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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 11:03am On Dec 01, 2014
LooNat11kk:
May thunder fire your wack lying tongue

I'm coming with links now
Abeg fast
May a Danfo run over you if you fail to
Pig
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: **Happy Birthday. Charijee ** by JigsawKillah(m): 11:00am On Dec 01, 2014
Cheriepet:
Na dis mor-morn na him u wan drink beer.... oya take dis coffee manage body till leta... Jeffrey go carry d beer come...

Nothing do me ny broda
Na now e dey sweet
Go find heineken come
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 10:55am On Dec 01, 2014
LooNat11kk:
You call me wack, forgetting the fact that I beat you right?

Or do you think I don't know you are oveedie jeffrey?

The kid I bodybagged at insignia?
Me and u battle?
I done forget
But you...beat me?
Ogbeni you done dey drink palmi this kind morning?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: **Happy Birthday. Charijee ** by JigsawKillah(m): 10:53am On Dec 01, 2014
Cheriepet:
My house smileysmileysmiley

carry ur leg come here jor
I dey the backyard
Wetin sup?
No beer?
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 10:49am On Dec 01, 2014
Loonat11kk
May you die a fool
Wack ape
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 10:48am On Dec 01, 2014
Iceskidd:
Dat lonaprick na mumu. E just dey fb dey call us ibime d1ck riders
The goat geh luck say he block me
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: **Happy Birthday. Charijee ** by JigsawKillah(m): 10:46am On Dec 01, 2014
charijee:
I'm 75yrs old
Taaahhh
Who u dash the remaining 25?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: **Happy Birthday. Charijee ** by JigsawKillah(m): 10:25am On Dec 01, 2014
charijee:
You're so full of surprises!!!!!!.....I bless the day I found you......The best thing that happened to me......Thanks baby I love you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday my dear friend
Happy birthday to youuuu
How old are you now?
How old are you now
How old are you now?
How old are you now?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: **Happy Birthday. Charijee ** by JigsawKillah(m): 10:23am On Dec 01, 2014
Cheriepet:
Where is dre11, Lanicky, Trypa, daveP, 3Dimension, AudreyTimms, lorlaahloz, Mzhorlah, Jigsawkillah, harloz, Kingphilip.... It is Charijee's birthday... where are u all@huh
Where the party at?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: **Happy Birthday. Charijee ** by JigsawKillah(m): 10:21am On Dec 01, 2014
Chai!

Baby mi
Hbd!!!
You're blessed ma'am
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 7:06am On Dec 01, 2014
I'm indecent with bars/ a sight to behold, fifty cent and scars/
Lyrics flowing like the Nile, deep in depths and hard/
Flow in foes burials, they paddies leave with heavy hearts/
Jigs is very hard/ too hard to be crushed, in his every bar/
Only the pun is lacking/ when the tongue is lashing/
The flow is evident/ sowed with many mets/ like Kr0ne but he's a son of Ashes/
Behold the merriment/ my blows are ending vets/ these drunk punks/
Think because I let em beat me, but they ain't harder than kpof kpof/
Dum dum/ pass the gum gum/ when I flash the gun, run/
I carry real nines, you niggas bring plastic swords, fûck/
I'm always swift with words/ anywhere I'm hitting hurts/
Iceskidd is so lazy it takes him days to write fifty words/
His victory was gift, yes the gift was glaring/
I didn't want his losing streak to continue, as it does yearly/
The nigga done lose so much, he doesn't know what's winning/
I let the bastard escape, now Kuttz wants to kill him/
I want Krizzkuttz alive/ told my goons so, I want to fûck his wife/
I'll burn his house, with his mom inside/ then get her ashes mummified/
You picked a lazy fool, forced your wack self on him, ràpe then flee/
We both know he's a bîtch, with too much pûssies to make a gee/
Back to you Kuttz, which hand you wanna be slapped with?/ left or right?/
In school you'd be forming a catechist/ always on your necks are ties/
On net, you'd be claiming pîmp, only you don't woo chicks/
You woo gees/ claiming the male version of cupid/
Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits VII : Ibime Vs Kr0ne ~ * * by JigsawKillah(m): 3:09am On Dec 01, 2014
Smh



Mvgt Ibime
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 9:35pm On Nov 29, 2014
sorry the update is short but manage it for now
please
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 9:32pm On Nov 29, 2014
Balogun took Mr Samuel into one of the rooms in the building and tied him to a chair. He took another chair and sat on it.

"Where's the third man?" Mr Samuel asked.

