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Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits V : Captainflash Vs Geoxpress ~ * * by JigsawKillah(m): 4:28pm On Nov 27, 2014
Heywhizzy:
I hope you've penned your verse for dat king of poet battle
So u quote the whole list becos u wan ask am question?
Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits V : Captainflash Vs Geoxpress ~ * * by JigsawKillah(m): 4:26pm On Nov 27, 2014
Mvgt: Geotarredroad
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 1:54pm On Nov 27, 2014
Iceskidd:
I go fuckkk you up
Abeg do
I nor no Wetin to script sef
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 1:44pm On Nov 27, 2014
Iceskidd I done wack o
Beat me or die a wack goblin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 1:43pm On Nov 27, 2014
Fûck a John Reaper/ Jigs is a cûm giver/ bîtch spread your legs, I'll hang my stuff on it, laundryman/ wanna dare me? Oh Sorry man/ vickybash is angry, he's a hungry man/

I wanna flow for rank, which of the ladies gets ràped first?/ Limerick? Kr0ne? Emaprince? Iceskidd? Tho I doubt if his brain works/ Teddybiyasi? Vickybash? The fake girl?/ whose tîtties is a combination of balloon filled with let's say,dirt/

I run thru and snatches Bis purse/ fat nigga would die by food poisoning, that is his curse/ he'd chase me, but then I threw some chinchin/ and the nigga was like let him go nitwit!/
Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits VI : Icekidd Vs Jigsawkillah ~ * * by JigsawKillah(m): 1:16pm On Nov 27, 2014
Oga o
Na Friday 4pm o
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 10:13am On Nov 27, 2014
charijee:
Night was cool and sweet dear.......trust yours was cool too?
yea
tnx
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 10:01am On Nov 27, 2014
sosiqdude:
See iceskid oo...
You no wan battle me na
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 10:00am On Nov 27, 2014
charijee:
Lol how private?
Good morning Jigs
Morning ma'am
How was your night?
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 9:34am On Nov 27, 2014
Angela ran with light's speed, but she stopped when she realized she wasn't being chased, no one followed her.. To her, her heading was the way out, little did she know she'd been running around.

Schemer's fortress was built in such a way that, except you know the map or you're being led out, you're not leaving. The underground was built just as big as the mansion in which he lived.

She looked around, then the realization hit her, she'd seen a familiar spot like the one she's seeing now. She moved closer, it was a door painted black, with the words 'BE CAREFUL' inscribed on it with white color. She moved closer, tried the doorknob, but it refused to give way. Then she saw Schemer's men approach her, almost half a dozen armed men. She wanted to start running only to turn around to see another set of guys coming the opposite way.





Mr Samuel walked out of his study smiling. He glanced at his watch, time is 6:00am on the dot. He walked outside, he jumped into his white Toyota corolla when his phone rang.

"How's it going?.....Let it go, it's getting too much..... I said let it go.....don't bite the hand that feeds you....didn't I just say let it go?.....if anything happens to it, you're dead!" He ended the call fuming.

"Mr Balogun of the SSS, undercover agent, what do I owe this intrusion?" Mr Samuel said.

Mr Balogun then came out from his hiding place in the back seat, surprised that the man he's supposed to kidnap already knows him. He wasted no time in putting his gun to the Mr Samuel's head.

"Are you dodging my question?" Mr Samuel asked

"I want to question you"

"I didn't kidnap my daughter in-law"

"Stop being diplomatic Mr Samuel. You didn't kidnap her but you know something about it. Now drive"

"Believe me when I say you're lost" Mr Samuel ignited the car, and the gate swung open and he drove through it.

They drove for a few minutes, as soon as they hit the main road, Mr Samuel broke the silence.

"Is Mr Edogho with you on this?

