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Politics › Re: APC Governors Line Up For Buhari by JigsawKillah(m): 6:08pm On Dec 10, 2014
Go Buhari!
Niger Delta youths are with you
Nairaland General › Re: * Misshoree is not dead ooo!! may thunder fire Hopelink1★ by JigsawKillah(m): 5:55pm On Dec 10, 2014
misshoree:
abeg ....am not dead o,am very much alive.
You be Dorcas ni?
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 5:51pm On Dec 10, 2014
Now this is discouraging cry cry cry
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast In Kano by JigsawKillah(m): 4:45pm On Dec 10, 2014
I dey come
I wan charge my phone
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles Top 10 Netcees Of 2014 by JigsawKillah(m): 4:36pm On Dec 10, 2014
I no understand una
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 7:14am On Dec 10, 2014
OK na
Till the day when this chatroom go outrun ffr then una go realize say una done forget why most of una sign up for Nl

Tufiakwa! Goats and she goats like una
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 7:08am On Dec 10, 2014
kr0ne:
Lol! I miss the dude too. Guess I have a better understanding of his personality coz I've known him since our 2go days. His nickname then was DANGOTE and he spat trash pidgin rap, abused people but never bore grudges. On a serious note, he's somebody not to be taken too serious. That's his nature, he grew up in an environment where they use curse to greet. I have one Waffi friend, Ebimo. He called me last night and was like 'Dave..ediot, u still dey alive? Why u no call me since na? Ur papa die?...oh, I think say he don die o, as u no call since" then before he cut the call he said "I dey come, make I f-ck one mumu girl wey no dey gree my prick rest grin That's Waffi for u
Hmmmm
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 7:08am On Dec 10, 2014
Ksslib:
JigsawKillah, that verse you posted on Passion (about life) was just too good mehn. I loved most of it, read about twice or so.. Nice one man.
Thanks Boss
Rap Battles › Re: />¤</~~king Of Poets Tourney - Group D: Jigsawkillah Vs Fuckyouhard~~/>¤</ by JigsawKillah(m): 4:19pm On Dec 09, 2014
Do you believe in the spiritual existence of beings?
Do you believe in God But think the Sangos doesn't exist?
Do you believe in paranormal activities, do you think witches exist?
You don't believe the scriptures is true lyricism?
I think we'd believe if the Europeans ain't here
Some would say our gods are fake and we made them
Where were y'all when they guarded your forefathers
Healed the sick, made rich the poor rather
Than stay faithful, then came the deviation
Foreigners came to our land, and made invasion
Robbed our culture, robbed our knowledge
Learned men of our lands they turned into slaves
Gave us wrong doctrines, how dare they rubbished ours?
How dare they say mermaids ain't in our waters?
Our gods are man-made? What about the cross u give to our sons and daughters?
You preach peace, but your own gets your own slaughtered
We preach war, but we think unity is victory
We see sacred is the blood of a brother man
Now don't tell me you don't understand
If You believe Jah exists, then my gods do too
So are spiritual beings, no? What is voodoo?
Most fools are just too ambitious
To make a name, hence the name superstition
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 2:40am On Dec 08, 2014
Elymaxiimus
Kr0ne
Guykhena

please if anyone who's pulling out ta the tourney
let Laykorn replace him/her
dude's a known poet in the poems for review section and has been on my neck for a spot
please consider this......as a free pass might make it somehow boring
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 2:04am On Dec 08, 2014
Ibime:
Y'all wanna hear a funny story. The sponsor of the #Ether event, Alki David was born in Nigeria and his family owned Leventis Supermarket chain.
I still don't get the joke
Rap Battles › Re: />¤</~~king Of Poets Tourney - Group D: Jigsawkillah Vs Fuckyouhard~~/>¤</ by JigsawKillah(m): 5:35pm On Dec 07, 2014
checks
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 5:29pm On Dec 07, 2014
"Why don't we let her go just as the Boss had instructed?" Tega asked.

Schemer turned to stare at him and Tega saw his bloodshot eyes and instantly regretted asking.

"Don't dare question my moves again!" Schemer barked at him, whilst shaking his fists threateningly. He continued calmly

"I'm taking over this empire and it's either you in or you're out. Pick one."

