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miszeno:
I am a level 200 student in a school here in Nigeria. I went to check our results for last semester, and she was withdrawn because she failed about eight courses. Came back today, she asked me about it, I told her she passed although I didn't tell her I saw it, just told her the lecturer said so, now she's happy and celebrating, not knowing she has been withdrawn, am restless, I feel pity for her, should I tell her the truth or just pretend all is well.

btw op I.must be a bad person... a liar ....nd an enemy to ur frnd ...u re not really her frnd cos if re u wouldn't lie to her dats really a cheap one frm u

dz must be unilorin

miszeno:
I am a level 200 student in a school here in Nigeria. I went to check our results for last semester, and she was withdrawn because she failed about eight courses. Came back today, she asked me about it, I told her she passed although I didn't tell her I saw it, just told her the lecturer said so, now she's happy and celebrating, not knowing she has been withdrawn, am restless, I feel pity for her, should I tell her the truth or just pretend all is well.

I.know its unilorin

miszeno:
I am a level 200 student in a school here in Nigeria. I went to check our results for last semester, and she was withdrawn because she failed about eight courses. Came back today, she asked me about it, I told her she passed although I didn't tell her I saw it, just told her the lecturer said so, now she's happy and celebrating, not knowing she has been withdrawn, am restless, I feel pity for her, should I tell her the truth or just pretend all is well.

I.know dz sch is unilorin

Men always think we’re too em0tional during that “time of the month”, so there
are things you should never do while on your period. Getting out of bed is hard
enough as it is, with our cramps and other horm0nal issues.
If the opposite s3x is right about how em0tional we get, then there are tons of
things you should never do while on your period. Where to start…
1. COOK
If we venture into the kitchen, we run the risk of hurting someone. What if one of
our em0tional att@cks occur while we have a knife in hand? We’re already
used to the blood. What’s a little more? One of the things you should never do
while on your period is enter the kitchen, not even for a snack.
2. USE OUR PHONES
If we pick up our phones to play Candy Crush, we might end up calling our ex.
It’s an em0tional time of the month, so how can we stand to be alone? If we
don’t call them and beg for them to return to us, then we’ll curse them out. It’s
not our fault, of course. When we’re on our periods, all blame is placed
elsewhere.
3. EXERCISE IN ANY WAY
You only feel bloated because you’re on your period. Once the week is over,
you’ll be your s-exy self again. There’s no need to exercise now, especially
since you don’t want to risk ruining your new workout clothes. You should just
save yourself the trouble of putting them through the wash until the sta!ns
come out.
4. WATCH R0MANTIC COMEDIES
If you’re single, r0mantic comedies can make you miss dating. If you’re in a
relationship, they can make you miss being single. It’s a lose-lose situation.
Realize that the people on the screen will always have a more exciting life than
you, whether you’re single or not. And the only reason that’s the case is
because their life is f@ke. Real life is a lot more boring.
5. EAT TONS OF CHOCOLATE
Don’t believe all of the cliches you hear. You don’t have to stuff yourself with
chocolate, because you’re on your period. It’s not going to make you feel any
better. Eat a few candy bars, but don’t go cra@y. You’ll only be angry at
yourself in the end.
6. START ARGUMENTS
If you start a fight with a friend, you’re going to say things that you don’t mean,
because like it or not, our h0rmones mess with us. Do you really want to start
an argument with your best friend about whether One Direction is better than
the Backstreet Boys? It’s not worth it. Just let her have it her way, instead of
making her black and blue.
7. GET OUT OF BED
Why even bother to get out of bed? You feel horrible, and no one wants to deal
with your em0tional outbursts. Just stay in bed and sleep. Blog a little. Don’t
move from your spot for four or five days. Then you can re-emerge like the
beautiful butterfly you are.
8. TAKE A SHOWER
You feel pretty yucky, but why waste your time standing in the shower?
Chances are you don’t even want to stand up straight anyway, so don’t put
yourself through the agony. You can, however, sit in warm bath, have some
wine and try to forget your troubles.
9. DO HOUSEWORK
That pile of junk on the kitchen cabinet and the heap of clothes on your
bathroom floor aren’t going anywhere, so don’t make yourself m!serable trying
to take care of things when you’re having your period. Just leave the mess and
crawl back into bed with a book or a movie. Att@ck that mess when you feel
more like yourself.
10. EAT FAST FOOD
You don’t want to leave the house anyway, so that’ll make it easier to avoid
hitting the drive thru. All that fried food is only going to make you feel worse, so
give in to your cravings for something else. Eat a candy bar or grab a mug of
hot chocolate and skip the burger and fries.
11. RUN
Can you imagine? Running while you’re m3nstruating is probably one of the
worst ideas ever. It won’t feel good, and you’re bound to be bl0ated anyway so
burning extra calories won’t be all that beneficial. Don’t run down the stairs,
don’t run across the parking lot and never run around the block on your period.
Instead, shuffle slowly into the kitchen for another candy bar.
12. SIT AT ALL
Lying down feels so much better, so try to avoid sitting down at all. Lie on the
couch when you watch television, lie in the tub when
you must get clean and always lie down in your bed, for the whole day if you
can. Sitting and walking just doesn’t feel good when you’re on your period, so
why suffer?
13. THINK
There’s no reason to overtax your body and your brain once a month. If you’ve
got your period, skip anything that requires thinking too hard. Sure, your fifth
grader might have to do his math homework without you and you might have
to rely on your toddler to feed the pets, but you’ll only feel worse if you make
your brain hurt. Don’t worry, everyone will get used to it.
In reality, you can do anything on your period that you’d do during the rest of
the month. However, sometimes it seems like our best option is to just stay in
and sleep. Whatever you’re comfortable with, go for it!



culled from...... experience

thk God der re.no kidnappers in abj

INTROVERT:
The have started their journey to becoming animalistic beasts like many other perverted men...










