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Christianity Etc › Re: What Is It With The 08/08/08 Madness by Jids(m): 12:17pm On Aug 08, 2008

Tgirl4real:
Jid,

which new things are you talking about Xscriptures please). Those events you listed are simply events and they are past. How do they affect us now.

Don't you know most of the things that you mentioned past events are now happening. Please be at alert for another new beginning in your life if you believe.

Christianity Etc › Re: What Is It With The 08/08/08 Madness by Jids(m): 12:07pm On Aug 08, 2008

8 signify a new beginning; 05/08/08 signify a new beginning in your life that is why churches and the believers are taking this day serious.

2008 is a year with prophetic significance. In the Scriptures, the number ‘8' is a highly prophetic and historic number.

· It is a number of new beginnings.

· It is the number that connects the end of an old phase with the inception of a new one.

· It is a number associated with change, new trends and innovations.

· It is a number associated with circumcision and new covenant realities.

· It is associated with rainbow - Noah, wife, Shem, Ham, Japheth and their wives - eight people started the world again after the flood (Genesis 8: cool

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· 2008 is also a leap year.
- A year for personal and national circumcision
- A year of new beginnings, new trends in transformation
- A year of raising new altars and entering into new covenants
- A year for rapid and radical change in the church
- A year for the development of prophetic stones to throw at Goliath
- A year when new things as outlined in the Scriptures will manifest

Programming › Re: Should A Programmer Marry A Programmer? by Jids(m): 12:39pm On Aug 07, 2008

javalove:
u right there man. don't worry, we will work it out so that our kids wont be affected. i can marry 10 programmers if i wish, its all depends on time management, get it?

Prommer marry to programmer?, the result will be VIRUS, CRASH CHILDREN ETC

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Jids(m): 12:33pm On Aug 07, 2008

You are such a lousy basket mouth fellow.

Your so call Alex, claim that Wenger is his biggest rival and you here running your roten mouth on one of the brightest and tatented manager on earth.

Jokes Etc › Computer Gender Should Be Feminine by Jids(op): 4:31pm On Aug 06, 2008

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'

'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Zimbabwe Has Roads? by Jids(m): 1:57pm On Apr 04, 2008

redsun:
The media is part of the game,western propaganda all in the interest of displaced white farmers whose ancestors brutally acquired almost 99 percent of Zimbabwe fertile land in the name of colonization and conquest.

Mugabe is one the best leaders in Africa presently,he tried the impossible by making the vultures pay for their deeds.On gaining independence,British goverment agreed to compesate the people for their land,but till present no money has been given in respect of that.

The puppets oppositions are just going to reverse the whole thing and put the people back on reverse again,people got to pay a price for a fundamental change that will uphold for generations to come,the price of dealing with difficulties that come with embargoes,and the price of learning to be the master rather than servants in their own country.

All the country need is somebody to carry on with the emancipation when mugabe is gone,give him another five years in as much as he is still going strong,i bet he still have some great sex at his age.

You will need to look back and judge for yourself the economy of this country compare to the state it is now.

I reject that old SELFISH fool is far to be among the best president of Africa. Can you please tell me what he has/done to put him in line with great African leader.

Grow up and think straight. a loaf of bread cost more that 10,000,000 Zimbabwean currency and this is great leader?,

He took the Land back, what has he done with them?, has he continue farming on them?NO,

REST MY CASE

Computers › Re: Atm Installation & Maintenance by Jids(m): 4:49pm On Mar 25, 2008

chukz4real:
Good people of Nairaland. your guy needs your help. About to attend an Interview on ATM Installation & Maintenance, though an ICT guy but has no knowledge of ATM technology. Can somebody put me through please. I've done my own part of research on, but not enough.