Tega trembled at the thought of betraying Schemer, and he knew it's not right but neither is Schemer. Schemer should've released Angela, that was the Boss's order but Schemer refused. He, Tega knew he owes Schemer his life, but he owes the Big Boss too but now, he can only pledge his allegiance to only one. If he says no to Schemer, he's going to die, no to the Boss and he'll have to wait to find out if Schemer can conquer the Boss.

"I'm with you" Tega said finally.

"Good! Now let's go do some damage" Schemer said triumphantly.

"Wait!" Tega said. Schemer stopped in his tracks and gave Tega a puzzled look.

Tega thought for a second, he'd wanted to say no to Schemer there and then and face his wrath but he decided against it.

"I'll ride and die with you" he said slowly

Schemer walks up to him, pats him on the shoulder and backs off quickly. He knew Tega isn't saying all he's got to say but why should he bother? Tega I isn't and won't be a threat, he'd eliminate him soon, he thought. He smiled at the thought and peeped Tega following him like a programmed robot.

He opened a door that has a sick, battered and underfed Angela with one of her legs chained to her sickbed, lying on the sickbed, sleeping. Even in her sleep, her face bears a troubled look and of one experiencing excruciating pains. 3 men guarded her.

The two men Stared at her for a while before Schemer ordered her bodyguards out. Tega looked on with pity but what could he do without invoking Schemer's wrath? He looked down and he knew it won't be long before the Boss comes crashing down on them.

Schemer walked up to her side, she was patched up with bandages on her arms, one of her legs and neck. She was a sorry sight to behold. He looked at the once gorgeous Angela, now looking frail and ugly. He felt her pulse, then she opened her eyes wearily.

"What happened?" She asked

"You fell down the stares" Schemer said sardonically "that's what you get for trying to prove wiser than Schemer"

She made a move to hit him but couldn't raise her hands.

"I can't feel my body" she cried

"Yes darling. Stay calm till the doctor returns" schemer said smiling

"You monster" she said weakly

"Yea, I admit, I'm a monster, but what will you call the one who instigated this kidnap? Who turned us to what we are today?"

"Who?"

"Your Father in law, Mr Samuel"

Angela's eyes opened wide, Tega was shocked!





Edogho saw Okorie already placed on a.stretcher and rushed to his side. He saw that first aid treatment has been ministered to him.

"Boss, she's safe" he whispered

"Thank you" Edogho managed to say before Okorie was wheeled away.

"Five fully armed men dead, all killed by one policeman, Okorie is truly an asset" Double E's assistant said

Edogho turned, they shook hands and exchanged pleasantries.

"Any other findings?" He asked his assistant

"Yes. There were two Jeeps, one was carrying these ones, the other simply drove by, according to eyewitnesses. They're after something. Some also said Okorie was with a woman"

"My wife"

"Your wife? What is happening?"

"The kidnap case is gone wild, she isn't safe"

Just then, a call came to the Assistant's phone. He picked up, then gave it to Double E. After 3 minutes of talking with the caller, it was all smiles for the Inspector. His assistant looked at him Expectantly.

"She's safe!" He exclaimed. And the other policemen starting clapping. And chants of Okorie rented the air.
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 5:25pm On Dec 07, 2014
please keep the comments coming
that's the only payment I need
please

let me know if I'm doing good or bad and do well to tell me where to work on
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 5:24pm On Dec 07, 2014
Okorie knew his time was up when instead of his backup team, he saw one of the Highlanders he was running from. He was running 360km/hr already yet the highlander was catching up with him. He looked at Double E's wife and tension was written all over her. He has a promise to keep, and he owed Double E his life or so he thought.

It was late, so the road was free, smooth but the situation was a rough one. He drove continuously for 6 minutes, his heart skipping a beat every time he looks at his side mirror. The only reason he's alive is because they do not want to kill Mrs Edogho, that he knew and he's ready to exploit the advantage. He sight from afar a street, bustling with people, probably there's a party there. He swerved off the road into it, almost hitting some innocent bystanders in the process.

"Witch! God go punish you oo! Dey drink dey drive! Monkey!" They poured all sorts of cuss words at him. He didn't have time for it, even if he had, he's on the wrong. He got down, pulled Mrs Edogho out and walked off on foot.

The highlander drove into the street, the occupants got down, 5 armed men, ready to kill. The sight of them sent the people running away.

"Wey you come here!" One of them, apparently the leader, bellowed at a young man who saw them late.

