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LooNat11kk:Abeg fast May a Danfo run over you if you fail to Pig |
Cheriepet:Na now e dey sweet Go find heineken come |
LooNat11kk:Me and u battle? I done forget But you...beat me? Ogbeni you done dey drink palmi this kind morning? |
Loonat11kk May you die a fool Wack ape |
Iceskidd:The goat geh luck say he block me |
charijee:Taaahhh Who u dash the remaining 25? |
charijee:Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday my dear friend Happy birthday to youuuu How old are you now? How old are you now How old are you now? How old are you now? |
Cheriepet:Where the party at? |
Chai! Baby mi Hbd!!! You're blessed ma'am |
I'm indecent with bars/ a sight to behold, fifty cent and scars/ Lyrics flowing like the Nile, deep in depths and hard/ Flow in foes burials, they paddies leave with heavy hearts/ Jigs is very hard/ too hard to be crushed, in his every bar/ Only the pun is lacking/ when the tongue is lashing/ The flow is evident/ sowed with many mets/ like Kr0ne but he's a son of Ashes/ Behold the merriment/ my blows are ending vets/ these drunk punks/ Think because I let em beat me, but they ain't harder than kpof kpof/ Dum dum/ pass the gum gum/ when I flash the gun, run/ I carry real nines, you niggas bring plastic swords, fûck/ I'm always swift with words/ anywhere I'm hitting hurts/ Iceskidd is so lazy it takes him days to write fifty words/ His victory was gift, yes the gift was glaring/ I didn't want his losing streak to continue, as it does yearly/ The nigga done lose so much, he doesn't know what's winning/ I let the bastard escape, now Kuttz wants to kill him/ I want Krizzkuttz alive/ told my goons so, I want to fûck his wife/ I'll burn his house, with his mom inside/ then get her ashes mummified/ You picked a lazy fool, forced your wack self on him, ràpe then flee/ We both know he's a bîtch, with too much pûssies to make a gee/ Back to you Kuttz, which hand you wanna be slapped with?/ left or right?/ In school you'd be forming a catechist/ always on your necks are ties/ On net, you'd be claiming pîmp, only you don't woo chicks/ You woo gees/ claiming the male version of cupid/ |
Smh Mvgt Ibime |
sorry the update is short but manage it for now please |
Balogun took Mr Samuel into one of the rooms in the building and tied him to a chair. He took another chair and sat on it. "Where's the third man?" Mr Samuel asked. "How did you know there's a third man?" Balogun asked. "The last chair is vacant" Mr Samuel said, using his head to indicate the one he is talking about. "Brilliant! You're good at observing" "Where's he?" "Not here yet. How did you know the person's gender? And you sounded confident, like you know the outcome of this situation" "What do you want?" "Chillax bros, wait small. Don't play smart, I've got itchy fingers" Mr Samuel kept quiet, and bent his head as Balogun walked out. He came back a few minutes later looking eased, and sat on the chair. "Area's secured I guess?" "Now tell me what you know about James" Mr Samuel kept quiet for a few seconds before replying. "He's the one who kidnapped my daughter in-law" "Look here Mister, I'm no respecter of status, and I'm not known for having low temper, don't make me bruise you" "Go ahead, I know it makes you feel good" Balogun brought out Mr Samuel's phone, he busied himself with the buttons for almost a minute. "Who was it that called you while in the car?" "Even if I tell you, you still will ask again. Talk to the network provider, find out the owner" "I'm warning you for the last time Mr Samuel, don't get me angry" "Me? Get you angry? Beasts are always angry. You programmed son of a whôre, were you....." "Shut up old man! I'm not so heartless that I'd kidnap my daughter in-law for the sake of money" "But you're heartless enough to betray love for the sake of money?" "What do you know?" Balogun's voice was rising. He got up from his seat and advanced towards the tied Samuel. "I know of a young man who sold his love for bread" Balogun slapped Samuel so hard that saliva mixed with blood few out of his mouth. "Don't joke with a force man in arms" "Hit me again! Do it! Coward! An innocent girl died because of your selfishness! Hit me cow......" Another slapped hits him, interrupting his speech. Samuel spat blood on the concrete. The whole house became quiet after that. Balogun stared hard at Samuel, while Samuel focused on the floor. The silence lasted for a couple of minutes before Balogun broke it. "I'll ask you again, tell me about James" "How will I tell you about a man I only met once in the station? Do I look like God to you?" He grabbed his sit and relaxed his àss on it. He brought out his gun, it is a 9mm pistol, he took