Thanks in advance

GOOGLE IT AND AM SURE THERE ARE LOTS DOCS OUT THERE FOR YOU

Romance › Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Jids(m): 2:24pm On Mar 21, 2008

Trip:
i mean what i said in d topic.BLACK ROMANCE IS BORING.if u'r douting me ,watch a black romantic film & then watch a white romantic.THEN ask yourself which one u felt more.D black films r all about d physical.that is just it.but d white films run deeper dan that.let me know what u think.

I think you will need to search for your root

Jokes Etc › Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by Jids(m): 2:19pm On Mar 21, 2008

ayusman16:
Na the counterfeit Clem and Tyty dey with u?

So u still never finish secondary school after the 9th trial? Na wao!

hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm what a job.

Recruiting terro/area boys? Disciples like OBJ said

Culture › Re: Games You Played As A Child? by Jids(m): 2:00pm On Mar 21, 2008

Gone are those lovely old day at Obalende (capital of Lagos, lol),

flying kite
Suwe
Fishing
street football
Kenke Elegba and Adabo (high jump on the street)
Card game (WHOT)
Ludo

Politics › Re: Should Obj Be Jailed by Jids(m): 1:08pm On Mar 21, 2008

yommys01:
should OBJ be jailed should he be indicted in the $16 billion power scam

Join my soccer forum at soccerfanbase.com

You judge yourself "YES OR NO ".

I think OBJ mirror the society/country he represented.

If you jail him again it will be meaningless b'cos he came out of there to become HERO, coming out will make him a MESSIAH.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Circumcised! by Jids(m): 12:54pm On Mar 21, 2008

sista-jay:
Na wa o, I no fit speak from experience, but I do know most women don't orgasm through penetration alone you need to stimulate her in other ways i.e the clit/nipples while you're penetrating. For the circumcised woman it takes a bit longer ( or forever) to reach an orgasm, what you need to do is try various positions and see which one gets her moanin with pleasure. This kan job requires a skilled lover if not you go work tire. Remember every toto dey different.

It really require more job and effort to satisfy her.

What a lovely advice from sis jay

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Jids(m): 1:01pm On Mar 20, 2008

Chacal:
@ twinstaiye,

You are confused!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jackal withdrawing to his shell? You must have me mixed up with some other peops u know.
Even when Arsenal was 5 points clear, i told ya fans United will cover the ground and catch up with em.
They are all alive and can testify to it. . . . .I don't have time to dig it out from me previous posts but u can check.

This wont be the 1st time United will wrestle the top spot from Arsenal.
Only the DSTV kids feel the title is won in February. . . . .
I have been watching this league long enough to know STRENGTH IN DEPTH cannot be ignored.

You will be making a huge mistake if u think United will blow this lead. . . . .
Ferguson and his boys know what it takes to win the EPL title. . . . 90% of those players lifted the title last year.
How many Arsenal players have come close to winning a title? Gallas-Lehmann-Toure-Silva and who else?
It's not rocket science. . . . is it? History says Arsenal RARELY RECOVERS from a United Bleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU WILL EAT YOUR WORD COME MAY. UNITED WILL DROP POINTS STARTING FROM SUNDAY B'COS RONALDO GOES TO SLEEP WHEN PLAYING BIG GUNS

Politics › Re: Can Someone Pls Give Me Yara'dua's Email Addresss? by Jids(m): 12:58pm On Mar 20, 2008

Try the e-mail address below, his secetary reads the mail first

ecxcellency.yaradua@presidency.ng

Culture › Re: If You Can Speak French (les Haut-parleurs Français Laisse Le Rassemblement Ici) by Jids(m): 12:28pm On Mar 20, 2008

C’est drôle, leur pidgin s’appel l'argo, qu’est ce qu tu fais dans la vie, ton pseudo est iceblue, qu’elle est to vrai nom? je demande tops non? Tu peux bien me répondre sur mon e-mail jifat2@hotmail.com

Sports › Re: Champions League Draw; Who Do You Want? by Jids(m): 2:01pm On Mar 13, 2008

IT WOULD BE

L/POOL VS BARCA
MAN U VS CHELSEA
ARSENAL VS ROMA
SHALKE VS FERNABA

Culture › Re: If You Can Speak French (les Haut-parleurs Français Laisse Le Rassemblement Ici) by Jids(m): 2:51pm On Mar 11, 2008

Salut Iceblue, vraiment ca fait un peu du temps, espérant tout va bien chez toi là bas. C’est intéressant de lire un peu de ton aventure au pays voisine.