"Bros, I no do anything o" he said shakily

"Where the people wey get this motor pass?"

"Them go straight"

"Oya fly now!" The leader said and they marched on, while the young man stood still, his urinary system malfunctioning.

Okorie kept moving, a gun in one hand, the other roughly pulling Mrs Edogho along. He stopped abruptly.

"Do you have any money on you?" He asked her

"Y-Y-yes" she replied

"Follow this route, it'll take you to a junction. Board a car from there to Yvonne's. Hurry up!"

Mrs Edogho walked as fast as she could, scared as hell. On a normal day, she'd cat walk down a street but today, she doesn't care about her steps. She walked briskly until she couldn't see Okorie anymore. She thought of her husband, she silently prayed God keep him and Okorie safe. She made up her mind there and then, after this, Edogho is resigning, whether he likes it or not. No sooner had she reached the junction when she heard shots. Hot tears trickled down her face as she boarded a tricycle.




The men grabbed Angela and disposed her off her weapons. They dragged her along the way she'd come. She yelled, kicked and pulled yet the men's hold on her did not for once lessen. As they drag her along, she couldn't help noticing a door with a sign different from others. The sign, was that of love, with an arrow piercing through it. She wondered what it meant. She needs the escape and though she has no idea, she thinks that is her way out. She closed her eyes, relaxed as they drag her along. Then with her last strength, she pulled off from them. In a jiffy, she was at the door, she yanked it open and ran into the dark staircase. She fell down.





Double E tore through the streets with a Bike,he'd borrowed it from Balogun. The day is still early and he was scared. Balogun had made him believe his wife is not safe even with the team he'd placed to accompany her. He followed the road he'd instructed Okorie to pass, praying inwardly to find both of them safe and sound. He saw some policemen gathered around scene and his heartbeat increased.

He parked and rushed there, he saw the members of the backup team, all dead and would've shed tears but determined to keep it manly. Inwardly, he vowed to get James or anyone who's have a hand in it. He spoke to the officer in charge.

"Any sign of Okorie?"

"None yet sir but there's been shootings at Akpoguma close sir"

" ok ok now send your findings to my office, let me go check out the shooting "

He left the same way he'd come, roughly. It took him nearly half an hour to get there, dawn was fast approaching. He saw his car still clean, he wondered why. He saw a couple of policemen and approached them, he halted their salute and asked them where the shootings at. They directed him and he went there with speed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 5:21pm On Dec 06, 2014
Y arsenal fans dey here?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 8:33pm On Dec 05, 2014
007Bruce:
undecided pick a date
February 28
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 7:07pm On Dec 05, 2014
007Bruce:
darkrebel's busy with school; jigsawkillah i'm calling you out, kindly accept cool
U wan whoop your papa
Goat
When we go drop?
Celebrities › Re: D'banj's Landlord Threatens To Evict Him - PM News by JigsawKillah(m): 3:43pm On Dec 05, 2014
Nairalanders dey believe anything
Rap Battles › Re: //>!<>!<king Of Poets - Group D ="jigsawkillah VS Sossiqdude">!<>!<// by JigsawKillah(m): 3:34pm On Dec 05, 2014
I'm cursed and blessed, a hustler till death
Even with money, I'll still murder for wealth
See, I'm obsessed with it, I ain't even tryna stop it
Take the glock, cóck it, gimme the cash or I pop it
If it ain't that, it's either cards, dice or football bettings
I know I lust after the juice, but begging
Has never been an option, I've got 3 siblings
And a mom, I care so much, sometimes I skip feeding
That's jus what my passion is, the fashion is
Getting money out of bîtches where the action is
Breach the street peace, and I'm out there hustling
Caught a chick tryna run, I'm out there struggling
Her purse won't come off, I had to bottle her
I sold gold for cheaper prices, hence I got popular
I'm with this fly chick, cos I'm finna get doe up out her
Telling about herself, but nothing I no about her
Screw love, I'm only in for the gain
Gonna pay me to tear your pûss? I'm in for the game
It's not bringing doe gee? Count me off it
Robbed my first boss till he drove me out of office
This is the life I'm living, nigga blame me not
I grew up where your money talks, niggas battle to stay on top
Each tryna make me drop, I tied my timbs
Ima run this street, else I wont die in peace
Why won't I love money? I wasn't born with a silver spoon
See I moved exactly the way I'd seen dad do
Put Niggas thru, to see what I saw
And I won't stop, till I have it all, with double to back it up
A Scarface product, the world is mine
Fûck the girls I like, but still not satisfied
Till I'm Bill Gates dream, twice richer
But till then, say hi to my 9 meter
Politics › Re: I Am Yet To Register For My Permanent Voter's Card In Nigeria by JigsawKillah(m): 12:50pm On Dec 03, 2014
Bobbystanley:
I don't have mine either..I was in Benin during the registration exercise.I got there and saw thousands of people standing under the sun waiting with just two system working.I couldn't suffer myself to that extent.I had to go back.


