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Family / Re: Pls Help A Soul From Perishing by jesusjewel1(f): 6:26pm On Jul 29, 2015
okirewaju:
Where do they expect him to get that amount of money from? He should be made to sign an undertaking that a part of his salary will be deducted for a stipulated time range till he cleaars off the 100k.

Let his family keep pleading and if possible get someone the MD respects so much to plead on his behalf.

I'm positive he won't be locked up.
its not about the 100k but the #3.5m the company is demanding...
if it was the 100k,that could be settled in days...but #3.5m How on earth?
Family / Re: Pls Help A Soul From Perishing by jesusjewel1(f): 6:14pm On Jul 29, 2015
The 100k turning into #3.5m is as a result of the expenses his company made to the customer company. As par,they calmed them down...not loosing customer relations with them...
So I'm thinking they want to get their money back from him.
Family / Re: Pls Help A Soul From Perishing by jesusjewel1(f): 6:12pm On Jul 29, 2015
All I've said is nothing but the plain truth.
I want to keep the company's name hidden. Its an IT firm(Software designs,programming and all) based in Lekki,Lagos.
Pls,I'm begging,render assistance. The court hearings may not be fair to him. He is just 22 years of age. He'd be 23 in 2weeks time. Pls,I don't want him in the police cell or in jail term.
Biko...Ejoor....Pls Nairalanders
Family / Pls Help A Soul From Perishing by jesusjewel1(f): 5:48pm On Jul 29, 2015
Hello Friends. I'm sorry to bother us. But pls I need financial assistance.
A close friend of mine has been in detention since last week. He had issues with the company he works for. Information reaching me was that he was traveling sometime last two weeks. He met a man who relayed his issues to him at the airport. He(my friend) out of pity went to withdraw a sum of #100k and handed it over to his friend. It was until this fellow left before he realized what he had done. Whereas this money doesn't belong to him nor his company but a customer company(one of the companies his company renders services to).
His company has settled the customer company and now they've bounced on my friend saying he must pay a sum of #3.5m else he'd be charged to court. My friend has no such amount neither does his family members.
One of his elder sisters went with her lawyer to see the MD of the company to plead. But all fell on deaf ears saying 'if by Friday the money isn't ready,we should expect file suit' which I'm sure we know what that means.
Pls I'm begging with mercies of God,help us. I may have nothing to offer,but God will bless you beyond human imagination.
Any amount to save this young promising soul from perishing will be appreciated.
You can call me on my number: 09051085353 or his elder brother's (Mr Teejay)- 08030736196.
Pls Nairalanders....I'm begging. I don't want my friend to visit the court talk less of having any sentence.
With tears,I type this.
God bless us all.
Celebrities / Re: PHOTO: Omawumi Welcomes Baby Boy by jesusjewel1(f): 1:26pm On Jul 18, 2015
Bonapart:
i prefer AutomaticJesus for my kids. Not some citizenship of this world, which end in this world
grin Salvation then.
Celebrities / Re: PHOTO: Omawumi Welcomes Baby Boy by jesusjewel1(f): 1:17pm On Jul 18, 2015
Bonapart:
Congrats!!! But still can't get the big deal about running to America to give birth
Automatic ID....Citizen by birth

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Politics / Re: TV Stations Translate Buhari’s English To English. PICTURE. by jesusjewel1(f): 8:24am On Jul 16, 2015
Dharniel:
Not a big deal. I think you should listen to Vladimir Putin the president of Russia or Kim Jong-un the president of North Korea when they speak or give public addresses, then you'll know buhari's english is better. The fact that buhari has a poor accent doesn't mean he can't speak good english.
PDP followers just be hating on buhari anyhow.

Ride on baba.
#sai_buhari...
Shuuuuuoooo.....Guy na only you see as you pack all the like and shares 813 likes 72shares....I throw salute ooo. let me too give my own coin
Food / Re: See What A Lady Cooked For Her Man ! by jesusjewel1(f): 11:44pm On Jul 11, 2015
LadyBoss1:

Its like d cookies is = meat Ketchup. = Stew
rice n extra white stuff= rice And i dont know what dat paste is on the side= salad
She think am well lols
grin Your comment got me cracking up. But seriously, what nonsense is this? A friend's friend received this at KFC in the US. Na wa o

Health / Re: Save This Child Nairalanders, Advice Me On What To Do, Please Doctors And Nurses by jesusjewel1(f): 11:35pm On Jul 11, 2015
[quote author=mGoogle post=35755742]Please, please, Gentlemen and Ladies; please help me.

