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Food / Re: Have You Seen This Lucifer Biscuit? (pictures) by jesusjewel1(f): 7:02pm On Jul 30, 2016
Richie0974:
So?
Last I remember, devil was called Lucifer in heaven which implies beauty and means it was a good name before he was cast to earth. So what stops a manufacturer from trying to say his product is the most beautiful of them all?
They could as well have said morning star, I guess that one is wrong too right?
We should stop reading meaning to everything that comes our way, some come naturally.


Eeeehhhnnnn....
It's just the write-up you saw and defending...
What of the picture drawn??
Even if in my wildest dreams, I can't accept to eat such biscuits!!!!!
Never!!!!
Family / Re: Olachi Manndarin Emmanuel Dies After Husband Allegedly Abandoned Her by jesusjewel1(f): 6:34am On Jul 30, 2016
photophobic:
fear men

Inbtw

What happened to for better for worse undecided

Rip

How many people are since to the marital vows
Maybe their assignment as a family wasn't done properly...
Why didn't the entire family members rally round to assist the young lady?
Or maybe the lady refused advice on not marrying him.
Why didn't the lady's family call the man's family members to call their son to order?
May God give the family the fortitude to bear the loss.
When this man marries another woman and they are unable this bear children, he'd come back for the diamond he left behind while he was busy picking stones.

Lord, pls us to act aright...
Let us bear your will and instructions by heart.
Travel / Re: Baby Survived Accident In Enugu That Killed The Mum, Policeman, Others by jesusjewel1(f): 7:38pm On Jul 29, 2016
Lukmann1:

what, did i telled u i am use a Bible?


Young man, just calm down while typing...
Your blunders is just way awkward....
Hhhaaannn...
Well, you made me laugh real hard.... wink

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Travel / Re: Baby Survived Accident In Enugu That Killed The Mum, Policeman, Others by jesusjewel1(f): 7:36pm On Jul 29, 2016
udumosam23:



i give up

Rotfl.....
What!!!!!
Jeeeeeezzz....
My Belle hurts....

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Travel / Re: Baby Survived Accident In Enugu That Killed The Mum, Policeman, Others by jesusjewel1(f): 7:35pm On Jul 29, 2016
eleojo23:


Where did you see Peace Mass transit in the news?
I guess you think Peace is the only transport company in Enugu.

Please go back and read it again.


Ehm..Mr Lukman, please what version of English is this? Old King James?

He was forming accent....
I don laugh tire...
Kai

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Business / Re: Tony Elumelu's Triplets With Toyin Saraki (Photo) by jesusjewel1(f): 5:41pm On Jul 29, 2016
flyca:
Somebody is on the loose on this thread. Mods, chain him! angry

Gad ko, Eri ni. undecided
I've Chinese albino before


gringringrin
I don laugh tire....
Kai

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Politics / Re: Fayose Compensates People Affected By Ise Road Dualization (pics) by jesusjewel1(f): 4:58pm On Jul 28, 2016
AuroraB:
I saw Buhari in the 2nd pisure embarassed
In jeans apparel sad


Bae, your eyes are sharp ooo...
Kai....
But that's a lookalike...
Family / Re: I Snubbed Him 12 Years Ago In School, Today We Have 3 Kids by jesusjewel1(f): 4:51pm On Jul 28, 2016
winkmart:


http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/07/i-snubbed-him-12-years-ago-in-school.html




Credit: https://m.facebook.com/beautifulmarriages/photos/a.616513705040837.1073741828.613088465383361/1466589970033202/?type=3&source=56



I love this story.....
Awwwwwn....
God give me a beautiful testimony....
I love their family picture....
It's so sweet....
So cool....
I'm so loving it....
Lord, pls do my own na...
Business / Re: Folorunsho Alakija 40th Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by jesusjewel1(f): 4:40pm On Jul 28, 2016
OboOlora:
The cake looks razz, money can't buy class!
l


Haba
Crime / Re: Man Rapes Seven-year-old Girl In FESTAC, Lagos (Photo) by jesusjewel1(f): 4:23pm On Jul 28, 2016
Eddygourdo:
Ikechukwu onye iberibe. You have come to lagos to disgrace your people abi. "You both slept together" ? As man and wife or as yam and goat. Biko bring ur preek make we cut am. Anu mpama

gringringrin
Laughing real hard...
Kai...
Health / Re: World Hepatitis Day 2016: How His Parents Caused His Death by jesusjewel1(f): 4:08pm On Jul 28, 2016
Tellemall:
How sure are you that the hepatitis was gotten from a razor used 42 years earlier? Why and how did they all incubate this same hepatitis for decades, if at all that is true? Where is this special razor blade and the results from tests carried out on it?

The hepatitis could have been caught some time recently and perhaps bad drinking habits caused it to surface. Hepatitis is contagious and so people who share drinks and food can infect themselves with it. If it's more contagious than HIV then toilet use is a way in which it is spread(urine left on toilet seats, etc). Hepatitis can also be gotten from poorly washed fruits, too.