Before you insult me, ask yourself when last you read of a 22yo woman defiling a 13 year old boy on the frontpage of this forum.

im sorry to say d way u reason is very low ..u re not even able to digest dz story even tho there is an inconsistency..... while would d younger brother join him or they did d act together? so dont be quick to.judgment

urn off your cellphones because of cosmic rays from Mars? That's a hoax October 6 2015 9:57pm Are you worried about a message you received asking you to turn off your cellphones because of cosmic rays entering the Earth from Mars? Then worry no more because that's nothing but a hoax. As the website Hoax-Slayer.com notes : "Depending on their type, cosmic rays come from outside our solar system or from the sun. They do not come from Mars or any other planet. And, the Earth's atmosphere largely protects us from cosmic rays. The site also notes that there are no news organizations reporting about the event. "There are no reports about this supposed threat on BBC news. Nor is there any evidence that cosmic rays could somehow make cell phones dangerous. Sharing this silly nonsense will help nobody," said the site. The hoax has been going on for years, with a 2010 report by the BBC on how people in Ghana fell for it.now Nigeria "The rumour began on Sunday night with a text message quoting US space agency Nasa and the BBC as saying that 'cosmic rays' were to hit the Earth," the 2010 BBC report read, before detailing how it caused mass panic in Ghana. The hoax seems to have been going around in the Philippines since 2012. That year, a Filipino science blogger wrote about receiving a message, ending his post with a plea: "So, to anyone who will receive this kind of message, please think it over and help educate others. Spreading dubious and unsubstantiated warnings such as this is counterproductive and is unlikely to help anyone."

nawa ooo wch law school dinner... they re on break nwww besides the DG DDG nd even d lecturers are not there .. so wch law school dinner are u talking abt

Can’t believe shakira performed a John Lennon song titled “Imagine” just before
the pope came up at the UN meeting on the 26th of September 2015. Not so
funny enough the pope also called for the adoption of the 2030 agenda, which
is an agenda for the implementation of the New World Order.
While many might be carried away by the promises of world peace and
eradication of poverty that this agenda claims to provide, the truth is that they
are only creating a platform to gather more power and rule the world with an
iron fist.
This is a call to everyone to turn to Christ NOW and for those who are already
in Christ please stay still with him because unlike what we tend to believe, the
end is no more near, THE END IS HERE.
Here is the lyrics of the song that shakira performed
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people living for today
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people living life in peace, you
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people sharing all the world, you
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Keneking:
Looks like in bound traffic to Lagos from Oworonshoki would be affected.

All this PDP members can disrupt activities in the state since their symbolic loss to APC in May. They act in various forms including terrorism, blockage of Apapa expressway, blockage along Ikorodu road, blockage on third mainland bridge, noisy activities at the CCT etc.

To resolve this challenge the following has to be done:

1. Lastma's presence is needed.
2. Traffic radio needs to make a public announcement.
3. There has to be helicopter surveillance around the bridge for fear of terrorism.
4. An empty trailer should be stationed on the opposite part of the bridge.
5. A crane capable of lifting the container should drive through Yaba (Herbert Macaulay link) to the same direction of bridge ...driving on reverse.
6. The head of the trailer should be decoupled.
7. The back should be towed away from the scene.
8. The driver should not be booked but arrested and charged for terrorism on Monday.
9. MAERSK company should join the suit as defendants.
10. There should be an investigation on this incident.
11. The entire action should not exceed 1hour 30mins.
12. Governor Ambode should visit the scene as soon as possible.

wow u just broke d world record of the dumbesttt lamestttt post ve eva cum across ....did ur brain just regurgitate dz

babe without much fuss u dont need a sooth sayer to tell u wat kinda bf he is ..... just just ..... I don't advice u to kip dating dat kinda guy wit a misplaced priority...its unimaginable...in OLX voice ...SELL IT( I.mean ur bf) on d oda news ... u need guys like us nd not dat crap of a bf...pardon me miss

There are reports that a former Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Chief Olu Falae, has been kidnapped from his farm in Ondo State. The wife of Chief Falae, Mrs Falae confirmed the incident in a telephone interview but said she was not in the mood to grant an interview on the matter. The Public Relations Officer of Ondo State Police Command, DSP ‘Wole Ogodo, who also confirmed the incident to our correspondent said that the elder statesman was attacked on his way to his farm in Ilu-Abo, a village near Akure on Monday afternoon but was not sure if he was abducted. He, however, said that his men have been drafted to the area. The Police PRO later confirmed that the abductors, suspected to be Fulani herdsmen, have demanded for a cash sum of 100 Million Naira as ransom for the septuagenarian to be released. When Channels Television got to his house in Akure, the gate was locked. Two chieftains of the Social Democratic Party (PDP) in Ondo State, who spoke with newsmen at the entrance of his residence, equally confirmed the abduction.

islam always on d news

signs of the end time

ok

soooo

height of stupidity... I wonder how is gonna feel down der b4 he finally died... xoxo unthinkable

to d guy abv me bet whyyyy.... chai hungry pastors erry whr

...is dat d real pix of d about to crash helicopter rip to d dead

ugly

thieves

hmmmmn d work of herbs

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soooo

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fake president