I have a niece who had a mouth problem since she 4 to 5 years old but now she is 15 years old.


The problem is this:

There is some kind of rashes that uses to swell up in her mouth and some are small and some are not and as it is, every night and day her mouth is bleeding due to those rashes on her tongue and inside her mouth.

The thing also affected her teeth and that her teeth look so dirty, she can't eat food that is contained with pepper neighter can she eat hot food nor drink hot things because it pains her.

We have do almost all sorts of medical remedies but to no avail.

I believe that her problem will come to end once I post on this internet of nairaland.com as someone directed me here to ask anything because am tired of google.

Please my brothers and sisters I really need your help on what I should do to make her mouth look fresh, smooth and clean again like every other human being.

See the photos of her mouth, tongue and teeth.

Young man....your family members delayed the innocent lady..I'm not here to tongue lash you. Bring the lady to UCH. You(Her family members) may be worn out due to protocols in UCH but I'm sure it's for saving the young lady's life. There is no time on her side looking at the pictures you uploaded.
I agree with the person who said it's oral cancer. Pls act fast. God on her side,she'll scale through and she'd be able to smile again. Best wishes to her
Education / Re: A Nigerian With Three First Class degrees by jesusjewel1(f): 9:13am On Jun 25, 2015
FriedPlantain:
[b]He is an Urhobo man, an Itsekiri guy, a yoruba boy, an igbo intellect........ Can't we all read just one damn thread on this forum without us going the tribal line. The doofus above me have started it, I expect more m0rons to continue from where they stopped. Lubbish!

.... But come to think of this, this Aziza guy isn't the first Nigerian to achieve such an unimaginable feat.
My younger brother Kasali achieved similar feat by having hat-trick of commendable results at 3 renowned tertiary institutions. He got a lower credit from Yabatech on his OND certificate, proceeded to the prestigious University of Lagos where he commendably bagged Third Class honours. After staying 3 years at home with no job forthcoming, I personally sponsored him to study again at Covenant University, hoping things would turn out good this time around, admonishing him on the need to make First class to right all his wrongs.
The 1diot choose to make it a hat-trick of results by bagging another commendable Third-class at Covenant University. Such a useless 1diot angry. Omo ale jati jati! angry


Friedplantain
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OMG....Friedplantain,what did you just do? ROTFL...LWKMD
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Drag Annie Idibia Into The Toke Makina Mess by jesusjewel1(f): 8:00pm On Jun 14, 2015
cramjones:
The lesson all Nigerians should learn from this mess are:

1. There is absolutely no need talking with your spouse on social media for the whole world to see. You guys see each other, talk to yourselves directly.

2. Marriage is never a ticket to happiness, never let anyone make you feel less important if you are not married.

3. Never date someone for over a decade, you can never know all about someone. Even couples that have been married for over 2 decades still learn new things about themselves - You will know the first 3 months if this is your person or not.

4. Never trust yourself in choosing your spouse. Depend on God, depend on that still small voice. Only God knows the deepest part of a man's/woman's heart.

5. Not everyone who posts romantic adventures with their spouses on social media are happy. Most times it is a front. Don't be depressed and think your life sucks because you are not getting the type of vacations and gifts being paraded on social media.

Above all, when your relationship/marriage crashes like it did for sweet Toke, never give up. Life has its ups and downs. With persistence, focus and a heart with love, you will surely find love and happiness again, and God will certainly fix your brokenness.

Annie Idibia I detest! Her and her husband's example should never be adored by any!

I wish you well Toke. You will surely prevail...hang in there.

Shalom!

