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Crime / Re: Two Women Beat A Man In Akure For Harassing Them (photos) by jesusjewel1(f): 5:24pm On Jul 12, 2016
Dejideji1:


Don't mind them, i keep saying it, women of nowadays don't deserve the special privileges they are given. Women are now more hostile, aggressive and dangerous. (Although I still respect older women., but not the ill mannered ladies we have this days)

What they did to this guy is nothing compared to what some women in America do to men. And you dare not retaliate no matter the degree of assault else you will be jailed, imagine that nonsense, considering the hostile and dangerous nature of women nowadays.


Haba. Why generalizing Not all women are the same. Those ladies may have acted rudely by beating up the guy but really not all ladies are same.
There are very decent ones out there.
Celebrities / Re: Did Davido Shade Republic Of Congo? by jesusjewel1(f): 8:49pm On Jul 06, 2016
I don't mind his outfit minus the face cap .
I dash him that one.
Romance / Re: Why Rush Into Marriage? by jesusjewel1(f): 8:32pm On Jul 06, 2016
iykedare:
If you are old enough to have sex,you are old enough to get married.

I disagree with you.
Anyone can be old enough for sex but ain't MATURE for marriage.
Besides what's your definition of been old enough for sex and old enough for marriage.

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Romance / Re: Tynedria Meneweather's Pre-wedding Photos Go Viral by jesusjewel1(f): 5:12pm On Jul 05, 2016
Hey.
They are married.
Not pre-wedding photoshoot.
That's their photoshoot for their 5 years anniversary.
Crime / Re: Robbers Trying To Rob A Lawyer In Warri Caught - See Pictures by jesusjewel1(f): 9:35pm On Jun 29, 2016
brunofarad:
Is that a question ? Or a comment !





me no know. all join. Sha tell me what the meaning is.
Crime / Re: Robbers Trying To Rob A Lawyer In Warri Caught - See Pictures by jesusjewel1(f): 5:46pm On Jun 28, 2016
brunofarad:
They will always blame the DEVIL









They won't remember that it was a function of GREED,LAZINESS and BAD COMPANY that they keep






Dear Mr DEVIL,
Take heart for all the BLAMES they put on you even when you are innocent.. grin

Signed
Concerned human grin
what's with the face and the brick seen at every comment you give??
what does it mean?
Education / Re: Top 7 It Certification Course That Would Land U Mega Bucks by jesusjewel1(f): 7:09pm On Jun 26, 2016
MC1:


which of the modules did you register for?... FICO?...and would you like to take it again?
Errrrr. I can't remember; had the training and exam since last year. Would get back to you on that. Yes, I'd love to. I don't mind rewriting the exam and furthering more in the field.
thank you.
Education / Re: Top 7 It Certification Course That Would Land U Mega Bucks by jesusjewel1(f): 5:51pm On Jun 26, 2016
MC1:
Dude, you forgot to include SAP...the number one enterprise Resource Planning solution used by NNPC, FIRS, NLNG, even shell, Dangote and a lot of other IOC's and MNC's. SAP consultants could earn from $200-$4000 per day. im a certified SAP HCM & GRC consiltant.
Thank you for including SAP. I registered for the program but didn't pass the exam. I was awarded certificate of attendance instead of proficiency. What harm has it caused; can I get a job with it along side PMP, Peachtree accounting and CILRM (graduate membership)? Pls reply me.
TV/Movies / Re: Michy Shatta's Slippers-Breasts On GMAA2016 Red Carpet, Fans React by jesusjewel1(f): 4:11pm On Jun 26, 2016
IamMissMarvel:
What is this?

Have you noticed how chicks with Drumstix and K legs are the ones who love wearing leggings?

Or how those with flabby Michelin tyre bodies love wearing bodycon and fitted dresses?

Or even how those with boobs looking like mats or boobs looking down at the toes of fallen and buried heroes looking boobs, these class of people love wearing clothes that will disgrace them or sell them out on their flaws.