"How did you know there's a third man?" Balogun asked.

"The last chair is vacant" Mr Samuel said, using his head to indicate the one he is talking about.

"Brilliant! You're good at observing"

"Where's he?"

"Not here yet. How did you know the person's gender? And you sounded confident, like you know the outcome of this situation"

"What do you want?"

"Chillax bros, wait small. Don't play smart, I've got itchy fingers"

Mr Samuel kept quiet, and bent his head as Balogun walked out. He came back a few minutes later looking eased, and sat on the chair.

"Area's secured I guess?"

"Now tell me what you know about James"

Mr Samuel kept quiet for a few seconds before replying.

"He's the one who kidnapped my daughter in-law"

"Look here Mister, I'm no respecter of status, and I'm not known for having low temper, don't make me bruise you"

"Go ahead, I know it makes you feel good"

Balogun brought out Mr Samuel's phone, he busied himself with the buttons for almost a minute.

"Who was it that called you while in the car?"

"Even if I tell you, you still will ask again. Talk to the network provider, find out the owner"

"I'm warning you for the last time Mr Samuel, don't get me angry"

"Me? Get you angry? Beasts are always angry. You programmed son of a whôre, were you....."

"Shut up old man! I'm not so heartless that I'd kidnap my daughter in-law for the sake of money"

"But you're heartless enough to betray love for the sake of money?"

"What do you know?" Balogun's voice was rising. He got up from his seat and advanced towards the tied Samuel.

"I know of a young man who sold his love for bread"

Balogun slapped Samuel so hard that saliva mixed with blood few out of his mouth.

"Don't joke with a force man in arms"

"Hit me again! Do it! Coward! An innocent girl died because of your selfishness! Hit me cow......"

Another slapped hits him, interrupting his speech. Samuel spat blood on the concrete. The whole house became quiet after that. Balogun stared hard at Samuel, while Samuel focused on the floor. The silence lasted for a couple of minutes before Balogun broke it.

"I'll ask you again, tell me about James"

"How will I tell you about a man I only met once in the station? Do I look like God to you?"

He grabbed his sit and relaxed his àss on it. He brought out his gun, it is a 9mm pistol, he took it off safety and used the cold metal to carèss Samuel's cheek.

"Soon, a bullet will bust open this healthy cheek of yours. Tell me, how did you know about me?"

"Why are some people just stûpid? You think the world is still as uncivilized as your village where they tie rafters around their waists to cover their nàkedness? Wake up sonny, it's like you've been sleeping since the days of Abraham"

Balogun didn't for once try to stop the ramblings of Mr Samuel. One thing he's certain about is that, Mr Samuel is responsible for Angela's kidnap and he's just trying to buy himself more time.

"Are you done?" He asked

"No, help me complete it"

He cocked the gun, and pointed it at Mr Samuel.

"You have till the count of five to tell me where James is, if you fail to, you know my records"

Mr Samuel looked at him and smiled.

"Both of us know that you can't kill me" he said

Balogun replied "but I can shoot your leg or arm"

Mr Samuel stared at him like he'd seen a ghost.

"One..........."

"I don't know anything......"

"Two!......"

"Believe me I....."

"Three!..."

Now Mr Samuels voice became shaky.

"Don't do this"

"Four!......"

"Alright! Alright! I will!"

Balogun put down his gun and Mr Samuel breathes heavily.

"I'm all ears"

"I really don't know anything"

Balogun fired a shot from his gun and the bullet flew pass Mr Samuel's ears. He froze in shock.

"Next time, I won't miss" he said, even though he knew that Mr Samuel knew the miss was intentional. He asked again "tell me all you know about James"

"I don't know anything" Mr Samuel said

Balogun got infuriated by Samuel's resistance. He points his gun at him and was ready to pull the trigger when his phone rang.
Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits VI : Icekidd Vs Jigsawkillah ~ * * by JigsawKillah(m): 9:23pm On Nov 29, 2014
Krizzkutz:
Jigsaw losing to icekidd?? Buhahahahahahahaha
Lol
Na once once na
You nor no say na gift? Na my boy na
I dash am him first win
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 7:58pm On Nov 29, 2014
Why Drogbahuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 7:51pm On Nov 29, 2014
I'm worried o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 7:43pm On Nov 29, 2014
Costa and yellow
He misses next match
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 7:32pm On Nov 29, 2014
2ndhalf begins
Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits VI : Icekidd Vs Jigsawkillah ~ * * by JigsawKillah(m): 10:39pm On Nov 28, 2014
Iceskidd don dey dôpe small small
Tnx to me
Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits VI : Icekidd Vs Jigsawkillah ~ * * by JigsawKillah(m): 11:23am On Nov 28, 2014
I had to drop early bro
I go dey busy
Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits VI : Icekidd Vs Jigsawkillah ~ * * by JigsawKillah(m): 11:07am On Nov 28, 2014
It was a mistake accepting/ when he new I am hot, I'd put Ice in his place and melt him/ you never win for NL, you're a disgrace to texting/ your virus is never a threat, I'll get you sprayed with disinfectants/