CramJones
God bless you dear! You just nailed it! Gave my heart the right words....
Career / Re: I Want To Leave My Job For Masters by jesusjewel1(f): 3:19pm On Jun 14, 2015
damzy88:
We resume by 8.30 am and close by 5.30pm. Saturdays 9am to 1pm. You have to card in and card out. If you don't come to office,a little amount may be deducted from your salary.
Won't part time studies be managed with your duties at work? My opinion tho
Education / Re: Difference Between Bsc And Bsc (hons) by jesusjewel1(f): 5:40pm On Jun 12, 2015
okolola25:


Good evening Prof. Please I need yor candid advice. I am a science education graduate. Wanna go for my Masters Degree, having 2 faculties to proceed into (Science and Edu) please what post graduate course (within my jurisdiction) would you recommend for me.......for the purpose of get good job upon graduation? Thanks.
Yea. Answering your question. You are a major in the faculty of Education and a minor in the faculty of Science(which you selected as a teaching course). You must have registered for their compulsory courses from 100-400 of which you had the required grade. If not, you'd be denied the opportunity to enrol for a masters program.
Phones / Re: New Etisalat Android Plan by jesusjewel1(f): 9:52am On Mar 16, 2015
obosirow:


Too Poor. GLO still very much ahead of them. We need 5gb at N2000.
Glo overload shey?
Celebrities / Re: Frank Edwards Meets 2Face & Patience Ozokwor [Photos] by jesusjewel1(f): 3:27am On Feb 12, 2015
englishmart:
no. He's transvirgined!!

Later you'll claim bloggers have poor command for English

As ur name indicates.... Teach him bro wink
Celebrities / Re: Frank Edwards Meets 2Face & Patience Ozokwor [Photos] by jesusjewel1(f): 3:27am On Feb 12, 2015
englishmart:
no. He's transvirgined!!

Later you'll claim bloggers have poor command for English

As ur name and indicates.... Teach him bro wink
Family / Re: Husbands, Can You Survive A Week Without Your Wife? by jesusjewel1(f): 12:50am On Feb 02, 2015
mumumugu:
As long as i got a side chick. I can survive a year without her
undecided....username at work

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Politics / Re: mODIFIED by jesusjewel1(f): 9:06am On Jan 20, 2015
donphilopus:
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Say this to yourself: "Eye, Yam, Hey, Bars, Tad".
Ediot...... grin...laff on kill me...funny you
Celebrities / Re: LOL... What Is Wrong With This Lady's Dressing? (wedding Gown VS B00bs Saga) by jesusjewel1(f): 9:56pm On Jan 12, 2015
kennygee:
Didn't she test the gown before her wedding?
like seriously..... I love her hair tho
Politics / Re: Mohammadu Buhari’s Running Mate: 10 Names Emerge by jesusjewel1(f): 4:53pm On Dec 12, 2014
soe:
Nonsense list.

Give us Oby Ezekwesili

Oby Ezekwesili is from the south, an igbo woman, a staunch Christian, a woman, an international achiever, a human rights activist, a freedom fighter, an incorruptible public servant, madam due process, madam bringbackourgirls, madam no nonsense, iron lady...former world bank vice President...mama d mama


‪#‎APC‬...no dulling...we want the best.
Bros, na only u gather the whole likes?? Anyways u made sense. Let a woman vice even if she'll be denied d head...

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Family / Re: “I've Got 28Yrs Of Virginity To Pour Into One Woman”–Gaisebaba Shares Love Story by jesusjewel1(f): 5:37pm On Dec 09, 2014
1stola:

Yeapa! shocked
Secondary or tertiary I guess?
Now tell me why God should not punish on Judgment day for lying?
I am....u are entitled to ur opinion. I shouldn't be explaining my self here... not having sex nor making love till I receive the "certificate"(I'm married). c'est fini!
Family / Re: “I've Got 28Yrs Of Virginity To Pour Into One Woman”–Gaisebaba Shares Love Story by jesusjewel1(f): 2:23pm On Dec 09, 2014
1stola:

There is no male virgin for fúck sake!
ua a girl, are u a virgin?
Yea.... any issues with that?!

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Family / Re: Recent Trad And White Wedding Of A Nairalander (photos) by jesusjewel1(f): 2:14pm On Dec 09, 2014
naijaboiy:
Nice,,really nice. cheesy

I love yoruba weddings cool

To all the girls that left their men to other men because they thought they'll get married in 2014.... cheesy

3 Saturdays left grin
are u a product of one??

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Family / Re: “I've Got 28Yrs Of Virginity To Pour Into One Woman”–Gaisebaba Shares Love Story by jesusjewel1(f): 2:02pm On Dec 09, 2014
1stola:
Clueless lair!!!
After series of wankíng and dreaming...
In such, THERE IS NO MALE VIRGIN. Yes!
Because, God and nature never created us virgins.
We were born open.
Only females were born virgins because, they were born SEALED with their hymen.
I'm sure the bride can't claim the same... Dude will now only start banging a used old cargo.
what is it? Why furious?? are u one? please wish dem luck not calling them all sort of names. If u aren't a virgin, u can as well make your offsprings one..take care!