I believe more hepatitis awareness is needed. As a medical personnel, who says it's a cheap test, why doesn't the author encourage people to do it by actually stating the current price range?


Sickness here and there...
Lord, guide me, my family members, friends and my loved ones(home and abroad) from all form of ailments.
I never signed an agreement on we having any form of sickness...
And in You, there's Sound health in abundance.
Grant to us all...
Nairalanders (both members and guests)....
This and many more I ask through Christ my Lord -----Amen.

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Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of A Couple Rocking Wings by jesusjewel1(f): 1:04pm On Jul 26, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin hahahahhahahahahahahaha.... What kind of costumes are these?







My dear....
I wonder...
Kai....
Afi pre-wedding pictures na
Events / Re: Ghanaian Bride Wears Sneakers On Her Wedding Day by jesusjewel1(f): 6:38pm On Jul 24, 2016
cruzita:
this is making sense



easy and comfortable





Why it's so is because she's on a short gown...
Would have been so awkward if she wore a flowing gown.
Religion / Re: Celestial Pastor Who Chained Son Arrested by jesusjewel1(f): 6:36pm On Jul 24, 2016
EVILFOREST:
He should be BURNT ALIVE....
HAND him over to the JUNGLE MEN

Hhhaaannn....
Hhhaaannn.....
Hhhaaannn......
Kilode?
Why say he should be burnt alive
Can you give life that you want to take another's?
It's not good ooo....
Instead, suggest another punishment..
Trust your Sunday is going on well...
Wish you a fruitful week...
Celebrities / Re: Sonia Ibrahim And Taabazuing's Traditional Wedding Photos by jesusjewel1(f): 11:46am On Jul 24, 2016
shamecurls:
My future wife....Pick my call please? Time is going

Call Heaven first...
Then the call will be redirected to her...
It may be there's no network in her area...
Or to avoid someone else picking up the call(having to marry someone else)
But sure, Heaven has got the right dialling code...
Make that first important call, it settles every other.

God bless you....
Crime / Re: Motorcycle Thieves Paraded Unclad In Agbor, Delta State (Pic) by jesusjewel1(f): 11:35am On Jul 24, 2016
kestolove95:
kill dem or kut off dia hands

Kill Kwa......
That's taking lives you can't give nor provide....
Business / Re: Female Cobbler In Benue Who Makes Foot Wears by jesusjewel1(f): 11:16am On Jul 24, 2016
youngest85:
sister,u need to tink twice o...



Prostituting pays o....

Anyway it depends on ur location



shocked shocked shocked
Are you kidding me?
Like seriously?
Giving her such an advice....
Humans Sha...
Romance / Re: "Testing" Your Partner To See If They Pass The Fidelity Test by jesusjewel1(f): 9:43pm On Jul 23, 2016
Exponental:
I won't try such... Trust is heavy! Easy to break, difficult to build. Many relationship lacks it, so why will I compromise what I have......kojoooor!
Seconded...
Gbam...
Got the words outta my mouth..
Romance / Re: "Testing" Your Partner To See If They Pass The Fidelity Test by jesusjewel1(f): 9:41pm On Jul 23, 2016
BlizzydoDo:
I cnt test my partner, & I'll feel very hurt if I find out.
Seconded...
My saying Yes to you means I trust you...
And if any trace of infidelity blinks, I'll ask you bluntly, no need for test or testing...

Well, there are different opinions and views about relationships.
This relationship thingy sef

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Family / Re: How Many Children Do You Think Is Ideal For A Family In This Current Economy? by jesusjewel1(f): 9:35pm On Jul 23, 2016
gsley:


wht is haba so u can't give 12?

12.... say wetin...
Born few and let your children born the remaining...
Very soon, Buhari will set quota on number of children per family.

Actually,when things were quite fair, I wanted a pair of twins and/or triplets that's 4 or 5...
Shikena..
But with the current situation...
I should think 3---a pair of twins +1 or triplets..
Straight up.

Lemme born them finish...
And face them squarely!
Food / Re: Check Out The Food I Just Prepared For The Week (A Nairaland Bachelor) by jesusjewel1(f): 9:21pm On Jul 23, 2016
ProTouchDesigns:


Sure big woman, I got your back.

Sup...
When the answer to the popped question comes forth(positive), don't forget to give us invitation...
Also contact me to plan your events...
Wishing you a very successful and enjoyable meal...
And a positive response too. cheesy wink
Food / Re: Check Out The Food I Just Prepared For The Week (A Nairaland Bachelor) by jesusjewel1(f): 9:17pm On Jul 23, 2016
ProTouchDesigns:



Lol... Its not hard na
Just answer this simple question and it's done.

Will you marry me?


Just like that gringringrin
Religion / Re: Photos From The Burial Of Eunice Elisha Olawale by jesusjewel1(f): 8:50pm On Jul 23, 2016
mysticgal:
God..