Whether Orange or banana looking boobs, boobs should be kept inside clothes, hidden from the world, why put us into the misery of looking at these eye sore?
Seconded*Gbam*
Politics / Re: Okorocha Meets Pastor Mike Agbahiwe Whose Wife Was Killed In Kano by jesusjewel1(f): 3:58pm On Jun 26, 2016
ujoatu:
Lalasticlala please come identify with the grieving Pastor
You people should leave Lalasticlala alone.
hhhaaannn. what's with the frequent call of his name?
E don do ooo.
Politics / Re: Zahra Buhari Looks Totally Beautiful In New Photos by jesusjewel1(f): 7:28pm On Jun 25, 2016
Alki:
Oboi lalasticlala y u put am for front page two times abi u dey eye Zahra
Is Lalasticlala the only mod here on Nairaland? Y'all should chill and give him a break of mentioning his name on every story that hits front-page.

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Politics / Re: The Look On Buhari's Face As Abdulkarim Dauda Marches Past by jesusjewel1(f): 9:08pm On Jun 23, 2016
funkybully:
.what a DULLARDIC, MOR0NIC, CLUELESS, HOPELESS AND IMBECILIC look as d presidiot gaze in utter confusion . dullardpo in chief of armed forces!
this insult is too much na. take it easy.
Romance / Re: Check My Pic And And Make A Wish by jesusjewel1(f): 5:05pm On Jun 22, 2016
enshi:


Wow yet another rare wisher.... I love your name to the moon and back
I checked Ur file and found out that you have no pic.. Be it as it may I have this feeling that you are pretty.... You are also very contempted with what you have
I will grant your wish with all pleasure
Sent you a pm already
And I am giving you 6 et 16 too
Awwwwwn. Thank you. smiley. I've replied your mail. do have a wonderful evening.
Romance / Re: Check My Pic And And Make A Wish by jesusjewel1(f): 7:51pm On Jun 21, 2016
enshi:
Below is a list for every thing I can offer both online and offline.... Pls pick
I don't mind number 4😃
NYSC / Re: Zamfara 2015 batch b Lets Meet Here by jesusjewel1(f): 9:30pm On Oct 26, 2015
Yeancarh96:
a whatsapp group has bn created chief...just drop ur number and it'd be added
hello...pls add...Bolaji 0818-329-4535...stream 1
NYSC / Re: Zamfara 2015 batch b Lets Meet Here by jesusjewel1(f): 9:29pm On Oct 26, 2015
ejecycollins:
I was posted to zamfara stream 1 abeg any body posted there should add me up on my whatsapp let's talk abeg oooooo 08176767473 or call me 08130833607
hello...pls add...Bolaji 0818-329-4535...stream 1
NYSC / Re: Zamfara 2015 batch b Lets Meet Here by jesusjewel1(f): 6:55pm On Oct 25, 2015
biomedixexcel:
Whatsap group created, drop ur number to be added
hello...pls add...Bolaji 0818-329-4535
NYSC / Re: Kwara Batch B Pcms Lets Meet Here ....... by jesusjewel1(f): 8:30am On Oct 23, 2015
whodohgeepee:
Drop una digits na make ah add una fellow batch B corp members Kwara 2015
Hi...I'm Adaobi. Kwara State.....PCM....Stream 1....08076022501
NYSC / Re: Kwara Batch B Pcms Lets Meet Here ....... by jesusjewel1(f): 8:24am On Oct 23, 2015
MeezPat:
Was I d only geh posted to ds yikpata camp....oh God
I was posted to Kwara too...My number: 09099816227....Will be expecting your call.
Nairaland / General / Re: Ghana Agrees To Pay N33.8bn Gas Debt Owed Nigeria By Feb. 2016 by jesusjewel1(f): 10:17am On Oct 22, 2015
damton:
before nko. dem for no agree to pay.make dem use am do reprisal for operation GHANA MUST GO. tongue
Aaaaaarrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnzzzzzzeeeeeee!!!!! Kai....Na wa for you!
Romance / Re: Another Nigerian Couple Who Met On Twitter Gets Engaged (photos) by jesusjewel1(f): 8:53am On Oct 16, 2015
Eeeehhhhnnnnn... So its on Twitter Aunt Tolu met her heartthrob...... Hmmmm....Wedding things.... Our personal person...CEO Madeleine Leigh.... pls do fast and fix wedding date o. CC Youths awaits your date.... We've seen himmmmmmm.
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Edun Slays In New Stunning Photos by jesusjewel1(f): 9:20pm On Sep 16, 2015
And this guy has family members... he is a son born out of a woman....such a disgrace! mmttcchheeewwwwww
Family / Re: Pls Help A Soul From Perishing by jesusjewel1(f): 9:48pm On Jul 29, 2015
Chillis:

