Funny statement u've heard sum girls made...
.........................................................................

I'll need answer to that question if anyone has got it...
TV/Movies / Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by Jerryjat(m): 12:00am On Nov 15, 2013
Justosaus: Some guys & babes on nairaland are quite funny... Do u think criticizing nollywood is what makes u look more matured? Some of us actually enjoy most nolly movies, even with all the so called 'crap' - and i most solemnly assure u, we're not iliterates... If u're really as intelligent as u try to claim you are, u'll also see that the hollywood u abandon ur own for (just to 'belong') also has lots & lots of flaws - for example, haven't you noticed in Steven Seagel's movies, he hardly dodges bullets yet even as big as he is no bullet touches him during a gun fight? Or in those films where people twist & turn in between laser beams without getting chopped into pieces?
Each movie industry has its own flaws & there's plenty of room for improvement - but please don't think because u don't enjoy nolly movies, it makes sort of intellectually superior to those who do!

Sir have u heard of dis word called maturity?.. If u have am surprised u r comparing Nolly wit Holly...

And no one should come here and be saying do u no how many years they've been existing, coz I believe age is just a Number...ur IQ speaks...

Hollywood... Those guy are just so matured... There are. Sum films u watch u find at hard to believe it been acted, coz it look so real...

Reference... (The walking Dead) u'll see how humans are been eating and torn apart... Great concept...

So to Me I believe it all about being matured...

And Nollywood are. Far from that...

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Sports / Re: Iheanacho, Ezeh, Obasi And Baba With Nigerian U13 In 2010 (Pic) by Jerryjat(m): 2:26pm On Nov 14, 2013
Nice...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 10th November 2013 by Jerryjat(m): 8:07pm On Nov 10, 2013
nchewi: As a chelsea fan, i want arsenal to win 2day's match. Man United is relegation bound. It is their destiny. Lets help them 2 get there on tym. As 4 arsenal, we all know they are destined 2 finish at 4th place, a 7 point head start wudn't change this. Enough said

No offence dude... But u dey talk like fool...

u Say Man utd is a religation bond... R u even hearing ur self... Tell me the last tym man utd ended 3rd place in the league... And u say it dere destiny to go to religation... I laf at u.. Wat u said dat made me angry the most is that.. U said arsenal too r destined in 4th place... But wat u r 4getting is dat... If arsenal r destined in 4th place den we(man utd) r destined too in d 1st place as champions always...

So I advise u reason b4 talking... D*ckhead...

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Forum Games / Re: Create A Mental Picture Of Nairalanders by Jerryjat(m): 9:14pm On Oct 30, 2013
Well i guess Nairaland has few Celebrities... Coz u guys are just running in d same cycle...

Picturing sum1 u already pictured...

Just few names dominate dis tread... U guys are spoiling d fun....

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Politics / Re: Nigeria, FBI, CIA To Fight Boko-haram by Jerryjat(m): 1:45pm On Oct 29, 2013
It tink... It should be Jack Baure of CTU.... Or d entire CTU crew self...

Instead of dis CIA and FBI.... And co...

My thought though...

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