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Celebrities / Late Beauty Queen, Tonye Mabel, Laid To Rest-pics by jesusjewel1(f): 4:20am On Dec 06, 2014
She was the Miss Exclusive Nigeria for this
year and also the Most Beautiful Girl in
KALABARI 2014, 19 year old Late beauty
queen Tonye Mabel who kicked the bucket on
the 22nd of November after complaining of
stomach aches… was today, laid to rest at her
hometown, Abonnema, Rivers State yesterday, 5th
December. present at her burial was her
family, friends and also her fellow models.
Its reported that she was buried with her
crown and sash looking so peaceful. Its sad
though, at this young age and already
climbing the ladder of success in her career,
she just had to leave this earth. Oh well, we
only pray she finds peace where she is now
and may her beautiful soul rest in peace
(amen).

Jokes Etc / Leaders Acronyms And Their Meaning by jesusjewel1(f): 7:09am On Dec 02, 2014
AKPORS: Sweetheart, I am GEJ
HELEN: You’re kidding? You mean you
are our President? (Goodluck Ebele
Jonathan)
AKPORS: I mean, I am GEJ – GOING on
an EMERGENCY JOURNEY! HELEN: (smiling) Oh!
You’re not serious!
What kind of a journey are you going
on?
AKPORS: OBJ.
HELEN: To meet Obasanjo?
AKPORS: No, it means ON a BUSINESS JOURNEY.
HELEN: Oh!
AKPORS: Yes… IBB.
HELEN: Babangida?
AKPORS: I’LL BE BACK.
HELEN: (smiles). Very funny. AKPORS: Till then
APC.
HELEN: What does that mean?
AKPORS: I’ll ALWAYS PING AND CALL.
HELEN: Hmmm…
AKPORS: And while I’m away, PDP with
love. HELEN: What?
AKPORS: PLEASE DON’T PLAY with our
love.
HELEN: (after a short pause) You know I
won’t BRF.
AKPORS: What has Lagos state governor got to
do with all this?
HELEN: (smiling) I’ll BE RIGHTEOUS and
FAITHFUL!
AKPORS: I trust you
HELEN: FOOL!
AKPORS: (screaming) Whaaat?!
HELEN: FOR OUR
OVERWHELMING
LOVE.

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Youth In Surulere Burning APC Posters by jesusjewel1(f): 10:33pm On Dec 01, 2014
kolaaderin:


SPACE BOOKERS ASSOCIATION OF NAIRALAND.

cheesy.... OK o
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Youth In Surulere Burning APC Posters by jesusjewel1(f): 10:33pm On Dec 01, 2014
kolaaderin:


SPACE BOOKERS ASSOCIATION OF NAIRALAND.

cheesy
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Youth In Surulere Burning APC Posters by jesusjewel1(f): 10:03am On Dec 01, 2014
Cybermugu1:
PROUDLY Nairaland
please wats d meaning of Nairaland?
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Month Of December, Nairalanders by jesusjewel1(f): 9:58am On Dec 01, 2014
Ucheosefoh:
Just a change of date nothing more, life is still the same
It could be a mere change of date,but many aren't alive to witness it....Be grateful for d breathe of life!!!
Fashion / Re: Omowunmi Akinnifesi Miss Nigeria 2005 Looking Fantastic Without Makeup by jesusjewel1(f): 10:33pm On Nov 30, 2014
chymystique:
I am begining to wonder if TheRealMrStan is a SuperMod?... Even his topics that are not worthy of FP graces it .. Na wa oo.. U guys should give other NLders with better worthy topics for FP a chance.. Nairaland is not a one man's land.
I need to know the Mods criteria for choosing topics moved to FP. It's kinda disheartening the attitude to which they use in selecting their FP topics. Oga Seun, explain in details... Thank u.

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