Ca m’a étonné mais je pense ça peut être un problème d’assent?

Tu parle courrament, tu reside oú? J’aimerais bien faire la connaissance si ca te derange pas.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Jids(m): 2:25pm On Mar 10, 2008

presido1:
The FA draw is on now lets watch and see you plays who. Its a pity the mighty united was robbed but all the same we still have EPL and CL grab.

R u not ashame to say that united were robbed?
You must be one of the sick and soul loser of girlchester united.

Politics › Re: Yar'dua's Carrot and Tribunal Verdict by Jids(m): 2:07pm On Feb 26, 2008

I for one thinks the decision is fine for NIGERIANS as a whole.

1. It will cost task payer lots of money to re do the election
2. It will bring down a lots of hope in moving forward
3. It will create a chance for the so call unrepentant MARADONA IE Babangida to come back and loot the nation once more

I STILL LOVE MY COUNTRY COME RAIN OR SUNSHINE

LONG LIVE NIGERIA, LONG LIVE FGN

Politics › Hillary Clinton Soul Looser And A So Desperate Woman by Jids(op): 5:16pm On Feb 25, 2008

Obama Camp Furious at Photo Release
by FOXNews.com
Monday, February 25, 2008

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The Drudge Report ran this photo of Barack Obama in Somali garb from a 2006 trip to Africa. The Web site claims Hillary Clinton's campaign provided the photo to it.

Barack Obama’s campaign is expressing outrage at a new photo attributed to Clinton campaign sources that depicts the Democratic presidential candidate dressed in Somali garb.

The picture, which appeared at the top of Monday’s Drudge Report, says Clinton staffers circulated the 2006 photo over the weekend. It shows the Illinois senator fitted as a Somali elder, during his visit to northeastern Kenya that was part of a five-country tour of Africa.

“On the very day that Senator Clinton is giving a speech about restoring respect for America in the world, her campaign has engaged in the most shameful, offensive fear-mongering we’ve seen from either party in this election,” Obama campaign manager David Plouffe said.

“This is part of a disturbing pattern that led her county chairs to resign in Iowa, her campaign chairman to resign in New Hampshire, and it’s exactly the kind of divisive politics that turns away Americans of all parties and diminishes respect for America in the world,” Plouffe continued.

According to Drudge, the unnamed Clinton campaign staffer said: “Wouldn’t we be seeing this on the cover of every magazine if it were HRC,” shorthand for the candidate, Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Shown the photo by reporters, Bill Clinton’s press secretary said the candidate’s spouse will not have any reaction.

Obama, a member of the Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago, has repeatedly fended off attacks that he is a Muslim. But the attacks have been decried by both candidates: One Clinton campaign volunteer was asked to step down after forwarding an e-mail containing that rumor.

FOX News is working to confirm the source of the photo, but GOPAC head and FOX News contributor Michael Steele said he’d be surprised to find out this photo came from the Clinton campaign.

“If there is a staffer who sort of in their own roguish way had gone out and put this out there, this will be their last day on the job,” Steele said. “I think this is something that just kind of popped up on the ‘Net and they are attributing it to her. I’d be hard-pressed to find someone on the staff who is wasting their time in the heat of this battle to do something like that.”
Click here to read the Drudge Report posting.

http://youdecide08.foxnews.com/2008/02/25/photo-showing-obama-in-somali-garb-circulated-by-clinton-campaign-source

