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BusinessRe: Yola Market Inferno by Jexyme(f): 4:14pm On Jan 07, 2016
cutekhalifa:
U said main market in yola huh grin grin the gods must be crazy, the kind backwardness in northern region at times really upset me... Zinc shop u scarcely found within the remotest part of my village is main shop in yole.... We need cessation please. Light and darkness can't be together... Shekina
That's NOT correct!
Yola is a twin towns, Yola north & Yola south.
Yola north is the capital of the state with an Ultra-mordern market, a twin of a market in Germany. U will hardly find its type in this country.

The burnt market is the main market in Yola south. It's not a modern type of market but still big and has been making millionaires. I don't know if ur village market make millionaires.


I hope u find this piece useful for ur own education. Thank u.
NYSCRe: We Won’t Scrap NYSC, Says FG by Jexyme(f): 1:16pm On Jan 06, 2016
Achuwa1:
NYSC should be scrapped coz it has achieved notn but rather more hatred...how can someone child tht was posted to serve in the north after graduation be killed by the so called boko haram..
so its best every graduands do a one year intenship programme in his or her state after graduation then federal govt should settle him/her financially than expecting parents to risk their children they suffered to train in school to boko haram in the north.,
We really need to think critically, constructively and in broad-spectrum form. Do u know the thousands posted to the North, found their "square root" and will never ever want to leave North? I am one.
Sometimes ppl speak as if their brains are maggot-filled.
NYSC has come to stay!!!
CelebritiesRe: Dangote Settles Olamide & Donjazzy Beef, As Olamide Prostrates Before Don- Laila by Jexyme(f): 7:19am On Jan 05, 2016
Prostration is a normal thing to yoruba descents....I really don't know how is this an issue.

It's a normal thing and may not really mean anything.......he can be saying f*ck U and be prostrating too.
CelebritiesRe: Olamide And Don Jazzy Makeup...Take A Pic Together by Jexyme(f): 4:02am On Jan 04, 2016
Towncrier247:
Wow. So unbelievable... Olamide and Don Jazzy both shared the photo on their respective instagram pages and wrote:

"We are very Sorry for the wahala make una no vex oh. It is our responsibility to lead but then again we are only human and we all make mistakes! #WeAreSorryHeadies #WeAreSorryFans #PeaceAndUnity"



https://www.instagram.com/p/BAFxPzftRzK/
Don Jazzy is a bitch.......Olamide should have pist on the mic before he left........lols
CelebritiesRe: Headies: Davido And Cynthia Morgan Clash by Jexyme(f): 4:00am On Jan 04, 2016
Davido no mind this "scatter nyash" girl called Cynthia. She's always high in the spirit of ganja, thinking that that's what inspired Bob marley.

She just wants to be trending too. Davido's response was classic and matured.
#Germanjuice
RomanceRe: Is This Enough Reason To Breakup With My Boo? by Jexyme(f): 3:44am On Jan 04, 2016
Girl be straightforward, when u were dating and he was broke u used to go and give other guys outside. He got to know and made his decisions.
He now has a real girlfriend out there. You are just here for him to get back at u while someone else has got the love. It's a life lesson dear move on.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Post The Picture Of You And Your Boyfriend On Facebook? by Jexyme(f): 3:18am On Jan 04, 2016
If a girl can't do that she's either a LovePeddler, professional and unrepentant hook-up or she really doesn't have a real boyfriend.

African girls, more especially Nigerians can't do this co's many of dem have no confidents in themselves let alone another, or even a boyfriend.

White girls can post their pix with their boyfirend anywhere and have no fear cos they have clear conscience.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Section Of Nairaland Really Made Your 2015...click To See Mine. by Jexyme(f): 7:24am On Jan 01, 2016
Survey has shown that Romance rocked!

Nairalanders and romance....all the crazy, moronic and funny posts and comments show that our hormones dey work work well. Lols!
Christianity EtcRe: Primate Ayodele And His Failed 2015 Prophecies by Jexyme(f): 7:24pm On Dec 29, 2015
Don't forget a General Overseer that holds the keys to HELL.