Go sleep jare. Any amount? You come type 3.5million join thread.
I wish I was never in this situation. I won't have sought for advise nor financial assistance. Thank you Chillis.
Family / Re: Pls Help A Soul From Perishing by jesusjewel1(f): 9:46pm On Jul 29, 2015
Chillis:


Depression never catch, when him catch you, you will provide the whole details.
no company name, nothing. Only my friend my friend.

What is the name of the Md and company?

You dey dodge the question
Well,you are entitled to your ideas and thoughts.
If I'm lying, give a call to his elder bro named above. At least to clear doubts. it's no big deal.
Family / Re: Pls Help A Soul From Perishing by jesusjewel1(f): 9:43pm On Jul 29, 2015
pickabeau1:


There is more to this story

When we see reputation

The company even stands to lose more if it gets out that their system is easily compromised

How did 100k multiply

My dear...If leading companies wanna get back on someone,It won't take them a second to hesitate.
That's the story o.
I've added nothing... probably I wasn't told everything.
I'm amazed too. The company is a leading IT company in Nigeria.
Gets its contract directly from FG. Na so I take see am.
Family / Re: Pls Help A Soul From Perishing by jesusjewel1(f): 9:39pm On Jul 29, 2015
Chillis:


You are welcome kiss kiss

See your mouth like 3.5million
Sir/Ma'am....pls I've cried all day. I've been depressed. Advising or seeking for better explanation or saying nothing would do me more good than the harm you are causing.
Pls.
Thank you all the same
Family / Re: Pls Help A Soul From Perishing by jesusjewel1(f): 9:33pm On Jul 29, 2015
Chillis:
Let him go to jail for his dishonesty.

There is nothing like jazz.
him wan do sharp man.
Btw. Are you asking for 3.5million seriously .

You get mind oh.
fear no catch you type 3.5million.

Choi
Did I make mention of Nlanders donating #3.5m? All I asked was donations of any amount. I was never specific. Pls.
Well,nothing to say than Thank You.
Family / Re: Pls Help A Soul From Perishing by jesusjewel1(f): 9:29pm On Jul 29, 2015
Well,thank you all for your advice....I'm grateful. The Chief Advocate who name is Mercy and Love has taken over. We are not alone. Thank you very much.
Family / Re: Pls Help A Soul From Perishing by jesusjewel1(f): 9:27pm On Jul 29, 2015
I wish I had the strength to cook up this story. I've said everything...its nothing but the truth. The lawyer has pled with the company's lawyer. They've refused.
How the #100k became #3.5m...its to settle the customer company of all expenses,protect reputation and customer relations and all.
Family / Re: Pls Help A Soul From Perishing by jesusjewel1(f): 7:33pm On Jul 29, 2015
Pls help ooooo. I'm begging...He is wrong...I admit...But assist in not letting his soul lavish away
Family / Re: Pls Help A Soul From Perishing by jesusjewel1(f): 6:31pm On Jul 29, 2015
Pls just assist. Whatever donations made will be refunded God's willing. Please. I'm pleading with the mercies of God. No pleas can get into the MDs head.
Family / Re: Pls Help A Soul From Perishing by jesusjewel1(f): 6:29pm On Jul 29, 2015
tearoses:


The story is one kind
What was the other companys money doing in your friends account in the first place?
How did the money turn to 3.5 million within 2 weeks?
Please tell the full story so that at least advise can be renedered
There may not even be any reason for extra financial outlay apart from refunding the 100K, but people can only help if they have the full story.
BTW has he refunded that?
If hasnt refunded the 100k first things first he needs to do that.
Has he done something like this before?
And why would he go to the bank, withdraw and give away someone elses money?
Was he jazzed?
Yes he was jazzed...The customer company is a bank. He tried testing a software and thought it right to transfer some amount into an account of which he had the ATM.
Everything is just muddled up... Confusion everywhere... The MD is bent on receiving his money.

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