Is there any other means?
Was in warri then sef
I had to go as early as 7am to see about 100 people. I waited till 12 but the line ws only increasing
2 computers moving at half the speed of a snail
Smh
I swear say e no go better for inec
Politics › Re: I Am Yet To Register For My Permanent Voter's Card In Nigeria by JigsawKillah(m): 12:15pm On Dec 03, 2014
Me sef no get at all at all
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 12:13pm On Dec 03, 2014
ELYMAXiimus:
www.nairaland.com/2026889/king-poets-group-d-jigsawkillah
Ur topic dey boring lol
We go write am like that sha
Rap Battles › Re: //>!<>!<king Of Poets - Group D ="jigsawkillah VS Sossiqdude">!<>!<// by JigsawKillah(m): 12:02pm On Dec 03, 2014
Alright
Checks
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 12:01pm On Dec 03, 2014
Warriblood
How your papa?
I pick small change and I wan HP u
Alert me make I send u card
Wretched son of a leprosy infected dad
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 9:21am On Dec 03, 2014
ELYMAXiimus:
rotfl
Wetin be my topic?
Abi no be u b judge?
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 9:13am On Dec 03, 2014
Why is it so hard to admit? I've been Flow For Ranks Best/
They'd say Jigs scripts wack lines, yet they blow your wack heads/
Bis gave Kr0ne a shot, now Loonat11k is next/
My bet, he'd cure a dying lunàtic with text/
Like he made Chronicles a lost script/ when he crossed the/
Boundary between dôpe and wack, he bossed the/
Wack goblin, fat gee I want my chance, I deserve it/
When Ffr was dead, I brought the morgûe, to preserve it/
Would beef Limerick, a willful replier/ day to day we'd flip it like ciphers/
I showed Nairalanders i can kill dudes with pliers/ one time napped Kr0ne and tossed him, into the fire/
My frees too costly/ I maimed Giyazz and Khena/
Each said he could drop me/ I made Giyazz look like Cinderella/
Truth be told, my battles haven't been up to standard/
I too I'm disappointed i lose to dûmb àss retàrds/
A nigga my level should do nothing but floor these bastards/
Forming gangstas/ when after a fight is when we see them fronting after/
Flaunting chapters/ most of them takes weeks to script/
When a nigga got influence, they'd go down to lîck his dîck/
Is Iceskidd a rapper? Isn't Giyazz a failed Onitsha street boy?/
What of Max and Kr0ne? Wannabe gangstas flaunting toys/
Emaprince isn't better, Mikuz or Thunderstorm?/
Ain't got enough heat in they flows to keep a strîpper warm/
Kings tourney came and go, like a mere battle/
No prebattle disses, bet they're all scared àssholes/
I only did one, against Max, the ho was scared to reply that/
He didn't have enough in his closet, let's write facts/
It took him weeks to beef Mikuz on the flow for rank/
How mikuz became NL king, he got hos to thank/
Nigga is PDP, the way he rigs votes/
Ksslib fûcked up, should've left Khena and go for Mik's throat/
Who else can keep this heat i once exhibited?/
During which I becane flow for rank's undisputed/
I'd drop one to three rebuttals in a day/
Limerick couldn't stop me smashing bottles in his face/
Darkrebel got a cypher in place, i wasnt invited/
No surprises, Niggas get blinded by the fires i ignited/
I take no offence, but just so you know, I'm delighted/




Who should i talk about now?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: **Happy Birthday. Charijee ** by JigsawKillah(m): 8:25pm On Dec 01, 2014
charijee:
More for me?.......This is indeed my day
This is coming from Lanicky
I quote



Sorry I had meant to wish you a happy birthday since morning but network was and is still unfavourable. Please tho its coming late

Happy Birthday baby girl

Lanicky

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