Education › Ireti Grammar School S.w Ikoyi by Jids(op): 2:50pm On Feb 22, 2008

It is true when a friend told me that secondary school life is the best, this make flash back to my days/years at IRETI GRAMMAR SCHOOL. I lost contact with old classmates and friends.
It is true when they say 20 children cannot play for 20 years. I won’t be surprise to hear about your progress in life. The memory still fresh, please should old student of IRETI

Please say your name alias and past out year

Technology Market › Re: Urgent: I Need Supply Of 150 Pieces Of Sony Ericsson K600i by Jids(m): 2:32pm On Feb 22, 2008

viperman:
hello everyone,

please i need an urgent supply of 150 pieces of brand new sony ericsson k600i. please if you can supply me this at a solid cheap rate call me with the speed of light on

08068097693 or 07028415845

You can google for the manufacturer address or their marketing address, this will be a logical way i suppose

Computers › Re: Neep Help Converting Doc To Pdf by Jids(m): 2:21pm On Feb 22, 2008

zoomzu:
Fellow guru's in the house, could you please help with converting document in any format to pdf format.

Open the Doc, go to file, print and at the print property, change the printer name to print to pdf and save it to your desktop or another folder. This will be possible should you have adobe installed on your pc

Certification And Training Adverts › Re: Ms Sql Server 2005 Training Needed by Jids(m): 2:38pm On Feb 21, 2008

Rheo:
Housemates,

I need to have training on MS SQL Server 2005 training urgently to keep my job. Can anyone give me names of good trainers around Ikeja.
Thanks.

I can send you some doc about this should you send me your e-mail address to jifat2@yahoo.co.uk

Career › Re: Third Class Needs A Job by Jids(m): 2:21pm On Feb 21, 2008

Sorry my brother, You need all the luck in the world because there are lots of First class out there with similar situation

Autos › Re: Honda Or Toyota Car Needed by Jids(m): 3:03pm On Feb 14, 2008

whatch your figure man, Yar adua suspended Naira revaluation if you are not aware

Phones › Re: Who Can Help Me With Mtn Credit Of 1500 Naira God Will Pay You Back by Jids(m): 2:23pm On Feb 14, 2008

I will do the recharge for you but not up to 1500, but how will i send it to you now?

Culture › Re: If You Can Speak French (les Haut-parleurs Français Laisse Le Rassemblement Ici) by Jids(m): 1:06pm On Feb 13, 2008

Salut ICEBLUE, la société vend des produits médicaux les quelle on utilise dans la salle d’opération pour la reparation des cerveaux (neuroscience) et les pieds

Politics › Nigerian Diplomats Abroad by Jids(op): 4:58pm On Feb 12, 2008

This makes me challenge the existence of Nigerian embassy abroad. They do not want to know if one exists or not if your are not son or daughter of Mallam, Chief etc so and so, there in no services rendered or protection rendered to their fellow citizen.

One of the Nigerian Embassy issuing a passport for €400 where one can get it for less than =N=15,000 or couple of Dollars in N Y consulate. The Embassy in Munich will charge you for renouncing your nationality; some will not even render any help to legitimate students abroad or intercede on their behalf to the FGN.

I will love to know what are the duties of the so called Diplomats of Nigerian out there, I wonder how their value in being measured before allocation of Billions of Dollars into this services

I was at the French Embassy here in and am so surprise to see some of my French friends trying to get a form to fill out. Very curious to know, one told me that it is procuration i.e. authorisation for someone to vote back home on their behalf. I wonder why my beloved country could not do this to her beloved citizen outside Nigeria.

May be they are there to help the politician thieves to open accounts and manage their loots.

I believe thousands of Nigerians out there have 1 or 2 stories about the FGN errand boys out there who prefer to be diplomat for non Nigerians.

Please share your story and thoughts please.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jids(m): 2:21pm On Feb 11, 2008

Bad time for MAN UNITED as they are mourning I pray this bad time and mourning will last till Saturday and for few more weeks, Blaming international as an excuse. I look at the game and saw them running around like an headless chicken, lol

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