"Focus on your driving"

"You're chasing a lost course, I didn't kidnap her"

"Drive into the next street"

Mr Samuel pulled over into a street. The place looked scanty like people haven't been living there for ages. Uncompleted buildings littered all over the place. Mr Samuel kept driving, his mind wandering far and wide, near and narrow, to and fro.

"Stop here" Balogun ordered "now get down"

Mr Samuel did.

"Walk three steps forward. Anything other than that and you're silenced"

Balogun got down from the car and walked up to Mr Samuel. He searched Mr Samuel's pockets and collected his phone.

"Now move"

Mr Samuel stood still.

"What are we doing here?" He asked innocently.

Balogun held him by the neck and dragged him into the house. Balogun was wearing a black face cap, black polo shirt, a black Jean and a black canvas to match.

The house is a big one, the walls are yet to be painted and it's still under construction.





While Okorie and his team drove Mrs Edogho, he tried cracking some jokes, so as to ease the tension he knew she's feeling. Then his walkie talkie came on again.

"Sir, they're closing in on......" the line went dead. He could hear gunshots and screams. From his side mirror he can see his team being attacked. He quickly called for more back up. He accelerated and off he went.

Schemer's team received a call to attack and bring Edogho's wife at all costs. Another squad had joined them so they attacked the team in the Corolla first. They drove up to them and opened fire. The policemen were taken by surprise, and just when they wanted to hit back, they realized that the weapons of their attackers are more sophisticated than theirs. As if that is not enough, another squad ran into them and they realized the battle's lost. The Corolla's driver swerved off the road.

Schemer's boys followed suit, but one squad continued the chase. They fired shots upon shots at the Corolla until they were sure no one is alive before driving off.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 9:27am On Nov 27, 2014
Iceskidd:
friday 4pm.
Mikuz
24lines
Friday 4pm
Take note
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 12:05am On Nov 27, 2014
WARRIBLOOD:
chai see dick sucking
U done talk finish?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 9:47pm On Nov 26, 2014
WARRIBLOOD:
your mama toto for dat word

sorry i nor get damatol to rub for that your lakpa lakpa hair..-try another salon..piko
Your father bald head
Pig
You go thief clipper na why dem pursue you from the store, idiot
They kain jeans and polo untop slippers dey parade jakpa
Poverty really settle down ràpe your family
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 8:16pm On Nov 26, 2014
lanicky:
Lmao...i think say na ur ghost na.
gud evening mango piecheesy
My watermelon baby
Awayu
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 8:15pm On Nov 26, 2014
charijee:
Na to patch the heart na....can I have a look?
That will be privately


Oga Toniro
I sight u from far
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 7:54pm On Nov 26, 2014
charijee:
Lol let's put the heart in order before we think of the next step
What do we do now?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 7:50pm On Nov 26, 2014
WARRIBLOOD:
who talk Am?
You be goat o
Where u say ur store dey?
No b d last one for urhumarho?
Poor fool
Drop ur contact make I call you
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 6:55pm On Nov 26, 2014
WARRIBLOOD:
na prob i dey wait you...tell Dem say you dey ask of slimcee
Slimcee?
OK o
Dem say u dey squeeze dey barb
Na true?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 6:49pm On Nov 26, 2014
Iceskidd:
when we dey drop?
Your call


WARRIBLOOD:
as soon as cuts seize to come...sneeze....
Around 8-9??
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 6:48pm On Nov 26, 2014
charijee:
Eiyah pele o....try and cellotape your heart...I'm just fine
Lmao! I think say u wan say u go replace them or get me a replacement sef
U wicked!



Lanicky u no see me Abi? I go set my dogs on you soon
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 6:25pm On Nov 26, 2014
Iceskidd I c/o you

12bars
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 6:22pm On Nov 26, 2014
charijee:
We were about to organise a search party for you....no need since you're here now....what's been happening to you?
Heartbreaks here and there
From mzhorlah to xtarxhyne
But I'm good
U?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 6:16pm On Nov 26, 2014
Emaprince:
sneeze....

