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The spirit is willing but the body is weak |
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Breathtaking ..... |
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Dunno y I just dislike this girl |
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"she highlighted and proceeded to look for a cab".it's alighted not highlighted op. cool story |
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Abeg, that white shirt wey ai dey see hush puppy singlet under, na how much?? .. Before una go begin dey give me price wey fit make me lose appetite..say them cheat me for butik na 2k5 I go pay. I com go Aba Market on Sunday morning ai go buy two of am change go still remain for boxers and singlet join.. And buy 2k5..i mean 2,500naira pere. 1 Like |
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Aderola15:..... and you think I will allow sleep peacefully....... Banana what am saying masef.. plantain must fall on you that night**runs out** |
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tabaife20:... Your English alone Don reach to scatter the game...Why you no go collect loan play the game?.. Abi you dey fear to become rich?.. As your English no sure na so your game no sure.. see dirty finger nails like Dracula...scammers everywhere.. 1 Like 1 Share |
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jieta:... she hit the nail on the head. Seems the guy is comfortable at other's fending for him rather than being a man and take responsibilities. Rather than going to learn how to fish so he can be his own boss, he's comfortable collecting fishes from the fisherman. Now that he's being chased out of the boat, rather than still learn how to fish, he is still looking for another fisherman with a boat to attach himself to in this tumultuous sea of life where everyone gat fight his battles alone. Why be an albatross to another man??.. 8 Likes 2 Shares |
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PDPGuy:... Thanks, just that in movies and pictures I do see, it's mostly women. Thanks for the clarification. |
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Why is the profession of flight attendant restricted to the female gender alone??.. Need answers please |
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Cool... 1 Like |
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Fresca:... You're right, but the whole country can't have same mentality about relationship. These two just engaged in a symbiotic relationship where one symbiote got tired of milking the other partner probably seen a better partner, the ditched symbiote is now bitter knowing hez going to miss lots of edible goodies from his walkaway partner. He couldn't keep the money flowing or she has seeing a better offer, so she's leaving with her honeypot, he's now whining. 1 Like |
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Fresca:.... You were making sense till the ending part. Just like saying "Apart from sex what else can Nigerian girls offer?"... 3 Likes 2 Shares |
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Explorers:... The love of a mother. It touches the soul. God bless all deserving mothers. 10 Likes |
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DumaEmpire:pet+dog=petdog |
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I read the first 3 lines belle begin they turn me...#Iranu |
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I don't get it.. What got into his head??.. What was he trying to prove? That he owns a private jet?...Taking different shots inside the jet as if hez the owner. When he bags his jail term hope he will still be materialistic enough to show us different posture in his cell room. I feel no pity for niggas leaving fake life. Be yourself. Doing silly things to get attention... Now you've gotten our attention, hope it's worth it. 2 Likes |
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timilehin007:.. The documents obtained by the House, showed that the Certificate of Incorporation issued by Corporate Affairs Commission, CAC, showed that the company was registered on the December 2, 2016, while FIRS awarded the contract on December 7, 2016. It's 5days bro. The way this administration started with their anti corruption war, one would think these politifians will at least apply caution with the 'stealing', but no, they now engage, aid and pamper corruption with impunity and reckless abandon. 2 Likes |
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Lol |
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A friend of mine on fb posted her works.. And i was intrigued by her dexterity. Where some are spending hours in front of the mirror applying Make ups forming Slay Queen just to get cheap like on social media that won't add anything to their life. Here is one working hard and making productive use of her time to be independent. I respect her for that. Those designs are so cool. God bless her hustle. |
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Way back in children Church.. They do tell us 3 wise men visited Jesus.. Even wen we are staging the birth of Christ during Christmas Carol we do use 3 use man coz of the 3 different gifts they offered Jesus Christ....Later after many years discovered it wasn't 3 wise men 1 Like |
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... Very Funny.. The part that made me laugh most is "right now i feel like a prostitute"... Síster!!! I Don't FEEL u are a prostitute, I KNOW you are a prostitute 1 Like |
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Any country that u can't find Nigerians their.. That country has not been discovered |
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Ex has spoken, wife has spoken.. Remaining the husband 1 Like |
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.To be honest when I first read the story, the first one about the Lady and Uber Driver I saw someone commenting that.. When a man sees a lady that possess what he wants he doesn't waste time courting her. Somehow I agree with that comment but deep down, my mind was telling me everything is happening too fast for the woman. As the saying goes there are three sides to a story, the Ex story, the man's story and the truth. 5 Likes |
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Somehow I believe the girl's side of the story, but I just have few questions to ask: 1. Am sure she knew the man was married & she still went ahead to date him, telling him she didn't want any problems. Dating a married man and you weren't expecting any problems?? Was she hoping he had marry her later? 2. She said she's an orphan, who has been paying for her school fees, accommodation, and allowance since her year 1 to year 3 when she met the lecturer 3. Why did she accept to visit the lecturer in the hotel to give him his practical instrument? .. What was she expecting to happen their? That they do some lab experiments??.. 3. You guys did 3 rounds, he used condom. First half[round1], used condom again. Second half[round2], then extra time[round3] he didn't use it & you knew? But kept quiet, simple thing is, he was the Most valuable player[MVP], but you the ref in charge of the game lost control of it.. You forgot your whistle at home? 4. When she told him she was pregnant, and he started misbehaving, he came to see her wanting her take d drug he brought so the pregnancy can be aborted, she refused... Waoooo, such a gud girl, the lecturer must have applied all OT he knows, sweet talk her, made promises for her to agree, yet she stood her ground. But he still later banged her that same day. Is your brain infected or what? 3 Likes 1 Share |
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pokipoki:.. Dumb comment |
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.... Get a gud hair cream.. It will bring out the beauty of your hair. 1 Like |
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sinaj:receiving what kwa ![]() |
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timilehin007:... O ye men of little faith........... **runs away** |
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I have a dream that one day Kirikiri prison will have all dis facilities plus Olympic size swimming pool and inmates collecting wardrobe allowance...................... |
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mzhorlah:.. Haaaa!!!.. Dis your description pass depression own. Big head, big eyes, tiny neck..... Na chronic kwashiorkor I dey see. |
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