I wish to reach out to the family... If anyone can help me do so... Please
Thanks

Me too...
Please, on your findings, let me know...
Don't forget o.
+2349099816227.
Thank you.
Events / Re: Kano Women Register For Mass Wedding (photo) by jesusjewel1(f): 8:28pm On Jul 23, 2016
Sijo01:
Hope the sponsor of this mass wedding will also sponsor their daily bread thereafter.

You took words outta my mouth...

Women having registered...
Where are the men to accept them into their home/lives??
In this harsh economy...

All them by force marriages...
May we not be a part----Amen.
Family / Re: How Many Children Do You Think Is Ideal For A Family In This Current Economy? by jesusjewel1(f): 8:00pm On Jul 23, 2016
gsley:
12 is ok.


Haba!!!!!
Family / Re: How Many Children Do You Think Is Ideal For A Family In This Current Economy? by jesusjewel1(f): 8:00pm On Jul 23, 2016
amuokuko:


Are u a Layer bird
gringringrin

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Crime / Re: Keke Rider Robbed & Shot In Warri By Persons He Volunteered To Help:Graphic pics by jesusjewel1(f): 7:56pm On Jul 23, 2016
Ebenezer1998:
Tired of naija #onmywaytolondon
God bless your journey
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Write A Good CV For Fresh Graduate by jesusjewel1(f): 7:09am On Jul 23, 2016
ednut1:
undecided most times cv does not matter, ur confidence, composure nd ability to answer nd ask intelligent questions gt u d job. in this days of online application who get time to dey look at cv. test nd interview tins

Then what guarantees you an invite to partake in putting to display your confidence, composure and the ability to answer and ask intelligent questions
Family / Re: Ways To Build Your Home As A Wise Woman. by jesusjewel1(f): 11:14pm On Jul 22, 2016
Victorakats:
... Read More

You are married, please quit comparing your marriage with other people's marriage. No two marriage are the same and no marriage is without issues and challenges. 
Stop comparing your husband's penis size and performance with that of your ex. Stop expecting what your husband cannot afford and stop pushing your husband to steal simply because you feel that you must belong. 
A good marriage is not a function of your possession but a function of your contentment and your ability to manage what you have at your disposal and make the best out of it. 



Marriage is not for those who desire to be radical feminists. Feminism and marriage is not on the same platform so if you really want to succeed and prosper in your marriage, you must as a matter of necessity learn to submit to your husband's authority. Femininity works better in marriages. Don't get me wrong, you are a woman and must be treated with respect, your husband should consult you before taking decisions, but you have to let him take the final decision.



Where both of you cannot agree and where the sanctity of your marriage is threatened, you have the right to take a walk and move on with your life if you feel that you cannot continue with him. But as long as you are under one roof, you must learn to work with him, respect him as well as he respects you, and allow him be the leader in your marriage. That is how a wise woman builds her home. 



Above all, desire to please God in your marriage and in all your endeavors, you must open your heart and give your all to make your marriage succeed. Loving God and serving Him is the number one key to your success in marriage. When you are in love with God, He makes it easy for you to love your husband.



I love you sincerely and that is why I cannot afford not to tell you this truth.
Source : http://www.amaraofficial.com/2016/07/ways-to-build-your-home-as-wise-woman.html



True words of wisdom...
Thank you for sharing...
Lord, make me the Virtuous Woman you've called me to be.
Living according to your will and in obedience to your words.
This I ask through Christ My Lord- Amen.

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Celebrities / Re: Kayode Ogunyemi And His Irish Husband, They Wedded Last Year March by jesusjewel1(f): 10:38pm On Jul 22, 2016
Blurry:
and he is Mrs Keegan grin grin grin


Just imagine the public announcement reading I, Kayode Orimitidaru formerly known as Kayode Ogunyemi now wish to be known as Mrs Keegan. All former records remain valid. Imagine the nonsense..a full blooded african man becoming someone's bittch...

Ndi Uwa Mmebi




grin cheesy grin grin I don laugh tire...
Kai...
Celebrities / Re: Kayode Ogunyemi And His Irish Husband, They Wedded Last Year March by jesusjewel1(f): 10:35pm On Jul 22, 2016
Gidoka:
A world filled with pretty ladies, you still choose to be GAY....
SMH embarassed embarassed

They don't know...
They were not well groomed...
Or maybe fell out while growing up.

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Celebrities / Re: Kayode Ogunyemi And His Irish Husband, They Wedded Last Year March by jesusjewel1(f): 10:34pm On Jul 22, 2016
safarigirl:
I support their gayness whole heartedly. All these ugly niggas need to find each other and hook up to ensure they don't spread their ugly genes to the next generation #UglyGuysCanBeGay

Bae, but that's no guarantee to making their destination a success when they drop lifeless.
God, pls arrest them and make them retrace their steps back to you.
Ugly or not ugly...
All shall face the Father on the last day.
But really,they look very awful.

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