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PoliticsRe: Saraki, Atiku, Others Are Tenants In APC – Bode George by Jexyme(f): 10:36pm On Aug 05, 2016
Pls what is Bode George doing in Nigeriahuhhuh

He said he was gonna leave Nigeria if APC win election............

PDP is as scam full of Pig-headed pipu.
PoliticsRe: Fayose, Mimiko Better Than Ambode –PDP by Jexyme(f): 9:15am On Aug 05, 2016
wagazala:
What are they smoking over there at PDP? huh
...LOLS
PoliticsRe: Obiano Apologizes To Peter Obi, As They Reconcile (photos) by Jexyme(f): 9:48am On Aug 04, 2016
FreeGlobe:
Obiano does not have any reason to apologise to obi it is supposed to be the other way round.. I think its just for the media anyway
As a christian, you don't always apologise because you've conspicuously wronged people. There are times you apologise for any wrong you may have done but never noticed.

Afterall, the Holy Bible says "Be it possible, make peace with every man". We are the ones that always complicate simple issues. Shallom!
Christianity EtcRe: "Don't Marry A Man Who Doesn't Have A Job" - Pastor Adeboye Advises Women (Video by Jexyme(f): 8:32pm On Aug 02, 2016
Absolutely saying the truth.............God bless u Sir.
PoliticsRe: PDP Did Not Lose 2015 Presidential Election – Ciroma by Jexyme(f): 8:29am On Jul 26, 2016
Na which kind expired weed this man dey take nowhuh
CrimeRe: Church Member Crushes Another To Death In Church Premises In Kano by Jexyme(f): 8:10am On Jul 25, 2016
drake2:
Wow, so them still dey go church for Kano? RIP to the victim!
Smiles............I take it that u have never been to Kano.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Distributes Tubers Of Yams To Ekiti State Residents by Jexyme(f): 8:02am On Jul 25, 2016
Sick Governor.


Is that how he'll be feeding Ekiti pipuhuh

I dey laugh in pidgin....
PoliticsRe: PDP: Nigerians Already Counting Days For APC ’s Exit From Power by Jexyme(f): 7:59am On Jul 25, 2016
ijustdey:
•Declares Sheriff, Ojuogboh, Uzodinma rebels

•Makarfi inaugurates 88-man zoning committee





http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/07/23/pdp-nigerians-already-counting-days-for-apcs-exit-from-power/
Kwarrapt party
PoliticsRe: 250 CJTF Recruited Into Army (Photos) by Jexyme(f): 11:04am On Jul 24, 2016
[quote author=limeta post=47838692][/quote]Lols!

Hope u had a great sunday service today.

Enjoy the rest of the day!
PoliticsRe: 250 CJTF Recruited Into Army (Photos) by Jexyme(f): 8:51pm On Jul 23, 2016
[quote author=limeta post=47820849][/quote]Not only Islamic or Christian knowledge dear.

U can go for philosophy of life and human existence.
PoliticsRe: 250 CJTF Recruited Into Army (Photos) by Jexyme(f): 1:29pm On Jul 23, 2016
limeta:
You were born in towhat we fear to speak about,
The world fear your lot.
1. Check ur post well (Grammar issue)

2. Why be such myopic and religious bigot?

3. I may be a muslim or even more Christian (Christ-like) than U.

4. Seek knowledge, it's essential for ur liberation

5. Ignorance is a terminal disease
PoliticsRe: 250 CJTF Recruited Into Army (Photos) by Jexyme(f): 12:48pm On Jul 23, 2016
limeta:
People like you are the reason Nigeria will never get well
you must be muslim
Lols! No one will have time for ppl like u.

Seek knowledge and u will be liberated.

Ignornce is a terminal disease.
PoliticsRe: 250 CJTF Recruited Into Army (Photos) by Jexyme(f): 4:43am On Jul 23, 2016
limeta:
Names
State of origin
Religion

Then you see about one Nigeria
I pray that ur state of residence never experience what was experienced in those states.

Ignorance is a terminal disease.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Assess My Self-constructed CV And Pls Give Me A Feedback On Its Quality by Jexyme(f): 9:48am On Jul 15, 2016
wallmosh:
Kindly adjust your achievements, placing the recent ones at the top.
EducationRe: 8 Characteristics Display By Carry- Over Students In Nigeria Campus- ThemiDhayor by Jexyme(f): 8:19am On Jul 14, 2016
ThemiDhayor:
Students are scared when checking their results in order not to be a victim of carry over grade which apart from the burden they will bear for the next level, insult from their juniors is enough to ruin their reputation.

It is however obvious to spot them in campus which is the aim of this article and let’s take a look on ways to identify such students.


