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Politics / Re: Individuals Not Required By Law To Pay 0.05% Levy; CBN Should Apologise - Falana by JhimmyThall(m): 9:51am On May 11
Does this directive affect POS operators please
Crime / Re: How I Killed My Cousin, Friend, 3 Others For Rituals - Fruit Seller Confesses by JhimmyThall(m): 2:47pm On May 08
The annoying thing about this people usually caught commiting this heinous crime is they always look wretched and poor, them and their babalawo's are always looking wretched. What then do they keep killing their fellow humans for?
Crime / Re: How I Was Scammed Through Fake Alert! by JhimmyThall(m): 2:32pm On Apr 21
Obainoman6:
You were not wise and that wise couple have run you street, its a normal thing where i live mugu must always fall for guyman to chop.
Right now that wise couple will be enjoying the stuffs they bought from your shop while toasting with a cool bottle of wine and celebrating. Take your L peacefully.
You're a horrible person and one day you will meet your waterloo
Phones / Re: Facebook Is Down by JhimmyThall(m): 5:21pm On Mar 05
I think say dem don hack my account o

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Travel / Re: My New Year Visit To Osun-osogbo Sacred Grove by JhimmyThall(m): 2:03pm On Jan 03, 2023
Justice my man.. From Bukavu barracks wey I meet you I Sabi say you have this knack for knowledge. Your post is insightful and expository, keep up the good work. I go enter Osun one of these days and we go hangout.

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Crime / Re: Man Beats His 2-Month-Old Baby In Imo, Breaks His Arm Leading To Amputation by JhimmyThall(m): 11:26am On Oct 25, 2022
This is heartbreaking to say the least, what sort of wickedness is this for God's sake? Hope he is happy seeing the child like this now? May God reward him accordingly for this wicked act.
Romance / Re: Beautiful Prewedding Pic As A Nairalander Takes His Beautiful Bride To The Altar by JhimmyThall(m): 12:15pm On Sep 25, 2022
You both look good and sweet together.. God bless your union with the good things of life..
Travel / Re: Mixed Reaction Trail FG's Choice Of Ethiopian Airlines As National Carrier by JhimmyThall(m): 10:47am On Sep 23, 2022
This government has no shame, bereft of ideas, cluelessness at its worst. At this point anyone supporting this government needs mental evaluation, what a colossal disaster.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 1st September 2022 by JhimmyThall(m): 11:43am On Sep 02, 2022
Angelfrost:


Football and coaching don't work that way sir.

Haaland won't do shit in this United, Chelsea or even this current Liverpool!

He came to a ready made team already soaring and ruling EPL, were you expecting less?!!

Give Ten Hag a break abeg! A lot of you Africans make such funny comments even on foreign platforms which make them question our leadership and football knowledge... What magic did you expect Hag to achieve with this team in a month?!!

Truth be told, he has already set a great standard... Unbeaten against Liverpool and Leicester in a row is no joke! All these while cleaning up an inherited mess of over a decade!

Not a fan but United is currently in good hands... They have a long way to go, but they have started the journey on the right path for the first time in a long while.
.. Nicely said brother, People just expect ETH to start playing like Mancity or Liverpool in just one season following almost a decade of disastrous display with bang average, underwhelming players, Klopp didn't hit it running right away at Liverpool, it took some time. For now we all can see that theirs an improvement in the team, a coach that has the balls to bench Ronaldo and the club captain and still getting results is no fluke, I trust ETH, trust his process, it's just a matter of time United will be doing well.

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Sports / Re: Can this £475m Man United Line-up Lead Erik Ten Hag To EPL Success? by JhimmyThall(m): 10:41pm On Aug 30, 2022
It will be delusional for any Man U fan to expect ETH to win the league this season just because of the signings he has made, apparently following the disastrous performance of last season the team needs a total overhauling, open heart surgery as Ragnic puts it and ETH is doing just that. I as a United fan don't expect him to win the cup just put up a fight, the team should play well, good, attractive attacking football. However, among Carling, FA, and the Europa League he should try wining one. I have absolute trust that giving time like Ole had ETH will bring the Glory days back to United. GGMU.

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Sports / Re: Can this £475m Man United Line-up Lead Erik Ten Hag To EPL Success? by JhimmyThall(m): 10:32pm On Aug 30, 2022
tuzle:
Waste of money. That Antonio guy isn't worth the money they bought him for. What have that guy played that zaha can't do. I even rate richalison more than him. Man u will just be spending big money on players and they would end up flopping.
.. Is Fofana worth 83million that Chelsea paid for??

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Sports / Re: Scott Parker Has Been Sacked As Bournemouth Coach by JhimmyThall(m): 2:17pm On Aug 30, 2022
But seriously we're the board expecting him to beat Mancity, Arsenal and Liverpool? The board didn't sign him players, it's just four games into the season. I just feel it's somewhat too early in the season using teams in the top six to judge him isn't fair, best of luck to him tho.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Carlton Apologizes After Calling Church Members ‘poor’ And ‘broke’ by JhimmyThall(m): 6:38am On Aug 21, 2022
Prosperity pastor's dem!