it off safety and used the cold metal to carèss Samuel's cheek. "Soon, a bullet will bust open this healthy cheek of yours. Tell me, how did you know about me?" "Why are some people just stûpid? You think the world is still as uncivilized as your village where they tie rafters around their waists to cover their nàkedness? Wake up sonny, it's like you've been sleeping since the days of Abraham" Balogun didn't for once try to stop the ramblings of Mr Samuel. One thing he's certain about is that, Mr Samuel is responsible for Angela's kidnap and he's just trying to buy himself more time. "Are you done?" He asked "No, help me complete it" He cocked the gun, and pointed it at Mr Samuel. "You have till the count of five to tell me where James is, if you fail to, you know my records" Mr Samuel looked at him and smiled. "Both of us know that you can't kill me" he said Balogun replied "but I can shoot your leg or arm" Mr Samuel stared at him like he'd seen a ghost. "One..........." "I don't know anything......" "Two!......" "Believe me I....." "Three!..." Now Mr Samuels voice became shaky. "Don't do this" "Four!......" "Alright! Alright! I will!" Balogun put down his gun and Mr Samuel breathes heavily. "I'm all ears" "I really don't know anything" Balogun fired a shot from his gun and the bullet flew pass Mr Samuel's ears. He froze in shock. "Next time, I won't miss" he said, even though he knew that Mr Samuel knew the miss was intentional. He asked again "tell me all you know about James" "I don't know anything" Mr Samuel said Balogun got infuriated by Samuel's resistance. He points his gun at him and was ready to pull the trigger when his phone rang. |
Krizzkutz:Lol Na once once na You nor no say na gift? Na my boy na I dash am him first win |
Why Drogba ![]() |
I'm worried o |
Costa and yellow He misses next match |
2ndhalf begins |
Iceskidd don dey dôpe small small Tnx to me |
I had to drop early bro I go dey busy |
It was a mistake accepting/ when he new I am hot, I'd put Ice in his place and melt him/ you never win for NL, you're a disgrace to texting/ your virus is never a threat, I'll get you sprayed with disinfectants/ I'm placed among vets/ with amazing concepts/ while you, is disdain or contempt/ you're so wack, even captainflash go tell you say you'll never make a contest/ You're too lazy to script, too scared to woo a chick/ so you get Vaseline and add it too ya dîck/ and hit up sexuality section, and masturbate to the stories of dudes, lie bîtch?/ ^^^^^fact stûpid prick!!! I beat him once, I'd beat him again/ if he turns Limerick, and feels he's big enough to byte, I'll bit him again/ it's like another church service, I'll beat him today, tomorrow hit him again/ with sticks and canes/ till the drum screams in pain/ I won't stop, I'd beat him again/ till his head's torn, then I'm sure I was bleeding his brain/ then he'll scream doom, doom, doom, that's him digging his grave/ Mikuz do you harbor wack goblins here? Give him a chase/ catch him and lynch him, in case/ his fam brings up a case, it's a jungle justice served, to the rest of the poverty strickened family, it will be dished in a plate/ Your pattern is wack, empty, your flow sucks/ it sucks more than the time your daddy begged you for Mouth Action/ family of gays, except your sister and mom, who're lèsbians, oh God/ someone tell this Kidd text is for grownups/ I've got proofs that you're gay....spell your name backwards, it's ddickseci!/ You meant d dîck sexy?/ let's pretend it's/ yours you were talking about but we've never seen you talk to a lady, not even Teddy/ it's scary!/ I'd waste a bar and still win/ I'm real mean/ when my mode is at its median, statistically, I'm more of an angry ghost, I'll still kill/ the only real deal/ you ever did was sending your nudes to another nigga for his pic/ Dumb, dumber, dumbest, are your best writtens/ I can write anything/ like stop tempting me/ before I empty clips/ in your momma's pûss, and still best the bîtch/ You suck on the D, you might as well suck this glock/ inna ya throat I'm pumping shots/ Won't stop till the dumb bîtch drops/ I'll X the man, when this Bob gets boxed/ Stop tryna be like me/ after this you'd be yelling Igwe! Like Midnight C/ you can never be rich like me/ the nigga loves getting under niggas trousers, he's the MD of busting yansh company, BYC/ |
gottoboy:you didn't signify |
Iceskidd I go post soon o |
amodu: |
gottoboy:Twas the formation of a nl poetry club |
sosiqdude:The girl wey u dey fear |
sosiqdude:I go call Teddybiyasi for you o |
sosiqdude:Iceskidd go whoop you anytime anyday Respect the guy o Na laziness dey make him and warriblood dey lose battles |
Darkrebel! |
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