1. Insult lecturers on regular basis

Carry over students view both good and bad lecturers as enemies by abusing and bashing them from all angles. Most times they are the ones who sit at the back of auditorium during lecture period causing distraction and blaming lecturers for their misfortunes.



2. Struggled and stressed looks

This feature is obvious when you see carry over students. Owing to the fact that life is not fair to them on campus, they look worried and tattered due to too much thinking, long lectures period and less sleeping hours.

3. Violence flow in their blood

The life of a carry over student is so frustrating that anything can steer up anger in their life. Due to the precipitated bitterness in their blood, they become captain during “aluta protest” along side with their bedevilled colleagues.



4. Unfriendly attitude

Larger percentage of carry over students possess introvert attitude that makes it difficult for them to socialise. Suggesting any form of entertainment to cool their nerves is like mission impossible for them.

5. Single relationship status

It’s difficult to see a carry over student in a relationship which is more synonymous to guys. If eventually he steps up his game to woo a lady, she will ridicule, condemn and bash the hell out of his life.

6. Bond with efikos and giraffe at exam hall

This is very common at exam hall as carry over students form covalent bond with intelligent students to save them from academic embarrassment. Also they frequently giraffe during exam using angle of depression mechanism.

7. Hand outs are always littered in their rooms

The room of carry over students can be likened to the dust bin at ojota in lagos. Because of the bulk of courses they offered per semester, various hand outs are always littered on their bed, wardrobe, floor, kitchen and even toilet if care is not taken.

8. Disgusting outfits and terrible body odour

Some carry over students always look un kept with bad body odour and funny outfits since they care less about their well being. Also, they hardly make their hairs, shave and sometimes skip brushing their mouth.

By:ThemiDhayor


Cc:lalasticlala and fynestboi
Hhahahaahahahahahaahahhaahahahahahahahaha
Christianity EtcRe: But Why Would God Allow Someone To Be Killed While Preaching His Words ? by Jexyme(f): 4:14pm On Jul 11, 2016
Unless u are really ready to enjoy, suffer, be persecuted even publicly or die in the process.............then u are not fit to be called Christian.

Today we have christians, so called 'holigholistic' brothers, deacons, deaconesses, pastors, Bishops and even GOs that have never stepped into the so called 'danger zones' but still call themselves christians.

I called on the churchy brothers and sisters, office pastors and so called prophets to answer the rall calling of Jesus Christ and go out there to prach the gospel......
EducationRe: Egbe Agala Eja: UNICAL Best Graduating Student With 4.84 CGPA by Jexyme(f): 7:19am On Jul 10, 2016
SELENAqueensy:
Awww... and he is really cute
How i love cute guy with cute brains
Lady, u cute too....... grin
LiteratureRe: Why Are Books On Igbo Culture, Identity, History Etc Expensive. by Jexyme(f): 7:37am On Jul 09, 2016
Igbo man and money na like bread n butter.thus, high propensity to kwaruption.....Lol!
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Born Again Christian Be A Traditional Ruler In Nigeria? by Jexyme(f): 6:41pm On Jul 03, 2016
No!!!!!!!!
TravelRe: Abuja-Kaduna Train Service Offers Free Ride As Passengers Show Their Excitement by Jexyme(f): 3:00pm On Jul 02, 2016
kokoA:
Tested by ajebo looking peeps.. hmmm. Of what use is the poor in this country sef? huh Ehen! Nice coach by the way.
.....And if na poor pipu, u guys go say dey don sample poor pipu 4 first-ride sacrifice shud accident occurs.

Naija pipu sha
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed, Peterside At Amaechi's Birthday Dinner (Pics) by Jexyme(f): 12:55pm On Jul 02, 2016
Happy Birthday to the Lion of Ubima!!!

As u showed how strong, courageous and brave u are, the gods of politics will continue to keep, protect and guide n ur godson Peterside.
EducationRe: Why Do Some States Have The Same Name As Their Capitals? by Jexyme(f): 12:51pm On Jun 29, 2016
Evidence1000:
It's not what you think. I did not create this thread to breed ethnic war. I'm sorry I skipped Enugu. Looking at the Nigerian map, you'll realise that it's mostly northern states.
Copied:

Because the state adopted the name of the capital.