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Romance / Re: She Said She Feel Bad Because We Kissed. by JhimmyThall(m): 1:01pm On Aug 15, 2022
Truthsoldier:
There is this girl,shy,calm,dark and beautiful. I have told her about my plans to marry her, but she's this type that doesn't have time in weekdays except Sundays, we used to call and text each other and she's in her mid twenties.
She trades on fabrics and a good seamstress, so it happened that she promised to make it up to me,surprisingly yesterday she didn't tell me that she would be coming, she's this church girl too,so when she came,she was just all over me,she was just caressing me all over,taking my hands to some areas,I don't want to do the do even though oga was seriously in need.
I could see how hot she was in her eyes,as she kept pulling my face close to hers,now she brought her lips to my and kissed me repeatedly, I have to stop because the thing is trying to affect me,if you know.

After that she said that we shouldn't have kissed,she feels bad,I was like 'wow that is to say if we had had s*x it would have been loads of tears',I thanked God and I hate anybody trying to guilt trip me,I tried to reassure her that it's just a kiss,and if she felt bad,she should just pray but it won't happen again.

When she left,I just thanked God that I didn't do anything with her even though the temptation was there, I called her again to reassure her,but to my shock she said 'hope I enjoyed her stay, that she would come tomorrow and this time if I want to eat her,I should go on,that she loves me and missed me' now she's called me o.

But why are ladies like this?
what should I do.
. Why do I feel like I know this girl? Hope we no dey share the same girlfriend op?
Romance / Re: Man Faints Twice After His Pastor Proposed To His Girlfriend by JhimmyThall(m): 10:42am On Aug 11, 2022
This breakfast served to our brother carry anointing
Religion / Re: It Was Not Sex That Destroyed Samson by JhimmyThall(m): 11:57am On Aug 09, 2022
I studied about Samson just last week and honestly I never saw this revelation about him, always thought his downfall was because of his womanizing ways alas I was wrong. Tame your tongue, control what you say, and learn to say no to people it helps a lot.

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Sanwo-Olu And Wike Commissioning Projects In Rivers by JhimmyThall(m): 3:53pm On Aug 08, 2022
The way Wike dey dress these days ehhnn.. E be like say Im go drop one Album for us next year.

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Food / Re: What Food Tastes Better The Next Day? by JhimmyThall(m): 1:18pm On Aug 05, 2022
Miyan kuka
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I'm Looking For O In The Dangote Millionaire Promo by JhimmyThall(m): 4:24pm On Aug 01, 2022
You see that O ehnn na on top Dangote table for him office e dey.. All these promo na the companies dey still always gain am pass

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Romance / Re: Man Dumps Pregnant Soon-to-be Wife For His Ex-boyfriend (pic/vid) by JhimmyThall(m): 2:00pm On Jul 20, 2022
Just can't wrap my head around this...What's this world turning to?

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Science/Technology / Re: Today Is World Snake Day by JhimmyThall(m): 11:35am On Jul 16, 2022
Please, I do hear people say some snakes are venomous while some are not..? Thought all snakes have that killer venome in them, like once you're bitten if you don't get an anti venome shot you're dead within minutes or hours. So, what do they mean when they say some snakes are not venomous or poisonous?
Religion / Re: What Is Your Favourite Gospel Song? by JhimmyThall(m): 12:08pm On Jul 10, 2022
Good grace by Hillsong

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Politics / Re: Arewa Lady Insulted For Saying Peter Obi Is Not Popular In Her Area by JhimmyThall(m): 1:26pm On Jun 15, 2022
She's obviously a Peter Obi fan sef, she's saying that Obi's team and him needs to do more to penetrate the core rural Northern part of the country, cause truth be told most of them in that core north especially in rural areas are not on social media. Most only get information from Radio Nigeria Hausa or BBC Hausa. Peter Obi soldiers need to calm down on these their attitude of attacking anyone who has a different opinion from them.
Romance / Re: Lady Who Makes Fun Of Short Men Marries One by JhimmyThall(m): 7:34am On Oct 09, 2017
This got me laughing "Sensitive ko sensodyn ni" ;DThis got me laughing "Sensitive ko sensodyn ni"

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Celebrities / Re: Look what Tagbo said about Davido 3years ago by JhimmyThall(m): 2:44pm On Oct 05, 2017
Serious case of your Confession is your possession..
Romance / Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by JhimmyThall(m): 5:35pm On Aug 03, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.
... Case Dismissed. You may all rise. Chai. Savage you are, no chill you have

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Literature / Re: The Godfather By Mario Puzo Review by JhimmyThall(m): 8:06pm On Aug 02, 2017
CandiceJay:


Try to read Omerta, Fools Die and The Sicilian
Thank you
Literature / Re: The Godfather By Mario Puzo Review by JhimmyThall(m): 8:04pm On Aug 02, 2017
vivalavida:

Omerta
... Thanks
Literature / Re: The Godfather By Mario Puzo Review by JhimmyThall(m): 7:58am On Aug 02, 2017
zicky:
"The Family" is another must read by Mario puzo
... Another Fascinating book by him. Have read The Family, The Godfather, and Last Don, apart from Sicily which someone said is sequel to Godfather do you know other books written by Mario Puzo please?.. Going to look for Sicily now
Celebrities / Re: Is He The Most Handsome Guy Alive... Meet Him by JhimmyThall(m): 8:54am On Jul 16, 2017
The guy is Handsome. In fact handsomely beautiful.
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities Storm AMAA Awards 2017 by JhimmyThall(m): 11:58pm On Jul 15, 2017
That yellow band for Kemen hand na part of the dressing??
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Slammed For Wearing Crop Top Showing “hairy Man” To A Party In US by JhimmyThall(m): 2:59pm On Jul 15, 2017
This dude irritates me......

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