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Hug!!!


Gradual Start.

Games are just lurking everywhere around the forum.

ALUU is here










Undisputed landlord!!!

How many times am I going to tell that I aint breathing





Obinoscopy

Jare na yoruba man name.

Not breathing again



Obinoscopy

^ sorry, u mean trophy beer

Coincidence!!! lol at people fainting n picking race.

Please don't mess urself up.

I don't advice ladies but because u are 18yrs that is why I am doing this.

I be impotent?

No

Why are the mighty fallen: Chelsea, Man U and Barca. Show them champions stuff joor.

So because she is American she is supposed to know everything See black man mentality oh.

10. Buy shoe protectors. Replace as the need arises.

9. In relation to number 10, carry an extra pair of foot wear. (preferably slippers) in your bag (men inclusive). That bag should also carry the following: a small umbrella, water bottle and small chops to go.

8. Wear casual clothes to work. Change into your official clothes at work. Change back to the casual clothes for the journey back home. You don’t want. to look too official while trekking.

7. For the ladies, this is the time to smile from ear to ear with that ugly male colleague who drives a car and lives near your residence.

6. For the guys, buy a car before them tif your babe.

5. Save the money for your gym membership. You are getting enough exercise already.

4. Start trekking groups in your class,church,mosque,office etc. After all it is said that a trek trekked with companion is no trek at all (I just made that up obviously)

3. Learn how to entertain yourself in your own space. Stock up on game consoles, books, magazines, movies etc. Pay that DSTV
subscription too.

2. As the crime rate increases due to the okada ban, buy a gun.

1. If none of the above works, pack go your village and fulfil Fashola’s innate dream for Lagos state.

Abeg later. Let me prepare for this evening’s trek.

Eko o ni baje.

In less than a week all these suspense will be over. I believe those that said they received the calls because I ran a check on their profile (they are not august visitors though some hardly post a comment). Let's keep our fingers crossed since its just a call to confirm state of origin.

I must confess guys heart don dey boil pass water wey den wan take make eba, even me my sef dey always dey anxious to open my messages dis days only to find out is 7007 (please recharge ur account).

I couldn't finish the interesting and educative write up cuz I don't have a land neither am I planning to buy one soon. 9ja is not helping matters at all, when I have money to purchase a land I'll go back to the article.

Obinoscopy: Yes Sir! I'm leaving

Better

Ok



Beync

Obinoscopy: Sorry Sir! Its not you sir! Its your twin I was refering to, Sir!

Henhen, I tot as much!!! U can't possibly be referring to me. Ok, it's alright, pack ur things and leave this thread sharperly sharperly.

Somex10202: Just thinking something now.let say the names are out now,are they expecting us all to travel to kaduna for the training? i just hope and pray dat kaduna would be safe for us all

"The Nigerian Institute of Transport Technology, Zaria would offer intensive training programme to successful candidates on safe and defensive driving, as well as basic vehicle maintenance and upkeep. On completion of training, successful candidates would be issued with heavy vehicle driving license and offered employment in Dangote Transport."

Culled from the advert.

It is clearly stated.

Kola as how



HQ

U mean me

I be landlord here and I don give all my tenants quit notice.

[quote author=truelove.com]boy you no get sense , why cant you send this your rubbish comment to her PM , instead of posting it here.

Bro's you dey fall hand, please grow up.[/quote]Old man, I don't think you belong here. Kindly find an abode at yaba left.

Wow!!! My grand ma is a virgin.

Where are u




Beync

Beync: for what

For that thing wey papa and mama dey do for night wey den no dey show small pickin.

[quote author=truelove.com]dont mind that boy[/quote]Na so molue dey take jam some people.

My great great grand papa dey talk say "wetin dey sweet for mouth dey pepper for nyash later"

Tell her ur nationality has nothing to do with the size of ur cork.