Note that places existed before a name for that state is coined out.
PoliticsRe: Nicknames Nigerians Call State Governors by Jexyme(f): 12:42pm On Jun 29, 2016
valdes00:
My mum is too religious, over 30 pictures of Jesus Christ hanging on our wall... I grew up thinking he was my uncle....
Heheheheeheehehehehe! U are really funny. *thumbs up*
CelebritiesRe: Flavour Mourns The Death Of His Dog, 2pac (photo) by Jexyme(f): 10:18am On Jun 23, 2016
Eyah, Sorry Flavour.......so even back don
turn sign board now........
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Kpotun Idris Meets Buhari (Photos) by Jexyme(f): 4:25pm On Jun 21, 2016
beautyoftheLord:
Even if he is acting, must he be a northerner and a muslim? How do you Nigerians preaching "one Nigeria" expect us in the south to feel? Why won't we feel like the alienated 5%. Proud to be one though.

In other news, yay! FTC! grin cool
Copied:
New Nigeria acting Inspector General of Police, Ibrahim Kpotun Idris is one of the rare talented police officers Nigeria is bestowed with. IG Idris has virtually acquired all the trainings to face the challenges of security in modern time anywhere in the world. He is a versatile officer, highly trained with administrative acumen, a combatant imbued with dexterity to perform and execute assignments with precision, and above all, an officer with diplomatic experience and approach.

Having obtained two academic degrees of law and agriculture at Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria and University of Maiduguri, respectively, Idris had also attended numerous courses and trainings in Nigeria and abroad and partook in several peace keeping missions in many countries of the world.

Ibrahim Kpotun Idris started his police career in 1984 when he joined the force as Cadet ASP after which he was posted as Gusau Police Divisional Crime Officer in 1986 and later Unit Commander 7PMF Sokoto between 1987 and 1989. Owing to his excelling competence, unique performance, commitment to duty and doggedness, CP Idris was elevated to the rank of Deputy Police Commissioner Operations and Second in Command at the United Nations Integrated Mission in Timor Leste UNMIT between 2009 to April 2011 and again, Acting Police Commissioner UNMIT. In July of the same year he was appointed Kano State Commissioner of Police, a position he held until February 2013 when he was selected to attend Senior Police Officers Course at Nigeria Institute for Policy and Strategic Studies Kuru (NIPSS) where he bagged the prestigious mni membership.

However, before he left Kano state, IG Ibrahim Idris had bequeathed a legacy for which he would be remembered by many peace loving people of the state. He revived the Community Policing scheme which attracted many people to actively participate in the fight against crime within and outside Kano metropolis. That has paid off as people of the state united to fight, prevent and control criminal activities within the community and Kano state became a peaceful abode during his time.

The above information may help you know why he was appointed. Besides, the likes of Arase deserve a worthy successor (based on merit)
Christianity EtcRe: Are You In Any Department In The Church? by Jexyme(f): 7:22pm On Jun 19, 2016
I'm in clapping dept right now........hoping to be a worker soon.

Lols
PoliticsRe: Share Recovered Loot Among 36 States‎ – PDP Chieftain Tells Buhari by Jexyme(f): 7:10pm On Jun 19, 2016
PDP thieve-tains..............the era of "share make we chop" has ended more than a year ago.
EducationRe: Application For Niger Delta University's Screening Process Begins by Jexyme(f): 7:05pm On Jun 18, 2016
RitzyPrince:
Hey Fool it's ARDUOUS not ARDOUS. Knew you're stupid but never knew you're even USELESS. Go look for your class with your feeble mind.
Nincompoop!

Next u go about quoting ppl to just to tell us how immature and foolish u are, don't u ever quote me.

Son heed to this piece of advice for ur own good..........facing ban on Nairaland is one of the mildest punitive measures u'll have to face.
EducationRe: Application For Niger Delta University's Screening Process Begins by Jexyme(f):
RitzyPrince:
you're a fool, maybe from descendants of FOOLS.
It will take an incurable embecile to make such an arduous effort just to curse his grandfather.

Receive not only sense but functional brain to replace ur garri-filled own in Jesus name..........

Ewu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EducationRe: Application For Niger Delta University's Screening Process Begins by Jexyme(f): 7:43am On Jun 18, 2016
...And there will be courses like:

Avengers 101

Effective Militancy 405

Vandalization 205 (Field trip)

Oil Money (512)

Effective Laziness and waiting for Oil Money 419 (Lecturer Gov Dickson)

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: US Government Is Ready To Extradite Obanikoro by Jexyme(f): 2:09am On Jun 18, 2016
kenonze:
Good move.

SaharaReporters have really helped Nigerians.
If they come after u, you are finished.
PoliticsRe: 2,000 Suspended Immigration Personnel Protest In Abuja by Jexyme(f): 4:00pm On Jun 15, 2016
Heheheheheheheeheheeheheh!!!!!

My Naija pipu no english kohuhhuh??

I say na suspension and I com dey say na sack ko.

May God deliver u from this kind of self-incurred blindness and ignorance...........mtchewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

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