Ignore! Ignore!! Ignore!!!
The boy na kolo
Avoid am sha
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 6:14pm On Nov 26, 2014
charijee:
I'm cool Jigs...how your end?....Been a while dear
Yeap
Guess you folks didn't notice
Missed y'all tho
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 6:09pm On Nov 26, 2014
charijee:
Always eavesdropping
How's you lollipop?
Lollipop ko peppermint ni
Afa
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 6:06pm On Nov 26, 2014
WARRIBLOOD:
small boy sad
When you take dey lock?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 2:03am On Nov 26, 2014
So yeyenatu done finally deactivate
The babe na fake jare
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 11:46pm On Nov 25, 2014
"Talk to Mr Samuel, he knows something" Balogun said after listening to Edogho's story.

They're sitting in Balogun's room in the boys quarters of the house in which he, Balogun resides. The lights in the house were switched off, and only lit up by the moon's rays. They both sat on a chair opposite each other, separated by a table with 2 bottles of stout resting on it. Both men conversed in hushed tones.

"I think so but his acts keeps putting me in doubt" Edogho said.

"Let's give him the benefit of the doubt, we'll approach him but we have to put a few things I place. You said James once napped your wife right?"

"Yes"

"He'd do it again"

"I have positioned some men to protect her"

"Well, if he's really what you're presenting him as, then your wife isn't safe"

"What are you suggesting I do?"

He beckoned to Edogho to move closer and whispered into his ears.

"Are you sure it's going to work?" Edogho asks.

"So far your tactics aren't working, are they?"

Edogho kept quiet and drank his beer.





Mr Samuel was in his bedroom sleeping when he woke up to the ringing of his phone. He'd normally switch off his phone before sleeping but recent incidents had taught him otherwise. He rolled over and picked his watch from the stool that stood close to the king sized bed. The time was 4:30am.

"This better be good" he hissed. He got up from his bed. He wore a white robe measuring up to his knees. He picked up the phone at the second ring.

The number was an unknown number.

"Good Morning" he greeted the caller. "Yes, speak up"

He kept his ear glued to his phone for close to 6 minutes before ending the call.

He walked into the bathroom, the sound of running water could be heard from the room. He came out after 5 minutes with a towel hanging on his neck, his robe still on. He ransacked the wardrobe and came out with a black trouser, a cream colored long sleeve shirt with black shoes.

In a jiffy, he was dressed and ready to leave.




John was in his room sleeping, a girl by his side, both covered by the large blue blanket. His phone rang, the girl got up first and tapped him gently, then violently.

"John. John. Jooohhhhnnnnn!" She called.

”hmmmm hmmmm what's it?" He replied sleepily.

"You have a call frooommmm a strange number"

"Give it to me"

She picked the phone from the floor and passed it to John.

"Hello.....yes yes.....okay? So? That's none of my business.....to hell with all of you.....is that why you called me?....bye!" He said finally and angrily.

The girl stared at him foolishly, while he merely looked at her and hissed, got up and walked into the bathroom. He was stark nàked. He looked at her again before proceeding. She was dark in complexion, big lipped and carries a darli yaki attachment on her head.

"How did I even end up with such an ugly thing?” he wondered aloud. He haven't forgotten about the previous day's incident. He hissed again. Then washed his face before heading back to the room.
Sports › Re: Keshi Returns by JigsawKillah(op): 7:01pm On Nov 25, 2014
Noah13:
Add me up let's talk 07061815411 about the FM stuff.
Done Boss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 6:41pm On Nov 25, 2014
Is that not Totti kicking it at 38?? Nigerian players retire at 34


Not my business tho
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 5:45pm On Nov 25, 2014
Sneeze

Warriblood I wan barb my hair
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 5:24pm On Nov 25, 2014
edogho:
Aye Capt'. How was your exams?
good o
thank God for it and thAnk u for asking

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