Fake pipu everywherem

All I tell them is Gerrarrahia!
Christianity EtcRe: Primate Ayodele And His Failed 2015 Prophecies by Jexyme(f): 7:20pm On Dec 29, 2015
funkyibodude:
So God is a Liar then? SMH
Sharap!
Is it God that told him?
PoliticsRe: Jonathan’s Govt Provoked Soldiers Into Mutiny —buhari by Jexyme(f): 7:20am On Dec 29, 2015
Infinitikoncept:
Let's assume you are correct but I'm sure we must have the likes of kung fun warriers, taichi masters and akido fighters doing the stunt with cutlass, swords,arrows and magic spells in our NA for us to be winning since your theory suggest a funny assertion
You are very funny.

Sometimes I like being misunderstood.

Read my posts very well.
CelebritiesRe: Frank Edwards Car Snatched And Returned In A 'Miraculous' Way (Photo) by Jexyme(f): 3:20pm On Dec 28, 2015
Some ppl will never appreciate the grace of God upon U, either because it's too good for them to believe or because of sheer helpless jealousy.

Thank God for the return of your car!!!

Miracles still happen.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan’s Govt Provoked Soldiers Into Mutiny —buhari by Jexyme(f): 11:51am On Dec 28, 2015
rigarmortis:
Trust me when i say this, armoured corp, bauchi received the last shipment of weapons during gej tenure, till now, no other supply has been made
How can we trust you on this infor?
Are you a military online spokemane?
What if the military intelligence deemed it fit that weapons shouldn't be shipped in for now until arms deal issue is investigated?

What if the intelligence did its permutations and had a tactical overhault and paradigm?

Well you tried for commenting maturedly......but know that there are many things involved which you in person may not know.

Thanx!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan’s Govt Provoked Soldiers Into Mutiny —buhari by Jexyme(f): 11:33am On Dec 28, 2015
rigarmortis:
So how many weapons have been bought now during this tenure?

Do you know that soldiers have not been paid their december salary till now

That they got last months salary in december

That during jonathans time they got their pay by 24th of every month
Lols!
There's no more publicity stunt with purchase of weapons now. So I'm not surprised you don't know whether they now bought weapons or not.
Secondly, we all know except for the incurably blind people, that this govt is trying to correct anomalies that have lingered since even before the immediate past regime. This doesn't come without pains. All this salary wahala will soon be over.
I didn't receive my salary for december but am not bothered because it will surely come.
We need to grow up!!!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan’s Govt Provoked Soldiers Into Mutiny —buhari by Jexyme(f): 8:20am On Dec 28, 2015
Wailing wailers are back from Christmas break!

PMB was right. How can you send a defenceless soldier to battlefield and expecting him not only to defend himself but to also win within a given time. That's wicked!!!

We will overcome our challenges. Nigeria must work IJN.
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Sleep With A Wife Material On First Date? by Jexyme(f): 6:20am On Dec 28, 2015
Hannysmilez:
My Personal comment of the year. Preach,Brother! Preach!!
I love you so much!!!!!!!
Well written.
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Sleep With A Wife Material On First Date? by Jexyme(f): 6:10am On Dec 28, 2015
It's good no to, this is because the moment this starts it will beclaud both of you guys' eyes to to make proper observations, communications and dialogues that will enhence growth in your relationship.

If it starts that early, believe me na only f*ck f*ck u go just dey do.....lols.

After all, husband material will not think of sleeping with wife material on 1st date.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Performs In A Sack Of Rice (Photo) by Jexyme(f): 10:07pm On Dec 27, 2015
I love you Tiwa but u too dey bleach and makeup ur face forgetting ur hands and legs.

Hydroquinone and corticosteroid are very dangerous components of bleaching creams. Take note please.

...But for more infor on dangers of bleaching creams and advise on dangerous tins to look out for, pls contact me.
FoodRe: White Girl Sees Nigerian Fried Plantain For The First Time And Reacts by Jexyme(f): 10:04pm On Dec 27, 2015
This is not funny. The girl is rude. Even after friends offered to educate her, she still continue to be an embicile.

She's not even a white girl. Her name sound like Iraqi immigrant..