I'm placed among vets/ with amazing concepts/ while you, is disdain or contempt/ you're so wack, even captainflash go tell you say you'll never make a contest/

You're too lazy to script, too scared to woo a chick/ so you get Vaseline and add it too ya dîck/ and hit up sexuality section, and masturbate to the stories of dudes, lie bîtch?/

^^^^^fact stûpid prick!!!

I beat him once, I'd beat him again/ if he turns Limerick, and feels he's big enough to byte, I'll bit him again/ it's like another church service, I'll beat him today, tomorrow hit him again/ with sticks and canes/ till the drum screams in pain/

I won't stop, I'd beat him again/ till his head's torn, then I'm sure I was bleeding his brain/ then he'll scream doom, doom, doom, that's him digging his grave/

Mikuz do you harbor wack goblins here? Give him a chase/ catch him and lynch him, in case/ his fam brings up a case, it's a jungle justice served, to the rest of the poverty strickened family, it will be dished in a plate/

Your pattern is wack, empty, your flow sucks/ it sucks more than the time your daddy begged you for Mouth Action/ family of gays, except your sister and mom, who're lèsbians, oh God/ someone tell this Kidd text is for grownups/

I've got proofs that you're gay....spell your name backwards, it's ddickseci!/ You meant d dîck sexy?/ let's pretend it's/ yours you were talking about but we've never seen you talk to a lady, not even Teddy/ it's scary!/

I'd waste a bar and still win/ I'm real mean/ when my mode is at its median, statistically, I'm more of an angry ghost, I'll still kill/ the only real deal/ you ever did was sending your nudes to another nigga for his pic/

Dumb, dumber, dumbest, are your best writtens/ I can write anything/ like stop tempting me/ before I empty clips/ in your momma's pûss, and still best the bîtch/

You suck on the D, you might as well suck this glock/ inna ya throat I'm pumping shots/ Won't stop till the dumb bîtch drops/ I'll X the man, when this Bob gets boxed/

Stop tryna be like me/ after this you'd be yelling Igwe! Like Midnight C/ you can never be rich like me/ the nigga loves getting under niggas trousers, he's the MD of busting yansh company, BYC/
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 11:05am On Nov 28, 2014
gottoboy:
Αм ii in?
you didn't signify
Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits VI : Icekidd Vs Jigsawkillah ~ * * by JigsawKillah(m): 8:40am On Nov 28, 2014
Iceskidd I go post soon o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 10:22pm On Nov 27, 2014
amodu:
It doesn't warrant attacking ourselves.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 10:06pm On Nov 27, 2014
gottoboy:
Jigsawkillah he get one poetry somthing wey you tag mee sometimes ago? Abeg explain betta, antispermbutt been visit my account forr better 48hours, reason α​h cudnt ask quickly, plus α​h don search Fo̶̷̩̥̊͡Я thee thread, Location lost!
Twas the formation of a nl poetry club
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 7:11pm On Nov 27, 2014
sosiqdude:
Who is teddybiyasi
The girl wey u dey fear
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 6:56pm On Nov 27, 2014
sosiqdude:
Me respect iceskidd.. He dey fear me na, ask him.

He no fit challenge me..or I will lecture him with bars,
No provoke my anger now!!
I go call Teddybiyasi for you o
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 6:42pm On Nov 27, 2014
sosiqdude:
If you wack na ur own cup of tea and if u d0pe na ur own cup of water

If u like no fit spell ya mama name...no concern me..
But iceskid oo na war
Iceskidd go whoop you anytime anyday
Respect the guy o
Na laziness dey make him and warriblood dey lose battles
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 6:35pm On Nov 27, 2014
Darkrebel!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 6:35pm On Nov 27, 2014
sosiqdude:
You won go die in the hand of jigsawkillah
U no see my bars for ffr? I done wack die



Wrongturn:
who said Yeyenatu is fakehuh
I did and she is
Any proof that she's not?

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