Tufiakwa.......na dodo she no know......lols
PoliticsRe: Army Currently Repelling Attack By Boko Haram Insurgents In Maiduguri by Jexyme(f): 9:58pm On Dec 27, 2015
saxywale:
grin
dislodging by mouth grin
Haba bros/Sis, u think they're dislodging by mouth?
Come and show them how do dislodge them by action now.............smiles
PoliticsRe: Army Currently Repelling Attack By Boko Haram Insurgents In Maiduguri by Jexyme(f): 9:37pm On Dec 27, 2015
Before some Nairalanders go about saying rubbish here......

Boko haram has really been degraded. What you heard happening here in maiduguri is just an attempt to rubbish what our gallant soldiers claim.

Yes the gunshot sounds are loud...and seems like the boys are out to exhaust all they came with including their lives.

We shall totally dislodge them in Jesus' name.
CelebritiesRe: Dj Cuppy And Brother, Prince Otedola Step Out In All White Swag [PICS] by Jexyme(f): 9:01pm On Dec 27, 2015
Wallahi she Big B***s!!

Just found myself lusting...Jeez.

May God forgive me.
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Visited President Buhari – Father Mbaka by Jexyme(f): 8:33pm On Dec 27, 2015
God bless you Rev. Fr. Mbaka!!!

Woe unto those that remain silent in the time Nigeria needed them to speak.

Some even threaten to open gates of HELL on people that stood for the truth.

We are the future of Nigeria.....No one can take it away from us.

Proudly Nigerian!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Your Greatest Achievement This Year by Jexyme(f): 8:30am On Dec 24, 2015
Double very lucrative appointments........admission into Post-graduate school.

Sound health, repositioned and strengthened planz for the future.


God I thank U!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Delivered Of A Baby Girl In The USA(photos) by Jexyme(f): 6:54am On Dec 12, 2015
......And tomorw she'll tell you that she's PROUDLY NIGERIAN but anytime she wants to open that her big p*ssy to born she'll fly to USA.
CultureRe: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by Jexyme(f): 6:40am On Nov 22, 2015
Walahi if na dis be the case, I go just give d girl "double"....and see if dem no go beg me mek I marry her.

Harsh marriage tradition.
CrimeRe: What A Woman Did To The Breast Of Her Househelp (Graphic Pic) by Jexyme(f): 6:27am On Nov 22, 2015
See how she spoilt this precious material....

This is sheer wickedness!

My God grant the breast skin ability to regenerate...smile.
RomanceRe: As A Nigerian Man, Can You Do This?? by Jexyme(f): 8:12pm On Nov 20, 2015
Rubbish!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by like mind and like features...........so sorry for u if u are a lady.

Nonsense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Sends Judge On Retirement For Misconduct by Jexyme(f): 6:46am On Nov 19, 2015
iruocious:
Very shameful... Dats wat you get when u elect an uneducated ex-millitary dictator as a president in a democratic setting

Flagrant violation of court orders, boothing out judges that refuse to dance to his tune.

I can feel the change.
Nincompoop!!!!!!

The dullest person on the planet.
Congratulations!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Sends Judge On Retirement For Misconduct by Jexyme(f): 6:42am On Nov 19, 2015
stexsy:
Did they carry out any investigation?

Bubu the joker
Pig-headed human being!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel for who ever once paid ur school fee.
BusinessRe: Small Generator Ban: Does Buhari Hate Small Businesses? by Jexyme(f): 10:34pm On Nov 18, 2015
What is wrong with thathuh?

We prayed that there should be light there's light........now u are saying that embargo or ban on "I pass my neighbour" is bad?

There should be switching of business line. Whether you like it or not Nigeria MUST rebrand.

Gerrarahia!!!! Pig-headed ppl.
PoliticsRe: Stop Using French Flag As Profile Picture, It's An Act Of Slavery - Reno Omokri by Jexyme(f): 5:26pm On Nov 16, 2015
You are sick!!!!!!

When the french people held placards for "Bring back our girls" campaign were you in LIMBO? Can you call that sign of slavery to?

Anyway it's our f*cking opinion and it's stupidous.

Pack well!

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